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oneplanetmikey

@oneplanetmikey.bsky.social
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I probably like Depeche Mode more than you do. A friend of the pussycats, old people and young people. A member of the Twitter diaspora. Funky dancer. I always smell nice. Australian.

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oneplanetmikey @oneplanetmikey.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
@repeatmyerror.bsky.social Massive Attack are coming
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𝖼𝗋𝗄Ⓥ @crk5.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
IT'S FUN TO STAY AT THE..
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oneplanetmikey @oneplanetmikey.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
@catguruniks.bsky.social Hello, I keep forgetting to check in here and have been wondering how you are. Good I hope. X
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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
I happened to mention at work that I dislike the expression "nothing is certain in life except death and taxis", as taxis can be famously unreliable and hard to get hold of at certain times of day. They laughed at me for a solid half-hour and my nickname is now "Uber".
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oneplanetmikey @oneplanetmikey.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
I am attending a social activity on the north side of Brisbane. I feel like I need a passport. So not my side of town.
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oneplanetmikey @oneplanetmikey.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Unbelievable. The staff of the Washington office of president Putin are desperately trying to curry favour with head office. What a dreadful performance from Trump and Vance. www.brisbanetimes.com.au/world/north-...
brisbanetimes.com.au
Trump halts talks with Ukraine after catastrophic meeting with ‘disrespectful’ Zelensky
The move came after an angry confrontation in the Oval Office that included Vice President J.D. Vance, with the two Americans berating the Ukrainian leader.
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oneplanetmikey @oneplanetmikey.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Because the current eight opened bottles of various anti ageing serums haven't provided miracle results, ninth time is the charm.
A photo of a box of The Ordinary human growth factors 15% serum.
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oneplanetmikey @oneplanetmikey.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
I really like the new Morcheeba single, We. live and Die. youtu.be/Vj7MjK_jggw?...
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Morcheeba - We Live And Die (Official Audio)
YouTube video by Morcheeba
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oneplanetmikey @oneplanetmikey.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Just when you think he couldn't go lower
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oneplanetmikey @oneplanetmikey.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
A young person has just offered me their seat on the train and oh how I hate them.
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taber @kvetch.gay · 20/02/2025
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oneplanetmikey @oneplanetmikey.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
"What's that Skip?" "Fascism." "Trumpy said he would only be a dictator on day 1." Trump Fires Joint Chiefs Chairman Amid Turmoil at Pentagon www.nytimes.com/2025/02/21/u...
nytimes.com
Trump Fires Joint Chiefs Chairman Amid Turmoil at Pentagon
The decision to fire Gen. Charles Q. Brown Jr. reflects the president’s insistence that the military’s leadership is too mired in diversity issues and has lost sight of its combat role.
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oneplanetmikey @oneplanetmikey.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
I would be totes cool jumping on my Jetstar flight with my Hermes cabin bag. Want. I hope they have Afterpay.
A costly Hermes cabin bag.
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oneplanetmikey @oneplanetmikey.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
I have washed another odd number of socks. Today was 45. Besides having too many socks, my matching abilities rival the.exoerts on MAFS.
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oneplanetmikey @oneplanetmikey.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Vision board by Albert Speer www.nytimes.com/2025/02/14/u...
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Trump Considers Paving Grass at White House Rose Garden to Match Mar-a-Lago
The president has been discussing plans to rip up the grass in one of the White House’s most iconic locations and put in a hard surface to serve as a patio like the one at his Florida home and club.
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oneplanetmikey @oneplanetmikey.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
How utterly embarrassing.
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Asher Wolf @asherwolf.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
In DOGE America government hacks you
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oneplanetmikey @oneplanetmikey.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Big day for the cookers, the Magna Carta is back on display at Parliament House in Canberra.
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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Years ago, I went to a birthday party in a small town. I went to a general store and asked if they had balloons. The fellow said yes. I asked if they had any in fun shapes and he said, "depends on how amusing you find circular". For some reason that's lived in my brain for years.
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oneplanetmikey @oneplanetmikey.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Emmanuel Macron should insist Trump calls the Statue of Liberty, Statue de la Liberté.
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oneplanetmikey @oneplanetmikey.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Someone should start compiling a list of collaborators
A Google map of the Gulf of Mexico with the Gulf of America in brackets
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oneplanetmikey @oneplanetmikey.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Doubleplusgood
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oneplanetmikey @oneplanetmikey.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Colonoscopy went well. Seemingly no issues but will wait for pathology. The worst thing was the three litres of prep I had beforehand didn't entirely work and I had to have another litre this morning. Hospital staff placed me on a bed about three metres away from the loo.
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oneplanetmikey @oneplanetmikey.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Commencing colonoscopy preparation now. If anyone wants me, I'll be on the loo for a while.
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oneplanetmikey @oneplanetmikey.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
For Australia Day I put up some photos of some famous, high achieving, Australian figures. One photograph was of Tilly Devine. No one said anything.
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oneplanetmikey @oneplanetmikey.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
A watched Cokes never opens
A photograph of a closed Coles supermarket
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oneplanetmikey @oneplanetmikey.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
A glorious Depeche Mode anniversary today. Two years ago the band returned with the superb Ghosts Again. A taut, joyous and melancholic masterpiece. youtu.be/iIyrLRixMs8?...
youtu.be
Depeche Mode - Ghosts Again (Official Video)
YouTube video by DepecheModeVEVO
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oneplanetmikey @oneplanetmikey.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Out doing my Saturday grocery shopping. I'm having a colonoscopy on Tuesday. It would behoove me to stock up on toilet paper.
