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Ornery Baggage 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

@ornery-baggage.bsky.social
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Retired classicist. Irritated by most things. Dislike politics, they all suck. Like real ale, craft beer, books, vinyl music, swords, & weaponry. Citizen of Wulferhampton. Often confused.

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Ornery Baggage 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @ornery-baggage.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Wordle 1,815 2/6 Mwahaha! 🟩🟩🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Ornery Baggage 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @ornery-baggage.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Well done, chuck 🤣
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Ornery Baggage 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @ornery-baggage.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Odd afternoon. Nightwish, Helloween, Him and Ozzy while I made a knockoff Tardis complete with a miniature Peter Capaldi. #DoctorWho #Metal
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Ornery Baggage 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @ornery-baggage.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Thanks 🙂
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Ornery Baggage 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @ornery-baggage.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
How do you even see who has blocked you?
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Ornery Baggage 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @ornery-baggage.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
At least the tracking worked! The past 5, FIVE things I’ve had with tracking have just told me a combination of ‘no updates’, ‘tracking unavailable at this time’ or ‘out for delivery’. Evri are the worst, I swear their tracking doesn’t work at all.
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Ornery Baggage 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @ornery-baggage.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
@dutytorturer.bsky.social had some new furniture arrive yesterday, I hear he felt similar.
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Ornery Baggage 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @ornery-baggage.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Ok that isn’t good to hear. Surely bringing everything back under public control is in the interests of the country?
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Ornery Baggage 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @ornery-baggage.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Really? I wonder why they haven’t changed the names
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Ornery Baggage 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @ornery-baggage.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
‘It’s all’, I hate iPhone for auto correcting to gibberish
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Ornery Baggage 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @ornery-baggage.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Oh and when Nero committed suicide, there were celebrations and pretty much all statues and mention of him was erased.
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Ornery Baggage 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @ornery-baggage.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Nero was the one who thought himself actor, poet, athlete, generally ‘the best’, he spent vast amounts of public money on vanity projects, he was very paranoid and prone to killing people for imagined sleights. The people saw him as crass, tasteless, embarrassing. Etc. sound familiar?
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Ornery Baggage 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @ornery-baggage.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Not sure Ben all of England. The north’s screwed every which way!
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Ornery Baggage 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @ornery-baggage.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Do you mean Nero?
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Ornery Baggage 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @ornery-baggage.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Have to be careful to get the order correct or Hollywood will be down an actor
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Ornery Baggage 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @ornery-baggage.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Haha so I see now, sounded like some sort of delish onion recipe 🤣
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Ornery Baggage 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @ornery-baggage.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Well duh! Dont I feel the idiot lol
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Ornery Baggage 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @ornery-baggage.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Sounds good, I love onions but what are ‘hella onions’? Brit, not familiar with this
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Ornery Baggage 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @ornery-baggage.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
I’ve been saying for a long time now that he looks like he shops in the same store as the average Reformer flag shagger…
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Ornery Baggage 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @ornery-baggage.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
So you are effectively saying “There is no god”
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Ornery Baggage 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @ornery-baggage.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Good morning All! I started my day chasing a dog traumatised by the poop hanging out of her bum. Luckily the lumps fell off onto the carpet and she wiped a lot on the sofa when she jumped up to tell me. How is your day going?
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Dog Scratching Itself
ALT: Dog Scratching Itself
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Ornery Baggage 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @ornery-baggage.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Old now but I really feel some people need reminding that with a vote for Reform, this is what they want to spend your council tax on, oh, and flags… Hilariously funny though www.bbc.co.uk/news/videos/...
bbc.co.uk
Reform UK councillor calls for airport 'UFO safety committee'
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Ornery Baggage 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @ornery-baggage.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
My money is on FroMo, there again, it always is
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Ornery Baggage 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @ornery-baggage.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
I disagree, it’s more of a ‘punch me’ face.
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Ornery Baggage 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @ornery-baggage.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
A bit of Monday Music. Still their best. #Slipknot #MetalSky #VinylSky
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Ornery Baggage 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @ornery-baggage.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
No matter how depressing politics are, nature rises above it
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Ornery Baggage 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @ornery-baggage.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
I quite agree! I’m sat here will charge glass of red, scrabble and playing the Ian Dury album I bought at Record Store Day.
