Reposted by Mojito JoeMx. Coreo Jones @coreopsismajor.bsky.social · 06/06/2025For anyone who needs this gif tonight 445085
Mojito Joe @orrivo.com · 16/03/2025Finally a Temu product that can replace women once and for all. 030
Reposted by Mojito JoeSindre Sorhus @sindresorhus.com · 11/03/2025New app: Googly Eyes Eyes that follow your mouse pointer, in your menu bar sindresorhus.com/googly-eyes 3434150
Mojito Joe @orrivo.com · 10/03/2025I am a serious man and a talented engineer, and I'm tired of so many of you not taking me seriously. 021
Mojito Joe @orrivo.com · 24/02/20257 years ago today, I packed up my stuff, said goodbye to my friends, and got on a plane and never returned to the place I had always called home— London. I had spent my entire 20s transitioning into a tech bro with a warped vision of success and happiness… 350
Reposted by Mojito JoeClare Puffinwalker @puffinwalker.bsky.social · 24/02/2025Happy to announce, my 2nd solo app ever Silk Road Journey has launched on #VisionPro. It leveraged great capabilities of VP & transform tech into history alive. Bringing important cities to you, just like being there. One millennium, just one touch away. #travel #apple #indie #buildinpublic 5293
Reposted by Mojito JoeDaniel Cranney @danielcranney.bsky.social · 23/02/2025I got up at silly o'clock this morning, so did a quick update to indiebuilds.co. Profile pictures are now imported from the Google provider. Next I'll store it in storage on initial sign up, so creators don't need to manually add one. 141
Mojito Joe @orrivo.com · 19/02/2025I once saw a child feeding an alligator in a zoo. His dad was holding him up so he could feed it. That’s it, that’s the post. 000
Mojito Joe @orrivo.com · 17/02/2025and I would have got away with it if there wasn’t all those witnesses… - Jehovah 130
Reposted by Mojito JoeKris Slazinski ☮️ @kslazinski.bsky.social · 16/02/2025🇮🇩 👋😀 Halo, Indonesia! My goal-tracking app Wins is now also available in Indonesian! apps.apple.com/app/id166831... That’s now 24 languages in total. And more are coming soon 🙂 #buildinpublic #goals 1101
Reposted by Mojito JoeMojito Joe @orrivo.com · 15/02/2025I’m worried that if I get too close my vaginity will grow back. 001
Mojito Joe @orrivo.com · 15/02/2025I’m worried that if I get too close my vaginity will grow back. 001
Mojito Joe @orrivo.com · 14/02/2025hey siri play top hits. ok, got it, now playing 17th century French folk music. 000
Reposted by Mojito JoeMojito Joe @orrivo.com · 11/02/2025I just sent out my Pitch Deck 5 min ago and am happy to announce I just raised $69 Trillion in a pre-seed round. 251
Mojito Joe @orrivo.com · 11/02/2025I just sent out my Pitch Deck 5 min ago and am happy to announce I just raised $69 Trillion in a pre-seed round. 251
Reposted by Mojito JoeMojito Joe @orrivo.com · 11/02/2025Sam Altman is 98.3% podcasts at this point, which a few points higher than the average white male. 021
Mojito Joe @orrivo.com · 11/02/2025Sam Altman is 98.3% podcasts at this point, which a few points higher than the average white male. 021
Reposted by Mojito JoeMojito Joe @orrivo.com · 10/02/2025Our new AI model outperforms your mum on all benchmarks and can put up with your bullshit 34.5% of the time without hallucinations 021
Mojito Joe @orrivo.com · 10/02/2025Our new AI model outperforms your mum on all benchmarks and can put up with your bullshit 34.5% of the time without hallucinations 021
Mojito Joe @orrivo.com · 09/02/2025The new final destination movie but it’s just cyber truck owners sealing their fate. 010
Mojito Joe @orrivo.com · 08/02/2025Claude doesn’t know I’m cheating on it with at-least 4 other open source woores. But like, not in a weird way. 030
Mojito Joe @orrivo.com · 07/02/2025GPT, generate me a blog post on the importance of not flossing, ever. 120
Mojito Joe @orrivo.com · 07/02/2025Mistrals AI's new models look fantastic, but as a 🇬🇧 I cannot use French technology due to them all smelling like mouldy cheese and BO. 100
Reposted by Mojito JoeMojito Joe @orrivo.com · 06/02/2025I know that North America is on fire right now, but that’s NOT an excuse not to wish that guy you met once in a zoom call for 5 minutes from your last job, a happy birthday on LinkedIn. 041
Mojito Joe @orrivo.com · 06/02/2025I know that North America is on fire right now, but that’s NOT an excuse not to wish that guy you met once in a zoom call for 5 minutes from your last job, a happy birthday on LinkedIn. 041
Mojito Joe @orrivo.com · 31/01/2025Here’s some alternative names for the ketamine man baby you are free to use in your leftist social circles. Space Karen Emerald Nazi Hitler Haircut Elongated Muskrat Sissy SpaceX Cyber Cuck 120
Reposted by Mojito JoeMojito Joe @orrivo.com · 29/01/2025Here is your 2 factor authentication code for Deeznuts. If you did not request Deeznuts, contact admin@mydickandballs.com 121
Mojito Joe @orrivo.com · 29/01/2025Here is your 2 factor authentication code for Deeznuts. If you did not request Deeznuts, contact admin@mydickandballs.com 121
Reposted by Mojito JoeMojito Joe @orrivo.com · 28/01/2025I’m hearing an awful lot of talk this new DeepThroat R1 thing. 231
Mojito Joe @orrivo.com · 28/01/2025I’m hearing an awful lot of talk this new DeepThroat R1 thing. 231
Mojito Joe @orrivo.com · 28/01/2025I don’t want to worry anyone, but I don’t know what the fuck I am ever doing. 040
Reposted by Mojito JoeJason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 20/01/2025Microdosing hell by living in America 241405346