Sam "One-Wheel" O'Neil @onewheeloneil.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I'm always disappointed by @nytimes.com lack of culture. Go watch MIB2. 010
Reposted by Sam "One-Wheel" O'NeilMelissa Nadia Viviana 🐸 @resistrebelrevolt.net · 20/09/2026💯 "If you don't learn how to do the heavy lifting of thinking & writing, you'll become an animal that survives eating only its own shit. Our words are what feeds the machine. AI becomes our mirror. When we only ever look at our reflection, the mirror becomes the meal." -Samantha Bise 38828
Sam "One-Wheel" O'Neil @onewheeloneil.bsky.social · 14/09/2026What kind of turtle is best suited for working in an Amazon warehouse? A box turtle. 010
Sam "One-Wheel" O'Neil @onewheeloneil.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Just had a Saturday thought... I used to be v. conservative, a good Evangelical Christian who knew all the "right" answers. But I was often flippant and arrogant because I was so unthinkingly confident my answers were correct. In hindsight, I worshiped theology, not Jesus. 120
Reposted by Sam "One-Wheel" O'NeilTeam Talarico @teamtalaricohq.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Talarico: When Ken Paxton talks about costs, you can tell it doesn't come naturally. It's a little like he's trying to speak French or something. It's like affordability is a word he learned on Duolingo that morning. Who does he think he's fooling? 261736450
Sam "One-Wheel" O'Neil @onewheeloneil.bsky.social · 22/08/2026You can find lots of good advice about how to be a parent, but one thing not nearly enough people discuss is the need for really great poo-phemisms. I, for one, am partial to "the devils playdough." Follow for more #ParentingTips 120
Sam "One-Wheel" O'Neil @onewheeloneil.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Optimist: The glass is half empty. Pessimist: The glass is half full. Narrator: They are both trying to drink more water. 230
Reposted by Sam "One-Wheel" O'NeilTeam Talarico @teamtalaricohq.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Ken Paxton has officially released his new “affordability agenda.” It will help the wealthy more than working Texans. 16467137
Sam "One-Wheel" O'Neil @onewheeloneil.bsky.social · 12/08/2026The new school year has started. Pray for me 😂 070
Reposted by Sam "One-Wheel" O'NeilMelissa Nadia Viviana 🐸 @resistrebelrevolt.net · 29/07/2026But guys... you don't have to give up your addiction to rage. Just turn it towards things that actually deserve it: like billionaires, techno-fascists, and data centers! Then we can all be angry together! 510734
Sam "One-Wheel" O'Neil @onewheeloneil.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Some days my kids make me think "you're lucky you're so cute 😡" But other days I think "I'm lucky you're so cute 😍" 000
Sam "One-Wheel" O'Neil @onewheeloneil.bsky.social · 28/07/2026I want so badly to like Aldi, but the little inconveniences, like not opening till 9am and having less control over how much produce you need, really begin to add up. It becomes really difficult to argue that I'm actually saving money when so much of my time and mental energy is used up there. 011
Sam "One-Wheel" O'Neil @onewheeloneil.bsky.social · 25/07/2026As per uszh, McSweeny's doesn't miss. 0292
Sam "One-Wheel" O'Neil @onewheeloneil.bsky.social · 17/07/2026So, I was locked out of my Bluesky for a while because I couldn't decide if I wanted to give personal data to verify that I am, in fact, closer to 40 than I am to 30... But I'm back in case anyone noticed. 030
Reposted by Sam "One-Wheel" O'NeilHAD @havehashad.com · 24/06/2026HAD pop-up submission call edited by the pope when? 2372
Sam "One-Wheel" O'Neil @onewheeloneil.bsky.social · 21/06/2026@lindsayellis.bsky.social I *need* Noumena book 4 020
