Lancifer @oncemostfavored.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Well... in that case, he wasn't raised on formula. 010
Lancifer @oncemostfavored.bsky.social · 25/07/2026It's rare, but any time I come across anyone with just a liiitle extra biology: "he didn't finish his twin." 010
Lancifer @oncemostfavored.bsky.social · 24/07/2026I'm back on because I'm visiting Washington state. Texas has gone after this platform, requiring registering with a 3rd party to prove I'm not a vulnerable child. Any good, reliable mobile VPN recommendations out there? 000
Lancifer @oncemostfavored.bsky.social · 09/07/2026In the way of dreams, I knew she was of a caste above me in this new world and that I wouldn't be allowed to associate with her much. As we parted (“well, see you around,” never sounded so sad), I took the consolation that she would be treated better than most of us. 000
Lancifer @oncemostfavored.bsky.social · 09/07/2026It was obvious to me that her emotions were hobbled as much as mine. We still loved each other, but it was a copy of a copy of a copy with all the intensity of distant friendship. 100
Lancifer @oncemostfavored.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Her upper jaw was fanged and could split in the middle on its new joints. I could see where they'd had her skull open on the sides and was glad they let her keep most of her own brain. 100
Lancifer @oncemostfavored.bsky.social · 09/07/2026I looked her over as we embraced. Contrasting my mutation, she bore signs of surgery. She was structurally leaning toward spider. The details are fuzzy, but she had more legs and joints than she should have. She still had her skin, but I could see the healing incisions stapled shut here and there. 100
Lancifer @oncemostfavored.bsky.social · 09/07/2026There was a muted reunion and I felt like I'd missed her badly even though the last two years were gone from my mind and she'd been standing right next to me last. 100
Lancifer @oncemostfavored.bsky.social · 09/07/2026I wandered listlessly for a while before coming across Colleen. She was just standing there staring off into space as if she was lost in thought. She'd been changed, too. 100
Lancifer @oncemostfavored.bsky.social · 09/07/2026I'd lost two years in the blink of an eye and we had not only been defeated but completely subjugated by the aliens. I found myself unable to react emotionally as I should have, like most of my capacity for it was excised. Even so, it hit as hard as it could have. 100
Lancifer @oncemostfavored.bsky.social · 09/07/2026I don't remember the time, but I want to say it should have been daylight because I knew the sun was never going to shine on us again. The year was 2028. 100
Lancifer @oncemostfavored.bsky.social · 09/07/2026It's fading now, but I remember speaking with someone I recognized. I do remember he looked normal and behaved normally, but I knew he wasn't the same, either. He spoke as if all this were completely fine. I asked if he had the time, saying that I didn't even know what year it was. 100
Lancifer @oncemostfavored.bsky.social · 09/07/2026My ears were finned and my hair was more like betta fins. The bone structure of my skull was different, stretched forward a bit. 100
Lancifer @oncemostfavored.bsky.social · 09/07/2026I looked down at myself to find that I had been mutated into some kind of fish person. My fingers were completely webbed and clawed. My mottled skin was naked and slick like a catfish, shedding dead skin off over scales in places. 100
Lancifer @oncemostfavored.bsky.social · 09/07/2026There were piles of leaves built up around fallen branches. Drainage ditches had swampy green water. High humidity. There were people milling around out there in the dark, but something wasn't right with them. 100
Lancifer @oncemostfavored.bsky.social · 09/07/2026It felt like a normal blink, a fraction of a second in time. When my eyes opened it was still night but I was in an unfamiliar place. Maybe a public park that hadn't been maintained in a while. 100
Lancifer @oncemostfavored.bsky.social · 09/07/2026I started feeling hopeful, optimistic even. I was thinking to myself that these things weren't so tough, that we had a decent chance of fighting them off and retaining the planet. Then I blinked. 100
Lancifer @oncemostfavored.bsky.social · 09/07/2026He panted and maybe grunted a little in the struggle but didn't engage vocal cords at all even when I shanked him in the guts repeatedly with a cheap steak knife until he went limp. There was almost no blood. 100
Lancifer @oncemostfavored.bsky.social · 09/07/2026One got inside somehow and nearly flanked me while I was looking through the peephole. He looked like a teen or young adult. Styled blonde hair, blue eyes, fit, jeans an a sleeveless T. He would have been popular at the community college, I think. 100
