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VegPlotter: Online Vegetable Garden and Allotment Planner @vegplotter.com · 23h

Planting out your spring cabbage seedlings this October? 🥬 Don't let your hard work become a pigeon's lunch! Hungry birds will be looking for a tasty snack. Netting is a must for crop protection. You can find these and plan your entire plot layout in VegPlotter! buff.ly/Ot1VMgU #Gardening

Garden planner interface: left shows a scaled top-down plot with meter grid, planted beds, a fruit tree, pumpkins and pathways; right sidebar displays a "find structure" search and listed items like Fruit Cage or Netting, Gate – Picket Light Wooden, and Greenhouse.

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VegPlotter: Online Vegetable Garden and Allotment Planner @vegplotter.com · 15h

October is perfect for planting broad beans (fava beans) for an early crop next spring! 🍂 Grow guide here : vegplotter.com/grow-guides/...

Clustered white tubular flowers with dark centers on a green-leafed plant, tied to a bamboo stake with blue twine in a cultivated garden row of soil.

Freshly picked bright green broad bean pods heaped in a clear plastic container held by a hand, set against a blurred garden hedge background.

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Mike Batt @mikebatt.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

A song for my mum and my monarch:

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Kate L @thisiskatel.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

bsky.app/profile/coun... You've already got success in your demand from Count Binface.

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Jon Knight @greenjimll.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I remember as a young lad watching a @omrlp.bsky.social candidate on a kids TV show in 1980s who had a policy to reduce policing costs by legalising large scale bank robbery. So someone got there before them!

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Mike Batt @mikebatt.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

The wildest woolly Womble in the west:

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oFFiCiaL mONsTEr RaViNg LooNy PArTy @omrlp.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

BREAKING Draft #Budget by Reform Party announced ... youtu.be/BI7fudmO7FY?...

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not the nine o'clock news - budget

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Jon Knight @greenjimll.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Here's an idea for @omrlp.bsky.social to mull over: #ClimateChange influenced extremes of weather seem to be resulting in south-east England turning into a desert, whilst north-west Scotland has constant rain. So I propose sticking a really big pin in Manchester so we can swivel the UK round.

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Alisdair Calder McGregor @acmcgregor.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Aside from the expected result, my immediate astonishment is that none of the 34 candidates got zero votes. Also, Nick the Incredible Flying Brick out-polling his @omrlp.bsky.social party leader Howling Laud Hope shows the power of the order of candidates on the ballot paper.

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oFFiCiaL mONsTEr RaViNg LooNy PArTy @omrlp.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

#Manicfesto for the UnFunfair #ClactonByElection 🎩

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oFFiCiaL mONsTEr RaViNg LooNy PArTy @omrlp.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Clac'd Out Election Kit (Scissors etc not supplied) #ClactonByElection

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🇬🇧Trump dead yet? 🇺🇦🇵🇸 🇬🇱 @anton-decque.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Official Monster Raving Loony Party @omrlp.bsky.social Annual Conference is in September 2026 but it'll look like it's come early at the Clacton byelection declaration with three #OMRLP Loony candidates on the podium: Howling Laud Hope🤞 Nick The Flying Brick🤞 Baron Von Thunderclap🤞

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oFFiCiaL mONsTEr RaViNg LooNy PArTy @omrlp.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

We will rename Clacton, in future it will simply be called 'Eric' #ClactonByElection #Manicfesto

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oFFiCiaL mONsTEr RaViNg LooNy PArTy @omrlp.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

All MPs will be required to wear the slogans of the company's that they work or get additional income from, on their clothes like F1 drivers & snooker players. #Clacton #ClactonByElection #Manicfesto

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oFFiCiaL mONsTEr RaViNg LooNy PArTy @omrlp.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

In 2030 it will be 100 years after the first #FIFAWorldCup was held. We will introduce 2 needless 'refuel' breaks in the match to allow all the players to have some Birthday cake in celebration of the current #FIFA President and for all the outstanding work he has done for the game! #Manicfesto

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oFFiCiaL mONsTEr RaViNg LooNy PArTy @omrlp.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Next time Chris Martin does a concert, there should be a 30min break in the middle and a football match played on the stage instead . . . let's see how he likes it! #Manicfesto #WorldCupFinal

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oFFiCiaL mONsTEr RaViNg LooNy PArTy @omrlp.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

ALL candidates (irrespective of lifeform) should be treated equally in any election contest & be provided with the facilities to campaign. We will therefore set up a 'pop-up' Intergalatic space port in Clacton Pavilion for the duration of the #ClactonByElection

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oFFiCiaL mONsTEr RaViNg LooNy PArTy @omrlp.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

All MPs will be required to wear the slogans of the company's that they work or get additional income from, on their clothes like F1 drivers & snooker players. #Clacton #ClactonByElection #Manicfesto