Sam "One-Wheel" O'Neil @onewheeloneil.bsky.social · 05/06/2026I was at the Plano rally, and I'm proud to be a vocal TalaFreako. This is the kind of servant leadership and anti-corruption we desperately need at every level of government. It's time for the Epstein class to face justice for their decades of theft abuse, and callous neglect of Americans. 010
Sam "One-Wheel" O'Neil @onewheeloneil.bsky.social · 04/06/2026They say a way to a man's heart is through his stomach, and today I'm loving myself for these lemon bars I made. 260
Reposted by Sam "One-Wheel" O'NeilJosiah Hawthorne @josiahhawthorne.bsky.social · 25/05/2026static.klipy.comMorpheus and Crew in The MatrixAlt: The "Morpheus is fighting Neo!" scene from the Matrix 1245
Sam "One-Wheel" O'Neil @onewheeloneil.bsky.social · 25/05/2026I will never stop fighting against the use of AI in all creativity driven and artistic fields. 020
Reposted by Sam "One-Wheel" O'NeilBat B @buckwheatmat.bsky.social · 21/05/2026What if we taxed vehicles according to size 3292501263
Sam "One-Wheel" O'Neil @onewheeloneil.bsky.social · 18/05/2026What's that? My inbox needs to be organized? Sounds good! 030
Sam "One-Wheel" O'Neil @onewheeloneil.bsky.social · 15/05/2026I already answered this in another post: woman, man, non-binary, bi-nonbary, man+, and badass. 010
Sam "One-Wheel" O'Neil @onewheeloneil.bsky.social · 15/05/2026A friend of mine who uses threads just sent me a screenshot of this @atrupar.com post. In case anyone is interested, I am pretty sure the six genders are woman, man, non-binary, bi-nonbary, man+, and badass. 000
Reposted by Sam "One-Wheel" O'NeilNick Anderson - political cartoonist @andertoon.bsky.social · 14/05/2026Raising the Flag Follow my work and writing on Substack: nickanderson.substack.com 351159605950
Sam "One-Wheel" O'Neil @onewheeloneil.bsky.social · 15/05/2026I just recently learned from my 9th graders what "mogging" is. I, as a good conversationalist, asked a follow up question: what would I need to do to teacher-mog on my coworkers. And they told me I'm already mogging 🥹🥹 010
Reposted by Sam "One-Wheel" O'NeilPatrick Chovanec @prchovanec.bsky.social · 13/05/2026Watching a series of former Confederate states rush to eliminate any vestige of black representation in the House pretty much answers the question whether the Voting Rights Act was still necessary. 233168345157
Reposted by Sam "One-Wheel" O'NeilSherrilyn Ifill @sifill.bsky.social · 14/05/2026Feeling overwhelmed with all of this. LISTEN. Another Louisiana resident (Marshawn is the only name we have) testifies against the state’s racial gerrymander, speaking truth to power up and down the hearing room and predicts how this story will end. Speak your truth, fight and believe. 16594010614969
Sam "One-Wheel" O'Neil @onewheeloneil.bsky.social · 11/05/2026 Last time I asked a question like this, I discovered my new favorite book and many other reads I absolutely adored. So let's do it again: What is a novel you love that changed your life? Looking for new ideas to expand my "to read" list in new directions. 100
Sam "One-Wheel" O'Neil @onewheeloneil.bsky.social · 10/05/2026As if I needed another reason to love @thestorygraph.com , their one month free trial automatically *cancels*instead of automatically charging you. So yeah, I will be buying a plus plan when my trial ends. 030
Sam "One-Wheel" O'Neil @onewheeloneil.bsky.social · 10/05/2026For months now I have been delinquent, Never seeking to grow so relinquent. Sundays slip past like air Without poems to spare. My limericks come so infrequent. #LimerickSunday 151
Reposted by Sam "One-Wheel" O'NeilClaire E. Aubin @ceaubin.com · 10/05/2026what every “how to incorporate AI in your humanities classroom” article/email/workshop looks like to me 5506108
Reposted by Sam "One-Wheel" O'Neilthe babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 08/05/2026mario kart is making us all racecar drivers 434166
Sam "One-Wheel" O'Neil @onewheeloneil.bsky.social · 04/05/2026Slightly diminish a book: A Game of Tones 030
