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Optimaximal

@optimaximal.bsky.social
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40-something IT & Telecoms Manager by day / Minis, Gunpla, Games and other nonsense by night. He/Him. Trying to escape all the nonsense from Elmo's Hellscape.

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Optimaximal @optimaximal.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Who released this publicity photo?
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Optimaximal @optimaximal.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Someone is in a grump...
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Optimaximal @optimaximal.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
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Optimaximal @optimaximal.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
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Optimaximal @optimaximal.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Drop an Axe 🪓 (or two)
A Red Corsair. He has two axes. He is happy.
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Optimaximal @optimaximal.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
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Optimaximal @optimaximal.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Oh no!
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Optimaximal @optimaximal.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
It's a sale. Call it a fucking sale!
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Optimaximal @optimaximal.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Dogs too...
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Optimaximal @optimaximal.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Fuck same Jim, put down the Monkeys Paw...
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Optimaximal @optimaximal.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
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Optimaximal @optimaximal.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Dance of Death by Iron Maiden. The various characters were early draft Poser models that were intended to be posed better and clothed but someone at the label thought 'that'll do'.
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Optimaximal @optimaximal.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
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Optimaximal @optimaximal.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
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Optimaximal @optimaximal.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Off or up?
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Optimaximal @optimaximal.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
How so, when they've obviously never met each other and it's libelous to say so...
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Optimaximal @optimaximal.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Screwed over by a Fox's Classic!
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Optimaximal @optimaximal.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
The Curse of Monkey Island made this joke back in 1997...
Guybrush: This island doesn't look like a skull at all. It looks like a great, big, enormous duck. It should be called Duck Island.

Welshman: Well, you see, you've got to squint and sort of turn your head and... Oh! It's just so scary!

Guybrush: If you squint and turn your head, it looks like a bunny.
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Optimaximal @optimaximal.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
This is what I relayed to my son. It doesn't matter if Reform chip away at contested seats if it just moves councils to NOC. It's them taking control that matters and they're doing this primarily by eating the Tories, not Labour.
Reform have won loads of new councillors, but, so far at least, not many new councils. This is largely because the councils that have done their counting so far only had a third of their seats up for election.

In other words, there was a cap on how many seats any party could win or lose.

They point out that they are managing about a third of the vote, with their rivals all in the teens as a percentage of the vote.

Instead, the broad picture so far is one of Labour losing control of councils, but to no overall control rather than any one other party taking control.
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Optimaximal @optimaximal.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
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Optimaximal @optimaximal.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
The subtley different directions of the eyes is where the magic happens...
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Optimaximal @optimaximal.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Couldn't even turn up when it was politically expediant for him...
Nigel Farage | Reform UK | Clacton | Did not vote
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Optimaximal @optimaximal.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
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Optimaximal @optimaximal.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
If resin 3D printing ever gets to the stage that it's a) properly affordable and b) doesn't require a chemical lab to support it, I know I'll spend most of my time scaling up minis to 54mm and higher. I did this scaled *down* Doomguy on my old FDM and it was a good time
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Optimaximal @optimaximal.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
@sonicpodcast.bsky.social they call it a DC crossover, we know what's really happening here!
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Optimaximal @optimaximal.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
I think we can collectively agree this guy looks very unwell... #40k #DeathGuard #Nerdlings #FindFolkFriday
A plague marine. Looks sick!
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Optimaximal @optimaximal.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
We have sourced an artists impression.
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Optimaximal @optimaximal.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
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Optimaximal @optimaximal.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
@sniffpetrol.com
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Optimaximal @optimaximal.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
@carpervert.bsky.social
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Optimaximal @optimaximal.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Argh, someone call @ashens.bsky.social and @dan.nerdcubed.co.uk!
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Optimaximal @optimaximal.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
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Optimaximal @optimaximal.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
It's very much this meme...
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Optimaximal @optimaximal.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
T-minus 3... 2... 1... till boop!
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Optimaximal @optimaximal.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
"US Supreme Court strikes down Trump's tariffs"
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Optimaximal @optimaximal.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
She saw ABitW Part 2 film and thought it was a public information film...
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Optimaximal @optimaximal.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
A classic of the genre...
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Optimaximal @optimaximal.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Max Payne, realising he's in a computer game.
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Optimaximal @optimaximal.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
@itsdanthomas.bsky.social Congrats on your new role in the incoming administration...
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Optimaximal @optimaximal.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Sound the Alarm! 🫨
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Optimaximal @optimaximal.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
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Optimaximal @optimaximal.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
This is all that it's about. He/his team know he's toxic but want to keep selling his music.
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Optimaximal @optimaximal.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
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Optimaximal @optimaximal.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
"Amuro!"
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Optimaximal @optimaximal.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
This is all I get. I used Scam and picked the individual videos, but my guess is this won't hit the high bar of 'scam'...
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Optimaximal @optimaximal.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
#TFW you come into work and find WSUS has decided to download an extra TB of Windows Updates despite *no changes* to your products and classifications.
Download Status
Updates needing files: 3,025
Downloaded 110,198.49 MB of 925,078.17 MB
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Optimaximal @optimaximal.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
So, as expected, it's once again 'divide and conquer' - turn all of us against each other whilst they steal the cookies.
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Optimaximal @optimaximal.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Tonight Matthew, I will be... @mrbasilpesto.bsky.social
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Optimaximal @optimaximal.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
💪
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Optimaximal @optimaximal.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
I do love when Apple's transcript gets it wrong.
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