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Martin Orchard

@orchardmartin.bsky.social
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Organises an East Bristol, UK RPG Meetup group (DM for details) Pointless Monument TTRPG game stuff at: pointlessmonument.itch.io Very occasional blog at: pointlessmonument.blot.im

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Martin Orchard @orchardmartin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Successful Wardening of @indentyourcode.itch.io Doptown Data Dive this evening. Highlights included the Marine succeeding on a speed roll to escape due to the stat boost gained from being regrown - he fled into the slums, baggy skin flapping away.
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Martin Orchard @orchardmartin.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Work continues on the Liminal Horror jam entry
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Martin Orchard @orchardmartin.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
A friend made the point that Stonetop looks like the first two volumes in an epic fantasy novel series, and so... [The Stonetop Chronicles] A Summit of Granite Voyage to the Sandstone Apex The Concrete Imposter Adrift upon Pumice Battle at Marble Pinnacle
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Martin Orchard @orchardmartin.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Drafting for the @goblinarchives.itch.io Liminal Horror Summer Jam continues, aiming for playtests next month.
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Martin Orchard @orchardmartin.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Roses are red, Violets die from exposure,
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Martin Orchard @orchardmartin.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
This but replace Latin with "Warhammer 40,000 2nd Edition" and Ovid with 'a lascannon deals 2d6 damage'
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Martin Orchard @orchardmartin.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Balloon Fiesta week, which means that for balance I have to post what it looks like from the perspective of my two dogs.
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Martin Orchard @orchardmartin.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Started drawing up a Mythic Bastionland realm using @wuggy.bsky.social art assets, and pulling from a... generous interpretation of local geography.
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Martin Orchard @orchardmartin.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Some very kind words about Blackout here from Maxim but this is a great write-up of Between 2 Cons in general (complete with all the photos I forgot to take!)
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Martin Orchard @orchardmartin.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
OK so we need to shift 51-100 copies of this on DriveThru to get Copper Bestseller status then pause sales and move it to itch.
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Martin Orchard @orchardmartin.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
A few sales recently off the back of some Youtube coverage, B2Cons and @idlecartulary.itch.io review So that means more community copies!
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Martin Orchard @orchardmartin.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Time to make good on my outsider observation that the most cursed place in the PNW is the aquarium in Seaside, OR
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Martin Orchard @orchardmartin.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
[1/2] Venue is reopening as an independent business tomorrow, which is the best possible outcome. If you're in East Bristol, come on down on Tuesday evenings! I'll be running all of these...
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Martin Orchard @orchardmartin.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Despite the jet lag had a lot of fun running BLACKOUT at #betweentwocons for some of the Cairn Press team. (Why does the OSR/NSR attract so many tall people? Are Americans just better supplied with nutrients and sunlight?a)
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Martin Orchard @orchardmartin.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
There's a small section in this about being flexible because third spaces are precarious. The parent company behind our venue unexpectedly declared bankruptcy today - fortunately it looks like our individual location will reopen as an independent venue, but it's not a sure thing.
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Martin Orchard @orchardmartin.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
I'll happily take "stellar one shot" as a logline from Nova's review of BLACKOUT - thanks very much!
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Martin Orchard @orchardmartin.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Had to write my first cheque in over a decade, to send to the DVLA for a car logbook. I like to imagine it pays for an elderly man to whittle a wooden model of my Volvo, which is then kept in a pigeonhole with my name and address on a index card (handwritten).
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Martin Orchard @orchardmartin.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Now that I've had a chance to look at them, I should credit the excellent job that Logan @fistfulofcrits.bsky.social (via their Fistful of Ink printing house) have done with the physical copies. If you want to stock some (especially if you're in the UK) get in touch!
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Pablo 🏳️‍⚧️ @degreasingsolvent.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
So I just bought and read through this, amd it is EXCELLENT. I have read A LOT of MoSh modules and this one has jumped to the top of my list to run. Recommend!
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Martin Orchard @orchardmartin.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
BLACKOUT is my first module for Mothership, taking your crew underground to restore a colony power supply, and finding some unexpected things... Featuring art by @emo-sludge.com pointlessmonument.itch.io/blackout
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Martin Orchard @orchardmartin.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Another Mothership review blogpost! This time it's The Dose Makes The Poison by @neonfieldmouse.bsky.social - an art deco space drug heist with some all-too-real corporate horror pointlessmonument.blot.im/i-ran-the-do...
