Lancifer @oncemostfavored.bsky.social · 24/07/2026I'm back on because I'm visiting Washington state. Texas has gone after this platform, requiring registering with a 3rd party to prove I'm not a vulnerable child. Any good, reliable mobile VPN recommendations out there? 000
Lancifer @oncemostfavored.bsky.social · 09/07/2026I haven't read The Croning by @lairdbarron.bsky.social in ten years, but last night I dreamed I took solace in knowing by the incisions in her skull that they let her keep most of her own brain. 110
Lancifer @oncemostfavored.bsky.social · 08/07/2026The dogs' favorite electronic musical group is Treat Eat Manifesto. (There was already a Sweet Treat Manifesto, but this one is novel, so I still win.) 000
Lancifer @oncemostfavored.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Apparently this pilot never got picked up, but it's at least as good as other serials I remember from the time. Granted, I never would have gotten half the gags, but the other half would have been good enough for li'l ol' me. www.youtube.com/watch?v=7it-...youtube.comThe Elvira ShowYouTube video by TheHauntBox 000
Lancifer @oncemostfavored.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Remaining mortar gear incoming. Wish me luck. Good thing is the original garden wall from '64 seems to be something of a DIY job anyway. The repair may not perfectly match but I believe it will be of equal or greater quality thanks to forgetting that perfect is the enemy of acceptable/complete. 000
Lancifer @oncemostfavored.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Woke up feeling like I worked all night because of all the work I had to do while dreaming. Friend needed the hospital breaking his thumb with a homemade sword, bare knucks vs space leviathans from Bikini Bottom, had to make a clone army but it was all Ewan McGregor Obi-Wans and fuck the prequels. 100
Lancifer @oncemostfavored.bsky.social · 04/07/2026This is the weirdest speculum I have ever seen. 000
Lancifer @oncemostfavored.bsky.social · 03/07/2026I've always been more Silent Hill, but it looks like I wound up Resident Evil. Boy howdy, did it used to vibrate and demand the occasional blood sacrifice. 010
Lancifer @oncemostfavored.bsky.social · 29/06/2026"Blowjobberwocky," was already taken. Believe it or not, it's a non-pornographic tumblr account. "Blowjabberwocky," is still free, so get it while you can. 000
Lancifer @oncemostfavored.bsky.social · 19/06/2026"Mild beheading." -Tim Schafer Creative director, Brütal Legend 000
Lancifer @oncemostfavored.bsky.social · 18/06/2026The guy who runs Reno's in Dallas is tending bar and has a shirt that says MY WIFE STABS PEOPLE. 000
Lancifer @oncemostfavored.bsky.social · 16/06/2026Inexplicably, I am somewhat remorseful that I was unimpressed by Backrooms. Maybe it's because I've already been long exposed to the concept, or maybe I'm already too much of a weirdo. Who knows? They didn't plow it into the ground or anything, it just... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 000
Lancifer @oncemostfavored.bsky.social · 16/06/2026I dreamed I was nearly negligently killed by being pushed off a ledge (which I watched in 3rd person). I was viscerally furious in a way I haven't been in some time. There was the heat, the move-by-wire muscles, the straining teeth, the volume, etc. 100
Lancifer @oncemostfavored.bsky.social · 10/06/2026CWI Course: "Peening is just another method of vibratory stress relief." 000
Lancifer @oncemostfavored.bsky.social · 01/06/2026Well... turns out Bea Arthur during The Golden Girls was not in fact too old for me. :| 000
Lancifer @oncemostfavored.bsky.social · 22/05/2026I generally don't point out spelling mistakes online, but on the subject of shady gas station ED pills giving 9 day boners, the guy was more right than wrong to call it an, "errection." 010
