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Sometimes runs Mario and smashes bros Git gud but have fun along the way PP by @hypohate.bsky.social He/him 🏳️‍🌈 Born '96

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oNoise @onoise.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Das wird ja immer besser wtf jeder zweite Satz den sie da raushaut
meme of one of the disney princesses smiling with the text internally screaming below
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oNoise @onoise.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
CN Alcohol Seems like customers started ordering AI generated cocktail recipes in Supermarket Simulator lol (Garlic, dishwasher tabs and Whiskey)
Screenshot from the game Supermarket Simulator with German text. It shows a shopping list containing three items. Garlic, Dishwasher tabs and Whiskey. The original words are Knoblauch, Spülmaschinentab and Whiskey.
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oNoise @onoise.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Okay moment nachfrage: Über welchen dieser beiden hier reden wir? Den Plant Hotdog (erstes Bild) hab ich schon seit ner Weile nicht mehr gesehen. Den Gemüse Hotdog (zweites Bild) hab ich die Woche in Dresden erst gegessen.
Der Ikea Plant-Hotdog in einer Hand  mit Senf draufDer Ikea Gemüse Hotdog mit toppings drauf und einem Becher daneben
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oNoise @onoise.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Listen I could try to elaborate but I won't. I'll just leave this here.
Meme of Lisa Simpson giving a presentation. The text reads "I prefer remixes of old songs over the original"
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oNoise @onoise.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Stolen from @ambercyprian.bsky.social :) Can be anything, videogames, movies, shows, whatever. If I don't know something I'll google for pictures and will choose based on vibes :P Let me have it!
Black text on blue background that reads "Give me a franchise and I'll tell you my favorite character"
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oNoise @onoise.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Möther, feed me
Photo of a black cat with white feet asking for food. She's standing on her hindlegs pawing at the closed door in front of her, looking up at the camera. She's moving so the photo is a bit blurry, giving her a bit of a cryptid vibe.
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oNoise @onoise.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Bonus: Sometimes she likes to eat at the table like a lady
Photo of a black cat sitting on the edge of a couch, eating from a bowl that's on the couch table in front of her
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oNoise @onoise.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
I'm at the Burger King I'm at the Taco Bell I'm at the combination Burger King and Taco Bell
Photo of a Burger King and Taco Bell that share an entrance
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oNoise @onoise.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
One of my absolute pet peeves is sinks that are designed like this. I get that you want to look fancy and have sinks that are bigger than just the space you need. BUT AT LEAST MAKE THE FAUCET LONG ENOUGH TO LET ME FIT MY REGULAR SIZED HANDS UNDER IT!
photo of a rectangular sink made from grey stone and a black faucet that is built in a way that the waterstream just barely goes in the sink, leaving maybe 5cm space for you to actually wash your hands
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oNoise @onoise.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Reminder that flipping tables and yelling at people is absolutely within the scope of christian behavior. So sorry for your loss.
Painting of Jesus flipping the mechant's table in front of the temple
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oNoise @onoise.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
This took me about 15 minutes. I used pixelframe.design for the base and then added the head in with MS Paint. I have zero experience in graphic design or anything like that. It was a lot of fun and didn't evaporate half a lake in the process. Go give it a try. Make stupid memes by hand.
An image photoshopped to look like a Burger King ad only it says "Borger Kong, Leader of the Brunch since 1981" and has a picture of Donkey Kongs head poorly edited into it.
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oNoise @onoise.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Here it is. In all its glory. This is a community built event. There are no sponsors or shareholders or any of that crap you have to impress or fake professionalism for. (Even tho we did later get a few sponsors)
A banner for a Super Smash Bros tournament, drawn very crudely in MS Paint.
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oNoise @onoise.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Kennt ihr Artists die Schlüsselbänder verkaufen? Also nicht Schlüsselanhänger sondern die langen Bänder wo der Schlüsselbund mit Schlüsseln und Schlüsselanhängern dann dran ist (Bild nur Symbolisch, muss nicht genau so ein Modell sein aber sowas in die Richtung)
Ein rotes Schlüsselband
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oNoise @onoise.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Alt text continuation
Part two of ALT text: 2. An extension of point number 1: Did I really think I was the only person on earth who gives a shit about perfectionism? Of course not. Every other person on earth who put out a creative piece of work is just as concerned as me and just as bummed out about the mediocrity of the results. The only difference is that they tried and they got something out of it. If the idea is really just that good just fucking go back to it later. Again and again, better this time. It's not a big deal.
3. I promise so much of this is just rooted to tempering down your ego and it genuinely is nuts how low self-esteem and being full of yourself are concepts that just feed into one another but I believe that once you're aware of this you can find some balance. Not everyday, some days are just bad. It happens. But just keep that in mind. OK!
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oNoise @onoise.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Added alt text. Also I just wanna say: I'm not an artist and I have ADHD and no autism and this was still basically my main take away from therapy the last few years. If you're neurodivergent please give this a read, it's worth it I promise.
Post by eldritchdilf. The "frustration tolerance" post has generated a lot of reactions and I wish I could keep up and read all of them, but it got me going into a lot of introspection and how I got over the "inaction due to perfectionism" issue.
Important note: I'm autistic but I don't have ADHD. It came as a surprise to me that severale people were new to the phrase "Frustration tolerance" and it is worth mentioning that this is a concept I learned during my time as a clinician in occupational therapy when working with kids on the spectrum, which yes, absolutely involves autism and ADHD, and you should know it's not your fault, but this should also give you a clue that this is something that can be worked on.
Tough self-talk (though, not derogatory mind you) may not work for some of you, but it does for me, and the next lines might be unpleasant to hear. Also a disclaimer that this is all very specific to me and my experiences so take it with a grain of salt.
1. I found that the root cause of the "inaction due to perfectionism" is ego. I think about myself too fucking much. Drawing is just another problem that can be solved with a logical series of steps (practice, study, repetition). Deep down you know this. The problem is that this logic breaks down if you think of yourself as an exception to the rule for whatever reason, for instance if you were like me and was told at a young age that I was naturally gifted at drawing and didn't need further studies (I didn't start actually studying until I was 21-22). Well! Tough shit. But also I'm a grown-ass man who gives a fuck what my high school teachers said about me. The faster you get your head out of your ass about the gifted kid bullshit and just think of yourself as just another average schmuck the faster and more efficiently you can put in mileage and get things going. ALT text limit reached, continued in next post.
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oNoise @onoise.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
meme of Aaron Paul screaming "No!"
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oNoise @onoise.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Thank you internet stranger, this is the best art I've ever seen in my entire life. Go to youraislopbores.me it is so much fun. And larping as AI is a fun creative exercise cause you have to come up with a funny answer in 60 seconds.
Screenshot of a conversation using the linked website. I asked "I want to see a luigiboard". The ai player drew an absolute masterpiece of a skateboard with luigis face on it.
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oNoise @onoise.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Amogus
The above image but flipped 180° with the red among us character stretched so it matches the outline of the bread
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oNoise @onoise.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Mein Gehirn hat mir bei dem Kommentar direkt das hier ausgespuckt
Der Nintendo Charakter Diddy Kong, der mit einer Holzpistole eine Erdnuss verschießt. Das Profilbild von Wurzelmann wurde krude über Diddy Kongs Gesicht editiert.
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oNoise @onoise.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Ich hass es hier.
Screenshot aus dem Artikel. „Künstliche Intelligenz“ soll Symptome auswerten
Wer sich krank fühlt, soll künftig auch über die ePA-App eine digitale Ersteinschätzung einholen können. Mit Hilfe eines Fragenkatalogs sollen Versicherte dann erfahren, ob ihre Symptome den Gang zur Hausärztin oder gar zur Notfallambulanz rechtfertigen.

