M. Molla @originalname37.bsky.social · 12/10/2026If the shit really hits the fan (the US comes apart due to division and debt), I'd propose New England and New York join Canada as separate provinces. That increases Canada's GDP by ~160%, making it a solid third place behind China and whatever's left of the USA. 110 0
M. Molla @originalname37.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I've always secretly believed that You're So Vain really *is* about me. When I walk into a party, it does take a while for me to get my sea legs. 000 0
M. Molla @originalname37.bsky.social · 27/09/2026On a molecular level, every fart is also a shart. 000 0
M. Molla @originalname37.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Why can't a fighters clothes be weighed separately? They weigh her clothed. Then (if needed) she goes into a private space (verified ahead of time to be empty), disrobes, and hands her clothes out to the official who weighs them and subtracts that amount from the original weigh-in amount. 000 0
M. Molla @originalname37.bsky.social · 07/09/2026If I knew how to 3-d print, I'd make custom SIZED measuring cups, like 2.25tsp for bread yeast. 000 0
M. Molla @originalname37.bsky.social · 31/08/2026I know I'm naive, but it seems like, if the toilet (US government) gets full enough with shit (debt), they will eventually have to flush it (print a hyperinflationary amount of dollars). 000 0
M. Molla @originalname37.bsky.social · 31/08/2026The ASMR deportation video and the "Closing Time" post make these the worst people that ever lived. The Nazis did terrible things too, but I don't remember them ever trying to get cute with it. 000 0
M. Molla @originalname37.bsky.social · 28/08/2026I've made hundreds of Spotify Playlists. A few of them I will stand by as being legitimately good: open.spotify.com/playlist/3KR...open.spotify.comSongs about prodigious fictional performers (told in 2nd or 3rd person)Playlist · originalname37 · 10 items 000 0
M. Molla @originalname37.bsky.social · 25/08/2026I would never advocate violence, but the cure for solopsism really is a good ass kicking. 000 0
M. Molla @originalname37.bsky.social · 21/08/2026heavy metal is great, but have you ever heard light metal? 000 0
M. Molla @originalname37.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Among his many other supervillian activities, Musk has now defaced the moon like Chairface Chippendale. 000 0
M. Molla @originalname37.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Claude Code is like having an army of coders who have no capacity for procrastination or sass. It's basically The Unsullied of programming. 000 0
Reposted by M. MollaKwertzy Industries @kwertzy.bsky.social · 12/07/2026"If people wanted you to write warmly about them, they should have behaved better." -- Anne Lamott 6165681175 0
M. Molla @originalname37.bsky.social · 03/07/2026"Hospitalized" should mean you got turned into a hospital. 000 0
M. Molla @originalname37.bsky.social · 31/05/2026Why am I suddenly hearing these two phrases (that I had only previously heard in the context of academic logic/debate) everywhere all of a sudden: "steel man" and "special pleading"? 010 0
M. Molla @originalname37.bsky.social · 09/05/2026The one day a week when actions have consequences: causal friday. 000 0
M. Molla @originalname37.bsky.social · 07/04/2026He has to be stopped now. Anyone who has the power to stop him and doesn't is complicit and deserves commensurate judgement and consequences. 000 0
M. Molla @originalname37.bsky.social · 03/04/20264-d chess???? He's not even playing 1-d checkers. Dude's playing fuckin' candyland. 000 0
M. Molla @originalname37.bsky.social · 02/04/2026I want a sequel to the Take on Me video. Did the lady want an actual sweaty guy to appear in her room? She could be married or just not want to deal with this tight now. Can he go back? 000 0
M. Molla @originalname37.bsky.social · 01/04/2026I know Top Jimmy's great and everything, but when the room fell in, they probably should have stopped the show. 000 0
M. Molla @originalname37.bsky.social · 22/03/2026It always seems like you're about to run out of parchment paper until you realize that there is no inner cardboard tube. It's parchment paper all the way down. I feel there is a deep truth here. 000 0
M. Molla @originalname37.bsky.social · 20/03/2026How hard could it be to get the old sink drain out? 100 0