Sam "One-Wheel" O'Neil @onewheeloneil.bsky.social · 04/05/2026Slightly diminish a book: The Hiring Manager of the Rings 020
Sam "One-Wheel" O'Neil @onewheeloneil.bsky.social · 29/04/2026If you don't think the government should be spending 400 million to fund Trump's gaudy monument to his own narcissism, please call your senators and representatives. It may feel pointless (trust me, I have to call Ted Cruz) but if you don't call, you're complicit in letting it happen. 220
Sam "One-Wheel" O'Neil @onewheeloneil.bsky.social · 17/04/2026Remember that song/chant for kids that asks "who took the cookie from the cookie jar?" Well, suffice it to say, my middle kid just realized that cookie and poopy are the same number of syllables. 020
Sam "One-Wheel" O'Neil @onewheeloneil.bsky.social · 15/04/2026The arrogance of "I wasn't raised Catholic, but I converted a few years ago and I'm pretty sure the pope is wrong about Catholic theology" is making me really happy (in a sad, depressed, kind of way) 010
Reposted by Sam "One-Wheel" O'NeilAFT @aft.org · 13/04/2026Dr. Leonard Bright, Texas A&M AAUP: Higher education is not a luxury - it's a public good. Higher ed exists to advance knowledge. But our courses are being scrutinized & altered because of a small group of political actors. @texasaaup.bsky.social @aaup.org @afthighered.bsky.social 1199
Reposted by Sam "One-Wheel" O'NeilLuna-Olivia-Eirene @luna-eirene.bsky.social · 09/04/2026“If they can automatically enroll men into the draft at 18, they can automatically register Americans to vote at 18. Ask yourself why they won’t” Josh H. 7843181040
Reposted by Sam "One-Wheel" O'NeilMelissa Nadia Viviana 🐸 @resistrebelrevolt.net · 07/04/2026"We want to speak to members of the military. 🫵🏽 You swore an oath to protect the constitution. Right now the threats to our constitution are coming from right here at home. You must refuse illegal orders. 🇺🇲 Don't give up the ship." 2307100
Sam "One-Wheel" O'Neil @onewheeloneil.bsky.social · 01/04/2026Apparently my middle son is in the "fill your pockets with rocks" stage of childhood. Exhibit A: everything I emptied from his pockets just now. 050
Sam "One-Wheel" O'Neil @onewheeloneil.bsky.social · 26/03/2026If I had 200 billion dollars, even if you assume it won't grow in value from interest or dividends, I could spend $1 million a day and not run out of money for almost 550 years (547.95 years). So yeah, it's a mental illness to be driven for more when you have beyond what anyone could need. 000
Sam "One-Wheel" O'Neil @onewheeloneil.bsky.social · 20/03/2026It seems that every time a new tech fails to prove itself profitable on the open market, the people who have a vested interest in ensuring it makes money shove it down the throats of schools and public education. Then future generations are left holding the bag. 020
Sam "One-Wheel" O'Neil @onewheeloneil.bsky.social · 19/03/2026Me, to 3yo: Where are you? 3yo, from his room down the hall: I'm in my woom, getting dwessed. What was he wearing when he emerged? His pajama shirt, crocs with socks, no pants and backwards underwear... Dwessed indeed... 030
Reposted by Sam "One-Wheel" O'Neiljess m. ☕🍂 @jametc.bsky.social · 18/03/2026see? here's the thing. A lot of people are like, the earth is fucked, it's beyond salvation, it's hit the tipping point, but time and time again we see that if we just fucking fixed the problem, it rebounds so incredibly fast. Imagine what could be done if people actually cared 43200188797
Reposted by Sam "One-Wheel" O'NeilBoze Herrington, Library Owl @sketchesbyboze.bsky.social · 12/03/2026People think I’m being alarmist when I say they are trying to make you dumb. They feel entitled to control how and to what extent you can access knowledge. They send their kids to tech-free schools while ensuring public school kids can’t read. They want you illiterate. 228980