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On Kalapuya Land

@onkalapuyaland.northsky.social
1.3K followers 2.3K following 2.4K posts

#ActuallyAutistic #AuDHD #librarian mildly #discordian Is #DadJokes a thing? It should be a thing.

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On Kalapuya Land @onkalapuyaland.northsky.social · 16h
The boomerang, it burnssss!
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On Kalapuya Land @onkalapuyaland.northsky.social · 16h
Clog and Maclog, just like in the Bible. Hard times a-comin
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On Kalapuya Land @onkalapuyaland.northsky.social · 17h
Nadir, more like. But I'm sure I have lower levels of humor than this.
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On Kalapuya Land @onkalapuyaland.northsky.social · 17h
Choose the form of the Destructor indeed.. and sure enough, we get a pasty white doughboy
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On Kalapuya Land @onkalapuyaland.northsky.social · 17h
Good for Oregon!
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On Kalapuya Land @onkalapuyaland.northsky.social · 19h
You're referring to @jcsalterego.bsky.social right?
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On Kalapuya Land @onkalapuyaland.northsky.social · 19h
Done did. Good on ya!
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On Kalapuya Land @onkalapuyaland.northsky.social · 19h
Always in favor of Republican candidates? This evidence is anecdotal, but if the flip went the other way I think we'd hear about that too
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On Kalapuya Land @onkalapuyaland.northsky.social · 19h
Good 50 to ya!
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On Kalapuya Land @onkalapuyaland.northsky.social · 19h
Ah. "We're from the government and we're here to help"
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On Kalapuya Land @onkalapuyaland.northsky.social · 20h
You mean, like, my mortgage company? Soooooo creepy
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On Kalapuya Land @onkalapuyaland.northsky.social · 20h
52 is the number of cards in a playing card deck. This Means Something
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On Kalapuya Land @onkalapuyaland.northsky.social · 20/10/2026
Oh no! It was full of helium right, and she let it drift away?
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 19/10/2026
Waymo is cops. It's a remote control car data scraper and surveillance system pretending to be a cab. The secondary revenue stream is you paying for a ride. The main source is selling data. And they're dangerous as hell. I'm always amazed how many people are unwilling to see that shit.
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On Kalapuya Land @onkalapuyaland.northsky.social · 20/10/2026
Welp, let's go through the checklist. Are you near a high or heavy traffic area? Oil, gas, or water wells in the area? Active quarries? Big monsters passing by? Would "yo mama" jokes apply? Have you checked carbon monoxide levels? Any Clifford BRD sightings?
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On Kalapuya Land @onkalapuyaland.northsky.social · 20/10/2026
Slide whistle decreasing in pitch
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On Kalapuya Land @onkalapuyaland.northsky.social · 18/10/2026
So what's stopping us? TJ's $3.50 Chuck and a rave at a nice empty warehouse should get the ball rolling
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On Kalapuya Land @onkalapuyaland.northsky.social · 18/10/2026
Chuck in a heartbeat
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Kaitlin Kal Lee @kaitlinkallee.bsky.social · 18/10/2026
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On Kalapuya Land @onkalapuyaland.northsky.social · 16/10/2026
Aged like a salted slug
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On Kalapuya Land @onkalapuyaland.northsky.social · 16/10/2026
Star Trek IV: Oh To Be Eaten By A Whale
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On Kalapuya Land @onkalapuyaland.northsky.social · 16/10/2026
4. Unemployment runs out. Hunger doesn't.
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On Kalapuya Land @onkalapuyaland.northsky.social · 16/10/2026
4 days. There were a *lot* of problems with that place that I didn't see going into the job.
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On Kalapuya Land @onkalapuyaland.northsky.social · 16/10/2026
I just love the way he writes! I hope they're both doing well
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On Kalapuya Land @onkalapuyaland.northsky.social · 16/10/2026
My daughter *loved* this book as a little girl. And yeah, I puddled up reading it to her.
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On Kalapuya Land @onkalapuyaland.northsky.social · 16/10/2026