Diese Auswertung soll offenbar auch mit Hilfe sogenannter Künstliche Intelligenz erfolgen. Ohnehin soll KI laut Warken „in Zukunft da eingesetzt werden können, wo sie die Qualität der Behandlung erhöht, beim Dokumentationsaufwand entlastet oder bei der Kommunikation unterstützt“. Bis 2028 sollen beispielsweise mehr als 70 Prozent der Einrichtungen in der Gesundheits- und Pflegeversorgung KI-gestützte Dokumentation nutzen – ungeachtet der hohen Risiken etwa für die Patientensicherheit oder die Autonomie der Leistungserbringer. Dafür will das BMG „unnötigen bürokratischen Aufwand“ für KI-Anbieter reduzieren. Das Ministerium strebt dafür mit Blick auf den Digitalen Omnibus der EU-Kommission „eine gezielte Anpassung der KI-Verordnung“ an.
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oNoise @onoise.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
I commissioned this years ago, it's still one of my favorite pictures of my sona. Go support Kati, she's very gud :3
My fursona, a bear with yellow fur, pink hair and a red tank top making a derpy face. Drawn by Kati Knitt
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oNoise @onoise.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Letters of the alphabet have the grammatically neutral gender so it should be "Das M"
screnshot from the incredibles of mr incredible sitting at a table talking angrily
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oNoise @onoise.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
Credit @cakeandcrows.bsky.social (I think). The fourth picture especially captures my experience with gender so well. I want things out of both boxes but I hate that they are in the boxes to begin with. Just dump the boxes on the floor and let me pick and choose.
A four panel comic black lines on white background by artist cakeandcrows2020. Panel one shows a person standing in front of two small boxes. One box has the male symbol on it the other one the female symbol. The person looks at them in thought and says "hmm". In panel two the person put one foot in each box, awkwardly squatting over them and says "Hmm" slightly louder and with a slightly unsatisfied facial expression. Panel three has the person sitting in the female box with the male box on it's head (the person is too big for the boxes). They are still thinking "hmmm" but even louder. Panel four shows the person on all fours, putting both feet in the female box and both hands in the male box. The position looks uncomfortable, their facial expression seems strained and the person thinks even louder still: "Hmmm"
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oNoise @onoise.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
An den hier kommt nichts ran. Wenn der zu intensiv ist probier die anderen von der Marke die sind allesamt bisschen milder. Zweiter Favorit ist Ananas Curry aber da muss ich grad Bock drauf haben. Was ich in letzter Zeit auch sehr mag ist der pikante Hummus (gleiche Marke aber im Kühlregal).
Ein Glas Veganer Tomate Basilikum Aufstrich von Kaufland Marke Take it Veggie
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oNoise @onoise.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
“I’m just going to watch Shrek in my head.”
As a little kid, I was SOOOOOO damn obsessed with Shrek.

