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@orchidgoth.bsky.social
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I’m the cunt in the world of greater good 🙃 ✨Noob indie dev  Swift/Xcode ❤️🔒German Prince D. ✨I offend humans and annoy animals ✨5 (2🌈)cats ✨Goth

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Orchid🇺🇦👩‍❤️‍👨🇩🇪 ✨ @orchidgoth.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
If I seem distant lately - I’m sorry. I’m not doing well. Rejection after rejection. The one for the only fitting job in my city just crushed me. It’s insane to realize I’ll never get hired. All my experience is worth zero. Having to go back in 2027 is certain death. I try not to think…
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Orchid🇺🇦👩‍❤️‍👨🇩🇪 ✨ @orchidgoth.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Ok, dumb question: where do you find UI stuff like cute buttons? I can’t draw at all, and I think Canva visuals don’t really work in this case 😅 #iosdev
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Orchid🇺🇦👩‍❤️‍👨🇩🇪 ✨ @orchidgoth.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
I made my first app!!! Can already use it, but want to add some stuff and make it prettier. Now I wish I didn’t quit drawing classes back in the day! #iosdev
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Jake Birkett - Veteran Indie @greyalien.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Announcement: STEAM DEMO OUT NOW! The early dungeons of Forbidden Solitaire are now open to those bold - or foolish - enough to explore them. How badly do you wish to live forever? 👁️🩸 👇👇👇 store.steampowered.com/app/3414580/... Please wishlist and share - thank you! #indiedev
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Orchid🇺🇦👩‍❤️‍👨🇩🇪 ✨ @orchidgoth.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
My code always works when I write it while drinking coffee from this cat cup @kellerlache.bsky.social got me 💖💖💖 #gamedev #indiedev #friends
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Orchid🇺🇦👩‍❤️‍👨🇩🇪 ✨ @orchidgoth.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Today I learnt that the security in the #IndianaJones and The Great Circle game does NOT yell “You farted!” #gaming
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Orchid🇺🇦👩‍❤️‍👨🇩🇪 ✨ @orchidgoth.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
let pos = CGPoint… It’s likely “position”, not “piece of shit” 😂 (note to self) #Swift #xcode #indiedevs
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
GenAI is for guys who don't know how to think or learn and are gonna make it everyone else's problem. Which is why it appeals so very much to the exact people who have *always* done this: billionaires and executives
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Orchid🇺🇦👩‍❤️‍👨🇩🇪 ✨ @orchidgoth.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Tierchen!!! ❤️❤️❤️
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Orchid🇺🇦👩‍❤️‍👨🇩🇪 ✨ @orchidgoth.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Anyone else finds many cozy/wholesome/cute game communities similar to high school cliques shit, just “morally superior”?🤔 I like this kind of games, but the people in power in those spaces make me cringe. P.S. I’m cunty and I know it 😝
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Orchid🇺🇦👩‍❤️‍👨🇩🇪 ✨ @orchidgoth.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
😱😱😱😱😱😱 What in the living fuck is that, and why do I have to discover it the moment I’m excitedly showing “look what I made!” to my boyfriend 🤨 #indiedevs #iosdev
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Orchid🇺🇦👩‍❤️‍👨🇩🇪 ✨ @orchidgoth.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
Anyone’s got minigames in their game? Do you have them all in one script, or a separate one for each? I’m talking about the simplest minigames. :) #indiedevs #gamedev
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Orchid🇺🇦👩‍❤️‍👨🇩🇪 ✨ @orchidgoth.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
A tragedy in 2 images #Neopets #gaming
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Orchid🇺🇦👩‍❤️‍👨🇩🇪 ✨ @orchidgoth.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Friends who have bunnies - ever thought of your furbaby becoming a model? 🐰 Since I currently don’t have pets 😢, I need 2 short videos of your 🐰- reply if you’d be interested and I’ll text you the details! Yes, it’s about @rarerabbits.bsky.social ! #indiedevs #rabbits
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belinda garcia-maguid @bgmaguid.com · 13/11/2025
absolutely heartbroken to announce that i was part of the crystal layoffs today 💔 if y’all spot any openings for a soft, dedicated, smiley games writer — please send them my way 💫 i was on the most perfect narrative team on an exciting, ambitious project. i will cherish it all forever. 💖
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Orchid🇺🇦👩‍❤️‍👨🇩🇪 ✨ @orchidgoth.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
So I just wrote “fuck” instead of “func” 😂 I guess it’s time for a break. #Xcode #iosdev #indiedevs
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Orchid🇺🇦👩‍❤️‍👨🇩🇪 ✨ @orchidgoth.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
We’re one wishlist from 100… will it be YOU who ensures I sleep tonight? Because I won’t sleep if we’re stuck at 99 🙀 🐰▶️ store.steampowered.com/app/3966790/... #indiedevs
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Rare Rabbits - Snuggle Haven on Steam
Rare Rabbits is an adorable, turn-based simulation game where you can already breed more than 6,000,000 unique rabbits and manage your very own rabbit farm. Each rabbit’s appearance and traits are det...
