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La Comtesse du Croque Madame 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

@orichalcumgolem.bsky.social
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Maker, punster, novelist. Trans, aspiring swords-lesbian. Medically diagnosed as "delightful". My books: taelianacreative.com My writing skeets: taelianabooks.bsky.social My links: beacons.ai/taelianacreative

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Feena van @feenavan2099.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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La Comtesse du Croque Madame 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @orichalcumgolem.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Hanlon's razor states, "Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity," but fails to take into account cowardice or the societal impulse to react to the malice of others. A corrolary, Clara's Epilator: “Sufficiently advanced stupidity is indistinguishable from malice.”
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La Comtesse du Croque Madame 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @orichalcumgolem.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
That fact that he apparently was napping in Parliament with his feet up on the bench and did not receive a whipping (even a verbal one) for that only tells me that someday he needs to be asked to go to a Summerisle to give a speech.
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La Comtesse du Croque Madame 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @orichalcumgolem.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I was walking back from CVS after picking up some meds, and someone yelled "HEY SHAWTY, LOOKIN' GOOD!" at me. (I was the only female-presenting person on the street at the time.)
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Reagan slammed the US' dick in a car door and almost half a century later it's still being felt, still making the situation far worse than it would have been otherwise. Everyone *else* on earth getting really into the idea of dumping fossil fuel, is gonna go basically anywhere else for it.
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La Comtesse du Croque Madame 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @orichalcumgolem.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
This kind of thing may well be why I am at 2500+ applications without success…
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La Comtesse du Croque Madame 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @orichalcumgolem.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I'm honestly like, "Well, he seems decent, but then does stuff like this... what the absolute fuck? Oh, wait, the Catholic priesthood." The last two word are said in the same tone that most people would use to say something like "my dog just shit the rug again".
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themboy insomniac @riotliturgist.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
it's so fun how trans people can keep saying over and over and over and OVER again how the catholic church's ban on trans healthcare is one of the most sweeping and draconian and every day liberals & leftist just ignore it to gush about whatever meaningless "progressive" gesture the pope made today
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La Comtesse du Croque Madame 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @orichalcumgolem.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Thank you, sir.
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La Comtesse du Croque Madame 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @orichalcumgolem.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Rest well, Peter Cullen. You were so many heroes and friends of my youth, an inspiration in my adulthood, and the voice of a character I always felt I needed to measure myself against, but who would never be mean if I was found wanting, just push me to be better. You lit our darkest hours.
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PodKATT @podkatt.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
There are two good ways to act with the Muppets. Either you take the Michael Cain approach and pretend you are working with a professional troupe from the West End. Or the Tim Curry approach where you pretend you yourself are also a Muppet. RIP
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Chiitan🌈ちぃたん☆ @chiitan.love · 18/08/2026
Chiitan loves and respects transgender people🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ Lately, even saying this will get you criticized and slandered In today’s world the crackdown has grown even stricter, and it wants to divide everyone into just male and female But a world where they can live peacefully as themselves matters more🤍🌈
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La Comtesse du Croque Madame 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @orichalcumgolem.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
next year I really, really, REALLY need to go to FlameCon. Although it also depends on three things: 1) money 2) money 3) Bicolline which I also want to really go to
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La Comtesse du Croque Madame 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @orichalcumgolem.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I was on a forum where people were complaining about the new iOS beta, and then talking about betas in general. And because vtubers and furries have done *things* to my brain, I replied in it with: "[Omegaverse joke redacted]"
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alyson “october” greaves @badambulist.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
It’s results day! Kids: I performed massively under expectations on my A-levels, took a year out to work two jobs, cry in the toilets, and save no money because I drank and smoked it all, then went to uni so i could drop out, move in with a couple of transsexuals, and transition. You can, too!
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La Comtesse du Croque Madame 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @orichalcumgolem.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Did some work on an old character's short story this morning, because I find myself blocked on a lot of things. It involved my (benevolent) mad scientist having a McKinsey-like corporation come in and offering ways to "streamline" her company's organization.
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La Comtesse du Croque Madame 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @orichalcumgolem.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
...I didn't even know this was a thing and I missed it completely. God DAMMIT.
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La Comtesse du Croque Madame 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @orichalcumgolem.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Name your fave film with a rogue AI. I mean, they don't need to be evil, right?
A poster for the movie Short Circuit, showing the main character, the SAINT Number 5, standing on a rocky rise, one arm lifted with a lightning bolt hitting it.
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La Comtesse du Croque Madame 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @orichalcumgolem.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Remember:

There are days when you just need to take a deep breath, sit back, and refocus who you are.

