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Diluting the trans panic with satirical gender fluid. This account collates the Opium Tea content from @alandriscoll.com. opiumtea.com patreon.com/terfipedia buymeacoffee.com/opiumtea

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Alan Driscoll @alandriscoll.com · 10/09/2026
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Opium Tea comic strip: Giggle vs Chuckle.
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Alan Driscoll @alandriscoll.com · 04/09/2026
SHE LOVES IT WHEN A PLAN COMES TOGETHER.

J.K. Rowling funds Reduxx, an anti-trans hate site banned from Patreon for illegally selling brass knuckles. If you support J.K. Rowling in any way, you are supporting anti-trans violence.
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Alan Driscoll @alandriscoll.com · 27/08/2026
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Opium Tea comic strip: Ratko Mladic, Bosnian War Criminal.
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Alan Driscoll @alandriscoll.com · 23/08/2026
I went to see if she was going to finally go official with her endorsement of weapons-selling hate sites, and sure enough... If you support J.K. Rowling financially, you are now LITERALLY funding anti-trans hate and violence. This is not hyperbole. Reduxx really were selling illegal weapons.
J.K. Rowling donating to Genevieve Gluck of Reduxx.
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Alan Driscoll @alandriscoll.com · 22/08/2026
Apologies for the delay to those of you who've been holding it in, but the official opiumtea.com guide to the guidance is finally here. Follow us at @opiumtea.com or incentivise this nonsense at patreon.com/terfipedia. (1/6)
Opium Tea presents: The Sex Mates guide to Privacy, safety and dignity in the shitter.
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Alan Driscoll @alandriscoll.com · 18/08/2026
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Comic strip: The Adventures of Toby Young, The Grifting Cunt.
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Alan Driscoll @alandriscoll.com · 18/08/2026
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Opium Tea news. Heartbreaking: The Worst Person You Know Just Made a Terrible Point.
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Alan Driscoll @alandriscoll.com · 18/08/2026
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Opium Tea comic strip: The Adventures of Toby Young, The Grifting Cunt.
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Alan Driscoll @alandriscoll.com · 12/08/2026
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Opium Tea: SHARD 'N' FREUD.
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Alan Driscoll @alandriscoll.com · 10/08/2026
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Opium Tea news: Ricky Gervais announces new Netflix special 'Keyjangling'.
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Alan Driscoll @alandriscoll.com · 02/08/2026
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Opium Tea news: Serving cunt.
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Alan Driscoll @alandriscoll.com · 01/08/2026
The cupboards are bare, and grifters gonna grift. If you'd like to stick it to the billionaires, prevent me from having to choose between food and medication AND support double-threat anti-terf satire and propaganda busting, support via patreon.com/terfipedia is infinitely appreciated.
A screenshot of J.K. Rowling accusing me of grifting ironically juxtaposed with the Opium Tea and Terfipedia joint Patreon which currently brings in $21.21 a month.
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Alan Driscoll @alandriscoll.com · 31/07/2026
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Comic strip: J.K. Rowling, Animal Abuser.
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Alan Driscoll @alandriscoll.com · 30/07/2026
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Opium Tea comic strip: Wichita Linehan.
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Alan Driscoll @alandriscoll.com · 30/07/2026
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Opium Tea news: Elon Musk's racecar bed bursts into flames.
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Alan Driscoll @alandriscoll.com · 30/07/2026
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Opium Tea news: Cardboard cut-out of JK Rowling in LGB Alliance attic inexplicably becoming younger and more compassionate.
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Alan Driscoll @alandriscoll.com · 26/07/2026
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Opium Tea news: British terfs evolve advanced new gaslighting technique ‘Mega-Darvo’.
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Alan Driscoll @alandriscoll.com · 09/07/2026
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Opium Tea news: Count Binface suspends Clacton by-election campaign following sexual assault allegation from Henry Hoover.
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Alan Driscoll @alandriscoll.com · 26/06/2026
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Comic strip: David Earl Phones his Agent.
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Alan Driscoll @alandriscoll.com · 26/06/2026
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Comic strip: David Earl Phones his Agent.
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Alan Driscoll @alandriscoll.com · 20/06/2026
Opium Tea news: Local hooligans continue to target Allison Bailey's garden with cryptic littering.
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Alan Driscoll @alandriscoll.com · 15/05/2026
A sad day for antipodean phrenologists, as my grandmother used to say.
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‘Giggle’ founder Sall Grover under fire as members’ skull measurements leaked in security breach. - Opium Tea
Giggle markets itself as an online space “designed to give girls choice, control and connection”, with no men allowed on the app. The sign-up process involves a biometric scan in which the contours of...
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Alan Driscoll @alandriscoll.com · 05/05/2026
Opiumtea.com is back online! Let's celebrate with a flashback to happier legal judgements.
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Metro did not breach rules in describing Graham Linehan as a lying transphobic cunt. - Opium Tea
The Independent Press Standards Organisation (IPSO) has ruled that Metro did not breach media regulations when it described former comedy writer Graham Linehan as a “Lying Transphobic Cunt”. On 24th M...
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Alan Driscoll @alandriscoll.com · 06/12/2025
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Comic strip: The Adventures of Toby Young, The Grifting Cunt.
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Alan Driscoll @alandriscoll.com · 28/11/2025
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Opium Tea news: Divorce proceedings between LGB and TQ degenerate into bitter feud over custody of +.
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Alan Driscoll @alandriscoll.com · 18/12/2025
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Opium Tea news: Allison Bailey hails historic legal victory.
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Alan Driscoll @alandriscoll.com · 10/01/2026
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Opium Tea news: Grok update clearly trained on Epstein files.
