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Orchid

@orchidintoyland.bsky.social
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Your online jerk-off buddy, toy hoarder, and overall chaotic mess.

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Stevoisiak @stevoisiak.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
I made a filterlist for uBlock Origin to remove Generative AI features on websites. Includes blocks for * Google AI Summaries * YouTube Ask button & chat summaries * GitHub Copilot * Facebook AI chat * X's Grok buttons * Deviantart DreamUp * Booru AI images * And more github.com/Stevoisiak/S...
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Imran Khan @imrankhan.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Bluesky should not get into this idea that blocking you is a problem. You can be blocked for any reason. You can be blocked because your pfp is annoying. You can be blocked because your vibe sucks. If you take this personally I think that’s also a reason you can be blocked.
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August🏳️‍⚧️ 18+ @augusttheslut.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Since ManyVids wants people to upload SFW content now, right now, you can buy a SFW video of me roasting you for buying SFW content on a porn site :3 Only $4.99 www.manyvids.com/StoreItem/75...
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augusttheslut - SFW custom video of me roasting you for buying this
This is a SFW custom video where I say your name (or username) and I roast you for buying a SFW video on this website. Video available within 72 hours of buying this
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Orchid @orchidintoyland.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
And the Dumbest Cancelation Award goes to... Satisfyer. For buying Fun Factory only to kill the best wand I've ever put on my bits.
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Orchid @orchidintoyland.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
When you miss your gf because you've gone stag to pride
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Darkmode Proxy 🔞 @darkmodeproxy.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
#melvika
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Nicole Vaunt @vauntastic.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Some flowers for your afternoon 🥰 shot by @corwinprescott.com
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Jologico @jologico.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Yes. Human trafficking, whether sex or labor trafficking, is a public health crisis and must be handled as such. Yes, there are bad people that must be held to answer by law enforcement, but history shows we will not arrest our way out of the scourge of human trafficking. Prevention is the way.
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Mistress Max @themistressmax.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
Being penetrated is not inherently submissive. When yall stop clinging to the most patriarchal version of sex and open your minds to more interpretations, that’s when you will really start to have the best sexual experiences.
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Kate Sloan (she/her) @katesloan.com · 27/01/2025
NEW on the blog: If You've Been Wanting a Fun Factory Toy, Now's the Time...! girlyjuice.net/if-youve-bee... Womp-womp... This whimsical sex toy company was recently acquired by Satisfyer and I'm concerned they might get shut down. Here's what I think you should get, if you've been holding off...
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If You’ve Been Wanting a Fun Factory Toy, Now’s the Time…!
Friends, I don’t mean to alarm you any more than you’re (no doubt) already alarmed right now, but something is amiss with Fun Factory. Yes, that’s right – this beloved German sex …
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🕸️Lady Shibari🕸️ @lady-shibari.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Merry Christmas! Wrapped my present, ready for festivities 🎄 @orchidintoyland.bsky.social #femdom #bondage #rope #rigger #ropebondage #domme
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Orchid @orchidintoyland.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Me. She was doing me 🥰
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Orchid @orchidintoyland.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Train tickets booked, countdown set. 6 days until @lady-shibari.bsky.social gets here 🥰🥰🥰
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