open can of brainworms 🥫🧠🪱 @onlinefunctions.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Like memories of pure light. 110 0
open can of brainworms 🥫🧠🪱 @onlinefunctions.bsky.social · 02/10/2026guy trying to charge one thousand American dollars for the chance to mash "make a Pokemon team for me make it good no hallucinations" into Claude with him personally condemned by the Pope 000 0
open can of brainworms 🥫🧠🪱 @onlinefunctions.bsky.social · 15/09/2026rolling up to the stonewall riots like,, 220 0
open can of brainworms 🥫🧠🪱 @onlinefunctions.bsky.social · 13/09/2026double full omelette, call that the omnomelette 280 0
open can of brainworms 🥫🧠🪱 @onlinefunctions.bsky.social · 30/08/2026finally, the history knower has logged on 040 0
open can of brainworms 🥫🧠🪱 @onlinefunctions.bsky.social · 16/08/2026man even my kid's tabletop game got dlc these days what the hell 120 0
open can of brainworms 🥫🧠🪱 @onlinefunctions.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Staples knows exactly who is shopping for software in a physical store in 2026 051 0
open can of brainworms 🥫🧠🪱 @onlinefunctions.bsky.social · 08/08/2026This is up there with this American Chopper one as a favorite dharma meme (dharmeme) 030 0
open can of brainworms 🥫🧠🪱 @onlinefunctions.bsky.social · 17/07/2026believe it or not, there's options 010 0
open can of brainworms 🥫🧠🪱 @onlinefunctions.bsky.social · 14/07/2026me at 2:12am going back for more dragon treasure 010 0
open can of brainworms 🥫🧠🪱 @onlinefunctions.bsky.social · 13/07/2026who up tryna live deliciously?? 030 0
open can of brainworms 🥫🧠🪱 @onlinefunctions.bsky.social · 05/07/2026And you know what folks? Storms are impermanent. They're impermanent. No one has ever seen a storm that's permanent. Maybe Joe Biden thinks they're permanent. They're impermanent. They're composite phenomena. Lots of parts. Rain. Wind. Lightning. Thunder. Sometimes some other stuff. 061 0
open can of brainworms 🥫🧠🪱 @onlinefunctions.bsky.social · 04/07/2026posting the evergreen post 13412 0
open can of brainworms 🥫🧠🪱 @onlinefunctions.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Post a random picture or else everything will go bad in July. 010 0
open can of brainworms 🥫🧠🪱 @onlinefunctions.bsky.social · 22/06/2026mega staraptor has Karen hair. this is the last thing a lot of shift supervisors and low level managers ever see. 120 0
open can of brainworms 🥫🧠🪱 @onlinefunctions.bsky.social · 20/06/2026Shantideva really said "don't farm aura" 021 0
open can of brainworms 🥫🧠🪱 @onlinefunctions.bsky.social · 20/06/2026Skeledirge just carried me to masterball in Pokemon Champions. Monoghost stays winning! #pokemonvgc #pokemonchampions 230 0
open can of brainworms 🥫🧠🪱 @onlinefunctions.bsky.social · 16/06/2026I mean, I was cancelling my service, I'm not sure what you want from me here The phone call went great in that my service is now cancelled so I guess I would 10/10 recommend Xfinity as a service to cancel 040 0
open can of brainworms 🥫🧠🪱 @onlinefunctions.bsky.social · 11/06/2026this is the kind of shit that I have a hard time believing they did on purpose if I introduced a villain like this at a d&d table everyone would be groaning at my bullshit 050 0
open can of brainworms 🥫🧠🪱 @onlinefunctions.bsky.social · 06/06/2026If you selected a previously existing dinosaur you lack the spirit of an adventurer Allosaurus parts were OP that's the main thing I remember 000 0
open can of brainworms 🥫🧠🪱 @onlinefunctions.bsky.social · 06/06/2026This shit slapped fr tho Love how the cover communicates more or less only "there are dinosaurs" Cover art was built different back then 100 0
open can of brainworms 🥫🧠🪱 @onlinefunctions.bsky.social · 01/06/2026okay so like the first thing is the adult features with child proportions is extremely uncanny but the main thing is, my guy, what do you mean you don't understand why it makes you feel feelings? It's the Apotheosis of your company's craft, an image created to evoke feelings 220 0
open can of brainworms 🥫🧠🪱 @onlinefunctions.bsky.social · 17/05/2026How can you expect people to know the contents of their citations, when it's impossible to know anything at all???? 120 0
open can of brainworms 🥫🧠🪱 @onlinefunctions.bsky.social · 17/05/2026pick a Bond from the photos you already have on your phone 111 0
open can of brainworms 🥫🧠🪱 @onlinefunctions.bsky.social · 17/05/2026Lmao Trump says "Chinese Taipei." All my posting enemies, humiliated. China watchers everywhere absolutely destroying their keyboards right now. CIA careers ending with a soundbyte. Everything under heaven is in chaos lmao 110 0
open can of brainworms 🥫🧠🪱 @onlinefunctions.bsky.social · 15/05/2026What kind of things do you think are on the Mutiny on the Bounty tie-in Whopper? I can't keep track of these cross promotions 020 0
open can of brainworms 🥫🧠🪱 @onlinefunctions.bsky.social · 06/05/2026Who's your favorite Jedi? (Wrong answers only) 030 0
open can of brainworms 🥫🧠🪱 @onlinefunctions.bsky.social · 02/05/2026cannot believe they doxxed me like this 092 0
open can of brainworms 🥫🧠🪱 @onlinefunctions.bsky.social · 01/05/2026*trying to argue why chubas, sarongs, etc are actually better, more practical clothing for men* 040 0
open can of brainworms 🥫🧠🪱 @onlinefunctions.bsky.social · 28/04/2026just scored this original mst3k test footage in an auction, can't wait to check it out, looks like some italian romcom idk must not have been very good since they never released it??? 030 0
open can of brainworms 🥫🧠🪱 @onlinefunctions.bsky.social · 21/04/2026we did it fam, monoghost to MB, I have used zero non ghost Pokemons in Pokemon Champions, not one 130 0
open can of brainworms 🥫🧠🪱 @onlinefunctions.bsky.social · 18/04/2026okay v luxurious but like the one bathroom feature I don't want to be spacious is this one 040 0
open can of brainworms 🥫🧠🪱 @onlinefunctions.bsky.social · 14/04/2026If you see this, post something you saved because it's funny. 0214 0
open can of brainworms 🥫🧠🪱 @onlinefunctions.bsky.social · 13/04/2026incredible, this thing is a pain in the ass to get 020 0
open can of brainworms 🥫🧠🪱 @onlinefunctions.bsky.social · 03/04/2026I feel like they do this every year Every year they kill Jesus and then he just pops back up in 3 days Like the divine version of this guy 010 0
open can of brainworms 🥫🧠🪱 @onlinefunctions.bsky.social · 29/03/2026Trans friendly EMS room let's goooo 061 0
open can of brainworms 🥫🧠🪱 @onlinefunctions.bsky.social · 21/03/2026damn now foreign affairs says it's their fault for *not* getting a nuke, can't win for losing with these guys 010 0
open can of brainworms 🥫🧠🪱 @onlinefunctions.bsky.social · 13/03/2026my boss when I tell them I'm not available to pick up an extra shift 193 0