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oneplanetmikey

@oneplanetmikey.bsky.social
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I probably like Depeche Mode more than you do. A friend of the pussycats, old people and young people. A member of the Twitter diaspora. Funky dancer. I always smell nice. Australian.

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oneplanetmikey @oneplanetmikey.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I hardly ever visit here. Weeks inbetween
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oneplanetmikey @oneplanetmikey.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Somehow I all did it on my phone with three intrrnet tanw open
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oneplanetmikey @oneplanetmikey.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
GA for Brisbane and Sydney and first row of the stands for Melbourne. Bloody stressful.
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oneplanetmikey @oneplanetmikey.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Yes me too. I hope to do all. three. I think they are about to drop a new album.
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oneplanetmikey @oneplanetmikey.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
This has been hoing on since I visited people with ABIs in Mekbourne 16 years ago. I had to run out of one place quickly cos woke dodgy types tuened up. "Just nake a progress note."
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oneplanetmikey @oneplanetmikey.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
@repeatmyerror.bsky.social Massive Attack are coming
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𝖼𝗋𝗄Ⓥ @crk5.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
IT'S FUN TO STAY AT THE..
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oneplanetmikey @oneplanetmikey.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
Thanks Rick. I shall check in a bit more here. Hope your world is well.
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oneplanetmikey @oneplanetmikey.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
@catguruniks.bsky.social Hello, I keep forgetting to check in here and have been wondering how you are. Good I hope. X
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oneplanetmikey @oneplanetmikey.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
How cool. Thanks
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oneplanetmikey @oneplanetmikey.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
Hello, I am here. I am still a bit on the bird site and a bit on here. All is well here. How are you?
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oneplanetmikey @oneplanetmikey.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
Feed the kitties, you monster.
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oneplanetmikey @oneplanetmikey.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
My Annie likes pissing on the mat. I think she thinks it is more dignified for the ageing pussycat.
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oneplanetmikey @oneplanetmikey.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
No one has ever seen Ralph Wiggum and Ralph Babet in the same room at the same time.
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oneplanetmikey @oneplanetmikey.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Your dour legged furry friend looks like they want to know too.
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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
I happened to mention at work that I dislike the expression "nothing is certain in life except death and taxis", as taxis can be famously unreliable and hard to get hold of at certain times of day. They laughed at me for a solid half-hour and my nickname is now "Uber".
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oneplanetmikey @oneplanetmikey.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
As Mum would say you would have to take a cut lunch
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oneplanetmikey @oneplanetmikey.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
It's weird how it happens. Anyhoo, I hope we make you feel welcome.
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oneplanetmikey @oneplanetmikey.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
For me it's more that I live deep south and can't drive.
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oneplanetmikey @oneplanetmikey.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
I am attending a social activity on the north side of Brisbane. I feel like I need a passport. So not my side of town.
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oneplanetmikey @oneplanetmikey.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Cheers. I'll have a look next time I go to the city
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oneplanetmikey @oneplanetmikey.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Yes indeed. Brisbane Times missing the point again
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oneplanetmikey @oneplanetmikey.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Unbelievable. The staff of the Washington office of president Putin are desperately trying to curry favour with head office. What a dreadful performance from Trump and Vance. www.brisbanetimes.com.au/world/north-...
brisbanetimes.com.au
Trump halts talks with Ukraine after catastrophic meeting with ‘disrespectful’ Zelensky
The move came after an angry confrontation in the Oval Office that included Vice President J.D. Vance, with the two Americans berating the Ukrainian leader.
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oneplanetmikey @oneplanetmikey.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Ha, it's human growth factors. theordinary.com/en-au/gf-15-...
theordinary.com
The Ordinary | Clinical Formulations with Integrity
The Ordinary is your destination for Skincare, Makeup, Hair, and Body solutions. Discover clinical formulations with integrity.
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oneplanetmikey @oneplanetmikey.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Because the current eight opened bottles of various anti ageing serums haven't provided miracle results, ninth time is the charm.
A photo of a box of The Ordinary human growth factors 15% serum.
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oneplanetmikey @oneplanetmikey.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
I really like the new Morcheeba single, We. live and Die. youtu.be/Vj7MjK_jggw?...
youtu.be
Morcheeba - We Live And Die (Official Audio)
YouTube video by Morcheeba
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oneplanetmikey @oneplanetmikey.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Gas leak
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oneplanetmikey @oneplanetmikey.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
It's quite sick.
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oneplanetmikey @oneplanetmikey.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Just when you think he couldn't go lower
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oneplanetmikey @oneplanetmikey.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
It's nice when it happens to other people who are not us.
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oneplanetmikey @oneplanetmikey.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Ahh cheers. Welcome onboard.
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oneplanetmikey @oneplanetmikey.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
No, it was one stop
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oneplanetmikey @oneplanetmikey.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
No, I politely explained it was one stop.
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oneplanetmikey @oneplanetmikey.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
A young person has just offered me their seat on the train and oh how I hate them.
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oneplanetmikey @oneplanetmikey.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
I recognise the purple hair.
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oneplanetmikey @oneplanetmikey.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
How was OMD?
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taber @kvetch.gay · 20/02/2025
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oneplanetmikey @oneplanetmikey.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
Good morning and happy Saturday
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oneplanetmikey @oneplanetmikey.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
"What's that Skip?" "Fascism." "Trumpy said he would only be a dictator on day 1." Trump Fires Joint Chiefs Chairman Amid Turmoil at Pentagon www.nytimes.com/2025/02/21/u...
nytimes.com
Trump Fires Joint Chiefs Chairman Amid Turmoil at Pentagon
The decision to fire Gen. Charles Q. Brown Jr. reflects the president’s insistence that the military’s leadership is too mired in diversity issues and has lost sight of its combat role.
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oneplanetmikey @oneplanetmikey.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
It would at least be a seat with a door
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oneplanetmikey @oneplanetmikey.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
I do too. Champagne taste on a beer budget.
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oneplanetmikey @oneplanetmikey.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Yes it is
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oneplanetmikey @oneplanetmikey.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
I would be totes cool jumping on my Jetstar flight with my Hermes cabin bag. Want. I hope they have Afterpay.
A costly Hermes cabin bag.
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oneplanetmikey @oneplanetmikey.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
Haha. Thank you for thinking of me.
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oneplanetmikey @oneplanetmikey.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
He will be nine next week. Unbelievable really. It's gone so fast.
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oneplanetmikey @oneplanetmikey.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
Enjoy. I really miss having babies around.
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oneplanetmikey @oneplanetmikey.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
I tell my residents at work that I make mistakes so I appear more human to them.
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oneplanetmikey @oneplanetmikey.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
It's a bit like that. I am a victim of Big Sock
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oneplanetmikey @oneplanetmikey.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
I have washed another odd number of socks. Today was 45. Besides having too many socks, my matching abilities rival the.exoerts on MAFS.
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oneplanetmikey @oneplanetmikey.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
I remember that. Pave paradise, put up a parking lot
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