I mean the kind of obsessed where I’d watch it over and over again days in a row. It was all I ever wanted to watch.

It got to the point where I had memorised it word-for-word, and beat-for-beat. This meant that, somehow, I could watch it in my head—timed perfectly. No fast forwarding, no skipping.

Now this was fine for car trips and such, because my dad would be like “Hey do you want some colouring-in to do?” And id be like “Nah, I’m going to watch Shrek in my head.”

Ocassionally my dad would ask where I was up to in the movie—just to check on me.

Youre probably thinking Huh that’s weird but cool I guess?

Wrong. Sort of.

It got so bad that I’d watch it in my head at night before I went to sleep. My dad would literally check on me at night, notice I was blankly staring up at the ceiling, and have to yell “Stop watching Shrek and go to sleep!”
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oNoise @onoise.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
This artist just randomly drew a thirsttrap version of me :D Apart from the level of buffness and the exact piercings, beard and haircolor this is eerily accurate (also you should follow D.J. they make great stuff!)
Selfie of me, white person with short red hair, blue eyes, a helix ring and a pink gummybear earring, short brown chinbeard and black clothes, smiling into the camera
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oNoise @onoise.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
Managed to get my sob under 51! We're not back yet but we're getting there!
Sum of best Segments 50:59
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oNoise @onoise.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
Diesen Punkt müssen wir noch viel viel mehr verinnerlichen. Manche Sachen sind einfach grundsätzlich nicht Nachhaltig und selbst in der grünsten Utopie werden sie niemals nachhaltig werden können. Siehe auch Individualverkehr, (momentan üblicher) Fleischkonsum, und noch viel mehr
Abschnitt aus dem zitierten Artikel: Klar könnten Schiffe möglicherweise irgendwann aus einem möglichen Überfluss aus Erneuerbaren Energien gespeist werden und Müll besser als heute vermeiden. Aber eine schwimmende Stahlstadt herzustellen und zu bewegen, um tausende Menschen auf eine Luxusreise über die Weltmeere zu machen, wird nie „nachhaltig“ sein.
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oNoise @onoise.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
I am looking respectfully meme
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oNoise @onoise.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
ADHD medication really feels like a monkey's paw kinda deal. Vivance gives me a few hours of hyperfocus but also makes me forget anything that's not physically in front of me. But hey at least my laundry is done so it was all worth it
A sign that says 0 days since last time I almost burned down the kitchen because my ADHD meds made me forget that I put a pizza in my oven
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oNoise @onoise.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
Feel free to include obscure titles, if I don't know something I'll do a quick google search and tell you my first impression.
Black text on white background, which states the following:
"Tell me a video game name and I'm going to tell you my honest opinion about"
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oNoise @onoise.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
An old meme that says "I'm in this photo and I don't like it"
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oNoise @onoise.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
Drove by a sick band name yesterday
A blue sign by the side of the road that reads "Helmetal"
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oNoise @onoise.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
Hab vor paar Jahren so eine Kühlmatte für Hunde geschenkt bekommen und das ist ein Gamechanger vorallem abends zum einschlafen.
Hund der auf einer blauen Kühlmatte liegt
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oNoise @onoise.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Zwei Banger an einer Tonne
Foto von einem Mülleimer mit zwei Stickern drauf. Auf dem ersten steht Saurier-Fans gegen rechts. Darunter ist ein süßer vierbeiniger Dino der in ein Hakenkreuz reinbeißt.

