On Kalapuya Land @onkalapuyaland.northsky.social · 16hClog and Maclog, just like in the Bible. Hard times a-comin 010 1
On Kalapuya Land @onkalapuyaland.northsky.social · 17hNadir, more like. But I'm sure I have lower levels of humor than this. 010 1
On Kalapuya Land @onkalapuyaland.northsky.social · 17hChoose the form of the Destructor indeed.. and sure enough, we get a pasty white doughboy 000 0
On Kalapuya Land @onkalapuyaland.northsky.social · 19hYou're referring to @jcsalterego.bsky.social right? 020 2
On Kalapuya Land @onkalapuyaland.northsky.social · 19hAlways in favor of Republican candidates? This evidence is anecdotal, but if the flip went the other way I think we'd hear about that too 110 1
On Kalapuya Land @onkalapuyaland.northsky.social · 19hAh. "We're from the government and we're here to help" 110 1
On Kalapuya Land @onkalapuyaland.northsky.social · 20hYou mean, like, my mortgage company? Soooooo creepy 010 1
On Kalapuya Land @onkalapuyaland.northsky.social · 20h52 is the number of cards in a playing card deck. This Means Something 010 1
On Kalapuya Land @onkalapuyaland.northsky.social · 20/10/2026Oh no! It was full of helium right, and she let it drift away? 010 1
Reposted by On Kalapuya LandCoach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 19/10/2026Waymo is cops. It's a remote control car data scraper and surveillance system pretending to be a cab. The secondary revenue stream is you paying for a ride. The main source is selling data. And they're dangerous as hell. I'm always amazed how many people are unwilling to see that shit. 3645341771 4.5K
On Kalapuya Land @onkalapuyaland.northsky.social · 20/10/2026Welp, let's go through the checklist. Are you near a high or heavy traffic area? Oil, gas, or water wells in the area? Active quarries? Big monsters passing by? Would "yo mama" jokes apply? Have you checked carbon monoxide levels? Any Clifford BRD sightings? 000 0
On Kalapuya Land @onkalapuyaland.northsky.social · 18/10/2026So what's stopping us? TJ's $3.50 Chuck and a rave at a nice empty warehouse should get the ball rolling 000 0
On Kalapuya Land @onkalapuyaland.northsky.social · 16/10/2026Star Trek IV: Oh To Be Eaten By A Whale 020 2
On Kalapuya Land @onkalapuyaland.northsky.social · 16/10/20264. Unemployment runs out. Hunger doesn't. 010 1
On Kalapuya Land @onkalapuyaland.northsky.social · 16/10/20264 days. There were a *lot* of problems with that place that I didn't see going into the job. 000 0
On Kalapuya Land @onkalapuyaland.northsky.social · 16/10/2026I just love the way he writes! I hope they're both doing well 120 2
On Kalapuya Land @onkalapuyaland.northsky.social · 16/10/2026My daughter *loved* this book as a little girl. And yeah, I puddled up reading it to her. 120 2
On Kalapuya Land @onkalapuyaland.northsky.social · 16/10/2026Oh good, we're in the uncanny valley again. 000 0
On Kalapuya Land @onkalapuyaland.northsky.social · 16/10/2026Lucky! I can still hear the voices 😡 000 0
On Kalapuya Land @onkalapuyaland.northsky.social · 16/10/2026Two slides diverged at King Kong's nips And sorry I could not kiss in both And be one slider, long I stood And looked down one as far as I could To where it passed by Kong's bushy growth 010 1
On Kalapuya Land @onkalapuyaland.northsky.social · 16/10/2026Popeye for tax purposes Free Willy for tax porpoises 010 1
On Kalapuya Land @onkalapuyaland.northsky.social · 16/10/2026Watch it get the message across loud and clear, yes 1150 15
On Kalapuya Land @onkalapuyaland.northsky.social · 16/10/2026If the name hits your eye like a resignéd sigh, that's a morrey. I'm not going to apologize, no matter how much I should. 010 1
On Kalapuya Land @onkalapuyaland.northsky.social · 15/10/2026Hey! Cis-Bimbo Vanity Snatch put on a *great* show in '86. Utica, NY 010 1
On Kalapuya Land @onkalapuyaland.northsky.social · 14/10/2026Yeah, watch out for them! Ran over my gramma that one time... 120 2
On Kalapuya Land @onkalapuyaland.northsky.social · 14/10/2026Did we ever learn why that watermelon was there? It's been decades, surely someone has learned by now! 010 1
On Kalapuya Land @onkalapuyaland.northsky.social · 13/10/2026The beat's a little off, so I have to lurch when I dance to it. Still fun though, 8/10. 020 2
On Kalapuya Land @onkalapuyaland.northsky.social · 13/10/2026Keeps my hands away from my elbows, for reasons. 010 1
On Kalapuya Land @onkalapuyaland.northsky.social · 13/10/2026Oh good! How's your SUSHI tasting now? A little processed, amirite? Librarian humor, folks, just give it a chance! 010 1
On Kalapuya Land @onkalapuyaland.northsky.social · 13/10/2026'shrooms, on the other hand... go on, be a reindeer! 000 0
On Kalapuya Land @onkalapuyaland.northsky.social · 13/10/2026static.klipy.comwouldAlt: Meme of a man speaking into a microphone while a number of other persons are apparently diving on this man to prevent him from speaking. The caption reads "Would" 110 1
On Kalapuya Land @onkalapuyaland.northsky.social · 11/10/2026My coffee and Stilton habit keeps me going 020 2
Reposted by On Kalapuya LandBarred and Boujee aka Madiba Dennie @audrelawdamercy.blacksky.app · 10/10/2026My cousin organized a series of masked concerts in NYC so immunocompromised and other covid-conscious folks can still enjoy live music events, and is raising funds so he can keep doing so! Love and appreciation to anyone able to chip in 🙏🏾♥️ www.kickstarter.com/projects/pos...kickstarter.comPositive Deviance NYC: Building Clean Air CultureBack our next three clean-air NYC music events in 2027 and join a growing community building a more accessible cultural life. 191465518 1.5K
On Kalapuya Land @onkalapuyaland.northsky.social · 11/10/2026Nope! Pure talent, in my case, untrammeled by considerations of dignity, fashion, or sense. It's a gift, I tell ya! 210 2