Matt @openswimmer7.bsky.social · 1hIf that doesn’t work, and I can see why it would, marmite on toast with a mug of tea and a couple of Neurofen works wonders for me. Bit short on idyllic naturist coves in this part of rural South Norfolk… 000
Matt @openswimmer7.bsky.social · 5hThe house we’re semi-detached with can’t see into our garden, and the new builds the other side aren’t lived in yet. Just builders in there still, and I don’t care if they see me. 010
Matt @openswimmer7.bsky.social · 5hThank you for letting me know, just annoyingly mislabelled when there’s only a bare bum showing whilst doing something as mundane as mowing the lawn. That’s just regular adulting, not Adult with a capital A! 130
Matt @openswimmer7.bsky.social · 6hSadly not. Just me, home alone, as my partner is in the London office today. 110
Matt @openswimmer7.bsky.social · 6hI’ve got long-overdue chores that need doing, but have been kept waiting by the garden 000
Matt @openswimmer7.bsky.social · 6hIt was due about seven hours ago on yesterday’s forecast. I was quite looking forward to it! 110
Matt @openswimmer7.bsky.social · 6hI usually get sexual content labels, and appeal them. Sometimes get a sexually suggestive one thrown in too - which I know I can be sometimes, but those aren’t the ones that get picked up! 120
Matt @openswimmer7.bsky.social · 7hI’d quite like it to, plants could do with a a soak - especially now I’ve been out with the dog. 110
Matt @openswimmer7.bsky.social · 7hWell, this is annoying. Appeals against sexually explicit adult content won’t submit. I know I think my garden’s beautiful, but it’s not explicit! 160
Matt @openswimmer7.bsky.social · 7hMet Office app said we were due to have it from around four this morning. Still not here… 110
Matt @openswimmer7.bsky.social · 7hThe forecast rain hasn’t yet arrived, so the dog’s been walked and the lawn mown while I had the chance. Still some lovely pops of colour, if you look for them. Now, time for brunch. 🍳 ☕️ 7760
Matt @openswimmer7.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I’ve been to nude yoga classes a couple of times. Very hands on! 🙌🏻 One of the lovely chaps I met there is now a follower here, and came to visit this summer 😊 010
Matt @openswimmer7.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Light white wisps of clouds above, and glorious pinks looking toward the sunrise from the bedroom. Beautiful. 2760
Matt @openswimmer7.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Portrait mode on my phone gives ‘mood’ and ‘style’ options rather than the usual filters on the timer photos. Muted and Stark sit either side of the Monochrome filter option. General preference seems to have been for the Stark version. Thank you for engaging 🤗 050
Matt @openswimmer7.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Hope you’re able to rest, relax and enjoy your holiday 010
Matt @openswimmer7.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Hmmm… temperatures set to drop later in the week, and rain in Wednesday. At least the garden will water itself and I can do some overdue indoor jobs. Make the most of your time in the sun ☀️ 110
Matt @openswimmer7.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Muted B&W or Stark B&W for monochrome Monday morning? Muted works for the alliteration, but I’m starkers, so both work. You choose. 81030
Matt @openswimmer7.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Good morning, man in the sunshine ☀️ Grey start to the day here ☁️ 110
Matt @openswimmer7.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Scotland’s better known for the moist sunshine, rather than the warm yellow kind. 110
Matt @openswimmer7.bsky.social · 04/10/2026It’s been glorious here, and still mild enough to be outside naked at gone six o’clock in October! It’ll be dark in not much more than an hour 😕 1220
Matt @openswimmer7.bsky.social · 04/10/2026A sunny afternoon of gathering next door’s windfalls, weeding and hoeing. Warm enough to get a sweat on 🥵 41070
Matt @openswimmer7.bsky.social · 04/10/2026There are worse places to spend a day than your garden. Look after yourself x 020
Matt @openswimmer7.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Tease! But the bath water will be cold by the time you get in, taking that long to get undressed 😉 110
Matt @openswimmer7.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I’m not going to ❤️ this because I don’t ❤️ that you’re feeing lurgyish. Hope you’re feeling better soon x 010
Matt @openswimmer7.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Thank you, and apologies. It’s Jocktober and I was inappropriately dressed, sorry. I am correctly attired today. 020
Matt @openswimmer7.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Friday evening smiliness. Freshly mown lush green lawn, a large G&T, naked in the garden and more pink skies. These are a few of my favourite things. 😊 3610
Matt @openswimmer7.bsky.social · 02/10/2026The Flamingo Friday theme continues with today’s flamingo socks and pink pants under work clothes. 3300