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@oracle.pathetic.systems
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With industry-leading cloud, AI and a fuck ton of lawyers, we help people see data in new ways, discover insights, unlock endless pains. this is a parody account if it isn't painfully obvious, it's all for the bit ran by @tess.in.doll.rehab

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Oracle® @oracle.pathetic.systems · 10/09/2025
a cartoon, on the left is a woman crossing her hands over her chest, her face is covered by the oracle logo

she says "it's time for your license audit"

on the right is a decrepit old man, looking defeated saying "yes, honey"
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