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In a desperate bid to regain braincells I have started reading Shakespeare's sonnets and forcing myself to interpret them on my own before I look them up. I was a scholar once I need that back

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a.b @orionsbelt.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

Sometimes on the highway I pass the whackiest farm machinery known to man and wonder what it's like to know wtf that machine does

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a.b @orionsbelt.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

My biggest mistake was having a second kid I knew I'd be good with one and I went and had a second anyways. And guess what surprise surprise I'm failing at being a parent of two. Love him obviously, this is not about him, it's about me being fucking awful at this shit

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a.b @orionsbelt.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

Every evening with kids is just how can we have the most dramatic hour of our lives to top whatever shitshow happened yesterday

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a.b @orionsbelt.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

Been buddy reading a lot of Romantasy with a friend lately and almost every time I find myself far more interested in the world building and side characters than whatever the main characters have got going on

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a.b @orionsbelt.bsky.social · 24/02/2026

Sometimes you just have to sit in your car

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a.b @orionsbelt.bsky.social · 22/02/2026

Craving pizza so bad I would do something crazy for good pizza rn

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a.b @orionsbelt.bsky.social · 21/02/2026

Scheduled my daughter's bday party for 11am on a Sunday so her cousins aren't coming cuz they'll be in church and my MIL is giving me flak for scheduling it at such an inopportune time. Skip church see if I care!!

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a.b @orionsbelt.bsky.social · 19/02/2026

Watching the gold medal game and I keep having to mentally check myself to relax all my muscles and also breathe

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a.b @orionsbelt.bsky.social · 19/02/2026

Ngl I thought nipple piercings were gonna be harder to heal but this has been pretty painless so far

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a.b @orionsbelt.bsky.social · 17/02/2026

My hat just blew off my head and I had to chase it across the parking lot like some sort of cartoon character

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a.b @orionsbelt.bsky.social · 31/01/2026

Everyday there are people on the local Facebook page preaching about homeschooling what's going on

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a.b @orionsbelt.bsky.social · 29/01/2026

kinda want to drop off the face of the earth actually

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a.b @orionsbelt.bsky.social · 21/01/2026

My son keeps getting bitten at daycare they're raising some piranhas in there

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a.b @orionsbelt.bsky.social · 20/01/2026

feel like everyone imy life deserves a better version of me than the one they are currently stuck with

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a.b @orionsbelt.bsky.social · 08/01/2026

It's actually kinda funny to read a book that can't stop reminding you how tell the main female character is and by they I mean it's annoying but a break from the other way around where we are ceaselessly reminded about how huge the men are

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a.b @orionsbelt.bsky.social · 06/01/2026

I basically only use my phone for reading and occasionally texting these days

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Oliver Darkshire @deathbybadger.bsky.social · 03/01/2026

its sort of very obvious odysseus and penelope are made for each other because he gets back after 20 years covered in filth and she's not sure it's really him under all that grime so instead of saying hey why not take a bath she decides the best way to handle the situation is with a fucking riddle

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a.b @orionsbelt.bsky.social · 03/01/2026

Just got passed by a minivan barrelling through the fresh snow with way more confidence than me I'm being out milfed on these winter roads

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a.b @orionsbelt.bsky.social · 02/01/2026

paying my hard earned money to my own workplace for my kids swimming lessons 👍🏻

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a.b @orionsbelt.bsky.social · 02/01/2026

One of my friends posted at least six stories on insta about the end of stranger things I didn't know it had shooters like that (I lost interest after the first season)

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a.b @orionsbelt.bsky.social · 02/01/2026

This cold is making me want to die btw

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