Lancifer @oncemostfavored.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Last night, I dreamed the aliens that had infiltrated humanity launched their coordinated global attack. I was defending a ragged single-wide amalgamated from ones I lived in back in the good old bad days. It was chaos outside, cars crashing, lights in the night sky, scattered fires, people running. 100
Lancifer @oncemostfavored.bsky.social · 09/07/2026I haven't read The Croning by @lairdbarron.bsky.social in ten years, but last night I dreamed I took solace in knowing by the incisions in her skull that they let her keep most of her own brain. 110
Lancifer @oncemostfavored.bsky.social · 09/07/2026I just noticed, "facists," got autocorrected to, "racists," but I guess it still works. 011
Lancifer @oncemostfavored.bsky.social · 09/07/2026I would buy an indie Friendship Mage game. Other than shooting racists in the face, I have no idea what it would look like, but it sounds like a great idea anyway. 110
Lancifer @oncemostfavored.bsky.social · 08/07/2026The dogs' favorite electronic musical group is Treat Eat Manifesto. (There was already a Sweet Treat Manifesto, but this one is novel, so I still win.) 000
Lancifer @oncemostfavored.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Credit to The Perry Bible Fellowship at pbfcomics.com .pbfcomics.comWelcome to the FellowshipThe Perry Bible Fellowship 010
Lancifer @oncemostfavored.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Apparently this pilot never got picked up, but it's at least as good as other serials I remember from the time. Granted, I never would have gotten half the gags, but the other half would have been good enough for li'l ol' me. www.youtube.com/watch?v=7it-...youtube.comThe Elvira ShowYouTube video by TheHauntBox 000
Lancifer @oncemostfavored.bsky.social · 07/07/2026To be clear, these was three separate dreams. We sinister have below average dream recall to begin with, so this was a particularly strenuous workout. Still, not what I'd consider nightmare material even with all the violence and death. 000
Lancifer @oncemostfavored.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Remaining mortar gear incoming. Wish me luck. Good thing is the original garden wall from '64 seems to be something of a DIY job anyway. The repair may not perfectly match but I believe it will be of equal or greater quality thanks to forgetting that perfect is the enemy of acceptable/complete. 000
Lancifer @oncemostfavored.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Woke up feeling like I worked all night because of all the work I had to do while dreaming. Friend needed the hospital breaking his thumb with a homemade sword, bare knucks vs space leviathans from Bikini Bottom, had to make a clone army but it was all Ewan McGregor Obi-Wans and fuck the prequels. 100
Lancifer @oncemostfavored.bsky.social · 07/07/2026What's opposite on the color wheel from kink shaming? 000
Lancifer @oncemostfavored.bsky.social · 07/07/2026With Ammit guarding the way, he's in like Errol Flynn. 010
Lancifer @oncemostfavored.bsky.social · 05/07/2026I haven't gotten around to redoing American Gothic since you had to get Netflix disks in the mail and they jumbled the episode order. I'm a little nervous to. I sure do have the nostalgia bad for the 90s and I don't want to ruin the magic. 010
Lancifer @oncemostfavored.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Howdy Gator is the smoothest operator in the swamp. 020
Lancifer @oncemostfavored.bsky.social · 04/07/2026They used to make controllers for this problem... 000
Lancifer @oncemostfavored.bsky.social · 04/07/2026This is the weirdest speculum I have ever seen. 000
Lancifer @oncemostfavored.bsky.social · 03/07/2026I've always been more Silent Hill, but it looks like I wound up Resident Evil. Boy howdy, did it used to vibrate and demand the occasional blood sacrifice. 010
Lancifer @oncemostfavored.bsky.social · 02/07/2026As Dani Filth said while his corpse paint ran like water playing under the San Antonio August sun on a brand new asphalt parking lot, "oh well, we'll all burn in Hell for this later anyway." 010
Lancifer @oncemostfavored.bsky.social · 29/06/2026"Blowjobberwocky," was already taken. Believe it or not, it's a non-pornographic tumblr account. "Blowjabberwocky," is still free, so get it while you can. 000
Lancifer @oncemostfavored.bsky.social · 26/06/2026You make them sound kind of whether-you-like-it-or-not. 010
Lancifer @oncemostfavored.bsky.social · 23/06/2026Sonic had a burger where the patty was 1/3 mushroom a few years ago. Nowhere near what you're describing, but it didn't last long. I thought it was every bit as good as the 100% beef and hoped they'd ratchet up the ratio over time, but they canceled instead. 100
