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Alison

@tudorgrrrl.bsky.social
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Encourager of shenanigans. Leading people astray since the 80s. Tweets include random song lyrics.

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Alison @tudorgrrrl.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Must be rough out there, I just a director at Deloitte crawl into my LinkedIn DMs to tell me they're open to a new role if I'm hiring?
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Alison @tudorgrrrl.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
It is WAY TOO EARLY to need a fan on at night in Sydney.
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Alison @tudorgrrrl.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Nobody, I repeat, NOBODY, asked for Microsoft CoPilot in Carplay. Nobody.
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Alison @tudorgrrrl.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
#embroidery #crafting #needlework nearly done…
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Alison @tudorgrrrl.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I haven't been well this week and I generally try to avoid the silliness, but I just looked up the "melon thing" with Albanese and it was more the podcast host than him making gestures and jokes #auspol
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anniempeterson.bsky.social @anniempeterson.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
A note on Royce White, the former NBA player who says he's entering the WNBA draft, a judge ruled he abused his wife and teenage son in an April court order and determined he could not have contact with either of them for 50 years. Great way to "protect women's sports" transphobes.
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Alison @tudorgrrrl.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Waiting for Gang of Youths at Anita’s.
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Alison @tudorgrrrl.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I got all excited that Netflix is doing My Brilliant Career and then I watched the trailer and now I want to burn shit to the ground. Miles Franklin would NEVER. Put some respect on that woman's name.
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Alison @tudorgrrrl.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Tomato and stuff soup. Today, garlic croutons and Parmesan. Also threw in a Parmesan rind and guanciale rind while it was simmering. Umami bomb.
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Alison @tudorgrrrl.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I feel like census night needs a special menu... someone get Nagi on this. Somehow like it's pancake day or something, there should be an appropriate meal. Maybe like a sharing thing?
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Alison @tudorgrrrl.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Get up for a 7am call in midwinter and it’s been delayed for 30 minutes but I didn’t get that info until I was dressed. Do I just get up anyhow or do I go back to bed fully dressed for 30 minutes?
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Alison @tudorgrrrl.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Wifi dropped out so I moved to some Channel 9 thing and they’re showing a doco about Live Aid. Geez Bob Geldof is a dickhead.
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Alison @tudorgrrrl.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Israel Folau and his wife's new money-making tactic appears to be spam calling netball fans (who presumably once signed up to something to do with the Fire5 netball tournament) about signing up to "Fire5 Business Network"? Rugby won't let you play anymore, you bigot??
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Alison @tudorgrrrl.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP
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Odd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Alas! The 842nd anniversary of the Erfurt latrine disaster, which almost doesn’t need any other explanation, given its name, but which I will tell you about in frankly horrid detail anyway, because a lot of 12th century nobles did indeed drown in shite 🧵
Detail from The Triumph of Death by Pieter Bruegel the Elder showing a man falling headfirst into a grubby pool with a corpse floating in it. Another man is climbing out but being dragged back in by a skeleton, and two skeletons drop a third man in. Closest I could get to a medieval scene of people drowning in shit without using one of those beastly lie machines
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Alison @tudorgrrrl.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
This is me when someone asks me to take something to another room. Limited usefulness!
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Crowbar @crowbar.wtf · 17/07/2026
Rum Baba Is it cake? Is it a bun? Buke? Cakun? Regardless this hybrid super moist slightly boozy dessert is a retro lush treat. What is your favourite syrup to soak them in? (Access via subscription/free trial) www.skool.com/food-cooking...
link to recipe
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Alison @tudorgrrrl.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Definitely getting hooked on this one #embroidery #craftsky
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Alison @tudorgrrrl.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I did this today instead of working because I was having feelings so better to stab the fabric etc. anyhow I am pretty proud of it so here! Look at my new embroidery
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Kon Karapanagiotidis @kkarapanagiotidis.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
More women have been killed by male violence since 2020 than all Australians killed by shark attacks, terrorism and one punch attacks combined in the last 25 years.
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Alison @tudorgrrrl.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Rewatching the bear and I am up to feast of the seven fishes 😳😳😳
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Alison @tudorgrrrl.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I bet there's more than one fact Elon is ignoring.
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Alison @tudorgrrrl.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
The thing with Sam Neill, is all the best people are mourning him and speaking about his qualities. Nobody is being told to speak respectfully either because there is NOTHING to be said about him that's not essentially good. Live your life like that.