It's not laziness. It's not failure.

It's the opposite. It's the hard work of not losing yourself.
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La Comtesse du Croque Madame 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @orichalcumgolem.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
For Jey, it’s everything; the desire to transition and be free to marry her lover, neither of which her father would allow The baron would see the first as impertinant and the second as too low-class to be allowed.
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La Comtesse du Croque Madame 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @orichalcumgolem.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Reasons I Am Going To The Bad Place, #5123412 in a theoretically infinite series:
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La Comtesse du Croque Madame 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @orichalcumgolem.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
A post on my writing-specific account with a bunch of stuff on it about me and my books. Hi! I exist.
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Taeliana Creative @taelianabooks.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Hey, this post is about Taeliana Publishing and our books. Big thanks to our friends and supporters for making us feel good. Main site: www.taelianacreative.com Links: beacons.ai/taelianacrea...
About the Writer

About me: I am Jen Dantes, but I used to be someone else. I am a transgender woman living in Philadelphia with my wife and a lot of stuffed animals while writing, looking for work, and working on a degree in Cybersecurity.

Things I Know and Do:
* I have multiple years of technical support experience
* I can cook and actively enjoy it
* I have played TTRPGs for entirely too many years
* I taught myself a lot of things in Word and Photoshop to make books and book covers.

Favorites: 
Foods: chili dogs, nachos, pizza, kappa-maki (cucumber rolls)
Animals: dogs, cats, pangolins
TTRPGs: D&D, Pathfinder, Champions, Shadowrun, Star Wars, Thirsty Sword Lesbians
CRPGs: WoW, FGXIV
Other things: cooking, 3d printing, sewing, cooking

My books and writing: My books are set in my world of Taeliana, originally created for a D&D game, then with the numbers filed off. It's a queer-normative world of high fantasy where the heroes have to fight both their enemies and, sometimes, prejudice against them.
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La Comtesse du Croque Madame 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @orichalcumgolem.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Misha Collins being awesome on video: youtube.com/watch?v=l4Zzv5rk…
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This map shows where it's safe to be trans in America. It's shrinking. | w/ Erin Reed & Zooey Zephyr
YouTube video by Misha Collins
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La Comtesse du Croque Madame 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @orichalcumgolem.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
At some point I need to figure out a reasonable advertising option for my books. I’m not interesting enough on my own, and I’m sure that since my voice is what always clocks me an ad I actually appear in might make things worse. I just can’t figure it out.
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La Comtesse du Croque Madame 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @orichalcumgolem.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
How I’m entering the group chat
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Darth Vader Ignites Lightsaber in Star Wars
Alt: Darth Vader Ignites Lightsaber in Star Wars; Rogue One.
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Taeliana Creative @taelianabooks.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Taeliana Creative is having a sale on itch.io for our two books to celebrate Pride Month! 25% off if you use this link: itch.io/s/187700/pride-m… The books on itch.io are in both PDF and epub formats, and have no DRM. youtube.com/shorts/uEBUpQcQX…
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La Comtesse du Croque Madame 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @orichalcumgolem.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
I hate doing this, but my wife has set up a GFM for our rent and bills. We have SNAP and Medicaid, but a lot of our other bills won't be payable because she was denied unemployment, and we were denied cash assistance. gofundme.com/f/help-emma-wife…
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Taeliana Creative @taelianabooks.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Hey, want to look at some books with queer characters during Pride Month? I got what you need. youtu.be/Q0Z3hvU6AC8
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Taeliana Creative Ad for Pride Month!
YouTube video by Taeliana Creative
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Taeliana Creative @taelianabooks.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
One of the great thing about writing in a medieval fantasy world is that I can drop a line like, "She'd pulled her lover into the cloakroom for a little light ravishing mid-ball", and people will understand what I mean.
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La Comtesse du Croque Madame 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @orichalcumgolem.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
A quick explanation as to one of the major bits of quackery that TERFs support.
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La Comtesse du Croque Madame 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @orichalcumgolem.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
No, brain, I need to finish my heist novel AND my revenge novel before I can do the novel with dual MCs, one of whom ends up becoming this along the way, even if it would be nice to give this person something.
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La Comtesse du Croque Madame 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @orichalcumgolem.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Broke as fuck. Own almost no equipment except a practice sword, a yoga mat, and a bunch of resistance bands. Can't walk too far without pain. Going to try to figure out how to work out anyway.
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Taeliana Creative @taelianabooks.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
After some reading and planning, I redid my author bio for my books. I thought it needed a little punching-up.
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La Comtesse du Croque Madame 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @orichalcumgolem.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
This one is going to be very interesting, because it shows a lot about how things mutate in my head as I write.
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La Comtesse du Croque Madame 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @orichalcumgolem.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Five years ago I officially posted on Facebook coming out as trans. Today, I got this picture done to answer a question: what would I have looked for if Jen had gone to prom, not the person I was then.
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La Comtesse du Croque Madame 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @orichalcumgolem.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Five minutes years ago, I started HRT. While I wish I had done it years - decades - earlier, it’s made a lot of things in my life much better. While I still suffer dysphoria and dysmorphia, and fear I will never be able to afford anything I want, still, I am glad I came out to myself.
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La Comtesse du Croque Madame 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @orichalcumgolem.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
I had to go out yesterday to take some stuff to the FedEx and UPS stores to ship back. I decided to femme up some, so I showered, brushed out my hair, did some makeup, and wore not just a bra, but a bit of shapewear I got.
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La Comtesse du Croque Madame 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @orichalcumgolem.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Considering a small GFM kind of thing to try to get a new computer. I started classes, and I don't think that this Surface Pro 7, despite how well it's held up, is going to do that well with stuff for Cybersecurity classes.
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La Comtesse du Croque Madame 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @orichalcumgolem.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
First of May, First of May, so what stuff happens today? Let me consider.
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Taeliana Creative @taelianabooks.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Hi there! For Lesbian Visibility Month, I would like to note that in both my novels, the core relationships are lesbians. In Ballad of the Grey Swan, Jey is trans and Maisie is cis but both are lesbians, and in Fiendblood Meliantha is pansexual and Liliana is very, very gay.
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La Comtesse du Croque Madame 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @orichalcumgolem.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
I got into their music when I started with the SCA; it got more for me as I delved deeper into my faith and beliefs. She will be missed. Ar dheis Dé go raibh a anam a hanam. theguardian.com/music/2026/apr/1…
theguardian.com
Clannad singer and harpist Moya Brennan dies aged 73
The Grammy and Emmy-winning ‘first lady of Celtic music’ was credited with popularising Irish music and lyrics
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La Comtesse du Croque Madame 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @orichalcumgolem.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
So many people talk about how they're being "forced to accept" things that go against their beliefs.