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oFFiCiaL mONsTEr RaViNg LooNy PArTy @omrlp.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

We will rename Clacton, in future it will simply be called 'Eric' #ClactonByElection #Manicfesto

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oFFiCiaL mONsTEr RaViNg LooNy PArTy @omrlp.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

So we now have a #HillsboroughLaw to 'force' people to tell the truth? We have long suggested for a law where it's illegal for any politician to lie! Sadly most of the 650 people that could implement this are not interested in a #Manicfesto pledge that would see them jailed🎩

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oFFiCiaL mONsTEr RaViNg LooNy PArTy @omrlp.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

We will further increase government transparency by moving Parliament to St Osyth Naturist Beach. #Manicfesto

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oFFiCiaL mONsTEr RaViNg LooNy PArTy @omrlp.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

We have had a few enquiries as to why we are fielding 3 candidates in the #ClactonByElection ... We firstly, it gives us 3 times the chance of winning and more importantly gives traditional voters of the #LibLabCon trick someone they can vote for!

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oFFiCiaL mONsTEr RaViNg LooNy PArTy @omrlp.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

9/9 Dame #VickIMichelle🎩 #KingsBirthdayHonours

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oFFiCiaL mONsTEr RaViNg LooNy PArTy @omrlp.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

6/9 Dame #JudieTzuke🎩 #KingsBirthdayHonours

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oFFiCiaL mONsTEr RaViNg LooNy PArTy @omrlp.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

3/9 Lady #AnneHegerty🎩 #KingsBirthdayHonours

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Matthew Wright @matthew-wright.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

From 7 @lbc.co.uk: is it time to call Last Orders on parliament’s drinking culture? Should men stand aside to insure Labour’s next leader is a woman? Harriet Harman says they should! And chancellor John Healey is looking for cuts - but where should his axe fall? 📞0345 6060973 x

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Matthew Wright @matthew-wright.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Won’t let the sniffles interrupt this - fitting a new gearbox oil seal on the Egli. Just hope I can remember how it all goes back together 😂 discovering lots of cool mods by the previous owner too…

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Jon Knight @greenjimll.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Actually I tell a lie... they haven't got two candidates standing. I misread the list. They have three. 😳🤪😂😂

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Jon Knight @greenjimll.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

"All candidates should be treated equally in any election contest and be provided with the facilities to campaign. We will therefore set up an Intergalactic Spaceport in Clacton Pavilion." Jolly decent of @omrlp.bsky.social to be thinking of their opponent @countbinface.bsky.social there. 👍😂😂

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Alisdair Calder McGregor @acmcgregor.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

The @omrlp.bsky.social appear to be standing 3 Candidates in the Clacton by-election 🤣

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oFFiCiaL mONsTEr RaViNg LooNy PArTy @omrlp.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

BREAKING NEWS #ClactonByElection briefing notes for Andrew Neil leaked!!

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oFFiCiaL mONsTEr RaViNg LooNy PArTy @omrlp.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

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oFFiCiaL mONsTEr RaViNg LooNy PArTy @omrlp.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

It still seems a tad bizarre that 2 years ago today we had a #GeneralElection and now, despite having over 400 MP's, @uklabour.bsky.social decided none of those are up to the job! Under an OFFICIAL Loony Government, everyone will be allowed to be Prime Minister for 15 minutes. #Manicfesto🎩

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oFFiCiaL mONsTEr RaViNg LooNy PArTy @omrlp.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

Our #LoonyLotto prize game has come out of lockdown retirement so you can win up to 3 loontastic prizes. #ClactonByElection

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oFFiCiaL mONsTEr RaViNg LooNy PArTy @omrlp.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

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Mike Batt @mikebatt.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

OOps - that last link went to the wrong Youtube Channel. Here is the FULL LENGTH archival/promo VID of Mov.t 1 of my SYMPHONY No 1 "Ukraine" youtu.be/iax7ffBG5TQ

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BATT: SYMPHONY No 1 "UKRAINE - 1st Movement COMPLETE

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oFFiCiaL mONsTEr RaViNg LooNy PArTy @omrlp.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

#LoonyConf preparations are now well under way. Everyone welcome to attend (it's Free) and help plan for the future OFFICIAL Loony Government!

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oFFiCiaL mONsTEr RaViNg LooNy PArTy @omrlp.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

The new OFFICIAL Loony Ministers will sort this mess out! #KingsBirthdayHonours www.loonyparty.com/5407/9539/kings-birthday-honours-2026/

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Kings Birthday Honours 2026 – The Official Monster Raving Loony Party

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oFFiCiaL mONsTEr RaViNg LooNy PArTy @omrlp.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

#LoonyConf preparations are now well under way. Everyone welcome to attend (it's Free) and help plan for the future OFFICIAL Loony Government!

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