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OregonBeast83 @oregonbeast83.bsky.social · 11h

I am so sick and tired of the stupid Red Robin ASMR YouTube ads.

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OregonBeast83 @oregonbeast83.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Got to be honest, mine pretty much nailed me.

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OregonBeast83 @oregonbeast83.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

The Tennis Court oath used a real tennis court, which is different than modern tennis. Its dimensions are actually pretty close to a basketball court.

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OregonBeast83 @oregonbeast83.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I'm gonna be honest, I read that to this tune.

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OregonBeast83 @oregonbeast83.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

You ever come across a social media account where, upon scrolling through their post history, can best be described as "Yasuo main energy"?

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OregonBeast83 @oregonbeast83.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

And like everything else he thinks, he's wrong.

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OregonBeast83 @oregonbeast83.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Dang, how are all those right-wing MAGA transphobes going to cope with Jack Smith not only also being a Caitlin Clark fan, but the fact that unlike them he'll actually *buy a ticket* to watch women's sports?

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OregonBeast83 @oregonbeast83.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

"[my boss] is very emotionally invested in the squirrel."

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OregonBeast83 @oregonbeast83.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

You appear to be a comfy lump for her.

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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.

A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future

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OregonBeast83 @oregonbeast83.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Expressing feelings of inadvertent hurt to friends while trying not to inadvertently cause additional hurt in the process is really fucking hard, y'all.

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OregonBeast83 @oregonbeast83.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

And far superior to the alternative of egg deviled.

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OregonBeast83 @oregonbeast83.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Hey, so my pal @belladinagp.bsky.social has a voice acting role in this game. Check out the trailer. (It's also kinda her hep birf today, too) www.youtube.com/watch?v=K4cD...

youtube.com

Rip It! Card Collector | Official Reveal Trailer

YouTube video by Cybernetic Walrus

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OregonBeast83 @oregonbeast83.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Have you seen where scientists are able to attaching electrodes to cockroaches and then control their movements with a video game controller? Same thing on a larger scale.

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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 22/09/2026

I mean, that's the last decade and a half at least

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OregonBeast83 @oregonbeast83.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Honestly, I'd probably be better at QTEs if this were the case.

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OregonBeast83 @oregonbeast83.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

This Morning's Little Moment of Joy: Watching Gable "Loophole" Steveson's jaw get turned into Silly Putty 9 seconds into the fight on repeat.

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OregonBeast83 @oregonbeast83.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

This weekend was a lot of giving, hoping to receive long-term blessing, but getting a lot of initial hurt back. Really did not feel good at all. Love to kick off a busy week feeling like I'm already on empty.

static.klipy.com

No Gas

Alt: No Gas

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OregonBeast83 @oregonbeast83.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Ed Sheeran: "I'm staying neutral on state-sponsored mass murder because kids listen to my music." Ms. Rachel: "Bruh."

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OregonBeast83 @oregonbeast83.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

"This edible ain't doing nothing." 30 minutes later:

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OregonBeast83 @oregonbeast83.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

You know, I played hurling for three years and I've watched the shit out of pesäpallo and hornussen, so I'm sure whatever it was would be freaking amazing to me.

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OregonBeast83 @oregonbeast83.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Cap'n Crunch. Flavorless little bits of concrete.

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Tyler @okty.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

The only LLMs I like are Lovely Lady Muscles

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OregonBeast83 @oregonbeast83.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

I mean, I despise the Cardinals and their fanbase as much as anybody who isn't a Cubs fan can, and even I'm applauding Marmol for sticking up for his rookie pitcher over something this stupid.

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OregonBeast83 @oregonbeast83.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Yeah, at the end of the episode he went and met his half-sister's granddaughter in South Africa and they...don't look that much far apart in age.

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OregonBeast83 @oregonbeast83.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Wild fact: his parents were 72 and 35 when he was born, as per his episode of Who Do You Think You Are. He had an older half-sister born in the 19th century. As an added bonus, his youngest and oldest kids are 38 years apart. He's his father's son.

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