Lancifer @oncemostfavored.bsky.social · 13/05/2026I don't think I've ever asked you before, but... youtu.be/6DmM3M8XCiw?...youtu.beIs That All There Is?YouTube video by Cristina - Topic 100
Lancifer @oncemostfavored.bsky.social · 05/05/2026I understand what you're saying, but it's a hard sell that they are laughing ~with~ me when I myself am not laughing. 010
Lancifer @oncemostfavored.bsky.social · 04/05/2026I like talking to you because you're a captive audience. Run your mouth and anyone and everyone can destructively derail you with simultaneity. Write it down? Ye gods, will they consume every word before loading the artillery for retributive strike. Your existence notwithstanding. 100
Lancifer @oncemostfavored.bsky.social · 01/05/2026The fuck stops here. (Full disclosure: it stops significantly short of here.) www.youtube.com/watch?v=spnG...youtube.comDan Reeder - "Cowboy Song" - SweetheartYouTube video by Dan Reeder 010
Lancifer @oncemostfavored.bsky.social · 28/04/2026Rip the system. Damn the man. youtube.com/shorts/n2Rz_...youtube.comHow To Pick Handcuffs #chrisboden #comedy #diy #educational #lockpicking #escape #safety #survivalYouTube video by Chris Boden 000
Lancifer @oncemostfavored.bsky.social · 27/04/2026And fuck it, since we're dead anyway. www.youtube.com/watch?v=CqaA...youtube.comLORN - ANVIL [Official Music Video]YouTube video by GERIKO 100
Lancifer @oncemostfavored.bsky.social · 27/04/2026And here we go. In an interview, I read the artist said it was about, "going from a presence to an absence." I really hate it, but I who among us can provide contrary proof? But at least then the sentence will have been served. What ashen consolation. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tzzr...youtube.comLorn - 'Ghosst(s)' (Official Video)YouTube video by Ninja Tune 100
Lancifer @oncemostfavored.bsky.social · 27/04/2026Heh, okay, one more before the last one (it's fun to believe in the persistence of consciousness). Dr. Sick down in New Orleans does a killer version of this. www.youtube.com/watch?v=UXIn...youtube.comCab Calloway 1933 Cartoon of St. James Infirmary BluesYouTube video by John Corda 100
Lancifer @oncemostfavored.bsky.social · 27/04/2026This one could be as bad as the next one. Brutal enough in its way, but it does remind me a bit of running around Los Santos with my best friend as sociopathic crime lords. No matter how many times we raid Cayo Perico, he will always enjoy gas station stickups. www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDLH...youtube.comDan Reeder - "Stay Down, Man" (Drawn & Animated by Rodd Perry)YouTube video by Dan Reeder 000
Lancifer @oncemostfavored.bsky.social · 27/04/2026Okay, okay, okay, one more tender mercy before the last one for the evening. You're going to need it. www.youtube.com/watch?v=eV8e...youtube.comBurn The Priest - Jesus Built My Hotrod (Official Video)YouTube video by lambofgodVEVO 100
Lancifer @oncemostfavored.bsky.social · 27/04/2026You can hardly call it animated, but it's as much of an animation as the old film strips they used to show us in school. One more fun one before the end: www.youtube.com/watch?v=yywG...youtube.comGhoultown "Drink With The Living Dead" [Official]YouTube video by Ghoultown Official 000
Lancifer @oncemostfavored.bsky.social · 27/04/2026Have you ever experienced misanthropy, because of all the misanthropy? www.youtube.com/watch?v=Efsk...youtube.comBETZEFER - "The Devil Went Down To The Holy Land" (OFFICIAL VIDEO)YouTube video by Steamhammer 000
Lancifer @oncemostfavored.bsky.social · 27/04/2026I never really thought of... Is it Uriel or Azrael? Uriel was the one to check the doors for the blood if I remember correctly, but I think Azrael was the actual hatchetman... Anyway, never pegged either for ukelele hipsters, and yet here we are. www.youtube.com/watch?v=xMCe...youtube.comDeath of the Firstborn EgyptiansYouTube video by Nina Paley 000
