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Laird Barron

@lairdbarron.bsky.social
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A dog of the house Mainly updates; occasional commentary Catch me at my Patreon: Realms of Old Leech www.patreon.com/lairdbarron/about Banner art: Chuck Killorin.

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Jessica M. @jessicamace.bsky.social · 20h
Hundreds of library workers and over 10,000 books and... Look what made it to the Mid-Hudson Library System Halloween pick list 🖤
The banner for the Mid-Hudson Library System Halloween PicksCover for The Croning by Laird Barron along with the catalog notes for the MHLS libraries that own it.
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Laird Barron @lairdbarron.bsky.social · 20h
Everybody who lived in Seattle's U District knew frat bros were trouble. I carried a mattock handle everywhere I went for a reason
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Laird Barron @lairdbarron.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Campfire Tales: Guest Story | Laird Barron
As promised, so begins my annua; tradition of relaying eerie anecdotes during the month of October. However, tonight I'm starting us out wit
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Laird Barron @lairdbarron.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Somebody whistled from the guest room after midnight. We had no guests. Around that time a wicker chest in my office was mysteriously slid across the floor and left wide open. No one was around to do that either.
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Laird Barron @lairdbarron.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Reign of Terror | Laird Barron
Friends, tomorrow marks the beginning of the month of Halloween. I'll be sharing campfire tales and eerie anecdotes all month long. In fact,
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Laird Barron @lairdbarron.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Honey Do List for next sane president: Restore gutted agencies & programs Recall government workers Abolish ICE Indict Trump and cabinet allies Open investigations into a slew of congress members Cancel military funding to Israel 1/
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Laird Barron @lairdbarron.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The guilty face of dog who has discovered the meaning of fafo Image by Jessica M
gloomy dog after receiving bath due to skunk spray
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Laird Barron @lairdbarron.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It finally happened. Valentina got sprayed by a skunk.
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Laird Barron @lairdbarron.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Funny to realize that if Jack Smith had decided to indict Biden on something, the SC would've said, Hell yeah! and presidential immunity wouldn't be a thing oday
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Laird Barron @lairdbarron.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You can't have zero tolerance policies for generations of school kids then clutch your pearls when they don't heroically leap to defend strangers as men.
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Laird Barron @lairdbarron.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
BACKROOMS: Thomas Ligotti has breached containment with Gen Z
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Laird Barron @lairdbarron.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A country that has to remind you to love it aint no country at all
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Laird Barron @lairdbarron.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Like a light to dynamite I saw you in the doorway And in the flood that stirs the blood Of all the world before me
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Laird Barron @lairdbarron.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Viewing Roundup | Laird Barron
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Laird Barron @lairdbarron.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The Supreme Court has been uniquely traitorous to the rule of law.
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Laird Barron @lairdbarron.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Right up there with the candid shot of mild mannered Ted Bundy snarling
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Laird Barron @lairdbarron.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Ah, it's Pitch My Ideas on Social Media So Some Unscrupulous Bastard Can Harvest Them Day once again
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Jessica M. @jessicamace.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I'm currently working my way through the 600+ page graphic novel Uzumaki by Junji Ito. And it's brilliant
Cover of Uzumaki by Junji Ito, black and gray people watching a character with black and gray spiral hair that is out of control. The only color on the cover is a harsh red spiral behind the title, so harsh you can almost hear it. Creepy AF page from Uzumaki by Junji Ito, a character is being taken over by an all-encompassing, living spiral. Spoiler, the spiral totally eats her.
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Laird Barron @lairdbarron.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I worked in a factory years ago. Hundreds and hundreds of employees over time... Immigrants, as a group, were the most honest, reliable, hard working people to come through those doors. Fuck Trump. Fuck Miller. Fuck Musk.
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Laird Barron @lairdbarron.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It's a trip watching Reacher on episodes of Blue Mountain State
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Three-Lobed Burning Eye magazine @3lobedmag.com · 17/09/2026
Support us because you love to read genre fiction and we love to publish it! We have it all: ghostpunk, mushroom rotica, cozy doom, monster dance, carnivorous hair, sad professor, weremollusc, cosmic mess, yarn slasher, liminal faces, bad algebra. kck.st/4x4r1oz
A parade of weird creatures along with the 3LBE masthead
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Laird Barron @lairdbarron.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Great stuff
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Laird Barron @lairdbarron.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Sooey!!
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Laird Barron @lairdbarron.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Gnomes | Laird Barron
Gnomes by Laird Barron on Patreon. Join Laird Barron's community for exclusive content and updates.
