M. Molla @originalname37.bsky.social · 14/10/2026The first amendment says that I *can* laugh at you. Not that I can't. 000 0
M. Molla @originalname37.bsky.social · 12/10/2026If the shit really hits the fan (the US comes apart due to division and debt), I'd propose New England and New York join Canada as separate provinces. That increases Canada's GDP by ~160%, making it a solid third place behind China and whatever's left of the USA. 110 0
M. Molla @originalname37.bsky.social · 07/10/2026are you wolfmaning Frankensteins or reassembling wolfmen? 000 0
M. Molla @originalname37.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Gratitude -- to the universe, for example -- for the good things you have received is one thing. Appreciation expressed to a specific sentient being for something they chose to do for you is something else. Not knowing the difference between these reflects an attitude of instrumentalization. 110 0
M. Molla @originalname37.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Doesn't that make politeness to humans meaningless? If someone says "thank you" to me, I may think they see me as a fellow human and appreciate that I have exerted effort to help them ... until they say the same thing to the toaster. 120 0
M. Molla @originalname37.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I've always secretly believed that You're So Vain really *is* about me. When I walk into a party, it does take a while for me to get my sea legs. 000 0
M. Molla @originalname37.bsky.social · 27/09/2026On a molecular level, every fart is also a shart. 000 0
M. Molla @originalname37.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Why can't a fighters clothes be weighed separately? They weigh her clothed. Then (if needed) she goes into a private space (verified ahead of time to be empty), disrobes, and hands her clothes out to the official who weighs them and subtracts that amount from the original weigh-in amount. 000 0
M. Molla @originalname37.bsky.social · 16/09/2026If you wear this shirt and you don't know Latin, you'll feel like an ass when someone retorts "Stultus est sicut stultus facit". 020 0
M. Molla @originalname37.bsky.social · 07/09/2026If I knew how to 3-d print, I'd make custom SIZED measuring cups, like 2.25tsp for bread yeast. 000 0
M. Molla @originalname37.bsky.social · 05/09/2026I've invented a spherical map. I'm calling it a "global map" until I think of a shorter name. 040 0
M. Molla @originalname37.bsky.social · 31/08/2026I know I'm naive, but it seems like, if the toilet (US government) gets full enough with shit (debt), they will eventually have to flush it (print a hyperinflationary amount of dollars). 000 0
M. Molla @originalname37.bsky.social · 31/08/2026The ASMR deportation video and the "Closing Time" post make these the worst people that ever lived. The Nazis did terrible things too, but I don't remember them ever trying to get cute with it. 000 0
M. Molla @originalname37.bsky.social · 28/08/2026I've made hundreds of Spotify Playlists. A few of them I will stand by as being legitimately good: open.spotify.com/playlist/3KR...open.spotify.comSongs about prodigious fictional performers (told in 2nd or 3rd person)Playlist · originalname37 · 10 items 000 0
M. Molla @originalname37.bsky.social · 25/08/2026How many legs does a dog have, if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling the tail a leg does not make it one. 010 0
M. Molla @originalname37.bsky.social · 25/08/2026I would never advocate violence, but the cure for solopsism really is a good ass kicking. 000 0
M. Molla @originalname37.bsky.social · 21/08/2026heavy metal is great, but have you ever heard light metal? 000 0
M. Molla @originalname37.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Among his many other supervillian activities, Musk has now defaced the moon like Chairface Chippendale. 000 0
M. Molla @originalname37.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Claude Code is like having an army of coders who have no capacity for procrastination or sass. It's basically The Unsullied of programming. 000 0
Reposted by M. MollaKwertzy Industries @kwertzy.bsky.social · 12/07/2026"If people wanted you to write warmly about them, they should have behaved better." -- Anne Lamott 6165681175 0
M. Molla @originalname37.bsky.social · 03/07/2026"Hospitalized" should mean you got turned into a hospital. 000 0
M. Molla @originalname37.bsky.social · 03/07/2026People die and are horribly injured from this kind of accident. 000 0
M. Molla @originalname37.bsky.social · 31/05/2026Why am I suddenly hearing these two phrases (that I had only previously heard in the context of academic logic/debate) everywhere all of a sudden: "steel man" and "special pleading"? 010 0
M. Molla @originalname37.bsky.social · 13/05/2026That or a brutally enforced period of mourning (if we ever get official confirmation). 000 0
M. Molla @originalname37.bsky.social · 09/05/2026The one day a week when actions have consequences: causal friday. 000 0
M. Molla @originalname37.bsky.social · 13/04/2026The 4th is the only commandment he hasn't blatantly publicly violated. 000 0
M. Molla @originalname37.bsky.social · 07/04/2026He has to be stopped now. Anyone who has the power to stop him and doesn't is complicit and deserves commensurate judgement and consequences. 000 0
M. Molla @originalname37.bsky.social · 03/04/20264-d chess???? He's not even playing 1-d checkers. Dude's playing fuckin' candyland. 000 0
M. Molla @originalname37.bsky.social · 02/04/2026I want a sequel to the Take on Me video. Did the lady want an actual sweaty guy to appear in her room? She could be married or just not want to deal with this tight now. Can he go back? 000 0
M. Molla @originalname37.bsky.social · 02/04/2026It's so weird that Def Leppard momentarily decided to sound like 'Til Tuesday. 000 0
M. Molla @originalname37.bsky.social · 01/04/2026I know Top Jimmy's great and everything, but when the room fell in, they probably should have stopped the show. 000 0
M. Molla @originalname37.bsky.social · 22/03/2026It always seems like you're about to run out of parchment paper until you realize that there is no inner cardboard tube. It's parchment paper all the way down. I feel there is a deep truth here. 000 0