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Kyle

@omnisnoozer.bsky.social
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Airplane and caffeine enthusiast. Porg wrangler.

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Kyle @omnisnoozer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
They need to learn from Boeing and call it a quality escape.
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Kyle @omnisnoozer.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This one’s on me. Sorry, I was trying to plan a non rev trip to Europe tomorrow.
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Kyle @omnisnoozer.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I know the people in my town have too much money when the person in front of me bought 4 water bottles in the Starbucks drive thru.
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Kyle @omnisnoozer.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
The perfect United club American style breakfast.
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Prof. Fun | Nathan Hartman @professorfun.net · 16/08/2026
I spent too much time in this room to ever fully believe anything #d23 announces.
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Kyle @omnisnoozer.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Someone on r/unitedairlines is coming up with big ideas and I’m here for it. Scott Kirby, this is what a game changing idea looks like.
A hot dog roller in place of the grab and go snack bar at the back of a United A321 neo
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Kyle @omnisnoozer.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Another JetBlue flight another delayed departure. Classic. This airline really doesn’t make a good case for itself.
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ACARS Drama @acarsdrama.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Air to Ground Message: FO IS CRYING RN. SMH. Area: Philadelphia, PA, USA Type: Embraer 175 (Enhanced Wing) A: #a93c3333f10 F: #ff5372e0d7f
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Kyle @omnisnoozer.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
If this is true that's quite the welcome change. Especially now that Southwest has lost so many TV stations on their aircraft.
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Kyle @omnisnoozer.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
WAT. #knicksin5
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bree bird 🇨🇦 @goose.ski · 09/06/2026
STOP MAKING HELICOPTERS
•PROPELLERS WERE NOT MEANT TO GENERATE LIFT
• YEARS OFCRASHES yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for THESE FLYING DEATH MACHINES
• Wanted to Land on a basketball court? We had a tool for that: It was called The Piper Cub
• "Yes please give me an aircraft without wings."
- Statements by morons
LOOK at what Helicoper Pilots have been demanding your Respect for all this time, with all the STOL aircraft
we built for them
(These are real Helicopters, made by real people ):
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"Hello I would like A Flying Blender please"
They have played us for absolute fools
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Kyle @omnisnoozer.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
New park day. Trying to make some use of my $50 six flags pass.
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Jjinandtonic @jjinandtonic.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Average bsky poster:
Big head fish peeking out behind a sign thats says 

Please Do NOT Stir Me Up
When you do I hit my head on the glass and if I keep doing it I will
die.
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Kyle @omnisnoozer.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Adding Limelight by Rush to the Rock n rollercoaster queue already automatically makes it better than the Aerosmith version.
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Kyle @omnisnoozer.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
How premium a snack Southwest. I’m just sad unlike the folks on Reddit I haven’t been beaten senseless and treated like a bag of trash so far on this flight.
Bag of Southwest Airlines pistachios.
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AFA-CWA, The Flight Attendant Union @afacwa.org · 12/05/2026
United AFA Flight Attendants voted 82% to ratify their new Contract, with 88.9% participating. United Flight Attendants will receive a 31% average wage increase and boarding pay this summer, and many other improvements. afacwa.org/united-fligh...
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Kyle @omnisnoozer.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Oh damn.
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Kyle @omnisnoozer.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
They had that in the chamber and ready to go for the past few months.
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Kyle @omnisnoozer.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Guess I’ve celebrated science for the last time. This is super disappointing.
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Matt Brown @mattbrown.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Okay CTA. This is a good sign.
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Ivonne @servoisnaked.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Love browsing online for vintage EPCOT tees just so I can find gems like this
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cakejumper 🍰🦊 @cakejumper.ie · 02/04/2026
windows keeps hallucinating monitors that don't exist I'm laughing so hard help
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Ben Bearup @theaviationbeat.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Jetblue "Blueprint II" coming soon to a factory-fresh A220. www.planespotters.net/photo/190888...
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Kyle @omnisnoozer.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
We got United Sky Couch before GTA6.
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Kyle @omnisnoozer.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Keeping with the trend of a Thursday plane. One of these things is not like the other.
China Southern C919 taxiing at PVG.
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Kyle @omnisnoozer.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Making people listen to Dave Matthew’s band seems like a war crime.
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Kyle @omnisnoozer.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Meanwhile at United: the best we can do is a sticker.
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Kyle @omnisnoozer.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Man southwest messed up hard getting rid of canyon blue. It’s just better.
Canyon blue southwest 737
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Kyle @omnisnoozer.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Sometimes you do win some with JetBlue. Full flight but I ended up in an even more space seat with an empty middle.
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Kyle @omnisnoozer.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
I wonder if a pilot has like a ratatouille situation going on.
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Kyle @omnisnoozer.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
JetBlue operate an on time flight challenge; impossible. But at least I didn’t have to leave work early. ¯\ _(ツ)_/¯
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Logan Dean @logandean.games · 08/02/2026
They got the big game on at the bar
Large television showing the boonta eve classic
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Kyle @omnisnoozer.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
All I’m gonna say is you’ll never see Scott Kirby eating out of the Logan airport White Castle vending machine. Man of the people.
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Kyle @omnisnoozer.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Not great Bob.
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Kyle @omnisnoozer.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
C909 sighting!
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BlogMickey.com @blogmickey.com · 14/01/2026
Figment Escapes Imagination Pavilion at EPCOT
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Figment Escapes Imagination Pavilion at EPCOT
Come with us to EPCOT to experience a rare roaming Figment as the lovable dragon escapes the Imagination Pavilion
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Kyle @omnisnoozer.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Allegiant has that kind of money?
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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
when i eat too much tylenol
screen grab from Pluribus with subtitles that say “man, i love trains”
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Kyle @omnisnoozer.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Once again the Knicks are the savior of NY sports.
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bsquiklehausen @bsquiklehausen.com · 14/12/2025
Don't worry, American Airlines - I'm always ready to GgoAAAANSUhEUgAABHoAAAEkCAIA
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Kyle @omnisnoozer.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
Plane.
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Kyle @omnisnoozer.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
hahahaha
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Kyle @omnisnoozer.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
It’s sunny!
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Kyle @omnisnoozer.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
Off to warmer weather
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Kyle @omnisnoozer.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
Time to head to the airport. At least sleep depriving myself the night before actually got me to sleep last night.
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Jeremy "Looking for Arrows" Zorek @jeremyzorek.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Move over, Defunctland, there's a new long-form content king in town
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Kyle @omnisnoozer.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
🦎
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Kyle @omnisnoozer.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Missed a first seat by one but a empty exit row is decent enough. Happy thanksgiving.
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Kyle @omnisnoozer.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
I do not like the ERJ. But it’s better than a CR2.
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