M. Molla @originalname37.bsky.social · 07/03/2026When I look at the missle supply, I wonder if we're caught in a rope-a-dope. 000 0
M. Molla @originalname37.bsky.social · 02/03/2026He said "I never get bored", then immediately got bored and started talking about his idiotic ballroom. 000 0
Reposted by M. MollaRobert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 27/02/2026So thank your lucky stars you got protection. Walk the line and never mind the cost. don't wonder who them lawmen was protectin', when they nailed the savior to the cross. www.thelettersfromleo.com/p/trumps-bor... 40920126 0
M. Molla @originalname37.bsky.social · 26/02/2026Why is Arthur's Theme stuck in my head? (The Chrisopher Cross song. Not the one about a cartoon Aardvark.) Is it in an ad or something? Has a current popular song sampled/copied a piece of it? Am I supposed to go back and rewatch the Dudley Moore movie? 000 0
M. Molla @originalname37.bsky.social · 26/02/2026They're getting rid of sudden deaths overtime. Replacing it with something called "prolonged illness". 000 0
M. Molla @originalname37.bsky.social · 26/02/2026Is Vice Principal really necessary? Most jobs don't get a vice version. 000 0
M. Molla @originalname37.bsky.social · 24/02/2026Am I the only one who didn't know that you say your *piece*, but hold your *peace*? 000 0
M. Molla @originalname37.bsky.social · 08/02/2026I think that was (at least an overt reference to) the Jose Feliciano Star Spangled Banner. Awesome! #superbowl 010 0
M. Molla @originalname37.bsky.social · 30/01/2026Job application question: □ I hereby certify that I have never committed an act of domestic terrorism, participated in organized crime, or been employed by U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE). 000 0
M. Molla @originalname37.bsky.social · 08/12/2025When you hit a milestone birthday year, you find out all the things that were born the same year as you. 4 years ago I found out that I'm the same age as Starbucks, NPR, the NASDAQ, and Bangladesh. 000 0
M. Molla @originalname37.bsky.social · 04/12/2025It occurs to me that "oh what heights we'll hit" (Bugs Bunny) and "can you read my mind" (Superman) are the same music. 000 0
M. Molla @originalname37.bsky.social · 16/11/2025I don't know what kind of hopium you have to be smoking to believe that this time he's really going down. I'd love to be proven wrong, but his followers have taken every opportunity to show that they enjoy his evil. And, if all else fails, he'll nuke Venezuela to distract people's attention. 000 0
M. Molla @originalname37.bsky.social · 11/11/2025The most relatable character in Star Wars is r5-d4. I too have a bad motivator. 000 0
M. Molla @originalname37.bsky.social · 06/11/2025Other than between family members, what fraction of in-person interaction time is not paid (neither party is on the clock)? 000 0
M. Molla @originalname37.bsky.social · 30/10/2025I don't know if anyone's here anymore. If you are, check out my Substack: open.substack.com/pub/original... There's a new item every week (on Monday-ish).open.substack.comOriginalname37 | Michael Molla | SubstackThis is where I drop brief items written weekly by me about whatever I happen to be thinking about at the moment. Click to read Originalname37, by Michael Molla, a Substack publication. Launched 8 mon... 000 0
M. Molla @originalname37.bsky.social · 30/10/2025We're about to see if Lenin was right when he said that no civilization is more than three meals away from a revolution. 000 0
M. Molla @originalname37.bsky.social · 15/10/2025Rewatching The Substance, I have questions: I get the first time, but why do the spend *all* of their off weeks naked? Why would Sue put Elizabeth on the floor? She's stuck there too. Why not an extra bed? Can you go *shorter* than a week? That way they could coordinate for important dates. 100 0
M. Molla @originalname37.bsky.social · 05/09/2025I know this isn't new, but it's my favorite (though almost every time I see one it becomes my new favorite): youtube.com/shorts/ky0YO...youtube.comPunctuation marks hanging outYouTube video by Elle Cordova 000 0
M. Molla @originalname37.bsky.social · 04/09/2025We need a new comptroller. Things have gotten out of comptrol. 000 0
M. Molla @originalname37.bsky.social · 03/09/2025They say "extravaganza", but it's usually a regular amount of vaganza. 000 0