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Waylon Jennings-Yutani

@ontopic.bsky.social
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my life is nothing I thought it should be and everything I was worried it would become because for 50 seconds I thought there was monsters on the world

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Waylon Jennings-Yutani @ontopic.bsky.social · 5h
I haven’t seen the “post a billion times so no one can call you an idiot” move in a long time.
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Waylon Jennings-Yutani @ontopic.bsky.social · 7h
Outstanding Achievement in Standing Regular.
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Waylon Jennings-Yutani @ontopic.bsky.social · 7h
I’m sure Bored Ape Pizza Cubes will be just as good.
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Waylon Jennings-Yutani @ontopic.bsky.social · 8h
It was on this day that Omar Gooding became the truly wild and crazy kid.
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Waylon Jennings-Yutani @ontopic.bsky.social · 8h
Democrats love to wander into the field full of rakes, and will become bigots to gain entry.
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Waylon Jennings-Yutani @ontopic.bsky.social · 9h
… Rick Bick?
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Waylon Jennings-Yutani @ontopic.bsky.social · 13h
They do suck like that
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Waylon Jennings-Yutani @ontopic.bsky.social · 13h
Always Mormons
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Waylon Jennings-Yutani @ontopic.bsky.social · 16h
Imagine bragging about turning yourself into wire mother.
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Waylon Jennings-Yutani @ontopic.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Isn’t he the guy who used to use ShellenbergerMD as a twitter handle then claimed it was because he’s from Maryland?
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Waylon Jennings-Yutani @ontopic.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
That comment section
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Waylon Jennings-Yutani @ontopic.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Isn’t “calling the hogs” a core tenet of male homosexuality?
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Waylon Jennings-Yutani @ontopic.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
She’s also crazy.
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Waylon Jennings-Yutani @ontopic.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
“This computer program just did something you would expect a computer program to do. We can extrapolate this to all world ideas and industries.”
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Waylon Jennings-Yutani @ontopic.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Maybe that was the least problematic letter they got condemning the democratic candidate.
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Waylon Jennings-Yutani @ontopic.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I would go so far as to say that “outspoken Republican is a pedophile” predates covid. Possibly the concept of vaccines.
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Waylon Jennings-Yutani @ontopic.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Someone on here basically said that the level of ‘elder care’ that being in congress affords is essentially unavailable in the market for any amount of money.
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Waylon Jennings-Yutani @ontopic.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Batman
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Waylon Jennings-Yutani @ontopic.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I feel like, were one barred from consulting actual barbecue forums, that woilnt be the worst place to start looking for propane smoker advice.
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Waylon Jennings-Yutani @ontopic.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
You do have to marvel at the fact that we made the earth’s shittiest guy president.
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Waylon Jennings-Yutani @ontopic.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Mickey Moue How To Kill
ALT: Mickey Moue How To Kill
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Waylon Jennings-Yutani @ontopic.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Hitler would eat 15 amphetamines and shoot himself in the head. Food for thought…
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Waylon Jennings-Yutani @ontopic.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The kid who fell into Willy Wonka’s river of chocolate is all grown up, and he’s a piece of shit!
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Waylon Jennings-Yutani @ontopic.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Was this message meant for your colon?
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Waylon Jennings-Yutani @ontopic.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
You’re still here?
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Waylon Jennings-Yutani @ontopic.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
yeah, basically
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Waylon Jennings-Yutani @ontopic.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
New DNC slogan just dropped
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Waylon Jennings-Yutani @ontopic.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Maxine Waters Zoom In
ALT: Maxine Waters Zoom In
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Waylon Jennings-Yutani @ontopic.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
A car like Fred Willard’s pipe organ
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Waylon Jennings-Yutani @ontopic.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
even better that’s a real demographic of elderly right wingers who don’t believe they’re right wing.
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Waylon Jennings-Yutani @ontopic.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The British were a mistake.
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Waylon Jennings-Yutani @ontopic.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
He is the most reliable tiny ex-gay cowboy political pundit that I’m aware of. Also the least, to be fair.
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Waylon Jennings-Yutani @ontopic.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Waylon Jennings-Yutani @ontopic.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The funnier answer is, young enough that I don’t remember, commercials for the broadway productions of Cats and Zorba the Greek used to terrify me.
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Waylon Jennings-Yutani @ontopic.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The movie came out a decade before I was born, I have no idea how I saw it.
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Waylon Jennings-Yutani @ontopic.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Weirdly, the dead kid in the “United Appeal for the Dead” segment of Kentucky Fried Movie.
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Waylon Jennings-Yutani @ontopic.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Your mindless cynicism makes you seem cool and mysterious.
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Waylon Jennings-Yutani @ontopic.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Her biggest role had her fourth billed behind Megatron.
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Waylon Jennings-Yutani @ontopic.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
You’re never going to beat comforting lies and scapegoating if you are at all moored in reality, especially in the media environment we have.
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Waylon Jennings-Yutani @ontopic.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
In fairness, white people do be driving like that.
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Waylon Jennings-Yutani @ontopic.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Any excuse: youtu.be/Y1WlBBVPMJo?...
youtu.be
Daytona USA (Arcade) - Attract Theme (Let's Go Away)
YouTube video by Awk Tapus
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Waylon Jennings-Yutani @ontopic.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Fossyjawmaxxing
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Waylon Jennings-Yutani @ontopic.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Big Oof Size Meme
ALT: Big Oof Size Meme
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Waylon Jennings-Yutani @ontopic.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Bee-hWHEEM-uth
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Waylon Jennings-Yutani @ontopic.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Counterpoint: they’re not and it never is.
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Waylon Jennings-Yutani @ontopic.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I’m learning, and more importantly: I’m listening.
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Waylon Jennings-Yutani @ontopic.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Exaaactly
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Waylon Jennings-Yutani @ontopic.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I did cause a catastrophic natural disaster with my relentless pursuit and promotion of fossil fuel extraction, so yah, they got me.
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Waylon Jennings-Yutani @ontopic.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
They should move that film into the frickin’ documentary section at blockbuster in my opinion.
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Waylon Jennings-Yutani @ontopic.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
We frew up, dwill sergeant
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