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Ongoing Chrisis

@ongoingchrisis.bsky.social
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Doofus. I make music and mods as Grumpus Wumpus. 📍Falls Church, VA

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Ongoing Chrisis @ongoingchrisis.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
we just want you to know that we HEAR you. we know you hate it and we aren't going to change a thing.
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Ongoing Chrisis @ongoingchrisis.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I'm very close to finishing my first custom Quake map, qrt_grumpuswumpus. Look for it in the upcoming Rooftops Jam. Having spent many hours making Quake-engine maps back in high school, the tools we have access to now in 2026 are spectacular compared to what we used back then.
A screenshot of a custom map from the game Quake. We see a cave with a large raised catwalk, and a green bunker overlooking it on the left.A screenshot of a custom map for the game Quake. We see a putrid reservoir with a bridge overtop, and broken storage containers in the background.A screenshot of a custom map for the game Quake. We see a rooftop industrial area with a warehouse, and a pool of lava in the background.A screenshot of a custom map for the game Quake. We see the moon shining through a jagged fissure in the roof of a cave.
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Ongoing Chrisis @ongoingchrisis.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
My wife and I have been watching 80s/90s star trek (her first time) and we're almost through s1 of DS9. The show starts on way better footing than TNG-- some stinkers, but "Duet" is still a 10/10, and "Captive Pursuit" and "Vortex" are also quite good.
Nana Visitor and Harris Yulin in "Duet" from season 1 of Star Trek: Deep Space Nine
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Ongoing Chrisis @ongoingchrisis.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Football is good, actually
Freedom of Speech by Norman Rockwell
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Ongoing Chrisis @ongoingchrisis.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
every day I think about it, the Klingon Empire
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Ongoing Chrisis @ongoingchrisis.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
We're looking at baby car seats. Currently it's between the Uppa Booboo Snoonoo, the Lugu Badoogoo, the Roo-Roo Poo-Poo, and the Snarf (or the deluxe version, the Snarf-LX).
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Ongoing Chrisis @ongoingchrisis.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
if you find yourself in times of trouble you do not need mother Mary to comfort you, you need to recognize that that is 100% your fault and something that would simply never happen to me
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Ongoing Chrisis @ongoingchrisis.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
it's very cool* that every time I fly now, even domestically, the ticket costs twice as much and my plane gets delayed by at least an hour *it's not actually "very cool"
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Ongoing Chrisis @ongoingchrisis.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Wandered into a Boloco in Boston, a burrito chain I used to eat at back in DC, and it turns out I was in the very last location and it's slated to close next month. RIP to an above-average fast casual spot.
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Ongoing Chrisis @ongoingchrisis.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
the rhymes of the ancient mariner LP
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Ongoing Chrisis @ongoingchrisis.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Albatross: betcha can't hit me The Ancient Mariner: hold my grog
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Ongoing Chrisis @ongoingchrisis.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
my life is an elaborate experiment designed to produce a substantial backlog of dirty laundry that must then be cleaned, only for the cycle to renew
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Ongoing Chrisis @ongoingchrisis.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Moving is the worst, turns out our new house has a HUGE girlboss infestation
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Ongoing Chrisis @ongoingchrisis.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Hey man, you know you're never coming back Past the square, past the bridge, past the mills, past the stacks On a gathering storm comes a tall handsome Jack China is creating some elite cloned yaks
screenshot of CNN headline stating "CHECK THESE OUT: China is creating a herd of 'elite' cloned yaks. Here's why"

