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Son of a 🔫 Don't Run When I🥒💦

@onyxwasson.bsky.social
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I'm a mutt now I'm a slut now I'ma put eleven inches in your butt now Just the way I move my hips'll make you nut now Cause I'm a mutt now And you're my slut now Look out for NSFW and shitposting 🌈🔞

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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
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🥖Kekeflipnote🥖 @kekeflipnote.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
It's time for the passing year! ✨🌟✨Happy new year!!✨🌟✨ Wishing you the best as always, health and success for you through 2026! Keep it up!
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
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Li Chen @exocomics.com · 29/12/2025
daily routine
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Son of a 🔫 Don't Run When I🥒💦 @onyxwasson.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
ou’ll be visited by three spirits The three spirits:
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Austin Lee Matthews 🐭 @amtrax.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
youtube.com/shorts/Dm_Yy... God this kills me in the best way
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Yas Queen #sailormoon #teamfourstar #anime
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-ICΞPHΞR- Commissions Open @icepher.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Bats forever🦇 #Dispatch #Sonar
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M7 @m7ishere.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Sonar 🦇 #dispatch
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WADA 🪷 @bigwadaart.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
"You, too, can have incredible views like this is you sign up for a private consultation session with Jimmy at Big Wada Workout! ...What do you mean he doesn't work here? He's booked out for three weeks! Hell, get him a t-shirt or something." For @toomanyjs.bsky.social
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Piti Yindee @pitiyindee.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Look at this cup I'm holding ☕️
Hank's holding a cup and you must look at the cup he's holding
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Son of a 🔫 Don't Run When I🥒💦 @onyxwasson.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Every time I see Hank thirst trappin I think of this Drawfee moment:
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Son of a 🔫 Don't Run When I🥒💦 @onyxwasson.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
The Sodomite Agenda: A book setting a series of time slot for which thug daddiez I'm gonna fuck wit
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Son of a 🔫 Don't Run When I🥒💦 @onyxwasson.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Does anyone else feel weird about there being so much TMNT porn when the turtles are canonically... well, teens?
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Son of a 🔫 Don't Run When I🥒💦 @onyxwasson.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Jay Jones' tweets, according to Miyares and Earle-Sears:
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 22/10/2025
romansleftshoulderpad on tumblr: "Family isn't genes and DNA, Family is your discord server full of gay nerds that send each other memes"
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Son of a 🔫 Don't Run When I🥒💦 @onyxwasson.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
I love that some people are so emotionally attached to AI that they consider "clanker" a slur
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Son of a 🔫 Don't Run When I🥒💦 @onyxwasson.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
Alts for your lewd daki-humping pleasure
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Son of a 🔫 Don't Run When I🥒💦 @onyxwasson.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
Enjoying a nap in the cool early autumn breeze~ Been wanting a dakimakura of Onyx for the longest time Artwork by the ever-lovely @nokemy.bsky.social
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Son of a 🔫 Don't Run When I🥒💦 @onyxwasson.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
Enjoying a nap in the cool early autumn breeze~ Been wanting a dakimakura of Onyx for the longest time Artwork by the ever-lovely @nokemy.bsky.social
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Son of a 🔫 Don't Run When I🥒💦 @onyxwasson.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
So a few notes I have about the most recent Earle-Sears ad with the sound clip from the 10/9 VA gubernatorial debate:
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FSL6 @fsl6.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
My favorite fur collar dino!🦖
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Whack! @whacktheracc.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
~ Oh, hey! You're pretty good! 🦊 Kuro's fighting style is a mixture of jiu jitsu and pro wrestling, so here the boi is wearin' a gi! #OC #Furry #Art 👉 HD: (www.furaffinity.net/view/62683024/) (‼️ Special news! Halloween post will be uploaded soon, Oct 21st! My Bluesky-versary! 🎃)
Kuro, an athletic anthropomorphic red fox, is wearing a gi with a black belt and a green sports headband. He is rubbing the back of his neck while grinning. He is slightly sweating, as well as slightly scratched and scuffed. His gi is quite loose and falling off his shoulder, exposing his bare chest.
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Son of a 🔫 Don't Run When I🥒💦 @onyxwasson.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
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Son of a 🔫 Don't Run When I🥒💦 @onyxwasson.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
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Son of a 🔫 Don't Run When I🥒💦 @onyxwasson.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
Is it rude to say that - at least locally - Grubhub drivers seem to give far fewer shits than Doordash drivers? I've had fewer problems with them, and those I've had tend to be vendor-side, whereas Grubhub tends to deliver to the wrong place, forget drinks, or scam/steal like half the time
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Lætus @bajamothblast.vanadiel.network · 02/10/2024
now that it's october im legally allowed to post this
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Seitan is Real 🔞 @seitanicbeef.bsky.social · 09/12/2023
Uh, same as my long twitter post, here's the reason why I'm active again.
