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Onii-Chad

@onii-chad.bsky.social
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Dumping grounds for my insane ideas🏳️‍⚧️ A landfill of my imagination, if you would🏳️‍⚧️

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Onii-Chad @onii-chad.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Call me BP the way I cover all these chicks in goo
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Onii-Chad @onii-chad.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Normally I don’t believe RFK jr but I actually think he operated the robotic arm during heart surgery
Article claiming RFK Jr. did not in fact operate a robotic arm during heart surgery
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my plug says he loves me @chudwina.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
i was apprehended while scamming closeted furries in the metaverse by psychopolice and was sentenced to have my digital consciousness implanted into the body of a 63 year old chinese farmer on a permanent rice paddy instance . it was there i discovered true love . through ancient homosexuality
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Onii-Chad @onii-chad.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
May Allah smite this wicked beast
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area woman @explodingpiano.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
(holding in massive bong rip) the government
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Onii-Chad @onii-chad.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
It’s actually a huge misconception that babies say “goo goo ga ga.” They speak like anyone else but no one cares to learn their language
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Onii-Chad @onii-chad.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
We are Kristi Noem
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Onii-Chad @onii-chad.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
We are the daughters of the liberals you couldn’t force to watch Ben Shapiro epically owns liberal compilations
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my plug says he loves me @chudwina.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
blasting ayesha erotica while freebasing benadryl and driving my car down the wrong side of the highway completely nude with my perfectly supple tits bouncing every where
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Onii-Chad @onii-chad.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
American vets saying we’re fighting a war for Israel is hilarious cope. You did three tours in Iraq and didn’t find weapons of mass destruction. Did Israel make you do that too?
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Onii-Chad @onii-chad.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Fucking SWAG!!!!!!!!
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Onii-Chad @onii-chad.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Nice b8 m8 I r8 8/8
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Onii-Chad @onii-chad.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Mother Earth found the poop sock (landfill)
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Onii-Chad @onii-chad.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Operation Epic Fury is so outdated. Next time they should go with Operation Ohio Rizz
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TRASHPIT @trashpitz.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
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Onii-Chad @onii-chad.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
The Fate/Stay Night UBW dub sounds like people on tik tok making fun of anime dubs. It’s so awesome.
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bummer @bummmer.itch.io · 22/02/2026
i saw this deranged post and now you have to as well
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Onii-Chad @onii-chad.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Meteorologists are always talking about something that’s about to happen. It’s like, dawg, learn to live in the here-and-now, you know?
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Onii-Chad @onii-chad.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Pitbull’s “Time of Our Lives” (2014) is at the crossroads between a sputtering class solidarity in the wake of the 2008 global financial crisis and an emerging culture of nihilism that would come to shape the American political landscape. In this essay I will
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Onii-Chad @onii-chad.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Epstein didn’t kill himself. It was an estrogen overdose
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Onii-Chad @onii-chad.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Forget about yo girlfriend and meet me at the brotel
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Onii-Chad @onii-chad.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Fuck my stupid rephon life
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Onii-Chad @onii-chad.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Wake yo ass up cuz it’s time to go beast mode
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Onii-Chad @onii-chad.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
I think the biggest message the youth are missing these days is that not everyone needs to smoke loud. I will be smoking that loud, but not everyone needs to
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Onii-Chad @onii-chad.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
So are you boy nonbinary or girl nonbinary?
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Onii-Chad @onii-chad.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
They’re called ghost peppers because when you eat them your mouth gets left on red
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Onii-Chad @onii-chad.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Frutiger Aero tramp stamp
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Onii-Chad @onii-chad.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
When I go to my burrito place now they don’t wrap the food in tin foil anymore they wrap it in paper because they know if they give me tin foil I’ll smoke it outside of their restaurant and scare customers
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Onii-Chad @onii-chad.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
The gen in Genesis stands for estroGen
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Onii-Chad @onii-chad.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
I go to a TikTok viral cupcake shop as soon as they open. I order and I sit down, lean my phone against the wall, and film myself. I take the wrapper off each cupcake and eat them for 4 minutes without pause. I swallow. Then, i proclaim, “this doesn’t taste very good. No one should come here.”
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Onii-Chad @onii-chad.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Do you think would be disrespectful and/or morally wrong to wear this to the function? Asking for a friend
Jeffery Epstein sweater on Etsy
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Onii-Chad @onii-chad.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
I have elite balls knowledge
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REAR NAKED COCK CAGE @dogihad.meangirls.online · 09/10/2025
Know the difference 👇🏻
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Onii-Chad @onii-chad.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Smoking tin foil. Not with drugs or anything just inhaling that shit
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al-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 22/01/2026
mr gorbachev, beat the pussy up beat the beat the pussy up
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Onii-Chad @onii-chad.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Guy who thinks “ropefuel” is jack off material to help you blast ropes
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Onii-Chad @onii-chad.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Diddybluds DNI please and thank you
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Onii-Chad @onii-chad.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
The nazis will never take away my silly little words
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Onii-Chad @onii-chad.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
She say do u luh me I tell her on the potty Can’t hear u from here girl It’s too far, I’m sorry
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Onii-Chad @onii-chad.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
If you could pick one conspiracy theory and have it be true, what would you pick? I would pick global homo because i actually want that to happen
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Fluffyscruff expert, EITCA certified @bloodfaggot.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
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Onii-Chad @onii-chad.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
The government implanted a mind-control flesh bud into my body through the Covid vaccine to make me not want to do anything with my life
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brie “Stupid Twink” monger @stupidtwink.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
"change your bong water you nasty bitch" ok, nice to know you think people with ADHD are nasty but go off 🙄
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The One Who Cums @theonewhocums.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Hell yeah, making stacks, growing racks
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Onii-Chad @onii-chad.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Just got my lab results back. My testosterone low and my money up
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Onii-Chad @onii-chad.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Alternate universe where the war on drugs is the war on beef. Hot dogs are criminalized while the government turns a blind eye to filet mignon. The war ultimately fails because almost everyone wants to be able to eat beef if they so wish.
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Onii-Chad @onii-chad.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
My pronouns are himejo/she
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