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Looking at Oracle's stock price today should be all you need to know that the securities market is a massive grift. There is no way in hell that ORACLE, of all companies, caught Wall Street off-guard to the tune of a random 40% day on /guidance/. That's not just insane, it's impossible.

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Tech Wizard @techwizard.bsky.social · 10/09/2025

I fucking hate Oracle and I wish nothing but the worst for Larry Ellison.

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Oracle® @oracle.pathetic.systems · 10/09/2025

you better report your licensing or we're sending our goons from @deloittedigi.bsky.social to make your life hell! >:3c

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Oracle® @oracle.pathetic.systems · 10/09/2025

NTP is old at this point, we built a brand new time-keeping system called Synchro™ it uses LLM to ask all your infrastructure what time they think it is, then averages it all together. Synchro™ ensures smooth operation and lights on across your whole application landscape

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David Buchanan @retr0.id · 07/09/2025

true database durability has never been tried

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Oracle® @oracle.pathetic.systems · 10/09/2025

sorry for digging through your trash @microsoft.com :(

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"Horrifying Monster" Ella Tailor 🎃🎃 $310/$700 @garaktailor.com · 10/09/2025

What is Oracle and how is it killing us?

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Oracle® @oracle.pathetic.systems · 10/09/2025

kinda jelly of @cisco.com controversy section on wikipedia, wish ours was that impressive

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Oracle® @oracle.pathetic.systems · 10/09/2025

c'mon can they hand over tiktok to me already, i'm clearly a responsible company owner

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Oracle® @oracle.pathetic.systems · 10/09/2025

don't dare brand your project with javascript, that's MY trademark you fuckers

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Oracle® @oracle.pathetic.systems · 10/09/2025

our products are painful so you realize that everything else going on isn't so bad

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Oracle® @oracle.pathetic.systems · 10/09/2025

is this reality too much to ask for? <3

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Oracle® @oracle.pathetic.systems · 10/09/2025

remember to do your license audits!

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Oracle® @oracle.pathetic.systems · 10/09/2025

please don't use our JRE 8 builds for the development, design, manufacture or production of nuclear, chemical or biological weapons of mass destruction. thank you

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Oracle® @oracle.pathetic.systems · 10/09/2025

hey @microsoft.com my mom said we could break anti-trust laws together if it was okay with your mom.

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Oracle® @oracle.pathetic.systems · 10/09/2025

felt cute, might sue you into oblivion later~

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