O the hairballs!
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On Kalapuya Land @onkalapuyaland.northsky.social · 16/10/2026
Oh good, we're in the uncanny valley again.
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On Kalapuya Land @onkalapuyaland.northsky.social · 16/10/2026
Lucky! I can still hear the voices 😡
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On Kalapuya Land @onkalapuyaland.northsky.social · 16/10/2026
Two slides diverged at King Kong's nips And sorry I could not kiss in both And be one slider, long I stood And looked down one as far as I could To where it passed by Kong's bushy growth
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On Kalapuya Land @onkalapuyaland.northsky.social · 16/10/2026
Popeye for tax purposes Free Willy for tax porpoises
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On Kalapuya Land @onkalapuyaland.northsky.social · 16/10/2026
Watch it get the message across loud and clear, yes
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On Kalapuya Land @onkalapuyaland.northsky.social · 16/10/2026
If the name hits your eye like a resignéd sigh, that's a morrey. I'm not going to apologize, no matter how much I should.
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On Kalapuya Land @onkalapuyaland.northsky.social · 15/10/2026
Hey! Cis-Bimbo Vanity Snatch put on a *great* show in '86. Utica, NY
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On Kalapuya Land @onkalapuyaland.northsky.social · 15/10/2026
"I kill with my cunt!"
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On Kalapuya Land @onkalapuyaland.northsky.social · 15/10/2026
Congratulations!
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On Kalapuya Land @onkalapuyaland.northsky.social · 15/10/2026
DESTRUCTION! Your poor toilet 😔
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On Kalapuya Land @onkalapuyaland.northsky.social · 14/10/2026
Yeah, watch out for them! Ran over my gramma that one time...
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On Kalapuya Land @onkalapuyaland.northsky.social · 14/10/2026
Did we ever learn why that watermelon was there? It's been decades, surely someone has learned by now!
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On Kalapuya Land @onkalapuyaland.northsky.social · 13/10/2026
The beat's a little off, so I have to lurch when I dance to it. Still fun though, 8/10.
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On Kalapuya Land @onkalapuyaland.northsky.social · 13/10/2026
Keeps my hands away from my elbows, for reasons.
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On Kalapuya Land @onkalapuyaland.northsky.social · 13/10/2026
Oh good! How's your SUSHI tasting now? A little processed, amirite? Librarian humor, folks, just give it a chance!
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On Kalapuya Land @onkalapuyaland.northsky.social · 13/10/2026
Oh no!
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On Kalapuya Land @onkalapuyaland.northsky.social · 13/10/2026
'shrooms, on the other hand... go on, be a reindeer!
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On Kalapuya Land @onkalapuyaland.northsky.social · 13/10/2026
static.klipy.com
would
Alt: Meme of a man speaking into a microphone while a number of other persons are apparently diving on this man to prevent him from speaking. The caption reads "Would"
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On Kalapuya Land @onkalapuyaland.northsky.social · 13/10/2026
All hat, no cattle
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On Kalapuya Land @onkalapuyaland.northsky.social · 11/10/2026
My coffee and Stilton habit keeps me going
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Barred and Boujee aka Madiba Dennie @audrelawdamercy.blacksky.app · 10/10/2026
My cousin organized a series of masked concerts in NYC so immunocompromised and other covid-conscious folks can still enjoy live music events, and is raising funds so he can keep doing so! Love and appreciation to anyone able to chip in 🙏🏾♥️ www.kickstarter.com/projects/pos...
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Positive Deviance NYC: Building Clean Air Culture
Back our next three clean-air NYC music events in 2027 and join a growing community building a more accessible cultural life.
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On Kalapuya Land @onkalapuyaland.northsky.social · 11/10/2026
Amish you when you're gone 😥
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On Kalapuya Land @onkalapuyaland.northsky.social · 11/10/2026
Bruthe! He's my hero
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On Kalapuya Land @onkalapuyaland.northsky.social · 11/10/2026
Nope! Pure talent, in my case, untrammeled by considerations of dignity, fashion, or sense. It's a gift, I tell ya!
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