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@ordereddisarray.bsky.social
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Gale Maze @galemazeart.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Sweet portrait of a loving Anonymous Couple. 🥰 Reach out to commission your own. 🙏 #figurepainting #portraitcommission #eroticart
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ordered_disarray @ordereddisarray.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Got a false positive on a test 2 years ago. Didn't find out it was a false positive until last week! Turns out its negative! Really wish I could have avoided several awkward conversations from back then!
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ordered_disarray @ordereddisarray.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Ok, an actual serious show about a modern open relationship is actually really welcome and I trust Issa Rae to do good by it: Tracy Oliver & Issa Rae Open Marriage Drama Heats Up TV Marketplace – The Dish deadline.com/2026/08/trac...
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Tracy Oliver & Issa Rae Open Marriage Drama Heats Up TV Marketplace
Tracy Oliver and Issa Rae co-created and executive produce 'Open,' a drama series project, which has received seven offers, Deadline has learned.
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ordered_disarray @ordereddisarray.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Contribute to the bra-fund for your favorite big boob'd friend today
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ordered_disarray @ordereddisarray.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Most importantly, the logistics don't come together themselves. Who is making sure there's water, towels, snacks, etc?
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Bluesky @bsky.app · 27/08/2026
Now you can opt out of having your posts shown to non-followers in the Discover feed. We know not everyone wants to go viral. Sometimes you're just posting for your followers. This is one of a few updates we're working on to give you more control over your experience and help you find your people.
Instructional image titled "Hide your posts from non-followers in Discover" accompanied by a screenshot of the "privacy and security" options from the Bluesky settings menu. "Ask apps to hide my posts from algorithmic recommendations" is toggled to the "on" state.
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Liz @stayathomecommie.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
RIP to two of the best to ever do it
dolly parton in the 80s in black lingerie with red trim with garters and stockings dolly parton again in red lingerie with a garter belt and stockings tim curry in rocky horror picture show in a sparkly garter belt and lingerie too tim curry posing with a black jacket and his stockinged legs extended to show off black stilettos
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MemeStar NSFW @memestarnsfw.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
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Helen Berriman @helen.berrimansbareall.uk · 24/08/2026
"Research suggests that naturism, the practice of non-sexual social nudity, can help people improve their body image. Naturists and experts tell the BBC how it works" by Molly Gorman. An article I contributed to: www.bbc.co.uk/future/artic...
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'You're fully accepted': Being nude in public can make us feel better about our bodies
Research suggests that naturism, the practice of non-sexual social nudity, can help people improve their body image. Naturists and experts tell the BBC how it works.
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ordered_disarray @ordereddisarray.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Anyone know of a good blocklist for AI porn slop?
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Désespérer @decervelage.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
“This could be us, but you playin’.”
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MemeStar NSFW @memestarnsfw.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
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MemeStar NSFW @memestarnsfw.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
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ordered_disarray @ordereddisarray.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
@ryandringdahl

Yeah, so just saw someone discover that 'freeuse' and 'public domain' are not synonyms
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xloutlines.bsky.social @xloutlines.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
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🦇Bram Stoker’s Grantula🦇 @grantthethief.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
I’m okay with plot in movies but only if it advances the sex scenes
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ordered_disarray @ordereddisarray.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
All us cool guys are doing it!
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Brother Claude 🔞 @claudeandmei.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
I wanted an excuse to repost this close up panel so I made it into a little animated loop ☺️
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Neon "Thee Twitch Thot" HoneyBee VT 💗💙💜 @neonhoneybee.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Fat bodies Fat bodies that have rolls and skin folds Fat bodies that jiggle and shake Fat bodies that have hyperpigmentation Fat bodies that are summer ready Fat bodies that are soft to the touch Fat bodies that refuse to be covered up Fat bodies that exist Fat bodies 💜
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ordered_disarray @ordereddisarray.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Bush Shapes Explained www.instagram.com/reel/DYiD5o1...
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Professor Lando 🧑🏻‍🏫 on Instagram: "Bush shapes explained"
91K likes, 1,159 comments - professor.lando on May 19, 2026: "Bush shapes explained".