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Orchid🇺🇦👩‍❤️‍👨🇩🇪 ✨ @orchidgoth.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
Anyone or a friend has an #Swift course on Udemy or elsewhere?😊 I’m soon picking something up, and would like to support one by someone cool. ✨ #iosdev #Xcode #AppleDeveloper
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Orchid🇺🇦👩‍❤️‍👨🇩🇪 ✨ @orchidgoth.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
If you’re wondering if I’ve got my dirty paws in this pie 🐰you aren’t wrong! 💖Wishlisting already pawssible!
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Orchid🇺🇦👩‍❤️‍👨🇩🇪 ✨ @orchidgoth.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
What if all the “quit learning coding, no one needs juniors, AI is taking over” is coming from the same tech bros pissing their pants about every new shiny thing? I haven’t heard much of this from actual devs… and tbh the code that AI wrote for me was quite shitty and messy… #indiedevs
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Orchid🇺🇦👩‍❤️‍👨🇩🇪 ✨ @orchidgoth.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
Do I have any #Roblox devs here? 😉 Some friends of mine and I are up to something… #indiedevs
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Orchid🇺🇦👩‍❤️‍👨🇩🇪 ✨ @orchidgoth.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Spent hours one day and hours of another to figure out why animation doesn’t show on screen… …turns out I used an absolutely empty frame to initialize 😅 #learningtocode #indiedev
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Orchid🇺🇦👩‍❤️‍👨🇩🇪 ✨ @orchidgoth.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
If your team needs a CM who saved all the fucks to give for your game - I’m here ☺️ 📍Düsseldorf, Germany (Yes, I do obsess over every game I work with - to the point of unhealthy) #indiedevs
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Orchid🇺🇦👩‍❤️‍👨🇩🇪 ✨ @orchidgoth.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
Apparently a bed jacket is almost as mythical as the infamous poop knife 🔪
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Orchid🇺🇦👩‍❤️‍👨🇩🇪 ✨ @orchidgoth.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
Live. Love. Lay eggs and die.
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Orchid🇺🇦👩‍❤️‍👨🇩🇪 ✨ @orchidgoth.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
Post the link to your social media right meow. Pin the post! 📌 Enjoy Katja’s tiny teeth as a reward. #Gamescom #indiedevs
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Orchid🇺🇦👩‍❤️‍👨🇩🇪 ✨ @orchidgoth.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
CAAAAAAAAAAAT!!!!!!!!!! #inzoi #gamescom
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Kimi Hughes @goldenlassogirl.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
My school is rolling out AI reading programs. It uses the children’s voices as they read to train the AI. I asked if parents can opt out of this company using their children’s unpaid voices for their for-profit product. Nobody had an answer. Push back. Don’t let children give more free data to AI.
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Robin-Yann Storm @rystorm.com · 20/08/2025
Gamescom surprises you every year. Like with the LEGO gamer toilet
A LEGO gamer toilet, and lego toilet roll
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Stephen Foskett @stephen.fosketts.net · 19/08/2025
"Taking a dump" is perhaps the most unfortunate yet accurate technical term in #Storage
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Orchid🇺🇦👩‍❤️‍👨🇩🇪 ✨ @orchidgoth.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
Friends at #Gamescom - if we’ve got a meeting but your train is delayed - it’s ok! 💖 Just text me so that I would know. Trains are a nightmare at the moment, thanks to “repairs” and other 💩, and I know it gets on the nerve of many people. Especially if it’s someone’s first time here.
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Orchid🇺🇦👩‍❤️‍👨🇩🇪 ✨ @orchidgoth.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
Let’s hang out! 💖 Who’s around this year? I might not be my usual self for obvious reasons, but… the quality of sick community suggestions for your game, spiced with cat & fart puns should still be decent. ✨ #indiedevs #gamescom
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Beccas can't be choosers @beccanical.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
by age 30 you should have: * strong opinions about birds * 12 different "when i get time" projects on indefinite hiatus * sandwich(es) you fruitlessly yearn to have again * a growing list of obituaries you're looking forward to reading * parasocial friendships with other people's pets
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Orchid🇺🇦👩‍❤️‍👨🇩🇪 ✨ @orchidgoth.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
Sorry for the delayed responses. I’m currently 100% crushed with all the rejections and 0 job prospects, plus the politicians talking about canceling the support for Ukrainians. Like, I WANT to work, but companies don’t want me.
