Reposted by ordered_disarrayGale Maze @galemazeart.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Sweet portrait of a loving Anonymous Couple. 🥰 Reach out to commission your own. 🙏 #figurepainting #portraitcommission #eroticart 1344
ordered_disarray @ordereddisarray.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Got a false positive on a test 2 years ago. Didn't find out it was a false positive until last week! Turns out its negative! Really wish I could have avoided several awkward conversations from back then! 000
ordered_disarray @ordereddisarray.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Ok, an actual serious show about a modern open relationship is actually really welcome and I trust Issa Rae to do good by it: Tracy Oliver & Issa Rae Open Marriage Drama Heats Up TV Marketplace – The Dish deadline.com/2026/08/trac...deadline.comTracy Oliver & Issa Rae Open Marriage Drama Heats Up TV MarketplaceTracy Oliver and Issa Rae co-created and executive produce 'Open,' a drama series project, which has received seven offers, Deadline has learned. 000
ordered_disarray @ordereddisarray.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Contribute to the bra-fund for your favorite big boob'd friend today 000
ordered_disarray @ordereddisarray.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Most importantly, the logistics don't come together themselves. Who is making sure there's water, towels, snacks, etc? 010
Reposted by ordered_disarrayBluesky @bsky.app · 27/08/2026Now you can opt out of having your posts shown to non-followers in the Discover feed. We know not everyone wants to go viral. Sometimes you're just posting for your followers. This is one of a few updates we're working on to give you more control over your experience and help you find your people. 34496403365
Reposted by ordered_disarrayLiz @stayathomecommie.bsky.social · 26/08/2026RIP to two of the best to ever do it 1979063217
Reposted by ordered_disarrayHelen Berriman @helen.berrimansbareall.uk · 24/08/2026"Research suggests that naturism, the practice of non-sexual social nudity, can help people improve their body image. Naturists and experts tell the BBC how it works" by Molly Gorman. An article I contributed to: www.bbc.co.uk/future/artic...bbc.co.uk'You're fully accepted': Being nude in public can make us feel better about our bodiesResearch suggests that naturism, the practice of non-sexual social nudity, can help people improve their body image. Naturists and experts tell the BBC how it works. 29320
ordered_disarray @ordereddisarray.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Anyone know of a good blocklist for AI porn slop? 000
Reposted by ordered_disarrayDésespérer @decervelage.bsky.social · 14/08/2026“This could be us, but you playin’.” 2416
Reposted by ordered_disarray🦇Bram Stoker’s Grantula🦇 @grantthethief.bsky.social · 29/06/2026I’m okay with plot in movies but only if it advances the sex scenes 4368552056
Reposted by ordered_disarrayBrother Claude 🔞 @claudeandmei.bsky.social · 03/06/2026I wanted an excuse to repost this close up panel so I made it into a little animated loop ☺️ 6298732277
Reposted by ordered_disarrayNeon "Thee Twitch Thot" HoneyBee VT 💗💙💜 @neonhoneybee.bsky.social · 03/06/2026Fat bodies Fat bodies that have rolls and skin folds Fat bodies that jiggle and shake Fat bodies that have hyperpigmentation Fat bodies that are summer ready Fat bodies that are soft to the touch Fat bodies that refuse to be covered up Fat bodies that exist Fat bodies 💜 216275
ordered_disarray @ordereddisarray.bsky.social · 30/05/2026Bush Shapes Explained www.instagram.com/reel/DYiD5o1...instagram.comProfessor Lando 🧑🏻🏫 on Instagram: "Bush shapes explained"91K likes, 1,159 comments - professor.lando on May 19, 2026: "Bush shapes explained". 000
ordered_disarray @ordereddisarray.bsky.social · 13/05/2026Thinking of the NFL coach/reporter cheating scandal & this what I keep thinking of: Someone is going to get caught in one of these "cheating" scandals and they weren't actually cheating, they were poly, & their spouse was well aware of it. But the stigma against ENM will keep them from admitting it. 100
ordered_disarray @ordereddisarray.bsky.social · 04/05/2026You had me at "Orgy." The Socialism is the cherry on top. 010
Reposted by ordered_disarrayViolet @violetisdelicious.bsky.social · 14/04/2026But I carry it so well. 1233
ordered_disarray @ordereddisarray.bsky.social · 22/03/2026I don't believe that was an "Amazon position" going on in DTF St Louis. Everything about what they showed looked like straight up pegging. 000
ordered_disarray @ordereddisarray.bsky.social · 16/03/2026I hope something good can come out of "that book". I hope people in ENM relationships/dynamics/situations take this time to reflect on how their experience in ENM would sound to someone else if they wrote it out and if someone with knowledge of the community view it as abusive or coercive. 120
Reposted by ordered_disarrayJanus @janussonoio.bsky.social · 16/03/2026the representation of my life 1236
Reposted by ordered_disarrayThe Onion @theonion.com · 18/02/2026God Wondering When Humans Will Realize Purpose Of Life Masturbating Continually theonion.com/god-wondering-when-hum… 451591274
Reposted by ordered_disarrayrsieroty.bsky.social @rsieroty.bsky.social · 12/02/2026Valentines Day cookies... Or Boobs? Butts? Ball sacks? 2111
Reposted by ordered_disarrayPolygon @polygon.com · 30/01/2026In a sign that taboos may be shrinking, Knight of the Seven Kingdoms, 28 Years Later: The Bone Temple, and The Pitt all put penises on the screen.polygon.comFull frontal male nudity is having a major mainstream media momentIn a sign that taboos may be shrinking, Knight of the Seven Kingdoms, 28 Years Later: The Bone Temple, and The Pitt all put penises on the screen. 1374
Reposted by ordered_disarraySinner 🥷🪵🔥 @chring.bsky.social · 28/01/2026if you . ♡ ° ♡ think °. ♡ . + that . ✵ ♡ ✷ ♡ ✧. masturbating together ♡ . ° . ♡ is ° ♡ hot ♡ ° ✧ ° ♡ repost this ♡ 0393239
Reposted by ordered_disarrayDr Eleanor Janega @goingmedieval.bsky.social · 27/01/2026Fake MILF (she's actually child free). 1616814
ordered_disarray @ordereddisarray.bsky.social · 12/01/2026Painted my fingernails this weekend in solidarity with my favorite team's quarterback for the playoffs. I've found that I really like how they make my hands look.media.tenor.coma man wearing glasses and a tie says this better not awaken anything in meAlt: a man wearing glasses and a tie says this better not awaken anything in me 030
ordered_disarray @ordereddisarray.bsky.social · 26/12/2025Christmas is a hornier holiday than Thanksgiving for the following reasons. Christmas has: - More horny songs - More horny movies - More related parties - Less likelihood of a food coma at the end of the night 000
ordered_disarray @ordereddisarray.bsky.social · 13/11/2025Cannot wait for this trip out of town. Hotel Sex is hard to beat. However I got in my argument about whether it was inappropriate to fuck in the Cuck Chair. I was told that was against its purpose! 000
ordered_disarray @ordereddisarray.bsky.social · 10/11/2025"Milkers" is by far the worst nickname for breasts. It's just infantile and weird. 000