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Tea🐏🌿器用貧乏

@oneeyedsheep.bsky.social
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Osaka, Japan | FFXIV、ポケモン、ボカロ曲、獣、MLP, 阪神タイガース furry weeaboo living in japan & going to school

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Tea🐏🌿器用貧乏 @oneeyedsheep.bsky.social · 1h
scheming eunuch? you mean my cat??
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Tea🐏🌿器用貧乏 @oneeyedsheep.bsky.social · 1h
look at this sunflower i found a few days ago
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Tea🐏🌿器用貧乏 @oneeyedsheep.bsky.social · 1h
diva
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🎃🍁Evie Lyn Devers🍁🎃 @sinebadger.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Not now dear mommys playing armadillo racing
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Tea🐏🌿器用貧乏 @oneeyedsheep.bsky.social · 2h
idc for the death penalty particularly but when you're in the military, you're not really people anymore so they should just do that guy who is suspected of murdering that woman in Okinawa, e-3 at 20 aint shit he just got in the service
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Tea🐏🌿器用貧乏 @oneeyedsheep.bsky.social · 9h
shows chinese guy at my school chinese world of warcraft logo and asks him if he's knows it 知ってる、古い mental translation: damn dog that shit is old
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Tea🐏🌿器用貧乏 @oneeyedsheep.bsky.social · 13h
friend got me the dragon wash game
static.klipy.com
Shayspagel0l: SpongeBob with Lipstick & Purse
ALT: Shayspagel0l: SpongeBob with Lipstick & Purse
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🦇FANGY🐈‍⬛ @fangyfiend.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
A poise and rationate lady♥️ #lilith #myocs #myart
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Tea🐏🌿器用貧乏 @oneeyedsheep.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
yippeeee
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今井鉄朗 @tetsuroimai.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Daily Sketch — Oct 2 Freshly steamed. ☺️♨️
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Tea🐏🌿器用貧乏 @oneeyedsheep.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
telling german friend the concept of a sabbatical doesn't exist in america (getting to leave ur job for months at a time under specific pay cuts to go do whatever and come back and keep your position)
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Tea🐏🌿器用貧乏 @oneeyedsheep.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
theres no way the rezero anime is getting finished no way on god
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Tea🐏🌿器用貧乏 @oneeyedsheep.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
there's a phenomenon where a guy comes to Japan and does everything in his power to ignore your existence as the other American in the room and it's painfully unhelpful in group situations I wish these guys the worst actually stop being annoying holy SHIT
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Tea🐏🌿器用貧乏 @oneeyedsheep.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
none of the freaking tourists are on the train home at this time for me to tactically know which station they're probably getting out at in order to steal their seat
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Tea🐏🌿器用貧乏 @oneeyedsheep.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i've never been to CDMX but if instagram has anything to say about it is that they don't do quesadillas correctly over there
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Tea🐏🌿器用貧乏 @oneeyedsheep.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
My body is generically attractive but my behavior is incongruent. I don't capitalize on it because I don't care much how others look either. However I passively benefit from it even if I don't
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SebZkelter @sebzkelter.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Pet your deer
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KILL ME, FUNNY DEER MAIDEN @ghouljokes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
if the vibes are arabian, that's spyro 2 you're playian if chinese it be, brother you're in spyro 3
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Tea🐏🌿器用貧乏 @oneeyedsheep.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
money money money money
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Tea🐏🌿器用貧乏 @oneeyedsheep.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
if they add nothing but shiny modern art style nonsense to wowforever it's gonna be big stinky....
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Tea🐏🌿器用貧乏 @oneeyedsheep.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
the bathrooms at costco in japan are just like american style ones big metal cattle stall
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Tea🐏🌿器用貧乏 @oneeyedsheep.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
family mart near namba
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Tea🐏🌿器用貧乏 @oneeyedsheep.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
went to pokemon center last night
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nrcgray.bsky.social @nrcgray.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I finished the lineart for this witch and her crazy hat:
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Zee 🎃 @zeelatunes.neocities.org · 27/09/2026
everything bad that's happened in the last twelve years can be directly attributed to the dennys tumblr account
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Tea🐏🌿器用貧乏 @oneeyedsheep.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
at the FFX 25th anni cafe with german friend (it's her favorite of all time)
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Tea🐏🌿器用貧乏 @oneeyedsheep.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
my german friend is right, maybe these japanese mascot voting things are a front for a mascot they've already picked and made two super ugly guys to go against the real guy they've already picked and let people vote as to not get angry about the sudden change illusion of choice
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🩷 Amiga (ART RAFFLE) @nicolaspx.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
FREE ART? It’s true, enter now for a chance to be selected for free art! All you gotta do is follow and share! 🩷 Art Raffle ends 9/26/26
Raffle flyer for free art

