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Omelette Coleman @omelettecoleman.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

True. It's quite funny that United have pulled this twice and only earned a single point though.

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Omelette Coleman @omelettecoleman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Better get organised soon or it'll be a case of the the Spy Who Came in the Cold.

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Omelette Coleman @omelettecoleman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Not one admitting the reality: Israel is creating a one state solution, just with apartheid as its underpinning and not democracy.

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Omelette Coleman @omelettecoleman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

They won't pull this money anyway. It's just an excuse for Burnham and co to massage an outcome more in Abu Dhabi's favour. Pretty disgusting really.

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Omelette Coleman @omelettecoleman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Making it legally possible to renationalise water but not actually renationalising water is socialism now. Job done!

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Omelette Coleman @omelettecoleman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

It coincided with boomers hitting their 60s. You can't expect them to understand any of it really, provided their rental incomes kept ticking over.

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Omelette Coleman @omelettecoleman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I still find talking on the phone weird tbh.

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Omelette Coleman @omelettecoleman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

How Simon imagines the 1970s from an everyman perspective

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Omelette Coleman @omelettecoleman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Lol this is just cheating really. Fraudulent all the way down.

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Omelette Coleman @omelettecoleman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Reckon the Cuban people will be delighted to hear this John. Hopefully they will run any plans by you and your pals before taking action.

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Omelette Coleman @omelettecoleman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Absolutely, John. You are talking about the USA though, right?

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Omelette Coleman @omelettecoleman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I just answer them all as if they are my oldest, most treasured friends. They don't seem to hang around long but I'm sure it brightens their days.

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Omelette Coleman @omelettecoleman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Mind you, that's not personalised so I guess it's fine!

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Omelette Coleman @omelettecoleman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

The sane response. I can't imagine being enthusiastic about listening to an AI-generated song, and I hope that feeling is general. Even so, you'll here plenty of slop when waiting for calls or wandering shops.

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Omelette Coleman @omelettecoleman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Personally, "infinite personal music" is a nightmarish prospect. Everyone bopping to different (but invariably derivative) tracks and no shared musical experiences. But not for this jerk and a few massively overcapitalised peers. No sirree.

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Omelette Coleman @omelettecoleman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

So many claims relating to AI are solutions to problems that no healthy society would ever consider to be problems at all.

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Omelette Coleman @omelettecoleman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

It's yank soldiers selling subsidised diesel on the sly to London gangsters. And the foreign actor is Ray Winstone.

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Omelette Coleman @omelettecoleman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Though I don't think even they are silly enough to call accounts "awl1973" or something like that.

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Omelette Coleman @omelettecoleman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Please tell me this isn't an AWL account continuing to hammer away at some mythical Stalinist hard left?

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Omelette Coleman @omelettecoleman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Someone needs to persuade Arsenal legend Nicholas Pepe to land one on him when Real Madrid play Villareal in a few weeks.

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Omelette Coleman @omelettecoleman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Not an issue. If it's been trained on data relating to the sexual proclivities of Silicon Valley, these agents will be in seventh heaven.

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Omelette Coleman @omelettecoleman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Just go and stand with them somewhere in a field in Hampshire if you really need that 90s fix. Much cheaper and nicer really.

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Omelette Coleman @omelettecoleman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Year three: Altman drives his clown car off a cliff and it hovers in mid air, as if flying. Gesturing to an expectant crowd of AI hardcore and gleeful rubberneckers "Look guys, we're in the singularity!"

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Omelette Coleman @omelettecoleman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Cracking use of AI, this. Well done.

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Omelette Coleman @omelettecoleman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Not sure requests for health data should be categorised as "mundane". HIPAA would certainly disagree!

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Omelette Coleman @omelettecoleman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Should be American Intelligence. Trump's losing it here.

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Omelette Coleman @omelettecoleman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Absolute lol. We mustn't raise pensions by 1% because the bond markets will nuke everything in sight but the most clownish people in business history have free rein to pump up a bubble you can see from Alpha Centauri. Never change, capitalism.

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Omelette Coleman @omelettecoleman.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

AI will soon stand for American Intelligence. Amazed it doesn't already really.

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Omelette Coleman @omelettecoleman.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

This to me is the surest sign that the bubble is going to explode in the next few weeks

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Omelette Coleman @omelettecoleman.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

And as far as I can see Davey's one environmental policy seems to be cutting fuel duty (aside from gestures towards affordable public transport).

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Omelette Coleman @omelettecoleman.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

The usual neoliberal bullshit I'm afraid. For instance, raising the higher earning threshold to £56,000 is hardly going to benefit many nurses when the average pay for NHS nurses is around £37k. nhspayscales.co.uk/what-is-the-...

nhspayscales.co.uk

What is the salary of a nurse in the UK? – nhspayscales.co.uk

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Omelette Coleman @omelettecoleman.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Have to say I think Ed Davey should have stuck to whitewater rafting and ziplines. Not sure tax breaks for affluent people is going to cut it right now tbh.

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Omelette Coleman @omelettecoleman.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

It's amazing how quickly AI safety trolling has become a prevalent form of climate denial. Great e.g. of the AI and fossil fuel industries lining up their interests.

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