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OregonBeast83 @oregonbeast83.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

You ever come across a social media account where, upon scrolling through their post history, can best be described as "Yasuo main energy"?

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OregonBeast83 @oregonbeast83.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Dang, how are all those right-wing MAGA transphobes going to cope with Jack Smith not only also being a Caitlin Clark fan, but the fact that unlike them he'll actually *buy a ticket* to watch women's sports?

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OregonBeast83 @oregonbeast83.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

"[my boss] is very emotionally invested in the squirrel."

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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.

A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future

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OregonBeast83 @oregonbeast83.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Expressing feelings of inadvertent hurt to friends while trying not to inadvertently cause additional hurt in the process is really fucking hard, y'all.

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OregonBeast83 @oregonbeast83.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Hey, so my pal @belladinagp.bsky.social has a voice acting role in this game. Check out the trailer. (It's also kinda her hep birf today, too) www.youtube.com/watch?v=K4cD...

youtube.com

Rip It! Card Collector | Official Reveal Trailer

YouTube video by Cybernetic Walrus

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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 22/09/2026

I mean, that's the last decade and a half at least

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OregonBeast83 @oregonbeast83.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Honestly, I'd probably be better at QTEs if this were the case.

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OregonBeast83 @oregonbeast83.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

This Morning's Little Moment of Joy: Watching Gable "Loophole" Steveson's jaw get turned into Silly Putty 9 seconds into the fight on repeat.

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OregonBeast83 @oregonbeast83.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

This weekend was a lot of giving, hoping to receive long-term blessing, but getting a lot of initial hurt back. Really did not feel good at all. Love to kick off a busy week feeling like I'm already on empty.

static.klipy.com

No Gas

Alt: No Gas

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OregonBeast83 @oregonbeast83.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Ed Sheeran: "I'm staying neutral on state-sponsored mass murder because kids listen to my music." Ms. Rachel: "Bruh."

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OregonBeast83 @oregonbeast83.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

"This edible ain't doing nothing." 30 minutes later:

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OregonBeast83 @oregonbeast83.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

You know, I played hurling for three years and I've watched the shit out of pesäpallo and hornussen, so I'm sure whatever it was would be freaking amazing to me.

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OregonBeast83 @oregonbeast83.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Cap'n Crunch. Flavorless little bits of concrete.

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Tyler @okty.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

The only LLMs I like are Lovely Lady Muscles

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OregonBeast83 @oregonbeast83.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

I mean, I despise the Cardinals and their fanbase as much as anybody who isn't a Cubs fan can, and even I'm applauding Marmol for sticking up for his rookie pitcher over something this stupid.

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OregonBeast83 @oregonbeast83.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

They ditched the plans for the Ethan Winters Immersion Experience once they remembered you can't just reattached severed hands IRL.

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OregonBeast83 @oregonbeast83.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

The best parody is often rooted in truth.

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OregonBeast83 @oregonbeast83.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Using this to save an insult I want to keep on file for future use: "Some people really are just hoarding organs from the more deserving."

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OregonBeast83 @oregonbeast83.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

This might be the first time Oscar is the least grouchy thing in a photo.

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OregonBeast83 @oregonbeast83.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

RoLo played two years in Portland and is still widely respected by Blazers fans. Kanter played two years in Portland and Blazers fans do their best to pretend it never happened.

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OregonBeast83 @oregonbeast83.bsky.social · 07/08/2026