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Matt

@openswimmer7.bsky.social
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Comfortably naked, fond of flamingo themed swimwear when required 🦩 Usually to be found pottering about in our Norfolk garden with a mug of coffee, and clothes abandoned somewhere… Please do not repost images.

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Matt @openswimmer7.bsky.social · 1h
If that doesn’t work, and I can see why it would, marmite on toast with a mug of tea and a couple of Neurofen works wonders for me. Bit short on idyllic naturist coves in this part of rural South Norfolk…
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Matt @openswimmer7.bsky.social · 4h
Yippeee, the rain’s arrived! ☔️
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Matt @openswimmer7.bsky.social · 5h
Happy birthday to you 🥳
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Matt @openswimmer7.bsky.social · 5h
Glorious way to spend the day ☀️
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Matt @openswimmer7.bsky.social · 5h
The house we’re semi-detached with can’t see into our garden, and the new builds the other side aren’t lived in yet. Just builders in there still, and I don’t care if they see me.
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Matt @openswimmer7.bsky.social · 5h
Thank you for letting me know, just annoyingly mislabelled when there’s only a bare bum showing whilst doing something as mundane as mowing the lawn. That’s just regular adulting, not Adult with a capital A!
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Matt @openswimmer7.bsky.social · 6h
Sadly not. Just me, home alone, as my partner is in the London office today.
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Matt @openswimmer7.bsky.social · 6h
I’ve got long-overdue chores that need doing, but have been kept waiting by the garden
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Matt @openswimmer7.bsky.social · 6h
It was due about seven hours ago on yesterday’s forecast. I was quite looking forward to it!
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Matt @openswimmer7.bsky.social · 6h
I usually get sexual content labels, and appeal them. Sometimes get a sexually suggestive one thrown in too - which I know I can be sometimes, but those aren’t the ones that get picked up!
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Matt @openswimmer7.bsky.social · 7h
I’d quite like it to, plants could do with a a soak - especially now I’ve been out with the dog.
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Matt @openswimmer7.bsky.social · 7h
Well, this is annoying. Appeals against sexually explicit adult content won’t submit. I know I think my garden’s beautiful, but it’s not explicit!
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Matt @openswimmer7.bsky.social · 7h
Met Office app said we were due to have it from around four this morning. Still not here…
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Matt @openswimmer7.bsky.social · 7h
Thank you, I love it too!
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Matt @openswimmer7.bsky.social · 7h
The forecast rain hasn’t yet arrived, so the dog’s been walked and the lawn mown while I had the chance. Still some lovely pops of colour, if you look for them. Now, time for brunch. 🍳 ☕️
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Matt @openswimmer7.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I’ve been to nude yoga classes a couple of times. Very hands on! 🙌🏻 One of the lovely chaps I met there is now a follower here, and came to visit this summer 😊
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Matt @openswimmer7.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Join a nude online class? Two plusses!
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Matt @openswimmer7.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Light white wisps of clouds above, and glorious pinks looking toward the sunrise from the bedroom. Beautiful.
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Matt @openswimmer7.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Sounds a great day, enjoy
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Matt @openswimmer7.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Portrait mode on my phone gives ‘mood’ and ‘style’ options rather than the usual filters on the timer photos. Muted and Stark sit either side of the Monochrome filter option. General preference seems to have been for the Stark version. Thank you for engaging 🤗
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Matt @openswimmer7.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Hope you’re able to rest, relax and enjoy your holiday
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Matt @openswimmer7.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Brilliant!
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Matt @openswimmer7.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Still none here… it’s due on Wednesday 🤞🏼
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Matt @openswimmer7.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I’ve read a couple of those, I think. The circus guy?
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Matt @openswimmer7.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Hmmm… temperatures set to drop later in the week, and rain in Wednesday. At least the garden will water itself and I can do some overdue indoor jobs. Make the most of your time in the sun ☀️
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Matt @openswimmer7.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Still mild. Should hit 22° today.
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Matt @openswimmer7.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Muted B&W or Stark B&W for monochrome Monday morning? Muted works for the alliteration, but I’m starkers, so both work. You choose.
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Matt @openswimmer7.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Good morning, man in the sunshine ☀️ Grey start to the day here ☁️
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Matt @openswimmer7.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Clothes! 😱
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Matt @openswimmer7.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Lighting looks great!
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Matt @openswimmer7.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Scotland’s better known for the moist sunshine, rather than the warm yellow kind.
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Matt @openswimmer7.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It’s been glorious here, and still mild enough to be outside naked at gone six o’clock in October! It’ll be dark in not much more than an hour 😕
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Matt @openswimmer7.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A sunny afternoon of gathering next door’s windfalls, weeding and hoeing. Warm enough to get a sweat on 🥵
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Matt @openswimmer7.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
And not the last, I’m sure
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Matt @openswimmer7.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Mmm, tasty! 😋
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Matt @openswimmer7.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
There are worse places to spend a day than your garden. Look after yourself x
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Matt @openswimmer7.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
But you can always have another ☕️☕️
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Matt @openswimmer7.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Good to see you back commenting here again ❤️
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Matt @openswimmer7.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
😂
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Matt @openswimmer7.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Did he take a photo of your package as he delivered?
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Matt @openswimmer7.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Tease! But the bath water will be cold by the time you get in, taking that long to get undressed 😉
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Matt @openswimmer7.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Happy birthday! 🥳
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Matt @openswimmer7.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I’m not going to ❤️ this because I don’t ❤️ that you’re feeing lurgyish. Hope you’re feeling better soon x
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Matt @openswimmer7.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Thank you, and apologies. It’s Jocktober and I was inappropriately dressed, sorry. I am correctly attired today.
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Matt @openswimmer7.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Absolutely!
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Matt @openswimmer7.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Too kind, thank you ☺️
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Matt @openswimmer7.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Friday evening smiliness. Freshly mown lush green lawn, a large G&T, naked in the garden and more pink skies. These are a few of my favourite things. 😊
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Matt @openswimmer7.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I wouldn’t just try it on Fridays 😂
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Matt @openswimmer7.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The Flamingo Friday theme continues with today’s flamingo socks and pink pants under work clothes.
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Matt @openswimmer7.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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