Der zweite Sticker sieht aus wie die Nutriscore Grafik auf Lebensmitteln nur dass hier statt ABCD die Buchstaben ACAB stehen.
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oNoise @onoise.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
without downloading new pics, describe your gender
One of the crew members from Among Us wearing a pink spacesuit and a yellow post it note on the face that says "dum"
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oNoise @onoise.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
I've learned the name of this one because of Banjo Tooie :D
Screenshot of the N64 video game Banjo Tooie showing Scrotty, a grey blue Styracosaurus sittinh on a pile of hay in a cave.
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oNoise @onoise.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Only king I acknowledge
Screenshot of the video game Conker's Bad Fur Day for the N64 showing a big throne cushioned with red velvet. Sitting on it is Conker, the protagonist of the game. A humanoid red squirrel wearing a blue sweater and sneakers. A big golden crown is crookedly placed on his head and he is holding a glass of milk in one hand. He stares into the camera with a sinister smile.
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oNoise @onoise.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
I don't drink but I have this conversation in my brain more often than I'd like to admit :') (Go read QC it's very good: questionablecontent.net)
The current strip of the webcomic Questionable Content by Jeph Jacques titled Short Attention Span Theater. Panel One shows Liz, a young white woman with short black hair enter from the left. She is drunk, wears a white tank top, carries a bent golf club and yells: "The beast is dead. I am victorious." referencing a Pinata she just destroyed. On a couch to her right sits Marten, a young man a few years older than her. He too has short black hair and is wearing an olive shirt. With a smirk he replies: "Well done, Beowulf." In Panel two Liz looks up wondering "There was something else I was gonna do. Before." Marten puts his hand on his head saying "You were about to make a bad decision and we were trying to talk you out of it." Panel three Liz points at Marten asking "A fun bad decision or a bad bad decision?" Marten replies: "Bad bad." Panel four shows Liz thinking about it. Panel five Liz thinks about it some more and looks at Marten critically. Panel six Liz, with a drunken smile on her face says: "Tell me what it was. I wanna do it." Marten points off screen with a (faked) surprised look and exclaims "Oh my god! A second pinata!"
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oNoise @onoise.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
Screenshot from a first generation Pokemon game that says It's super effective!
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oNoise @onoise.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Diese Szene war so stark in meinem Kopf, dass ichs editen musste I'm sorry :D
Picture of 6 medium sized birds, sitting on two big tree branches drifting in a river. Four of them sit on the right branch and two on the left one. One of the two on the left is turned to the group of four on the right and says "omg hi guys can I join you on the cool kids branch?". The other one on the left branch says "Robert, you're 43 - stop bothering the teenagers"
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oNoise @onoise.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
This one was a banger. And the soundtrack slaps too.
Box art of the N64 game Chameleon Twist showing a blue anthropomorphized chameleon using their long tounge to catch a caterpillar enemy. There's various other enemies from the game in the background
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oNoise @onoise.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
I'm such a pöet
Screenshot of a Discord message by me. It reads "yup
Real meet cute over a tuna sandwich
Put on some bacon call that a meat cute"

Meat as in m e a t
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oNoise @onoise.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
In case you didn't know there's a setting to remind you before posting :)
Screenshot of the Bluesky Accessibility settings with the box next to "Require alt text before posting" checked
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oNoise @onoise.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
In case you were wondering: This is my route 1
Two screenshots of Pokemon Fire Red. They show a wild Entei and a wild Zapdos appearing.
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oNoise @onoise.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Evil Clone Jesus VS A literal tadpole
Screenshot of Pokemon Fire Red. The player has a Poliwag level 6 and is facing a Mewtwo level 7
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oNoise @onoise.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Direkt heute erledigt
Selfie von mir, schwarzes tank top und rosa Haare. Lächelnd. Sitz auf einem Sofa.
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oNoise @onoise.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Cute date ideas - speedrun edition c:
Screenshot from Discord. It's me sending a message saying Hell yeah! We can learn mooncave skip together later :3
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oNoise @onoise.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Oh shit ich dachte du hättest schon! Ja große Empfehlung, zweite Season kommt grade raus ^^ Aber nur grob schonmal: Ist der Adoptivvater der beiden Protagonistinnen und er ist so voll "kind heart but not afraid to throw down if needed"
Screenshot from the show Arcane showing Vander, a middle aged big man with a beard and a worried look on his face, carrying two young children, one with pink and one with blue hair.
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