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🌙Alana | Oniontime

@oniontime.bsky.social
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(ノ・◡・)ノoriginal hipster trashbag. Views are my own. Reality TV historian/freelance #artist / #designer/ #mediaproducer & #editor - DM for rates/commissions

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🌙Alana | Oniontime @oniontime.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
When you get into the uber but it’s Oniontime.
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🌙Alana | Oniontime @oniontime.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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🌙Alana | Oniontime @oniontime.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Last weekend at the Crane Estate Roaoring 20s party. The Crane Estate is literally one of my most favorite places on earth.
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🌙Alana | Oniontime @oniontime.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Rewatched all of Game of Thrones just to get to the horrid fever dream of the last season; finding myself angry all over again. So many issues, but one on my mind has been the ruination of Jaime. He was *trying* & he escaped his groomer sister. He wouldn’t have gone back - the spell was broken 😭
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🌙Alana | Oniontime @oniontime.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Can we just leave Iran alone, please?!?! Nobody wants this.
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The Ken In Yellow @kenlowery.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Happy Pride
Chalk sign that reads "June is knife month"
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🌙Alana | Oniontime @oniontime.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
I miss the high from down here I used to fly around here Not quite alive, I'm somewhere in between I miss the high And I know it's not right to long for parts of that life But can I just reminisce tonight?
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🌙Alana | Oniontime @oniontime.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Tuesday, the day after the pope started my favorite crusade
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🌙Alana | Oniontime @oniontime.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
WHATEVER
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🌙Alana | Oniontime @oniontime.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Big hair day
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🌙Alana | Oniontime @oniontime.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Thank you so much! Tag away! they are from zeelool! I have bought them twice now. Truly my fav glasses I’ve ever had :)
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🌙Alana | Oniontime @oniontime.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Final Fantasy shirtposting
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🌙Alana | Oniontime @oniontime.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Baby Bruno
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🌙Alana | Oniontime @oniontime.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Hello from Marshalls
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🌙Alana | Oniontime @oniontime.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
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🌙Alana | Oniontime @oniontime.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
This week 2 FEATURING creatures
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🌙Alana | Oniontime @oniontime.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
This week 1
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🌙Alana | Oniontime @oniontime.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Ty!!
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🌙Alana | Oniontime @oniontime.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Matte lipstick & bored in car. Sorry for the endless gpoy. I finally feel like I am worthy of being perceived again.
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🌙Alana | Oniontime @oniontime.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Monday & Sunday
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🌙Alana | Oniontime @oniontime.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
A British lady at the McDonald’s stopped me and told me I look gorgeous, so I guess you could say I’m worldwide now 💅😆
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🌙Alana | Oniontime @oniontime.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Sunday
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🌙Alana | Oniontime @oniontime.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
I am tired and enraged by the lifelong feeling that I am prey to men. It never ends; it will never end. No woman alive is actually surprised there’s a “rape academy”. Isn’t that sad?
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🌙Alana | Oniontime @oniontime.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
It is legally required ☹️
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🌙Alana | Oniontime @oniontime.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
ootd is POLKA DOTS
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🌙Alana | Oniontime @oniontime.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Springtime nails
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🌙Alana | Oniontime @oniontime.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
HELLO IT IS FINALLY NICE OUT ☀️
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🌙Alana | Oniontime @oniontime.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Festive 🎄
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🌙Alana | Oniontime @oniontime.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
Ayyyo #patriots
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🌙Alana | Oniontime @oniontime.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
First still from live action Kiki’s Delivery Service coming soon to Disney+
First still from live action Kiki’s Delivery Service coming soon to Disney+
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🌙Alana | Oniontime @oniontime.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
There's a kind of a sort of cost There's a couple of things get lost There are bridges you cross You didn't know you crossed until you crossed
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🌙Alana | Oniontime @oniontime.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
BIG BEAUTIFUL BILL 🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆😭 I guess Donnie hates Hilary bc Don is the side piece! HAAHAHAH
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🌙Alana | Oniontime @oniontime.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
And if that weren’t enough to get on Dexter’s table - Bee Movie would have been an alternative catalyst.
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🌙Alana | Oniontime @oniontime.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
OK. Now Westfield smells like lunch. The city always smells like some kind of meal???
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🌙Alana | Oniontime @oniontime.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
Traditional bathroom mirror MGM selfie
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🌙Alana | Oniontime @oniontime.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
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🌙Alana | Oniontime @oniontime.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
Westfield out here straight up, smelling like breakfast everywhere 🤔
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🌙Alana | Oniontime @oniontime.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
Lmaoooo
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🌙Alana | Oniontime @oniontime.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
Oh hell yeah! Ty!♥️
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🌙Alana | Oniontime @oniontime.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
Who out there would like to Collab? Make some beats send them my way. I will handle some lyrics and melodies and some other instrumental stuff and we could make something cool. Hit me up
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🌙Alana | Oniontime @oniontime.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
Onion of the day
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🌙Alana | Oniontime @oniontime.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
I wonder what pierogis did to their family to leave them with this Polish online trauma
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🌙Alana | Oniontime @oniontime.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
Idk hello
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🌙Alana | Oniontime @oniontime.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
July 2025
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🌙Alana | Oniontime @oniontime.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
I quite literally said this same thing this morning, totally out of the blue lmaooo
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🌙Alana | Oniontime @oniontime.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
omg it's true
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Hell Gate *subscribe today!* @hellgatenyc.com · 17/06/2025
Assemblymember Zohran Mamdani is now here calling for the release of Lander (his fellow mayoral candidate)
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Micah @rincewind.run · 17/06/2025
seen some people complaining that this is a political stunt and lemme say if this was the kind of political stunt more politicians were doing on a regular basis we wouldn't be where we are today dude is actually putting himself on the line here, fuck off with that shit
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Relentless @relentlesspursuit.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
There is no such thing as an overreaction with what has now happened. This is the line in the sand. Every red hat who supports killing Americans is a traitor.
The road to fascism is lined with people telling you to stop over reacting
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🌙Alana | Oniontime @oniontime.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
NO MASTERS. NO KINGS: Only gilded men who we the people can topple again and again. I don’t know why people think we switched sides out here - BUT WE DID NOT. Millions on the streets *right now*.
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