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Orchid🇺🇦👩‍❤️‍👨🇩🇪 ✨ @orchidgoth.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
North America nebula in H-Alpha through a night vision device, captured from the city ✨
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Orchid🇺🇦👩‍❤️‍👨🇩🇪 ✨ @orchidgoth.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
Lilac-colored headphones on dark green hair - very visible ✅ Loud music - audible (a bit)✅ Laptop in front of me, focused face (I’m writing code)✅ A dude on the train waves his arms like a fuckin monkey to get my attention.
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Orchid🇺🇦👩‍❤️‍👨🇩🇪 ✨ @orchidgoth.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
Hear meow’t, #gamedev friends! Which game engine should I focus on to have a chance of joining you for programming help? 😅 (Considering a big career change, currently messing with Swift/Xcode just for fun, but wondering what could be the best for an extremely noob junior to get a paw in the door)
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Orchid🇺🇦👩‍❤️‍👨🇩🇪 ✨ @orchidgoth.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
I like drinking my coffee cold
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Harrison G. Pink @gilespink.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
Hey friends, I am still available for short-term contract and freelance work. As a reminder, I can do more than just narrative design, and while I have designed branching dialog systems and written a bunch, I can also build my own content.
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Orchid🇺🇦👩‍❤️‍👨🇩🇪 ✨ @orchidgoth.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
Geschafft! ✅ Mein erster Vortrag auf Deutsch 😅 Ich fühle mich geehrt, das ich habe es bei German Dev Days gemacht. Vielen Dank an alle meine Freunde für die Unterstützung! 💖 Und speziell @derreichart.bsky.social und Stefan Marcinek für die Möglichkeit ✨ #Gamedev #indiedev
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Orchid🇺🇦👩‍❤️‍👨🇩🇪 ✨ @orchidgoth.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Anyone else already in Frankfurt? #gamedev #indiedev
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Orchid🇺🇦👩‍❤️‍👨🇩🇪 ✨ @orchidgoth.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Headed out to #GermanDevDays - only 20 min late 😅 This year I’m upgraded: ✨jetzt spreche ich besser Deutsch ✨I can also see 3D again (and yes, don’t freak out when you notice the scars) Lmk if you’re up for cat/dog pic sharing! #spielentwickler #indiedev #gamedev
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Orchid🇺🇦👩‍❤️‍👨🇩🇪 ✨ @orchidgoth.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Was wondering why people are looking at my bag… realized it has a huge picture of my face 😂😂😂
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Orchid🇺🇦👩‍❤️‍👨🇩🇪 ✨ @orchidgoth.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
All you need to know about how I play Doom: Dark Ages 🎮☕️🌼
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Euromaidan Press @euromaidanpress.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Hours after Trump-Putin call, Russia attacks Kyiv with record 500+ missiles and drones Fires broke out across Kyiv, with more than 20 injuries reported. Railway infrastructure and five ambulances were also damaged. euromaidanpress.com/2025/07/04/h...
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Orchid🇺🇦👩‍❤️‍👨🇩🇪 ✨ @orchidgoth.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Took the lavender anti-anxiety capsule, then the Japanese rose anti-stinking one. Will I fart flowers now? I’ll update you on the results of the experiment soon.
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Orchid🇺🇦👩‍❤️‍👨🇩🇪 ✨ @orchidgoth.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
Community/social media friends - got any tricks? 😉 (I already added mine)
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Orchid🇺🇦👩‍❤️‍👨🇩🇪 ✨ @orchidgoth.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
I want to burn my passport tbh. Being born in a non-developed place is a goddamn curse. Even though I’ve moved. No chance. Rejected from both of the 2 available jobs in the city. My birthplace does not define my skills. I thought that was common sense.
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Orchid🇺🇦👩‍❤️‍👨🇩🇪 ✨ @orchidgoth.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
The other day someone called me a “bitter cunt” for not being all “positivity and unicorns” on social media. 😂 I asked them how they know that if they haven’t tasted and surely never will. 😅 No, I’m totally not ashamed.
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Emily Kolm 📽️🎮 @em-k-ultra.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
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