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:-/ [sighs] why you gotta do my boy dirty like that

me: "I am okay with the subtotal of choices and decisions that have brought me to this exact point of life." also me, realizing that my fave cereal bars were unavailable: [inconsolable wailing and weeping]

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optiMSTie @optimstie.bsky.social · 1h

...................................... I'd have to opt for the hashbrowns there, considering.

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CarrieLynn D. Reinhard, PhD @doctorcarrie.bsky.social · 8h

Two embroidery designs in honor of the Bastard. #RIPPAC #WrestleSky #AEW

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optiMSTie @optimstie.bsky.social · 1h

oh, hey, the McRecession is back

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optiMSTie @optimstie.bsky.social · 1h

Getting there, bit by bit, little by little. And all the best to you that-a-ways!

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optiMSTie @optimstie.bsky.social · 2h

It's not like you could describe that particular shark's particular rampage as *impersonal.*

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Lizard @lizardky.bsky.social · 2h

The original Barbieheimer.

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optiMSTie @optimstie.bsky.social · 2h

THAT'S the most ambitious crossover of our time!

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optiMSTie @optimstie.bsky.social · 2h

Hell, I'd find a way to watch RoboCop *while* watching Robocop.

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optiMSTie @optimstie.bsky.social · 2h

"Hey, you wanna go see RoboCop or Jaws 4?" I have to believe that friendships *absolutely ended* as a result of the answer to that question.

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optiMSTie @optimstie.bsky.social · 2h

*Precisealutely.* I get that kind of money? I disappear, popping up occasionally to donate that money to various charities elsewhere, chunk by chunk. But aye. Not a peep outta me, not a glimpse of me.

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optiMSTie @optimstie.bsky.social · 3h

Iron Chef... AFTER DARK [sleazy sax version of the theme music]

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je soup 🖤 @ OOOs | MY-TH @giantshunt.bsky.social · 3h

I had to make this video edit #AEWDynamite #WrestleSky 🤼

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optiMSTie @optimstie.bsky.social · 3h

Yes, because you use super sweeteners and super flavorings all the time, you spineless numpty dipshit.

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optiMSTie @optimstie.bsky.social · 3h

Thou shalt remain the bastion of taste.

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optiMSTie @optimstie.bsky.social · 3h

Absolutely! "Rhino. Rocks. My. World."

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optiMSTie @optimstie.bsky.social · 3h

The world simply isn't prepared for a Thekla/Toni Storm feud. I mean, *I am,* but the world at large isn't. But when that DOES happen? IT'S GONNA BE -SO- BALLER

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optiMSTie @optimstie.bsky.social · 3h

I can believe that, aye. That's certainly the impression that I've gotten.

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optiMSTie @optimstie.bsky.social · 3h

HEY-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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optiMSTie @optimstie.bsky.social · 3h

[scene: Hangman Adam Page tearfully showing Swerve Strickland footage of Thekla and Mercedes swinging a championship belt in a lewd manner] Hangman: "Why can't we have what they have? WHY CAN'T WE FEEL WHAT THEY FEEL" #AEW #WrestleSky 🤼

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Kate✨ @ksummerfield.bsky.social · 4h

I am a writer who unapologetically aspires to show you the beauty in both yourself and others, lift you up, make you laugh, shatter your heart, help you explore your unspoken tenderness, show you the meaning of resiliency, inspire your hopes, and occasionally leave you speechless. #WritingCommunity

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optiMSTie @optimstie.bsky.social · 3h

Good on you to give them the heave-ho. DISREGARD THE CONSTABULARY

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optiMSTie @optimstie.bsky.social · 23h

The Bayformers films as cult? Oh, no. Oh, no no no no no. *No.* No! That's like calling Old Navy niche. That just simply isn't done. Things is a cult movie. Delicatessen is a cult movie. Freaked is a cult movie. The Transformers franchise is about as cult as a can of Coca-Cola at Disney World.