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Laird Barron @lairdbarron.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Plenty to hit the GOP on without crowing about the "elder abuse" of Mitch M. The Dems were quite pleased to play Weekend at Bernie's with Feinstein.
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Greg Greene @igreggreene.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
THE BROADSWORD: BEST EARLY WORKS OF LAIRD BARRON just went on sale from Chiroptera Press. @lairdbarron.bsky.social fans, get it while you can, I expect it will sell out quickly! chiropterapress.com
The cover of THE BROADSWORD, featuring an illustration of a creepy, tall apartment hotel building.
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Laird Barron @lairdbarron.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
There's no point in narrowly defining genres
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Laird Barron @lairdbarron.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This motherfucker is a bona fide national security threat
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Laird Barron @lairdbarron.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I'm rollin, I'm rollin, I'm rollin One, two, into the amplifier You got to get to Into the amplifier, one, two, into the amplifier The electrified two into the amplifier
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Laird Barron @lairdbarron.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Bases shot to hell. Depleted munitions. Demoralized troops. Energy prices skyrocketing. Young heir terrified to show face in public. President hiding in a food cart... Yep, the war is going fucking swell. Why do you ask?
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Laird Barron @lairdbarron.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Supergirl was waaay better the MRA-o-sphere would have you believe
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Laird Barron @lairdbarron.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Some people have a special kinda knack Getting what they wanted just to stab you in the back Nine times out of ten it's the leader of the pack Leader of the pack
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Laird Barron @lairdbarron.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
"Fear of AI ending the world is overblown!" As Jessica M commented to me: Wait until it decides it needs water more than we do.
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Laird Barron @lairdbarron.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The US and Israel are committing war crimes. It's necessary to acknowledge this.
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Laird Barron @lairdbarron.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Ahhh, week 1 of the NFL. All the games are in Q2 and the legion of Blue Sky scouts and coaches are gloriously overreacting to every score. Time is a ring.
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Laird Barron @lairdbarron.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Assisted Dying advocates: my body, my choice Someone: Not like that!
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Laird Barron @lairdbarron.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
She can stay gone. On the Epstein Files: I don't really care about that..."
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Laird Barron @lairdbarron.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
"I'm sorry, Tommy! I love you!"
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Jessica M. @jessicamace.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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Jimmy Kimmel’s Interview with James Talarico That the FCC Doesn’t Want You To See
YouTube video by Jimmy Kimmel Live
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Laird Barron @lairdbarron.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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The Broadsword (Best early works) | Laird Barron
Behold the dust jacket for The Broadsword: Best early works of Laird Barron. This drops soon--I'll provide a link when I am able. Limited to
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Greg Greene @igreggreene.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Chiroptera Press just shared this… a greatest hits collection of @lairdbarron.bsky.social’s early work is on the way! More news in a week!
A screenshot from Facebook of the title page of a book. It’s titled THE BROADSWORD: BEST EARLY WORKS OF LAIRD BARRON
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Laird Barron @lairdbarron.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Threw his head back like a pelican and straightened his tie, Each time you're asking, you're making me kinda nervous And with a click of his silvered fingers I was falling through the sky
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Laird Barron @lairdbarron.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Jessica M paid her respects at the funeral of an elderly friend today. Mid service, a silvery old doe limped between tombstones, a few feet from the gathering.
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Laird Barron @lairdbarron.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I searched to find the fracture in his tombstone facelift And he fixed me with the coldness Of the kingdom in his eyes Midas!
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Laird Barron @lairdbarron.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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Year’s Best Weird Fiction, Volume 2 (2016) | Laird Barron
Year’s Best Weird Fiction, Volume 2 (2016) by Laird Barron on Patreon. Join Laird Barron's community for exclusive content and updates.
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Laird Barron @lairdbarron.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Kyle Chandler was born to play Hal Jordan.
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Laird Barron @lairdbarron.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
"He got weed!"
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Wesley in the Willows @earthpigjohnson.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Imperfect association of the morning: Blood Meridian as Lord of the Rings, with the Glanton Gang not as the Fellowship but the Orc horde, washing across a dying realm of magic and stamping out whatever wonder remains.
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Laird Barron @lairdbarron.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Hard, my body's so hard Only shoot to hit the mark, shoot to hit the mark Keep my nails so sharp, tear you apart Whatever you are
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Laird Barron @lairdbarron.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
If you want to know what would happen during an alien invasion, look no further than what happens to a wasp nest when the exterminator shows up. Those wasps never knew their killer was there.
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