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I Ran: The Dose Makes The Poison (Using Mothership) - Pointless Monument
A rescue (note: definitely not a kidnapping) on an art deco pharma lab with multiple ticking clocks — I ran The Dose Makes The Poison and these are
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warden @cairnrpg.com · 20/04/2026
You can now purchase physical copies of Ruin of Reputation by @orchardmartin.bsky.social on the Cairn Store! store.cairnrpg.com/products/rui...
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Ruin of Reputation
A one session beginner puzzle dungeon adventure for Cairn, Ruin of Reputation has 10 rooms and should take around 3.5 hours.  It is easily converted to any other OSR system of choice, and supplementar...
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Martin Orchard @orchardmartin.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Continuing last night with my Cairn 2E playtest, alongside Dragonbane, Mothership, 5e, Numenera and Grant Howitt's Reverse Beastmaster (Been using the little battery tealights to track torches recently and they're great)
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Martin Orchard @orchardmartin.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Search history from Cairn module writing today: "teeth marks or tooth marks" "list of subsistence trade goods" "is gin flammable?" "history of concrete" "pterodactyl wingspan"
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Martin Orchard @orchardmartin.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Blogpost: I've often mentioned the local meetup I run in conversations on here and elsewhere. Now, after 3 years, here's an overview of how I did it and what we've been playing. pointlessmonument.blot.im/60-systems-a...
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60 systems and 600 sessions. 3 years in the life of a TTRPG meetup. - Pointless Monument
I found 436 people who wanted to play TTRPGs in-person near me. Here’s how I did it and the 10 tips I learned along the way. In late 2022 I moved
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Martin Orchard @orchardmartin.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Come get your free Cairn 2E module, prose in the front, bullet points in the back. Something for everyone! Tables? It's got them. Numbered lists not formatted as tables? It's got those as well. Also, pictures. But wait, there's more! A map, also. pointlessmonument.itch.io/ruin-of-repu...
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Ruin of Reputation by Pointless Monument
A one session beginner puzzle dungeon for Cairn 2E
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Martin Orchard @orchardmartin.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Behold, the choices of a man who has never owned a console my9games.com
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Martin Orchard @orchardmartin.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Norgad was kind enough to credit one of my blogposts as inspiration for this, and as it happens you can vote for it in The Bloggies (link below) pointlessmonument.blot.im/tumbling-dow...
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Tumbling Down the Rabbit Hole: The Case for Pitcher Plant Dungeon Entrances - Pointless Monument
Back in February, a call went out via Prismatic Wasteland for hole blogs: blogs about holes. This post is one that I’ve had in the back of my mind
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Clayton @explorersdesign.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
The Bloggies' page has updates! 1. "We Read the Bloggies" A fan-made podcast is live and linked! 2. A new submission has been nominated, "Book [Verb] Play" in Theory. The other post was removed on the author's request. 3. I've redesigned the page to keep things short and sweet. Happy reading!
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The Bloggies 2026
A yearly celebration of blogging in tabletop roleplaying games.
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Clayton @explorersdesign.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
The Bloggies Nominees are here! We are 1 week away from voting, so I need everyone's help spreading the word. Congrats to all the nominees and blogs submitted—this last year was incredible. Forming the lists was equal parts rewarding and painful. www.explorersdesign.com/this-years-b...
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This year's Bloggies Nominees
Over 90+ blog posts. And a surprise category for 2026.
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Afraid of Encounters (He/Him) @isaacisafraid.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Yesterday the local Indonesian Tabletop RPG community that my friends and I have been growing since Q4 2025 held its first convention! Call of Cthulhu, Nobilis, DURF, Mothership, Daggerheart, D&D 5e. 40+ participants. Hopefully this will inspire the local scene to keep on growing!
40+ participants of Indonesia's LFGcon SESSION 1!Brochure that the organizers made as a gift for the participants!My Call of Cthulhu table!Behind my Call of Cthulhu Keeper Screen
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Martin Orchard @orchardmartin.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
It is unfair of the media to report on my work in progress hexcrawl in such a negative way
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Martin Orchard @orchardmartin.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Very generous review from RedMageGM about Ruin of Reputation youtube.com/watch?v=0DdC...
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Pay Whatever You Want for these 3 Brilliant OSR D&D Adventures
YouTube video by RedMageGM
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Idle Cartulary @idlecartulary.itch.io · 30/12/2025
It’s the penultimate Critique Navidad, and we have a winning micro-module: The Knight Errant! idlecartulary.com/2025/12/30/c...
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Critique Navidad: The Knight Errant
Each holiday season, I review different modules, games or supplements as a thank you to the wider tabletop roleplaying game community. All of the work I review during Critique Navidad is either giv…
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Martin Orchard @orchardmartin.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
After 3 weeks this has just hit 1000 downloads. Why not join in the shared curiosity about the bucket on the head?