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Hellrazor Ramon @sugarazor.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I'm 43. I was on this Earth for the first WrestleMania. Minus a few years in the wilderness of only following on social media, I have watched weekly pro wrestling my entire life. I do not remember wrestling *not* being a part of my life. AEW is the greatest 7 year run of pro wrestling TV, ever. 🤼‍♂️

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optiMSTie @optimstie.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

And if we're to take the idea of Halloween episodes into any televised avenue, then I have to give a nod to the Halloween episode of AEW Dynamite where Hangman Adam Page played Tony Schiavone playing the Phantom of the Opera to get the jump on Samoa Joe and the Opps. I. Freaking. *Cackled.*

Pro wrestler Hangman Adam Page holding a bottle and a microphone while wearing a Halloween costume of pro wrestling commentator/announcer Tony Schiavone as the half-mask-wearing Phantom of the Opera in a Halloween episode of AEW Dynamite.

Here, Page is getting ready to launch a sneak attack on Samoa Joe.

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optiMSTie @optimstie.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

i must abide by Rodan's ruling on the field

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optiMSTie @optimstie.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

... this thing just came apart. 😔

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optiMSTie @optimstie.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

[sighs] here's your damn Like

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optiMSTie @optimstie.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Because MST3K is my go-to answer for, like, a lot, so I thought I'd change things up a little. I love the episode, but I'd like to go for a little bit of variety! And Bob's Burgers has AMAZING Halloween episodes, too!

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optiMSTie @optimstie.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Oooh, I've got one! The Zeke the Plumber episode of Salute Your Shorts! THAT FREAKED ME OUT SOMETHING FIERCE

Zeke the Plumber from the Salute Your Shorts episode bearing the character's name.

Zeke has messy gray hair and mustache, a work hat, and a bandage across his nose. His face is covered by human mask with creepy sunken eye holes.

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optiMSTie @optimstie.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Welcome aboard! Between getting started with AEW and discovering that Thekla is the damn coolest, you're doing it *right!*

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optiMSTie @optimstie.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Hmmm... not sure if they did. My knowledge of Airwolf lore is a mite lacking.

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Turner Classic Movies @tcmtv.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

We are saddened to say goodbye to our dear friend, Oscar-winning actress Eva Marie Saint. One of the last surviving stars of Hollywood’s Golden Age, we’ll forever be grateful for unforgettable contributions to cinema, her generosity and her humor. Our thoughts are with her loved ones.

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optiMSTie @optimstie.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

THAT'S a good one, too! And then there's Godzilla Vs. Megalon, with Joel and the Mads coming up with easy-to-make Halloween costumes for the Invention Exchange!

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optiMSTie @optimstie.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

If we're ruling out MST3K's Halloween-fueled take on 1961's The Mask in Season 13, I'd probably go with Quantum Leap's "The Boogieman," where Sam leaps into a horror novelist in 1964. The episode revolves around Sam giving ideas to a young Stephen King, but the REAL draw here? Two words: EVIL AL

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optiMSTie @optimstie.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Right? The A-Team NEVER needed an overarching mythology arc like Burn Notice.

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optiMSTie @optimstie.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

It was absolutely pressure from NBC. Ratings were flagging, and they operated off the logic that if the show kept doing the same old thing, then that's why the ratings stunk, so the elegant solution was *change the formula.* Which worked, except for the part where it worked.

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optiMSTie @optimstie.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

That'd make sense. They had an episode that was an entire reference to that series, "The Say U.N.C.L.E. Affair," complete with David McCallum!

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optiMSTie @optimstie.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

has a new member that's also been blackmailed by Stockwell into being a part of this: Frankie "Dishpan" Santana, a Hollywood special effects expert. Yeah, it's terrible. The new version of the theme song sucks, too. www.youtube.com/watch?v=BkQj...

youtube.com

Season 5 Intro

YouTube video by someguy728

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optiMSTie @optimstie.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

team works for Stockwell's agency, pulling off suicide missions with the promise of a presidential pardon somewhere down the road if they play ball. So, the gang lives in a safe house in Virginia, going on dangerous missions for the gov't as ordered. Oh, and Murdock's declared sane, and the gang /3

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optiMSTie @optimstie.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Hanoi. They're found guilty due to false information and face execution. Murdock, the only team member not facing the court martial, approaches the shady general to help the team escape. General Stockwell refuses, but agrees to help the team fake their execution, but on the condition that the /2

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optiMSTie @optimstie.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

It was godawful. So, the team was blackmailed into a rescue mission by a super shady retired general to save a colonel, and after completing that mission, the colonel betrayed the team, who ended up getting arrested and facing a court martial for the crime they didn't commit: robbing the Bank of /1

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