You're not being forced to accept them. If you have a problem with people of color, with gay marriage, with trans people, with immigrants, with women of any race, etc., then you're still welcome to feel however you want to feel about those people. You're just not allowed to make their lives harder because of your feelings. You're now allowed to turn their daily lives into a battle ground.

No one is forcing you to "accept" a single thing. You're just not being allowed to terrorize people.
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La Comtesse du Croque Madame 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @orichalcumgolem.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Today's moment of absolute Christian blasphemy: It is Easter Sunday in the Holy See. The Pope has just finished performing the Easter Mass, and suddenly from St. Peter's Square, trumpets are heard playing a triumphant fanfare as a bright light appears, shining down.
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La Comtesse du Croque Madame 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @orichalcumgolem.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Because I was kind of angry last night, I decided to look for some kind of feel-good movie to watch. My usual, The Count of Monte Cristo, wasn't quite an option, because revenge isn't something I wanted to think about. I found a place I could watch the movie Dave.
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Raging Pencils @ragingpencils.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
If he doesn’t like our Constitution, why doesn’t he just go someplace else? Please!
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La Comtesse du Croque Madame 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @orichalcumgolem.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
I just read through this: them.us/story/amtrak-tra…
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The Train Doesn’t Care What Gender You Are
Let's Get Boarding Trains Quickly. An ode to the queerest mode of transportation.
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 03/04/2026
Earth, from Artemis II. Everything you've ever done, everyone you've ever known, all that you have traveled is contained in this picture.
A photograph of Earth seen from space against a black background with faint stars. The visible hemisphere prominently displays the blue waters of the Atlantic Ocean, the large brown landmass of northwestern Africa, and swirling white cloud formations scattered across the globe. A thin, bright blue atmospheric glow traces the top left curve of the planet.
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La Comtesse du Croque Madame 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @orichalcumgolem.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Not only did I get absolutely zero pushback, but it turned into a thread where trans people on MetaFilter talked about their projects. I ended up selling some more books as a result, and some other people got some business as well. Calling it an absolute win.
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Lar deSouza @lartist.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Here's some art for any trans friends who would like it. Drop me a message if you'd like the high res emailed to you.
Am Trams: phoenix in the trans flag coloursAm Trams: phoenix in the trans flag colours
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