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Mojito Joe

@orrivo.com
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13+ years building for Web, MacOS & iOS and still can’t get my printer to work. Former CTO who gave up the corporate job to build sh*t like orrivo.com in public and on Powered by ADHD 📍San Diego

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Mojito Joe @orrivo.com · 28/01/2026
Liquid Glass dick-pics. That is all.
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Mojito Joe @orrivo.com · 11/06/2025
Pretty much sums up this little experiment
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Mojito Joe @orrivo.com · 07/06/2025
It really captured my chin folds brilliantly.
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Mx. Coreo Jones @coreopsismajor.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
For anyone who needs this gif tonight
Jason Mantzoukas yelling BITE EACH OTHER'S DICKS OFF! At men slap fighting in the foreground mostly out of frame
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Mojito Joe @orrivo.com · 16/03/2025
Finally a Temu product that can replace women once and for all.
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Sindre Sorhus @sindresorhus.com · 11/03/2025
New app: Googly Eyes Eyes that follow your mouse pointer, in your menu bar sindresorhus.com/googly-eyes
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Mojito Joe @orrivo.com · 10/03/2025
I can’t come into work today cuz I got a dog on my lap
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Mojito Joe @orrivo.com · 10/03/2025
I am a serious man and a talented engineer, and I'm tired of so many of you not taking me seriously.
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Mojito Joe @orrivo.com · 08/03/2025
Strava - but for sitting on my arse.
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Mojito Joe @orrivo.com · 24/02/2025
7 years ago today, I packed up my stuff, said goodbye to my friends, and got on a plane and never returned to the place I had always called home— London. I had spent my entire 20s transitioning into a tech bro with a warped vision of success and happiness…
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Clare Puffinwalker @puffinwalker.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Happy to announce, my 2nd solo app ever Silk Road Journey has launched on #VisionPro. It leveraged great capabilities of VP & transform tech into history alive. Bringing important cities to you, just like being there. One millennium, just one touch away. #travel #apple #indie #buildinpublic
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Mojito Joe @orrivo.com · 24/02/2025
WOOOOOooooOOOOOKEE
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Daniel Cranney @danielcranney.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
I got up at silly o'clock this morning, so did a quick update to indiebuilds.co. Profile pictures are now imported from the Google provider. Next I'll store it in storage on initial sign up, so creators don't need to manually add one.
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Mojito Joe @orrivo.com · 23/02/2025
It’s a what now?
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Mojito Joe @orrivo.com · 23/02/2025
Zucks pee pee is on the run, again.
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Mojito Joe @orrivo.com · 20/02/2025
*unsubscribed from America
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Mojito Joe @orrivo.com · 19/02/2025
I once saw a child feeding an alligator in a zoo. His dad was holding him up so he could feed it. That’s it, that’s the post.
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Mojito Joe @orrivo.com · 17/02/2025
and I would have got away with it if there wasn’t all those witnesses… - Jehovah
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Kris Slazinski ☮️ @kslazinski.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
🇮🇩 👋😀 Halo, Indonesia! My goal-tracking app Wins is now also available in Indonesian! apps.apple.com/app/id166831... That’s now 24 languages in total. And more are coming soon 🙂 #buildinpublic #goals
Screenshots from the Wins app with the UI in Indonesian.
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Mojito Joe @orrivo.com · 15/02/2025
I’m worried that if I get too close my vaginity will grow back.
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Mojito Joe @orrivo.com · 15/02/2025
I’m worried that if I get too close my vaginity will grow back.
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Mojito Joe @orrivo.com · 14/02/2025
hey siri play top hits. ok, got it, now playing 17th century French folk music.
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Mojito Joe @orrivo.com · 11/02/2025
I just sent out my Pitch Deck 5 min ago and am happy to announce I just raised $69 Trillion in a pre-seed round.
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Mojito Joe @orrivo.com · 11/02/2025
I just sent out my Pitch Deck 5 min ago and am happy to announce I just raised $69 Trillion in a pre-seed round.
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Mojito Joe @orrivo.com · 11/02/2025
Sam Altman is 98.3% podcasts at this point, which a few points higher than the average white male.
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Mojito Joe @orrivo.com · 11/02/2025
Sam Altman is 98.3% podcasts at this point, which a few points higher than the average white male.
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Mojito Joe @orrivo.com · 10/02/2025
Our new AI model outperforms your mum on all benchmarks and can put up with your bullshit 34.5% of the time without hallucinations
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Mojito Joe @orrivo.com · 10/02/2025
Custom agents killed my vibe
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Mojito Joe @orrivo.com · 10/02/2025
Our new AI model outperforms your mum on all benchmarks and can put up with your bullshit 34.5% of the time without hallucinations
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Mojito Joe @orrivo.com · 09/02/2025
All this talk of soup bowls is making me hungry.
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Mojito Joe @orrivo.com · 09/02/2025
The new final destination movie but it’s just cyber truck owners sealing their fate.
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Mojito Joe @orrivo.com · 08/02/2025
Claude doesn’t know I’m cheating on it with at-least 4 other open source woores. But like, not in a weird way.
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Mojito Joe @orrivo.com · 07/02/2025
GPT, generate me a blog post on the importance of not flossing, ever.
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Mojito Joe @orrivo.com · 07/02/2025
Mistrals AI's new models look fantastic, but as a 🇬🇧 I cannot use French technology due to them all smelling like mouldy cheese and BO.
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Mojito Joe @orrivo.com · 06/02/2025
I know that North America is on fire right now, but that’s NOT an excuse not to wish that guy you met once in a zoom call for 5 minutes from your last job, a happy birthday on LinkedIn.
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Mojito Joe @orrivo.com · 06/02/2025
I know that North America is on fire right now, but that’s NOT an excuse not to wish that guy you met once in a zoom call for 5 minutes from your last job, a happy birthday on LinkedIn.
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Mojito Joe @orrivo.com · 03/02/2025
IOT - Internet of Tiddies
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Mojito Joe @orrivo.com · 03/02/2025
IOT - Internet of Tiddies
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Mojito Joe @orrivo.com · 31/01/2025
Here’s some alternative names for the ketamine man baby you are free to use in your leftist social circles. Space Karen Emerald Nazi Hitler Haircut Elongated Muskrat Sissy SpaceX Cyber Cuck
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Mojito Joe @orrivo.com · 30/01/2025
Wake up babe, AI in that app you don't use just dropped.
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Mojito Joe @orrivo.com · 29/01/2025
Here is your 2 factor authentication code for Deeznuts. If you did not request Deeznuts, contact admin@mydickandballs.com
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Mojito Joe @orrivo.com · 29/01/2025
Here is your 2 factor authentication code for Deeznuts. If you did not request Deeznuts, contact admin@mydickandballs.com
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Mojito Joe @orrivo.com · 28/01/2025
I’m hearing an awful lot of talk this new DeepThroat R1 thing.
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Mojito Joe @orrivo.com · 28/01/2025
I’m hearing an awful lot of talk this new DeepThroat R1 thing.
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Mojito Joe @orrivo.com · 28/01/2025
I don’t want to worry anyone, but I don’t know what the fuck I am ever doing.
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Mojito Joe @orrivo.com · 23/01/2025
How dare you assume I learned a lesson
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Mojito Joe @orrivo.com · 22/01/2025
AGI is here.
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Microdosing hell by living in America
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Mojito Joe @orrivo.com · 20/01/2025
Everything is stupid. Especially my code.
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