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Jacob T. Levy @jacobtlevy.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
Again. One of the only things I’m enjoying about the LLM era is the subplot about Musk’s toy saying true things and getting in trouble, so that Musk has to reach in and turn up the dial marked “racism,” at which point the toy turns into a deranged Nazi, the dial gets eased down, repeat
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Son of a 🔫 Don't Run When I🥒💦 @onyxwasson.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Mega Hawlucha and Mega Malamar watching Raichu get two megas be like:
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Son of a 🔫 Don't Run When I🥒💦 @onyxwasson.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
CW: politics rant Love how VA gubernatorial candidate Winsome Earle-Sears went straight from a CNN interview saying "I want to talk about real issues" to fearmongering ads claiming Abigail Spanberger will turn VA into a woke hellscape where "boys share a locker room with little girls."
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Taran Fiddler @tfiddlerart.bsky.social · 12/10/2024
Weretober2024 Day 12! Serpent 🐍
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P&R Industries @prindustries.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
I'm still thinking about this... #furry
Image showing a younger Fred and Will, with Fred (in undies) looking down Wills shorts.
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Inspirational Skeletor @skeletorinspires.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
The worst enemy to creativity is self doubt. Says Skeletor lounging nude with obviously very little doubt.
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♫♪ ZACKAMPEREZ ♪♫ @zackamperez.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
This will be my only contribution for the Mega #malamar from #pokemon ZA
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Son of a 🔫 Don't Run When I🥒💦 @onyxwasson.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
I realize that's his staff but I like to imagine him shouting this while grinding on a stripper pole
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Son of a 🔫 Don't Run When I🥒💦 @onyxwasson.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Does this mean Medicaid can deny me a kidney transplant if the donor organ comes from a biofemale, even if it's otherwise viable? Since the surgery is a medical procedure resulting in my having a partially-female urinary system? Yeah, slippery slope, but nuance is hardly conservatives' strong suit.
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Son of a 🔫 Don't Run When I🥒💦 @onyxwasson.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
If only there were some sort of policies or restrictions put into place to keep guns out of the hands of people who have a risk of committing shootings of this type... 🤔
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Son of a 🔫 Don't Run When I🥒💦 @onyxwasson.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
If you see this post your transformation sequence
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Son of a 🔫 Don't Run When I🥒💦 @onyxwasson.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
...was this something that was actually in contention by anyone with half a braincell and the means/will to do research into such matters?
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Son of a 🔫 Don't Run When I🥒💦 @onyxwasson.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
Me when some nerd tells me to touch grass:
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Son of a 🔫 Don't Run When I🥒💦 @onyxwasson.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
Giraffe fursonas. Long neck but otherwise normal height, or normal proportions but excessively tall?
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Son of a 🔫 Don't Run When I🥒💦 @onyxwasson.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
I don't know if I count as a furry but my fursona sure as hell does
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Son of a 🔫 Don't Run When I🥒💦 @onyxwasson.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
Additional political take: why is it the conservative go-to thing now to say they aren't a "career polititian?" Like bitch if you've ever held a government office, politics IS your career right now, like what tf you mean bro?
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Son of a 🔫 Don't Run When I🥒💦 @onyxwasson.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
I love how incredibly predictable the VA gubernatorial election ads have been. They started with a vagueness that made me unsure what Spanberger and Earle-Sears' parties and stances were without some research, then the attack ads boil down to, "don't vote for them because they're in that party"
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Son of a 🔫 Don't Run When I🥒💦 @onyxwasson.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
Who's got a nicer feather dick, Reshiram or Mega Hawlucha?
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Molotov Cocktail @mollycocktail.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
🤘🏻🔥
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Son of a 🔫 Don't Run When I🥒💦 @onyxwasson.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
I wonder what - if anything - can be done to keep delivery services from sending drivers to the wrong address? I've had this happen on easily half the orders I've placed after sundown. "We'll do better next time" is a useless sentiment if you just don't actually do better
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Son of a 🔫 Don't Run When I🥒💦 @onyxwasson.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
TBF so do I
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The Onion @theonion.com · 25/08/2025
Rock Looked Way Cooler Wet
Rock Looked Way Cooler Wet
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Son of a 🔫 Don't Run When I🥒💦 @onyxwasson.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
I'm not like other grills Her: Me:
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