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Alison @tudorgrrrl.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Again, a surprise entrant but I'll take it?
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Alison @tudorgrrrl.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Oh no this is awful. I have loved him since My Brilliant Career
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Alison @tudorgrrrl.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I was happy about McConnell dying I didn’t expect the bonus Graham too. I bet Trump is pissing his pants. I don’t imagine he’s a guy who reacts rationally to his peers dying.
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Alison @tudorgrrrl.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Re the Christian Brothers: get the assets back, bankrupt both entities and close them down. No mercy for pedophiles.
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Alison @tudorgrrrl.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Love to start my relaxing family weekend in the mountains with insomnia followed by meetings at 6am and 7am.
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Alison @tudorgrrrl.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
It begins.
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Alison @tudorgrrrl.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Nearly done. If my shoulder didn’t hurt so much it would be finished by now.
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Alison @tudorgrrrl.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Just saw the Platner news. This is like them announcing that water is indeed wet. Of course this was going to come out.
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Alison @tudorgrrrl.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Suck it, USA
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Alison @tudorgrrrl.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Hey, America. You know how you’re always asking “oh is this how people see us?”. Well, I have woke up here and checked my various feeds on different socials, and all I have seen is a bunch of masked white supremacists marching around your capital. That’s what we see.
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Alison @tudorgrrrl.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Thank fuck
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Alison @tudorgrrrl.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Cartel price rigging in groceries? Say it isn’t so?!
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Alison @tudorgrrrl.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
TFW the dexies & the playlist kicks in at the same time
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Alison @tudorgrrrl.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
What in the unsolicited spam messages hell is this shit? I have never in my life interacted with this rabbi or this synagogue why the hell are they messaging me for donations
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Alison @tudorgrrrl.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
I’m almost reluctantly happy to report that I have found an air dry cream for wavy hair that does actually work and doesn’t make your hair scrunchy. I have been through every product I could find to de-frizz me. It is Kitsch curl cream.
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Alison @tudorgrrrl.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Low clouds in Sydney today. Lucky shot from an iPhone from a slowly moving car on the Anzac Bridge.
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Alison @tudorgrrrl.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
I'm in an Annie Lennox mood this week so I am playing her on Spotify and this is the music video for A Whiter Shade of Pale... it's a bunch of people in a circus ring and Annie is dressed as bear and it is mad and beautiful and I love her SOOOOO much.
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Alison @tudorgrrrl.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Folks, I seem to have upset the trolls with my bio line that says “leading people astray since the 80s” because apparently this is some expression of sinister intent rather than my propensity to decry an early bed time when the music is playing. If I have led you astray please comment below.
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Alison @tudorgrrrl.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
I’m absolutely fanging for some dirty bird please deliver one 3 piece pack of the colonel’s juiciest.
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rosie1972.bsky.social @rosie1972.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
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Alison @tudorgrrrl.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Annie Lennox is a goddess. That’s all.
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Alison @tudorgrrrl.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Finally I, a Sydney person who frequently visits and loves Melbourne, can throw out the stupid bloody Myki card and feel free to use a tram outside the free zone (LOVE the free zone) to go visit places & friends without screwing around with a STUPID BLOODY CARD.
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Alison @tudorgrrrl.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
I miss San Francisco. Two years ago at this time I spent 6 weeks there. Loved it.
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Alison @tudorgrrrl.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
And I ran, I ran so far away... I am wondering about hairstyle inspo and this band and that song and things like that...
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Alison @tudorgrrrl.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
OMG. You absolute wankers.
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Alison @tudorgrrrl.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Hanson claims she wants to win Grayndler? Ok bitch, come, spend all the money you have, you will never win my hood. NEVER.
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Alison @tudorgrrrl.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
The building that contains my favourite bar in the world is for sale and can someone please lend me US$16 million please and thank you www.redfin.com/CA/San-Franc...
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1745 Market St, San Francisco, CA 94103 - 28 beds
(San Francisco MLS) For Sale: 28 beds ∙ 57448 sq. ft. ∙ 1745 Market St, San Francisco, CA 94103 ∙ $16,750,000 ∙ MLS# 426120457 ∙ 1745 Market Street is a 56-unit mixed-use building in San Francisco's M...
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