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Martin Orchard @orchardmartin.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
10 TTRPGs I want to run/play in 2026 - Liminal Horror - Blades in the Dark (w/ Deep Cuts) - Cairn 2E - Public Access - Daggerheart - Dolmenwood - Swords of the Serpentine - Call of Cthulhu: Dark Ages - Mothership - Shadowdark
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Martin Orchard @orchardmartin.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
Blogpost: Options for expanding and detailing injury and scars in Cairn 2E (but also widely applicable to other Odd-like ttrpgs) pointlessmonument.blot.im/expanding-in...
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Expanding Injury in Cairn (and elsewhere) - Pointless Monument
Exploring options for critical damage, scars and wounds across Cairn 2E (and other Odd-like ttrpgs). Cairn 2E is my second most Wardened system of
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Martin Orchard @orchardmartin.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Here's my #TTRPGYearinReview 2025 Cairn Cthulhu by Gaslight Cthulhu Dark Electric Bastionland Lady Blackbird Liminal Horror Mothership Old School Essentials Shadowdark Troika Trophy Gold
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Martin Orchard @orchardmartin.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
East Bristol Adventurers finishes the year with a strong indie selection: @gshowitt.bsky.social one-pager Christmas is Coming (with Santa hats) @nohr.se Cy_Borg Dolmenwood @jasoncordova.bsky.social Brindlewood Bay - Jingle Bell Shock @sean.tuesdayknightgames.com Mothership (VR Dead with Xmas DLC)
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Martin Orchard @orchardmartin.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Indeed. When I set up my local meetup I ran a bunch of indie systems and assumed 5e tables would fill the schedule gaps. And they did. I sometimes get told "oh we're looking for a D&D/Pathfinder game" to which I say "well someone might run one soon, but in the meantime I'm running this one shot"
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Martin Orchard @orchardmartin.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
New Adventure: RUIN OF REPUTATION is a free, one session beginner puzzle dungeon for Cairn 2E. It has 10 rooms and should take around 3.5 hours. Supplementary material is provided for continuing the adventure's story through a longer campaign. pointlessmonument.itch.io/ruin-of-repu...
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Ruin of Reputation by Pointless Monument
A one session beginner puzzle dungeon for Cairn 2E
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Martin Orchard @orchardmartin.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
Blogpost: A follow-up to my previous one about Mothership campaign frameworks, this time talking about shore leave and scarcity in the context of a low prep, semi-open table campaign pointlessmonument.blot.im/mothership-c...
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Mothership Campaign Framework 2: Shore Leave & Scarcity - Pointless Monument
You’re light years away from home, your vaccsuit is torn up and covered in the multi-coloured blood of an unknown horror… and the vending machine
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Bat Terror @mattthr.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
This mural has gone up in Kingston, ostensibly for Christmas but AI has ensured it's actually to celebrate the return of our dark lord Cthulhu
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Martin Orchard @orchardmartin.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Blogpost: In appreciation of the humble stimpak - how can we make each one unique and reflect the vast array of competition in the corporate medical marketplace? pointlessmonument.blot.im/so-you-ve-de... #mothershipmonth
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So, You’ve Decided to take a Stimpak - Pointless Monument
Is there a more widely used item than the humble stimpak in the Mothership universe? No matter the anti-canon, literal cannon or obstacle at hand,
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Martin Orchard @orchardmartin.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Was thinking about how rail locomotive wheel arrangement Whyte notation (0-6-0, 2-8-2 etc) resembles a character/creature statblock. And then part of my brain went "or it could be a fully narrative system"
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Martin Orchard @orchardmartin.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Backed Apocalypse World: Burned Over www.kickstarter.com/projects/lum...
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Apocalypse World: Burned Over
The 3rd edition of the groundbreaking original.
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Martin Orchard @orchardmartin.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
Finally making progress on the Cairn puzzle dungeon, hopefully out by the end of the year
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Martin Orchard @orchardmartin.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
Good to see Alasdair getting on board with #MothershipMonth
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Martin Orchard @orchardmartin.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Blogpost: Bastion Station Mall - Alternate Mothership Starting Equipment Loadouts What is a TTRPG starting equipment table for? And why might you want an alternative option for Mothership? Inspired by @bastionland.bsky.social Into the Odd and its hacks. pointlessmonument.blot.im/bastion-stat...
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Bastion Station Mall: Alternate Mothership Starting Equipment Loadouts - Pointless Monument
The Mothership starting equipment loadout tables are an excellent piece of game design, but can they be taken in a different direction? And is there
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Martin Orchard @orchardmartin.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
New monster manual and adventure module appeared in our little library yesterday
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