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Alan Driscoll @alandriscoll.com · 28/01/2026
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Opium Tea news: Coming soon to NBC: Both recently divorced, and with ICE's immigration crackdown causing visa chaos, Rob Schneider and Graham Linehan are forced to get...  'Remarried'.
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Alan Driscoll @alandriscoll.com · 13/02/2026
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Opium Tea news: UK ban on bears making dirty protests in woodland areas deemed unlawful.
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Alan Driscoll @alandriscoll.com · 22/04/2026
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Comic strip: Joanne's Scarecrow.
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Alan Driscoll @alandriscoll.com · 03/01/2026
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Opium Tea news: International community expresses mild scepticism over Trump's plan to create 'Central American Superhighway' by filling the Panama Canal with the Gaza Strip.
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Alan Driscoll @alandriscoll.com · 18/12/2025
Opium Tea news: Strange man curiously invested in preventing children from reaching puberty.
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Alan Driscoll @alandriscoll.com · 16/12/2025
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Helen Joyce unable to accept Prospect Magazine’s ‘World’s Top Thinker’ award in person due to unforseen medical emergency.
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Alan Driscoll @alandriscoll.com · 16/12/2025
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Keir Starmer attempts to win back alienated youth voters with cameo in The Beano.
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Alan Driscoll @alandriscoll.com · 08/12/2025
When in doubt, follow the guidance at opiumtea.com. (1/4)
Opium Tea presents the Sex Mates Guide to single-sex spaces (toilets and that).
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Alan Driscoll @alandriscoll.com · 26/11/2025
Meanwhile, in a parallel universe...
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Graham Linehan apologises to trans community, opens up about mental health struggles. - Opium Tea
Little more than a year has passed since I last spent an hour in the company of Graham Linehan, yet the differences in his demeanour could not be more stark. Where once there was restlessness, there i...
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Alan Driscoll @alandriscoll.com · 25/11/2025
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”I was there that day. You know, the thing about a trans activist, they’ve got lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll’s eyes...”
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Alan Driscoll @alandriscoll.com · 25/11/2025
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Graham Linehan cleared of harassing trans activist but guilty of gingerly lowering a phone to the ground, as one might a delicate soufflé or sleeping baby.
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Alan Driscoll @alandriscoll.com · 23/11/2025
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Animal psychologists discover crows able to understand transphobic humour. - Opium Tea
Researchers at the University of Iowa, having previously established that crows and ravens are able to understand analogical thinking, have taken their findings a step further with the discovery that ...
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Alan Driscoll @alandriscoll.com · 21/11/2025
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Opium Tea news: Only 52 lesbians left in wild.
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Alan Driscoll @alandriscoll.com · 21/11/2025
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Opium Tea news. Heartbreaking: The Worst Person You Know Just Made a Terrible Point.
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Alan Driscoll @alandriscoll.com · 21/11/2025
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Hungover Suzanne Moore takes delivery of giant pink Indian wedding tent with cotton ceiling. - Opium Tea
A hungover and visibly sleep-deprived Suzanne Moore was awakened early this morning to sign for the delivery of a 15 metre wide, pink and white marquee designed for the hosting of traditional Indian w...
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Alan Driscoll @alandriscoll.com · 21/11/2025
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Opium Tea news: Dumped by Tunnock's over perjury allegations, LGB Alliance announce new sponsor for 2026 conference.
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Alan Driscoll @alandriscoll.com · 21/11/2025
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Man with orange for a head to sue genie responsible for granting wish - Opium Tea
A young British man who had his head replaced with a giant orange as part of a trilogy of wishes granted by a lamp-dwelling genie is suing the Arabian spirit in a historic legal action. He complains t...
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Alan Driscoll @alandriscoll.com · 21/11/2025
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Opium Tea news: Graham Linehan found guilty of harassment and criminal damage, sentenced to two years with Rob Schneider.
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Alan Driscoll @alandriscoll.com · 21/11/2025
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Cognitive Scientists Discover Helen Joyce Able to Recognise Reflection. - Opium Tea
Helen Joyce has been found to be able to recognise herself in a mirror, passing a test of self-recognition generally only achieved by some humans, apes and bottlenose dolphins.  Dr Alexandra MacLennan...
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Alan Driscoll @alandriscoll.com · 20/11/2025
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Reduxx co-founders accidentally befriend each other’s paedophile-hunting personas. - Opium Tea
Genevieve Gluck and Anna Slatz are the co-founders and chief contributors of Reduxx, a website devoted to trawling the global internet for examples of child sexual abuse that can be attributed to the ...
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Alan Driscoll @alandriscoll.com · 18/11/2025
You know who's NOT at the mercy of whatever Cloudfare is? Opium Tea.
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‘Giggle’ founder Sall Grover under fire as members’ skull measurements leaked in security breach. - Opium Tea
Giggle markets itself as an online space “designed to give girls choice, control and connection”, with no men allowed on the app. The sign-up process involves a biometric scan in which the contours of...
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Alan Driscoll @alandriscoll.com · 16/11/2025
Much more of this kind of thing at opiumtea.com.
Comic strip: Helen Joyce, Intellectual Giant.
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Alan Driscoll @alandriscoll.com · 16/11/2025
From our 2021 archives. Happier times for Tim Davie, when the BBC was still captured by TRAs with the power to silence women by getting a genocidal predator's rants grudgingly removed from an otherwise entirely anecdotal story about anonymous lesbians feeling pressured to sleep with trans women.
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Smirking, gum-chewing Tim Davie very sorry if Lily Cade offended you. - Opium Tea
Standing atop an upturned milk-crate during a reluctant, impromptu press conference outside Broadcasting House this morning, BBC Director General Tim Davie, slouching with hands in pockets, gave an of...
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