Rules must be following and reshare post

winner will have 1 week to respond
Sfw only but pinup/suggestive is fine
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Good Smile Company @en.goodsmile.com · 25/09/2026
Preorders open now! Max Factory Hatsune Miku GT Project Racing Miku 2021: Private Ver. Presenting a rerelease of Racing Miku 2021: Private Ver.! Preorder: goodsmile.link/6o1RyL #goodsmile
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abajo comms open @abajo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
commission 🤙
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Tea🐏🌿器用貧乏 @oneeyedsheep.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
watching the new rezero season
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Tea🐏🌿器用貧乏 @oneeyedsheep.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
the freaking kemopla ibex figure is making me lose my got damn mindddd
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토끼머리 @powerandy145.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Why aren't you fighting back.. It looked like you fell in love with your rival or something. Oh you are?? oh well....
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Tea🐏🌿器用貧乏 @oneeyedsheep.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
idk when exactly or how Japanese people start busting each others chops like it's the US military but i'm going back in time to kill Admiral Perry just in case
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Tea🐏🌿器用貧乏 @oneeyedsheep.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
yamato king kofun gender reveal
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Tea🐏🌿器用貧乏 @oneeyedsheep.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
i think monster just hit different than redbull idk
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lola 🦋 comms open @lolavagabonde.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
a horse with no name
An illustration of my vampire oc, Tristan, from my original story Les contes du nécromant.

In a scene framed by brambles, Tristan rides the pale horse of death, wandering in the desert. He is dejected, his shoulders slumped and his hair obscuring his face. Three red arrows are planted in his back. A black ray coming from a moon circled by pointy bits, featuring a pattern of red droplets cuts across the landscape.

The background is split in two. In the upper section, brambles and roses overrun a tangle of animal and human bones.
In the lower section, a row of grave : each one bears a bat motif.

tags line:
#illustration #artsky #illustration #originalart #fantasy #oc #ocart #fantasyillustration
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Dating in my 30s. Katie says "I am not going to be mommy" much to the disappointment of her partner. She starts punching herself in the head and repeats "I am NOT going to be mommy." She waits a beat while her partner stands in anticipation. She shamefully relents and says "fine... I'm mommy." Her partner beams with excitement.
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Tea🐏🌿器用貧乏 @oneeyedsheep.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
oh no
「10月より発泡酒・チューハイ酒税が上がります‼️」
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Tea🐏🌿器用貧乏 @oneeyedsheep.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
hey kokopelli
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Tea🐏🌿器用貧乏 @oneeyedsheep.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
wow forever ideas: redesign the gear that looks too new for the starting zone; (anything they're handing out in the blelves zone) redo dialogue for the information guide NPCs; (I saw a forsaken NPC talk like chatGPT) let the first respec be free make your game unable to be data-mined
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Tea🐏🌿器用貧乏 @oneeyedsheep.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
someone on this train smells like taco bell!!!
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Tea🐏🌿器用貧乏 @oneeyedsheep.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
saw a little teeny kid on the train this morning with Hankyu socks on and Hayabusa sneakers extremely jealous
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Tea🐏🌿器用貧乏 @oneeyedsheep.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
tokyo/chiba/kanagawa are u okie
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Tea🐏🌿器用貧乏 @oneeyedsheep.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
my step dad, again, was GREAT but god the idea of marooning my ass in Pennsylvania (didn't grow up there) to spend time with my grandma before it's too late but she lives with him it's like 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥I gotta but I feel like I'm gonna DIE
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Tea🐏🌿器用貧乏 @oneeyedsheep.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
dads can be good so don't take it personally when i think about my dad and i can't stop from feeling like this @ him he is so mean to his mom on top of failing me he just isn't a good guy id have been better off being 0 contact and imagining him as someone better my whole life
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Tea🐏🌿器用貧乏 @oneeyedsheep.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
if I gotta go back to the US next February... I gotta go to multiple states and I've not done that before but I can't drive across either I think, I don't have a car I'm talking Arizona to Pennsylvania 💥
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Tea🐏🌿器用貧乏 @oneeyedsheep.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
in order to help someone in the US that I'm homies with get to a concert I have paid for the fanclub membership of a kpop group I will not see the pearly gates
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Tea🐏🌿器用貧乏 @oneeyedsheep.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
tigers beating da carps crazyyy style rn
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cola @colamander.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Good morning 🦗 [ #art #kamenrider ]
kamen rider holding out two forks of twirled spaghetti still clinging to the bowl as if holding onto the handlebars of a chopper bike. text above him says "HOW RIDERS EAT THERE SKETTY!!"
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