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Ornery Baggage 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @ornery-baggage.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
My Lincoln university library card was a handwritten on a piece of paper. I’m not even kidding lol
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Ornery Baggage 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @ornery-baggage.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Got chatting with the eBay seller with this #FrashFriday arrival. Opened to find Anti-Social along with a nice note too. Isn’t it amazing to get an unexpected reminder that there are truly nice people out there? I was feeling down & this turned my day around❤️ #Anthrax #MetalSky #VinylCommunity
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Ornery Baggage 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @ornery-baggage.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
How very posh of you sir!
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Ornery Baggage 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @ornery-baggage.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Feels rather rubbish knowing I live in a country of racist idiots too thick to grasp what they have done
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Ornery Baggage 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @ornery-baggage.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
2/2 however this was based upon Homer and not some possible alternative version. As you say though, there would have been many variations of the story so the version we have is purely random. Isn’t it wonderful though to imagine how different it might have been?
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Ornery Baggage 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @ornery-baggage.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Well of course oral tradition continued, however it would have been based upon and grounded to Homer. Throughout the ages Homer has been revered as ‘protos didaskalos’, we have references to the use of ‘rhapsode’ in use when we look to Socrates (or more accurately, Plato).
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Ornery Baggage 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @ornery-baggage.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Well dealing with these biases is expected within the classical studies.There is far more that we do not know than we do. The thing is, the Iliad that our translations are based upon is the only copy we have and so becomes the certainty. Anything prior is based upon educated guesswork.
certainty.is
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Ornery Baggage 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @ornery-baggage.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
2/2 I believe you may be confused by oral tradition which is how stories were conveyed during 8th C BCE when the Iliad is thought to have been composed. It would have been recited by a ‘Homer’ who travelled from place to place.
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Ornery Baggage 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @ornery-baggage.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Not exactly, the translations are based upon one text. They vary in a few ways, some try to remain true to the iambic pentameter, others to the story, others to line by line translations and combinations & variations within. They are all based upon an original text though. 1/2
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Ornery Baggage 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @ornery-baggage.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Well, better than the guardian I would hope. They don’t even seem to know that the “wooden horse” was in the Iliad, not the Odyssey
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Ornery Baggage 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @ornery-baggage.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
The thing I’m struggling with is that the law of averages states that at least a few reformers would have fact checked figures relating to immigrants and will know that their claims don’t add up, so why, other than practices aren’t they speaking up?
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Ornery Baggage 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @ornery-baggage.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
I had a similar thought some years ago. An evening manhattan is rather civilised though. Just saying!
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Ornery Baggage 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @ornery-baggage.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Not a clue but it made me chuckle so I’m glad you shared!
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Ornery Baggage 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @ornery-baggage.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Ohhh do you think Willie will go for it, or will he commandeer them?
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Ornery Baggage 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @ornery-baggage.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Oh great and wise @wulfhelm.bsky.social , I did hear a rumour that it is @dutytorturer.bsky.social birthday today. Could we pelt him with turnips please great sire? Or a day off or summat?
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a man in a fur coat is standing next to a man in a fur coat
ALT: a man in a fur coat is standing next to a man in a fur coat
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Ornery Baggage 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @ornery-baggage.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
So that’s where my carving knife went! #KnifeAngel
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Ornery Baggage 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @ornery-baggage.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Wordle 1,776 5/6 Hmmm ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Ornery Baggage 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @ornery-baggage.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
To paraphrase the great Shakira “my hips don’t lie… they say they bloody hurt” #OUCH #Arthritis
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a man stands in front of a poster for the avengers and says let me tell you hips do not lie
ALT: a man stands in front of a poster for the avengers and says let me tell you hips do not lie
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Ornery Baggage 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @ornery-baggage.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
I can offer singing services?
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Ornery Baggage 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @ornery-baggage.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Only national? Why does the rest of the world not share in this wondrous celebration of this laid back carrot muncher (why does that sound dirty?)
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Ornery Baggage 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @ornery-baggage.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
If you insist!
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Ornery Baggage 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @ornery-baggage.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Am I mistaken or is Trump threatening to commit genocide? Can we step in and stop him now please?
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Ornery Baggage 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @ornery-baggage.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Definitely sounds like it is as intended. Cornflour would work to thicken it a little but it would be similar to the flour. Perhaps you could try some gelatin? Or possibly pectin? Not so much that it becomes solid.
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