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Comfortably naked, fond of flamingo themed swimwear when required 🦩 Usually to be found pottering about in our Norfolk garden with a mug of coffee, and clothes abandoned somewhere… Please do not repost images.

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Matt @openswimmer7.bsky.social · 22h
It’s a moist Norfolk FFFriday morning, so coffee is under the eaves of the cart lodge today. ☔️
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Matt @openswimmer7.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Fursday morning meander. Back to work today, but an enjoyable and productive couple of days off.
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Matt @openswimmer7.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
No such thing as too much cheese! Or so we thought, until we ordered cheese pizza in France…
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Matt @openswimmer7.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Beautiful start to Humpday. Got to pop into work for a bit this morning, but it looks as if normal service will be resumed this afternoon, naturally, for a bit of pottering around the garden.
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Matt @openswimmer7.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Boots on, there’s work to be done! 🥾🥾 Productive afternoon clearing the shed and space behind it. Now scope for a log store to fire the coil tub that’s in my plan for this area. The grass path is to move nearer the asparagus, creating a space for a small knot garden. 🪴 🪵 🛀🏼 🔥 🪴
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Matt @openswimmer7.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Snap! 🧺
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Matt @openswimmer7.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Glorious, isn’t it? Daft though, that you’re sitting in the sunshine in your garden, and I’m sitting in mine, not both in the same garden. Especially when I’ve got cake to share… ☀️ 🍰 🍰 ☀️
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Matt @openswimmer7.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Toast on a Tuesday. Outside. In October!
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Matt @openswimmer7.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Monochrome Monday, and the mornings are getting darker. Until the clocks change in a couple of weeks, when we’ll get more morning light for a short while.
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Matt @openswimmer7.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Thank you - and now you’ve seen what it looked like a couple of years ago.
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Matt @openswimmer7.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
It was! Followed by a topless trundle to a local windmill for an afternoon tour - with cake 😊
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Matt @openswimmer7.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
October gardening.
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Matt @openswimmer7.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Just realised I didn’t share the photos on here that I referred to, but on another platform… Pictured are stepson & me the day after we moved in, and then the other photos are a couple of weeks ago, two years on.
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Matt @openswimmer7.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Fresh sunny Sunday stroll down the garden. Less to do this time of year, and more time to enjoy. That said, I’ve a skip coming this week for a couple of clear out jobs. Those won’t much difference to the garden yet, but they’ll clear some head space on the mental list of things that need doing.
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Matt @openswimmer7.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Cheers, and a happy birthday suit to you! (And, may I say,what a slim suit it is!)
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Matt @openswimmer7.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Cool morning meander. Drier and brighter than yesterday, but a warm bath is appreciated after the fresh air 🛁
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Matt @openswimmer7.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Happy Fursday 🌅 A golden glow to the sky this morning, and a chill in the air, but the garden’s looking fresh after it’s soaking yesterday.
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Matt @openswimmer7.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Yippeee, the rain’s arrived! ☔️
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Matt @openswimmer7.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Well, this is annoying. Appeals against sexually explicit adult content won’t submit. I know I think my garden’s beautiful, but it’s not explicit!
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Matt @openswimmer7.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The forecast rain hasn’t yet arrived, so the dog’s been walked and the lawn mown while I had the chance. Still some lovely pops of colour, if you look for them. Now, time for brunch. 🍳 ☕️
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Matt @openswimmer7.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Light white wisps of clouds above, and glorious pinks looking toward the sunrise from the bedroom. Beautiful.
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Matt @openswimmer7.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Muted B&W or Stark B&W for monochrome Monday morning? Muted works for the alliteration, but I’m starkers, so both work. You choose.
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Matt @openswimmer7.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It’s been glorious here, and still mild enough to be outside naked at gone six o’clock in October! It’ll be dark in not much more than an hour 😕
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Matt @openswimmer7.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A sunny afternoon of gathering next door’s windfalls, weeding and hoeing. Warm enough to get a sweat on 🥵
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Matt @openswimmer7.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Friday evening smiliness. Freshly mown lush green lawn, a large G&T, naked in the garden and more pink skies. These are a few of my favourite things. 😊
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Matt @openswimmer7.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The Flamingo Friday theme continues with today’s flamingo socks and pink pants under work clothes.
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Matt @openswimmer7.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Matt @openswimmer7.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Followers who appreciate my fondness for a flamboyance of flamingos will understand my enjoyment of the sky’s colour this full frontal Friday 🦩
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Matt @openswimmer7.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Fursday sunshine in the much tidier veg garden. Not done winter planting previously, so need to figure out if I can put anything in over winter, or if I’m too late for that…
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Matt @openswimmer7.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
We did have incredible skies here though a couple of evenings ago when I took the dog out 🌅
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Matt @openswimmer7.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Humpday tidy of the veg beds. The muntjac may have scoffed all the courgettes, but some squash survived. Now to decide what to do with them… suggestions welcome!
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Matt @openswimmer7.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Made it into the greenhouse 🪴 🍅 🪴 Major trimming back, four buckets of growth taken, and still going. There’s lots of fruit in there, once I can find it! Hoping more light and air circulation will help it ripen 🤞🏼
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Matt @openswimmer7.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Mornings are noticeably darker, but warm still, so I’ll stay here and read a while before today’s pottering begins 📖 ☕️
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Matt @openswimmer7.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This chap might be able to help. Made me giggle yesterday when his post appeared alongside your ‘massive cock’ post in my feed 🤭
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Matt @openswimmer7.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Monochrome Monday moon 🌕
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Matt @openswimmer7.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Me - with a small tripod and ten second timer on my phone. Occasionally my partner takes some, but he’s usually still asleep while I have my morning meanders 😴
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Matt @openswimmer7.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Coffee at the end of the garden this morning, looking much better now the old fence panels are cleared. I’ve a winter project in mind to reshape this area, make the pathway to the fields more accessible, and in the longer term add a coil tub… watch this space!
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Matt @openswimmer7.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The moonlight is bright tonight 🌕
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Matt @openswimmer7.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Sunny Saturday. It’s been warm and dry for a while, so the watering can is back in action… 💦
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Matt @openswimmer7.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
NSEW: four directions for Full Frontal Friday 🧭
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Matt @openswimmer7.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Isn’t it just glorious? ☀️
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Matt @openswimmer7.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Back end fully loaded, clothes ditched 🥳
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Matt @openswimmer7.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Considerably overdressed for such a beautiful day. The sooner I get the car loaded with scratchy broken fence panels, the sooner normal naked service can be resumed.
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Matt @openswimmer7.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A fine start to a Fursday off 🌅
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Matt @openswimmer7.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
She blooms!
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Matt @openswimmer7.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Like this? Back in early spring, shovelling more topsoil into the borders 🪏 🥾🥾
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Matt @openswimmer7.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Humpday off and dry weather means mowing. Ryobi mower, edger and blower, but mother-in-law-to-be’s hand held sheep shears are best for the curved edge to the circle.
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Matt @openswimmer7.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Humpday trip to Tesco started out as just topless - for me and the car, but once the (clothed) shopping was done, the drive home was enjoyed naturally 🌤️ 🤓
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Matt @openswimmer7.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Early Humpday meander. Mornings are darkening, but are still warm.
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Matt @openswimmer7.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
How many more evenings will we have mild enough to sit out with a post-work cuppa? Make the most of it, while we can!
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