Reposted by Laird BarronJessica M. @jessicamace.bsky.social · 20hHundreds of library workers and over 10,000 books and... Look what made it to the Mid-Hudson Library System Halloween pick list 🖤 2353
Laird Barron @lairdbarron.bsky.social · 20hEverybody who lived in Seattle's U District knew frat bros were trouble. I carried a mattock handle everywhere I went for a reason 2240454
Laird Barron @lairdbarron.bsky.social · 02/10/2026www.patreon.com/LairdBarron/...patreon.comCampfire Tales: Guest Story | Laird BarronAs promised, so begins my annua; tradition of relaying eerie anecdotes during the month of October. However, tonight I'm starting us out wit 0188
Laird Barron @lairdbarron.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Somebody whistled from the guest room after midnight. We had no guests. Around that time a wicker chest in my office was mysteriously slid across the floor and left wide open. No one was around to do that either. 2232
Laird Barron @lairdbarron.bsky.social · 30/09/2026www.patreon.com/LairdBarron/...patreon.comReign of Terror | Laird BarronFriends, tomorrow marks the beginning of the month of Halloween. I'll be sharing campfire tales and eerie anecdotes all month long. In fact, 0157
Laird Barron @lairdbarron.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Honey Do List for next sane president: Restore gutted agencies & programs Recall government workers Abolish ICE Indict Trump and cabinet allies Open investigations into a slew of congress members Cancel military funding to Israel 1/ 5486
Laird Barron @lairdbarron.bsky.social · 30/09/2026The guilty face of dog who has discovered the meaning of fafo Image by Jessica M 2341
Laird Barron @lairdbarron.bsky.social · 30/09/2026It finally happened. Valentina got sprayed by a skunk. 9250
Laird Barron @lairdbarron.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Funny to realize that if Jack Smith had decided to indict Biden on something, the SC would've said, Hell yeah! and presidential immunity wouldn't be a thing oday 1140
Laird Barron @lairdbarron.bsky.social · 28/09/2026You can't have zero tolerance policies for generations of school kids then clutch your pearls when they don't heroically leap to defend strangers as men. 1171
Laird Barron @lairdbarron.bsky.social · 28/09/2026BACKROOMS: Thomas Ligotti has breached containment with Gen Z 2671
Laird Barron @lairdbarron.bsky.social · 28/09/2026A country that has to remind you to love it aint no country at all 35613
Laird Barron @lairdbarron.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Like a light to dynamite I saw you in the doorway And in the flood that stirs the blood Of all the world before me 1191
Laird Barron @lairdbarron.bsky.social · 26/09/2026www.patreon.com/LairdBarron/...patreon.comViewing Roundup | Laird BarronViewing Roundup by Laird Barron on Patreon. Join Laird Barron's community for exclusive content and updates. 0103
Laird Barron @lairdbarron.bsky.social · 26/09/2026The Supreme Court has been uniquely traitorous to the rule of law. 3314
Laird Barron @lairdbarron.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Right up there with the candid shot of mild mannered Ted Bundy snarling 3281
Laird Barron @lairdbarron.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Ah, it's Pitch My Ideas on Social Media So Some Unscrupulous Bastard Can Harvest Them Day once again 3232
Reposted by Laird BarronJessica M. @jessicamace.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I'm currently working my way through the 600+ page graphic novel Uzumaki by Junji Ito. And it's brilliant 4271
Laird Barron @lairdbarron.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I worked in a factory years ago. Hundreds and hundreds of employees over time... Immigrants, as a group, were the most honest, reliable, hard working people to come through those doors. Fuck Trump. Fuck Miller. Fuck Musk. 57114
Laird Barron @lairdbarron.bsky.social · 22/09/2026It's a trip watching Reacher on episodes of Blue Mountain State 2170
Reposted by Laird BarronThree-Lobed Burning Eye magazine @3lobedmag.com · 17/09/2026Support us because you love to read genre fiction and we love to publish it! We have it all: ghostpunk, mushroom rotica, cozy doom, monster dance, carnivorous hair, sad professor, weremollusc, cosmic mess, yarn slasher, liminal faces, bad algebra. kck.st/4x4r1oz 1107
Laird Barron @lairdbarron.bsky.social · 19/09/2026www.patreon.com/LairdBarron/...patreon.comGnomes | Laird BarronGnomes by Laird Barron on Patreon. Join Laird Barron's community for exclusive content and updates. 1112
Laird Barron @lairdbarron.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Plenty to hit the GOP on without crowing about the "elder abuse" of Mitch M. The Dems were quite pleased to play Weekend at Bernie's with Feinstein. 1290
