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Bucket Shop Billy

@optionspuru.bsky.social
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Long/short options trader

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Bucket Shop Billy @optionspuru.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Siriani might be worse than McCarthy and that’s saying something.
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Bucket Shop Billy @optionspuru.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
“What radicalized you to be anti boomer?” “When they got scared they might lose a few bucks during Covid so they printed 3 trillion dollars of PPP money and gave it to themselves tax free.”
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Bucket Shop Billy @optionspuru.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My Mom wants to know where in there does she keep her shoebox full of batteries?
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Bucket Shop Billy @optionspuru.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Kids won’t believe it but this used to be illegal and impeachable for both parties to the crime.
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Bucket Shop Billy @optionspuru.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
At the behest of the military, I have conducted building an 18 hole golf course for national security near the White House. The bunker rakes are also uzi’s. Thank you for your attention to this matter!
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Bucket Shop Billy @optionspuru.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Only endorsement he would give would be to Jared or Jr. which isn’t a terrible bet to get the GOP top of the ticket.
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Bucket Shop Billy @optionspuru.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Prediction… the left will win the house and senate. In the back half of the term, a conservative justice retires/dies. Trump puts up another Kavanaugh type. And Dems confirm him under the guise of “the need to return to norms”
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Bucket Shop Billy @optionspuru.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Possibly. Headlines at the time were ICE leaving MSP and Bovino out to pasture which may have reduced the anxiety of the moment.
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Bucket Shop Billy @optionspuru.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Only difference this time is there is no explicit date for the boogie man to arrive. You just gotta pay forever so he doesn’t.
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Bucket Shop Billy @optionspuru.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
“A.I. will kill us all” sounds eerily similar to “Y2K will kill us all” and the tech industry was more than eager to mop up gobs of cash from anyone looking to protect themselves from the boogie man that never was.
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Bucket Shop Billy @optionspuru.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Would be so fun to watch Leopold go tits up twice in one quarter.
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Bucket Shop Billy @optionspuru.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Also every airport had national guard troops carrying M4’s ready to shoot Osama Bin Laden if he made it through airport security.
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Bucket Shop Billy @optionspuru.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I was only a kid on 9/11 but I remember vividly if you didn’t take advantage of special 0% financing on a new truck you were letting the terrorists win.
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Bucket Shop Billy @optionspuru.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I don’t know how to tax unrealized gains while alive but definitely can figure out a way on the way out. Why do we erase those gains upon inheritance?
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Bucket Shop Billy @optionspuru.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Also… the investor could collect 50k in dividends, make millions in tax free unrealized gains… and them their heir owes zero upon inheritance. The tax code is set up explicitly to favor the wealthy.
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Bucket Shop Billy @optionspuru.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Misleading?? It’s 100% factual. Poster didn’t claim they had multiple sources of income.
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Bucket Shop Billy @optionspuru.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Excited to see how SCOTUS will rule in the near future on whether a President can executive order a network to hire back an on air personality.
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Bucket Shop Billy @optionspuru.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
static.klipy.com
Walter Goggins: Mm-hmm
ALT: Walter Goggins: Mm-hmm
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Bucket Shop Billy @optionspuru.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I am begging for some national polling outfit to run a “Who did a better job in their first 18 months Biden or Trump” just to see if it jumpstarts the massive coronary we all know that’s coming.
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Bucket Shop Billy @optionspuru.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
For those that are unaware, Druck’s shtick is “The poor are to blame for this terrible widening deficit. Not guys like me who sit on a mountain of wealth accumulated with the help of favorable tax treatment.”
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Bucket Shop Billy @optionspuru.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
One of your better ones
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Bucket Shop Billy @optionspuru.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
$5k to $10 mil in a day if you got “lucky”
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Bucket Shop Billy @optionspuru.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Turning into a goddamn nascar driver. “
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Bucket Shop Billy @optionspuru.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
You see the sympathy bid NVAX got on the MRNA squeeze? Cancer is gonna be the new AI play.
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Bucket Shop Billy @optionspuru.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Am I wrong in that there is no real moat to a data center? If a 10B one can be built in China for 2B… doesn’t that cause this whole charade to fall apart?
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Bucket Shop Billy @optionspuru.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Open AI so desperate to remain relevant they’ll be pay US to prompt. JUST THINK OF THE TAM THEN!!
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Bucket Shop Billy @optionspuru.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Also. Ukraine.
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Bucket Shop Billy @optionspuru.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Of of the few shows you can watch every couple years and still be wowed by it. Truly a timeless masterpiece.
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Bucket Shop Billy @optionspuru.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
It’s a modern day “Readers Digest”. Banal content meant for the bathroom.
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Bucket Shop Billy @optionspuru.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Hear me out… let all these dipshits enter the wnba draft and then watch the owners humiliate them by not picking any of them.
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Bucket Shop Billy @optionspuru.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Our boy is running outta juice
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Bucket Shop Billy @optionspuru.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I always felt that Jonas should have to disclose on every report that Elon is an MS client and his sole job is to pump said client’s stocks as hard as possible.
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Bucket Shop Billy @optionspuru.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Should be at 350 after that print. Big yikes.
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Bucket Shop Billy @optionspuru.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Nothing more that Trump hates than somebody on his team unwilling to break the law for him. Pirro doesn’t have the undying belief in Trump adjacent immunity. Gotta shove her out to send a message to the remaining capos.
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Bucket Shop Billy @optionspuru.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Satellites are now robots
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Bucket Shop Billy @optionspuru.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Whatever revenue they made from selling that ad will be more than offset by the future loss of potential customers who will see this on every social media platform.
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852dude @852dude.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
This sucks ass. When I start my car I want to be able to put my foot on the pedal and drive off. I dont want to watch an ad. A distracting ad. Right in the middle of my console. Again. This sucks ass.
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Bucket Shop Billy @optionspuru.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Just wait how unhinged he becomes when he loses the “richest man in the world” title!!
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Bucket Shop Billy @optionspuru.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I’m sad to know he will never go bankrupt bc there will always be disciples to give him money BUT I do take comfort in knowing he’ll never feel “rich” as his fortune will never come close to 1T again.
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Bucket Shop Billy @optionspuru.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Christ please tell me this is an SNL skit
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Bucket Shop Billy @optionspuru.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Back in my day, we had to manually dunk our donuts in mtn dew. #Brawndo #Idiocracy
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Bucket Shop Billy @optionspuru.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
See ya at $200
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Mayfair Cynic @mayfaircynic.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
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Bucket Shop Billy @optionspuru.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Get a lie into the hive mind machine and let it be repeated millions of times until it’s indistinguishable from truth.
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Bucket Shop Billy @optionspuru.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Wtf Canada rake your forests!
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Bucket Shop Billy @optionspuru.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
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Bucket Shop Billy @optionspuru.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Mitch McConnell might have died five years ago and we totally didn’t realize in those “freezing up” spells he publicly had that it was just his animatronic battery going dead.
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Bucket Shop Billy @optionspuru.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Mitch McConnell might have died five years ago and we totally didn’t realize in those “freezing up” spells he publicly had that it was just his animatronic battery going dead.
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Bucket Shop Billy @optionspuru.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Mitch McConnell might have died five years ago and we totally didn’t realize in those “freezing up” spells he publicly had that it was just his animatronic battery going dead.
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Bucket Shop Billy @optionspuru.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
There are a thousand reasons the data centers in space idea is dumb but Elon’s core audience is still that retail investor who probably has a couple NFT’s still in their coin base wallet.
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