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MemeStar NSFW @memestarnsfw.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
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ordered_disarray @ordereddisarray.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Thinking of the NFL coach/reporter cheating scandal & this what I keep thinking of: Someone is going to get caught in one of these "cheating" scandals and they weren't actually cheating, they were poly, & their spouse was well aware of it. But the stigma against ENM will keep them from admitting it.
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ordered_disarray @ordereddisarray.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
You had me at "Orgy." The Socialism is the cherry on top.
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ordered_disarray @ordereddisarray.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
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ordered_disarray @ordereddisarray.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
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xloutlines.bsky.social @xloutlines.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
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Violet @violetisdelicious.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
But I carry it so well.
Text says “you never know what burdens people are dealing with.” And a person is holding back a boulder. If Sisyphus’ boulder was whimsy, great taste in movies, funny, great kisser, fat ass, and always being right.
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ordered_disarray @ordereddisarray.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
I don't believe that was an "Amazon position" going on in DTF St Louis. Everything about what they showed looked like straight up pegging.
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ordered_disarray @ordereddisarray.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Yep, and I'm all in on that.
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Marisol 💙🗽 @spicycubangirl.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
💗💗💗🫶💗💗💗
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ordered_disarray @ordereddisarray.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
I hope something good can come out of "that book". I hope people in ENM relationships/dynamics/situations take this time to reflect on how their experience in ENM would sound to someone else if they wrote it out and if someone with knowledge of the community view it as abusive or coercive.
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Janus @janussonoio.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
the representation of my life
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The Onion @theonion.com · 18/02/2026
God Wondering When Humans Will Realize Purpose Of Life Masturbating Continually theonion.com/god-wondering-when-hum…
God Wondering When Humans Will Realize Purpose Of Life Masturbating Continually

‘It Feels Good And The Parts To Do It Are Attached To Your Body,’ Says Supreme Deity
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MemeStar NSFW @memestarnsfw.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
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rsieroty.bsky.social @rsieroty.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Valentines Day cookies... Or Boobs? Butts? Ball sacks?
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Polygon @polygon.com · 30/01/2026
In a sign that taboos may be shrinking, Knight of the Seven Kingdoms, 28 Years Later: The Bone Temple, and The Pitt all put penises on the screen.
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Full frontal male nudity is having a major mainstream media moment
In a sign that taboos may be shrinking, Knight of the Seven Kingdoms, 28 Years Later: The Bone Temple, and The Pitt all put penises on the screen.
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Sinner 🥷🪵🔥 @chring.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
if you . ♡ ° ♡ think °. ♡ . + that . ✵ ♡ ✷ ♡ ✧. masturbating together ♡ . ° . ♡ is ° ♡ hot ♡ ° ✧ ° ♡ repost this ♡
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Dr Eleanor Janega @goingmedieval.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Fake MILF (she's actually child free).
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☀️ Starshine @starshine.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Hrnnng
Tracking the polar vortex
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ordered_disarray @ordereddisarray.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Painted my fingernails this weekend in solidarity with my favorite team's quarterback for the playoffs. I've found that I really like how they make my hands look.
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a man wearing glasses and a tie says this better not awaken anything in me
Alt: a man wearing glasses and a tie says this better not awaken anything in me
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ordered_disarray @ordereddisarray.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Christmas is a hornier holiday than Thanksgiving for the following reasons. Christmas has: - More horny songs - More horny movies - More related parties - Less likelihood of a food coma at the end of the night
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MemeStar NSFW @memestarnsfw.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
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ordered_disarray @ordereddisarray.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Cannot wait for this trip out of town. Hotel Sex is hard to beat. However I got in my argument about whether it was inappropriate to fuck in the Cuck Chair. I was told that was against its purpose!
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ordered_disarray @ordereddisarray.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
"Milkers" is by far the worst nickname for breasts. It's just infantile and weird.
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MemeStar NSFW @memestarnsfw.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
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ordered_disarray @ordereddisarray.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
This is me
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