there is an accompanying picture of a yak. we can surmise through context clues that this yak is elite.
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Ongoing Chrisis @ongoingchrisis.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
REMINDER: this is the haunt of roulette dares
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Ongoing Chrisis @ongoingchrisis.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
wandering Wegmans, bewildered, my thoughts drifting to the time the official Busch Baked Beans account replied to my post
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Ongoing Chrisis @ongoingchrisis.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
an underrated part of #TNG is how Data has zero emotions but he's still kind and compassionate to the people around him because it's just the most logical way to be
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Star Trek: Data's Dice Game
Alt: Star Trek: Data's Dice Game
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Ongoing Chrisis @ongoingchrisis.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I've been playing through QBJ3, it's free and spectacular: www.slipseer.com/index.php?re... #quake
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Jam - Quake Brutalist Jam III
Quake Brutalist Jam III is a megalithic community project more than a year in the making. It features an entirely new arsenal, a set of new monsters, new powerups, and a complete visual overhaul of Qu...
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Ongoing Chrisis @ongoingchrisis.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
how does the federation get all those treaties done when every single federation negotiator is a complete freak #tng
Ambassador Alkar from Man of the People (TNG 6x03)Mark Jameson from Too Short a Season (TNG 1x16)
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Ongoing Chrisis @ongoingchrisis.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Bought a house, joined Nextdoor, and people on there are every bit as cooked as I was led to believe
A Fox 5 article posted to Nextdoor about 100 teenagers riding bikes together for fun. A commenter calls for their arrest.Anita in Centreville says "this is NOT a good sign."
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Ongoing Chrisis @ongoingchrisis.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Saw an old quote from a TNG producer who said that having a counselor on the bridge crew would date the show more than anything, but it's so much weirder that we're in the 24th century, there's not a single gay person in sight, and Riker doesn't know a neutral pronoun
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Ongoing Chrisis @ongoingchrisis.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
new basketball idea: winning team gets cake losing team gets NO CAKE
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Ongoing Chrisis @ongoingchrisis.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
new basketball idea: referee is a cop who can arrest you
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Ongoing Chrisis @ongoingchrisis.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
new basketball idea: multiple basketballs
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Ongoing Chrisis @ongoingchrisis.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Can we get some tall people together I am making a new kind of basketball
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Ongoing Chrisis @ongoingchrisis.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
My bagel is Muslim I'm very confused If you don't know who's playing Your team cannot lose
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Ongoing Chrisis @ongoingchrisis.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
people in western movies are like "reach for the sky" buddy it's montana the sky is way too big to grab
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Ongoing Chrisis @ongoingchrisis.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Widow's Bay rules and everyone who is even a little bit into horror should be watching it
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Ongoing Chrisis @ongoingchrisis.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Three students are arguing over the nature of law. "Law is a shield," said the liberal law student. "Law is a sword," said the conservative law student. "To me," said the jazz composition PhD student, "law is about the notes you DON'T play."
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Ongoing Chrisis @ongoingchrisis.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Horse girl talking about her horse boy husband: We don't believe in divorce, we only believe in da horse
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Ongoing Chrisis @ongoingchrisis.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
it kind of feels like the anticipation of the backlash against OBAA is bigger than the actual backlash, because like... it's a good movie, but folks, we can exist in a world where two really good movies come out (and win awards) in the same year
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Ongoing Chrisis @ongoingchrisis.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
👏🏼normalize👏🏼conference👏🏼call👏🏼beatboxing👏🏼
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Ongoing Chrisis @ongoingchrisis.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
HATERS WILL TELL YOU IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO TAKE THE CROWN FOR LARGEST COLLECTION OF HOLLYWOOD ACTOR BILLY ZANE MERCHANDISE FROM ROBERT ROBERTSON OF OMAHA NEBRASKA BUT THEY ARE ONLY SPREADING LIES AND PROPAGANDA
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Ongoing Chrisis @ongoingchrisis.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
going to the food place to eat food together, in a group
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Will Code For Pizza @markshatraw.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
There's a video of Dave Filoni and George doing a The Clone Wars Q&A where Dave said "George walked into the office one day and said 'I want to do an arc on banking regulation.'" In the kids TV show. It was actually quite good! No one since George has had a brain that powerful.
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lydelle buster @babyshoes4cash.com · 04/02/2026
norman rockwell painting of the brown-jacketed wrong guy saying something kind of dumb but hey: thats democracy. its his right to be a public dipshit
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Ongoing Chrisis @ongoingchrisis.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
This is what happens when you let Russ cook
A 49ers coach tenderly holds a despondent and overrated Brock Purdy as the Niners are beaten into oblivion
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post malone ergo propter malone @proptermalone.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
it's been an absolute motherfucker of a week, give each other some grace today
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Ongoing Chrisis @ongoingchrisis.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
watching the new Knives Out and I truly hope Craig and Johnson keep making these forever
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a man wearing sunglasses and a blue and white striped shirt is drinking from a glass .
Alt: Daniel Craig wearing sunglasses and a blue and white striped shirt in Knives Out 2
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Ongoing Chrisis @ongoingchrisis.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
1, 2, buckle my shoe 3, 4, everybody walk the dinosaur
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Ongoing Chrisis @ongoingchrisis.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
TNG Bad Guy Alien: I hate the Federation, I hate you, I am going to blow up the Enterprise Troi: I sense hostility, Captain
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Ongoing Chrisis @ongoingchrisis.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
Hot Fuss by the Killers
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Ongoing Chrisis @ongoingchrisis.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
Hey Bluesky, check out my music 👍🏼 🎶 Spooky soundtrack music for Halloween 🎶 soundcloud.com/grumpus-wump...
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Ophelia
This is music for a slasher film. Made for the Red Means Recording October 2025 Discord challenge. - Programmed on Digitakt, arranged in FL Studio. Heavy use of NI FX. - Atmosphere synths are JX-08 t
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Ongoing Chrisis @ongoingchrisis.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
"one battle after another" has the juice. go see it.
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Ongoing Chrisis @ongoingchrisis.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
it's going great
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Ongoing Chrisis @ongoingchrisis.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
soundcloud.com/grumpus-wumpus-366959386/figs-theme
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Fig's Theme
Stream Fig's Theme by Grumpus Wumpus on desktop and mobile. Play over 320 million tracks for free on SoundCloud.
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Ongoing Chrisis @ongoingchrisis.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
the banana robot is fine robots that perform actual tasks are good, actually
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Ongoing Chrisis @ongoingchrisis.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
whackson fart
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Ongoing Chrisis @ongoingchrisis.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
Gun Man Dad and His Minions Super Clock 2000
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Ongoing Chrisis @ongoingchrisis.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
My dog (sniffing the spot where he peed 5 minutes ago): "wow, the dog who peed here must've been really handsome"
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