Reposted by Laird BarronGreg Greene @igreggreene.bsky.social · 17/09/2026THE BROADSWORD: BEST EARLY WORKS OF LAIRD BARRON just went on sale from Chiroptera Press. @lairdbarron.bsky.social fans, get it while you can, I expect it will sell out quickly! chiropterapress.com 1185
Laird Barron @lairdbarron.bsky.social · 17/09/2026This motherfucker is a bona fide national security threat 2329550
Laird Barron @lairdbarron.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I'm rollin, I'm rollin, I'm rollin One, two, into the amplifier You got to get to Into the amplifier, one, two, into the amplifier The electrified two into the amplifier 190
Laird Barron @lairdbarron.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Bases shot to hell. Depleted munitions. Demoralized troops. Energy prices skyrocketing. Young heir terrified to show face in public. President hiding in a food cart... Yep, the war is going fucking swell. Why do you ask? 2374
Laird Barron @lairdbarron.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Supergirl was waaay better the MRA-o-sphere would have you believe 4250
Laird Barron @lairdbarron.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Some people have a special kinda knack Getting what they wanted just to stab you in the back Nine times out of ten it's the leader of the pack Leader of the pack 1181
Laird Barron @lairdbarron.bsky.social · 15/09/2026"Fear of AI ending the world is overblown!" As Jessica M commented to me: Wait until it decides it needs water more than we do. 3221
Laird Barron @lairdbarron.bsky.social · 14/09/2026The US and Israel are committing war crimes. It's necessary to acknowledge this. 1014033
Laird Barron @lairdbarron.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Ahhh, week 1 of the NFL. All the games are in Q2 and the legion of Blue Sky scouts and coaches are gloriously overreacting to every score. Time is a ring. 2220
Laird Barron @lairdbarron.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Assisted Dying advocates: my body, my choice Someone: Not like that! 0181
Laird Barron @lairdbarron.bsky.social · 12/09/2026She can stay gone. On the Epstein Files: I don't really care about that..." 5152
Reposted by Laird BarronJessica M. @jessicamace.bsky.social · 11/09/2026youtu.be/WLDE9LrGpNk?...youtu.beJimmy Kimmel’s Interview with James Talarico That the FCC Doesn’t Want You To SeeYouTube video by Jimmy Kimmel Live 174
Laird Barron @lairdbarron.bsky.social · 10/09/2026www.patreon.com/LairdBarron/...patreon.comThe Broadsword (Best early works) | Laird BarronBehold the dust jacket for The Broadsword: Best early works of Laird Barron. This drops soon--I'll provide a link when I am able. Limited to 1319
Reposted by Laird BarronGreg Greene @igreggreene.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Chiroptera Press just shared this… a greatest hits collection of @lairdbarron.bsky.social’s early work is on the way! More news in a week! 2367
Laird Barron @lairdbarron.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Threw his head back like a pelican and straightened his tie, Each time you're asking, you're making me kinda nervous And with a click of his silvered fingers I was falling through the sky 2150
Laird Barron @lairdbarron.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Jessica M paid her respects at the funeral of an elderly friend today. Mid service, a silvery old doe limped between tombstones, a few feet from the gathering. 4390
Laird Barron @lairdbarron.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I searched to find the fracture in his tombstone facelift And he fixed me with the coldness Of the kingdom in his eyes Midas! 1141
Laird Barron @lairdbarron.bsky.social · 08/09/2026www.patreon.com/LairdBarron/...patreon.comYear’s Best Weird Fiction, Volume 2 (2016) | Laird BarronYear’s Best Weird Fiction, Volume 2 (2016) by Laird Barron on Patreon. Join Laird Barron's community for exclusive content and updates. 0132
Reposted by Laird BarronWesley in the Willows @earthpigjohnson.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Imperfect association of the morning: Blood Meridian as Lord of the Rings, with the Glanton Gang not as the Fellowship but the Orc horde, washing across a dying realm of magic and stamping out whatever wonder remains. 1153
Laird Barron @lairdbarron.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Hard, my body's so hard Only shoot to hit the mark, shoot to hit the mark Keep my nails so sharp, tear you apart Whatever you are 1100
Laird Barron @lairdbarron.bsky.social · 02/09/2026If you want to know what would happen during an alien invasion, look no further than what happens to a wasp nest when the exterminator shows up. Those wasps never knew their killer was there. 3432