Lancifer @oncemostfavored.bsky.social · 27/04/2026I have a thing for the Dirty Melodies. It's a McBess isn't more prolific. www.youtube.com/watch?v=mOKM...youtube.comDead Pirates - UGOYouTube video by mc bess 000
Lancifer @oncemostfavored.bsky.social · 27/04/2026Hey, JM, which one is Lucas and which one is Easy? www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9jl...youtube.comSOUND & FURY - Sturgill Simpson -Remember To Breathe LyricsYouTube video by Printelest 100
Lancifer @oncemostfavored.bsky.social · 27/04/2026Let's have some frivolity before taking a swan dive, what say you? www.youtube.com/watch?v=us3p...youtube.comAesop Rock - Long Legged Larry (Official Video)YouTube video by Rhymesayers Entertainment 000
Lancifer @oncemostfavored.bsky.social · 27/04/2026There's not enough claymation going on in the world. Nor enough T-Bone McLaserblast, if you ask me. www.youtube.com/watch?v=obcj...youtube.comPsychedelic Porn Crumpets - March On For Pax Romana - (Official Video)YouTube video by Psychedelic Prn Crumpets 000
Lancifer @oncemostfavored.bsky.social · 27/04/2026Seen this one live a time or two. Good show. www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJzW...youtube.comSquirrel Nut Zippers - Ghost of Stephen FosterYouTube video by Squirrel Nut Zippers 000
Lancifer @oncemostfavored.bsky.social · 27/04/2026Oh, so we're doing animated music videos! Last one reminded me a lot of this. Weird since I'm an ageing headbanger, but here we go. I only ever flipped a table once, and I never clawed anyone to death, but I have done a LOT of shots (not tonight, just in life): www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbQg...youtube.comCaravan Palace - Lone Digger (Official MV)YouTube video by CaravanPalace 000
Lancifer @oncemostfavored.bsky.social · 27/04/2026I'm doing this for the frog. www.youtube.com/watch?v=JH3m...youtube.comI Knead Dem BiscuitsYouTube video by Frugit 100
Lancifer @oncemostfavored.bsky.social · 27/04/2026Almost none of these posts were done while sober. 000
Lancifer @oncemostfavored.bsky.social · 25/04/2026Both, "handle with flair," and, "handle with flare," were already taken. "Handle with mare," isn't, but you can keep that one... 010
Lancifer @oncemostfavored.bsky.social · 24/04/2026The only story through which I've ever been in print. Can you guess who is me? Not my story, but proud to have made a few basic choices that helped. And that sick-assed, heavy-lidded, dead-eyed stare I used to have when my vision was better. www.kickstarter.com/projects/rsb...kickstarter.comComing soon: Dusk Omnibus: 20th Anniversary 000
Lancifer @oncemostfavored.bsky.social · 18/04/2026Just trust me. You don't know me from Adam, but I'm confident you can easily go with your gut. www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCYI...youtube.comOffend In Every WayYouTube video by The White Stripes - Topic 100
Lancifer @oncemostfavored.bsky.social · 18/04/2026Shithouse graffiti: East West Records comes to mind, though I'm sure their people wouldn't be tossing about erroneous apostrophes willy-nilly. 000
Lancifer @oncemostfavored.bsky.social · 18/04/2026Dew on a web at dawn before it gets the chance at destruction will always have difficulty not giving me pause. 010
Lancifer @oncemostfavored.bsky.social · 18/04/2026Unpinned, large bore spring can versus Harbor Freight sleever bar. 100
Lancifer @oncemostfavored.bsky.social · 18/04/2026Remember when they found that rock on Mars and named it Yogi Rock, and Space Ghost was all like (paraphrasing here), "what's this bullshit?" because Yogi Bear has nothing to do with outer space, but then he was all like, that's alright, (now quoting) "daddy's got a whole planet named after him." 100
Lancifer @oncemostfavored.bsky.social · 18/04/2026"I will show you fear in a handful of dust." It's ghost chili, courtesy of Thunderchief (not only a one man metal band, but also a sauce chef who grows his own ingredients in his backyard). 000
