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🌙Alana | Oniontime

@oniontime.bsky.social
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(ノ・◡・)ノoriginal hipster trashbag. Views are my own. Reality TV historian/freelance #artist / #designer/ #mediaproducer & #editor - DM for rates/commissions

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🌙Alana | Oniontime @oniontime.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
When you get into the uber but it’s Oniontime.
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🌙Alana | Oniontime @oniontime.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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🌙Alana | Oniontime @oniontime.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Last weekend at the Crane Estate Roaoring 20s party. The Crane Estate is literally one of my most favorite places on earth.
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🌙Alana | Oniontime @oniontime.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Rewatched all of Game of Thrones just to get to the horrid fever dream of the last season; finding myself angry all over again. So many issues, but one on my mind has been the ruination of Jaime. He was *trying* & he escaped his groomer sister. He wouldn’t have gone back - the spell was broken 😭
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🌙Alana | Oniontime @oniontime.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Can we just leave Iran alone, please?!?! Nobody wants this.
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The Ken In Yellow @kenlowery.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Happy Pride
Chalk sign that reads "June is knife month"
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🌙Alana | Oniontime @oniontime.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
I miss the high from down here I used to fly around here Not quite alive, I'm somewhere in between I miss the high And I know it's not right to long for parts of that life But can I just reminisce tonight?
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🌙Alana | Oniontime @oniontime.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Tuesday, the day after the pope started my favorite crusade
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🌙Alana | Oniontime @oniontime.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
WHATEVER
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🌙Alana | Oniontime @oniontime.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Big hair day
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🌙Alana | Oniontime @oniontime.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Final Fantasy shirtposting
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🌙Alana | Oniontime @oniontime.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Baby Bruno
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🌙Alana | Oniontime @oniontime.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Hello from Marshalls
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🌙Alana | Oniontime @oniontime.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
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🌙Alana | Oniontime @oniontime.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
This week 1
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🌙Alana | Oniontime @oniontime.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Matte lipstick & bored in car. Sorry for the endless gpoy. I finally feel like I am worthy of being perceived again.
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🌙Alana | Oniontime @oniontime.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Monday & Sunday
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🌙Alana | Oniontime @oniontime.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
A British lady at the McDonald’s stopped me and told me I look gorgeous, so I guess you could say I’m worldwide now 💅😆
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🌙Alana | Oniontime @oniontime.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Sunday
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🌙Alana | Oniontime @oniontime.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
I am tired and enraged by the lifelong feeling that I am prey to men. It never ends; it will never end. No woman alive is actually surprised there’s a “rape academy”. Isn’t that sad?
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🌙Alana | Oniontime @oniontime.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
ootd is POLKA DOTS
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🌙Alana | Oniontime @oniontime.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Springtime nails
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🌙Alana | Oniontime @oniontime.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
HELLO IT IS FINALLY NICE OUT ☀️
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🌙Alana | Oniontime @oniontime.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Festive 🎄
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🌙Alana | Oniontime @oniontime.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
Ayyyo #patriots
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🌙Alana | Oniontime @oniontime.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
First still from live action Kiki’s Delivery Service coming soon to Disney+
First still from live action Kiki’s Delivery Service coming soon to Disney+
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🌙Alana | Oniontime @oniontime.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
There's a kind of a sort of cost There's a couple of things get lost There are bridges you cross You didn't know you crossed until you crossed
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🌙Alana | Oniontime @oniontime.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
BIG BEAUTIFUL BILL 🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆😭 I guess Donnie hates Hilary bc Don is the side piece! HAAHAHAH
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🌙Alana | Oniontime @oniontime.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
And if that weren’t enough to get on Dexter’s table - Bee Movie would have been an alternative catalyst.
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🌙Alana | Oniontime @oniontime.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
OK. Now Westfield smells like lunch. The city always smells like some kind of meal???
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🌙Alana | Oniontime @oniontime.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
Traditional bathroom mirror MGM selfie
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🌙Alana | Oniontime @oniontime.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
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🌙Alana | Oniontime @oniontime.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
Westfield out here straight up, smelling like breakfast everywhere 🤔
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🌙Alana | Oniontime @oniontime.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
Lmaoooo
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🌙Alana | Oniontime @oniontime.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
Who out there would like to Collab? Make some beats send them my way. I will handle some lyrics and melodies and some other instrumental stuff and we could make something cool. Hit me up
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🌙Alana | Oniontime @oniontime.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
Onion of the day
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🌙Alana | Oniontime @oniontime.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
Idk hello
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🌙Alana | Oniontime @oniontime.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
July 2025
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Hell Gate *subscribe today!* @hellgatenyc.com · 17/06/2025
Assemblymember Zohran Mamdani is now here calling for the release of Lander (his fellow mayoral candidate)
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Micah @rincewind.run · 17/06/2025
seen some people complaining that this is a political stunt and lemme say if this was the kind of political stunt more politicians were doing on a regular basis we wouldn't be where we are today dude is actually putting himself on the line here, fuck off with that shit
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Relentless @relentlesspursuit.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
There is no such thing as an overreaction with what has now happened. This is the line in the sand. Every red hat who supports killing Americans is a traitor.
The road to fascism is lined with people telling you to stop over reacting
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🌙Alana | Oniontime @oniontime.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
NO MASTERS. NO KINGS: Only gilded men who we the people can topple again and again. I don’t know why people think we switched sides out here - BUT WE DID NOT. Millions on the streets *right now*.
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🌙Alana | Oniontime @oniontime.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
HELLOOOOOOOOOO 🫠
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🌙Alana | Oniontime @oniontime.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
Be aware: Wolf Hall has returned. Therefore, “The Toms” are of the Cromwell and Moore variety for the next 6 hours. I am having lots of Toms opinions. Cromdoval & Schmoore.
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🌙Alana | Oniontime @oniontime.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
STAND UP! These cowards are disgusting.
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🌙Alana | Oniontime @oniontime.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Facebook says this is from 5 years ago. I love my little guy :3
Oniontime and Bruno hugging
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Big Dracula Energy @mayawest.online · 26/04/2025
cc: All film nerds in LA
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🌙Alana | Oniontime @oniontime.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
You're waiting for a train. A train that will take you far away. You know where you hope the train will take you, but you can't know for sure. Yet it doesn't matter. Now, tell me why?
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a close up of a woman 's face with a caption that says you 're waiting for a train
ALT: a close up of a woman 's face with a caption that says you 're waiting for a train
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🌙Alana | Oniontime @oniontime.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
People are really showing themselves, with this admin opening up the bigot spigot. I am very embarrassed to be American right now.
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🌙Alana | Oniontime @oniontime.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
NEW BOOK
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