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oneplanetmikey @oneplanetmikey.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
I have recently been using Grown Alchemist skincare. The night cream is probably the thickest stuff I've ever slapped on, but it absorbs amazingly. I am hoping for a significant reduction of the 7 signs of ageing: wrinkled, cranky, surly, tired, rigid, right and old.
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oneplanetmikey @oneplanetmikey.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
New experience for me today. On all the bus trips I have taken residents and clients out on, never before have I been on a bus that's broken down. Anyhoo, back to the office for me. I hope the residents can make it back too.
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oneplanetmikey @oneplanetmikey.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
I may have* just flooded the office by filling up the sink and walking away. * Did
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Federal health workers are expressing fear and alarm after a website called “DEI Watch List” published the photos, names and public information of a number of workers across health agencies, describing them at one point as “targets.” The website lists mostly Black employees.
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Federal health workers terrified after 'DEI' website publishes list of 'targets'
Federal health workers are expressing fear and alarm after a website called “DEI Watch List” published the photos, names and public information of a number of workers across health agencies.
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oneplanetmikey @oneplanetmikey.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
At some stage, all the cocksuckers of the media, all those who swallowed their morals and hitched a ride on the Trump train will have to atone for what they have done. The Emporer is mad and all these people think it's ok. www.nytimes.com/2025/02/04/u...
nytimes.com
Trump Proposes U.S. Takeover of Gaza and Says Palestinians Should Move
The president met with the Israeli prime minister at the White House, meeting in person with another world leader for the first time since returning to power.
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oneplanetmikey @oneplanetmikey.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Brian Murphy, the comic actor probably best known as George Roper, has died. www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio...
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Brian Murphy obituary
Actor who became a TV star in the 1970s as George Roper in Man About the House and a spin-off series, George and Mildred
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oneplanetmikey @oneplanetmikey.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Today's film at the Old Folks' Home Cinematheque is Erin Brockovich.
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Alison @tudorgrrrl.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
My friend lives in a part of LA that has a pretty big wild peacock population. You’re welcome!
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oneplanetmikey @oneplanetmikey.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
I hope they take Afterpay.
A mispriced bottle of fragrance selling for $164,037.40 Australian.
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oneplanetmikey @oneplanetmikey.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
It's unbelievable Trump is going after "diversity" hires in the US Federal Aviation Administration without one shred of evidence.
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oneplanetmikey @oneplanetmikey.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
How gauche it is for a monster to be buried in a gold coffin. www.brisbanetimes.com.au/national/vic...
brisbanetimes.com.au
Weeping mourners farewell ‘The Punisher’ in golden casket after underworld ambush
The funeral procession for slain gangster Sam Abdulrahim – killed in a daylight shooting in Melbourne’s north this week – was led by a formation of Harley-Davidsons, ahead of a cavalcade of luxury veh...
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oneplanetmikey @oneplanetmikey.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
For the life of me I'll never understand why Facebook commenters make comments about celebrities/artists/singers/actors they dislike. Jog on, there is no need to be a waste of pixels.
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oneplanetmikey @oneplanetmikey.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Today's film at the Old Folks' Home Cinematheque is Driving Miss Daisy.
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oneplanetmikey @oneplanetmikey.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
I am trying to explain to one of my residents when I call her an old GOAT, it's not a bad thing and she is the greatest of all time.
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oneplanetmikey @oneplanetmikey.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
This kid's piano teacher was a 90s club kid. www.instagram.com/reel/DFTMYAK...
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oneplanetmikey @oneplanetmikey.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
To counter that 'oh shit, everything has gone back to normal' feeling. Play this loud and dance. Ray of Light live, Madonna, Confessions tour. youtu.be/D9ishrqFpG0?...
youtu.be
Madonna - Ray Of Light (The Confessions Tour) [Live] | HD
YouTube video by Madonna Madders
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oneplanetmikey @oneplanetmikey.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
I am the boss this week. So for morning meeting we are going to have a little chat about the divine right of kings. 🤴
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oneplanetmikey @oneplanetmikey.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
I have so many pairs of socks I really only have to wash them every few weeks. When I do, I play a game and guess if I will take off the line and odd or an even number of socks. I even do a special sock load of washing. Today's result was 39 individual socks, which as you can see is suboptimal.
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oneplanetmikey @oneplanetmikey.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Tomorrow is the fiftieth anniversary of when I started primary school. I distinctly remember being terrified by Mrs Johnson, who was a giant of a woman, hundreds of feet tall. She much more regular sized years later when I had her in grade 7. The first thing I remember being taught was the plus sign
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oneplanetmikey @oneplanetmikey.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Care for kids, Chuck em over the Harbour Bridge... 1979 was the International.Year of the Child. I remember at school we had alternative lyrics to the ad. youtu.be/szWXubOIMJw?...
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Brisbane TV 1979 - "Care For Kids - International Year of the Child" Commercial (Australia)
YouTube video by Memories of Brisbane & Canberra TV in the Eighties
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oneplanetmikey @oneplanetmikey.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Peak Madonna. Vogue performed at the MTV Awards in 1990. Revolutionary really. youtu.be/lTaXtWWR16A?...
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Madonna - Vogue (Live at the MTV Awards 1990) [Official Video]
YouTube video by Madonna
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oneplanetmikey @oneplanetmikey.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
I am moist
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