oldtimeyclock.bsky.social @oldtimeyclock.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I’m so thrilled this is our modern reality 020
oldtimeyclock.bsky.social @oldtimeyclock.bsky.social · 26/09/2026ofc meta responds by forcing more of that filth into my algo so I guess my only option is disconnect from my meaningful relationships there which is a pretty sweet feeling 110
oldtimeyclock.bsky.social @oldtimeyclock.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Finding myself physically unable to resist cursing out every slop ad on the meta platforms and it’s feeling real unhealthy. 110
Reposted by @oldtimeyclock.bsky.socialAndrew Made of MEAT @formaldehydefce.bsky.social · 26/08/2026You're a bundle of lightning meat inside a skeleton beneath a bunch of meat wrapped up magic leather, and when you eat something it slides down into your acid sack. Act like it. 021
oldtimeyclock.bsky.social @oldtimeyclock.bsky.social · 07/08/2026What’s it called when the landlord is always completely up your ass about not dropping everything to respond immediately but then absolutely ignores your texts and emails? 000
oldtimeyclock.bsky.social @oldtimeyclock.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Interesting factoid about retail: if there’s only one customer in the store, there is a 100% chance the only place they want to browse is the exact spot where your work is 000
oldtimeyclock.bsky.social @oldtimeyclock.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Someone just asked me if we’d lost a bet with the devil and he was making us listen to the music we’re playing in the store. Then he asked me when a book that isn’t going to come out is coming out. If anybody is wondering about the state of current discourse. 000
oldtimeyclock.bsky.social @oldtimeyclock.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Just heard a child telling their parent through choked tears that my store “always makes them so sad because [we] never have any Pokémon cards” So: big shout out to adult flippers for helping build that moment. Y’all the real Players. 000
oldtimeyclock.bsky.social @oldtimeyclock.bsky.social · 09/06/2026Still can’t believe they made that white boy play that music till he died. Will there ever be justice in this crazy world? 000
oldtimeyclock.bsky.social @oldtimeyclock.bsky.social · 28/05/2026intentionally damaging your books is a radical anti-capitalist act 010
oldtimeyclock.bsky.social @oldtimeyclock.bsky.social · 28/05/2026“Come on down to Fucking Worthless Books, where i personally bite every single comic that comes through our door to ensure it stays a reader copy!” 010
oldtimeyclock.bsky.social @oldtimeyclock.bsky.social · 24/05/2026Convention life is hard for sure, but keeping the faith has always served me well in the end. 100
oldtimeyclock.bsky.social @oldtimeyclock.bsky.social · 24/05/2026That thing when you notice a dude crudely checking out a woman but you only noticed because you were also checking her out… 000
oldtimeyclock.bsky.social @oldtimeyclock.bsky.social · 24/05/2026Should have known better than to mention Invincible in the place where reply-guy wanks hang out. That one’s on me. 000
oldtimeyclock.bsky.social @oldtimeyclock.bsky.social · 23/05/2026All of you motherfuckers had 25+ years to find out about Invincible. Die disappointed that you can’t find it now. There’s a thousand other books every bit as good that you can pick up and read today but you’re sleeping on because it’s not a tv show. 000
oldtimeyclock.bsky.social @oldtimeyclock.bsky.social · 23/05/2026Wandering through bookstores conventions and picking up books solely to comment on how good or bad the movie/tv show was just feels so completely…idk I can’t find the word but I hate it 000
oldtimeyclock.bsky.social @oldtimeyclock.bsky.social · 23/05/2026Forever heartbroken that people can only relate to books through their media tie-ins 100
oldtimeyclock.bsky.social @oldtimeyclock.bsky.social · 23/05/2026I misread a dudes shirt and thought it said “Ed Harpy” and now im livid that it didn’t. 000
oldtimeyclock.bsky.social @oldtimeyclock.bsky.social · 20/05/2026Clearly fuck Taco Bell for a lot of reasons but “we no longer have the item that is currently 1/4 of the menu” is a bold choice. 000
oldtimeyclock.bsky.social @oldtimeyclock.bsky.social · 20/05/2026“I’m sorry we no longer have •item that is still predominantly listed on the digital menu•” 100
oldtimeyclock.bsky.social @oldtimeyclock.bsky.social · 19/05/2026Welp. Suddenly ALL of my facebook ads are for nudify ai apps. So that’s cool. 000
oldtimeyclock.bsky.social @oldtimeyclock.bsky.social · 18/05/2026There are few sounds better than the tone shift in the operators voice when you tell them you’re closing your credit account with their company. Aural manna. 010
oldtimeyclock.bsky.social @oldtimeyclock.bsky.social · 13/05/2026Strange things are afoot at the Circle K. 000
oldtimeyclock.bsky.social @oldtimeyclock.bsky.social · 07/05/2026One day when I am dead and gone I will be remembered By spambots and data Scrapers as they daily Remind me there are problems With my website The package is ready To claim SEO optimization Could be better The payment has failed The account is at risk of Deletion and this shall be My legacy 010
oldtimeyclock.bsky.social @oldtimeyclock.bsky.social · 07/05/2026Modern tech be like: oh, you visited an adult site once? Oh shit fam lemme help you out and put that link ready to go on every device you’ve ever used - right there in the center timestamped and everything, we got you donevenworrybouddit 000
oldtimeyclock.bsky.social @oldtimeyclock.bsky.social · 03/05/2026Like: if someone told me they did not want my business I would hold on to that forever. Imagine trying to support someone who has specifically asked you not to. Ghastly work, that. 010
oldtimeyclock.bsky.social @oldtimeyclock.bsky.social · 03/05/2026Simply cannot fathom having been banned from a store and then trying to sneak back in every few years. 110
oldtimeyclock.bsky.social @oldtimeyclock.bsky.social · 25/04/2026Invincible is the new Rick and Morty. 000
oldtimeyclock.bsky.social @oldtimeyclock.bsky.social · 22/04/2026Hit up the soundtrack for Swiss Army Man 010
oldtimeyclock.bsky.social @oldtimeyclock.bsky.social · 15/04/2026*sitting backwards on a chair, cool youth pastor voice* You kids know who ELSE was weak on crime? 000
oldtimeyclock.bsky.social @oldtimeyclock.bsky.social · 05/04/2026I’ve gotten my hopes up too many times. That shits never gonna happen. 010
oldtimeyclock.bsky.social @oldtimeyclock.bsky.social · 04/04/2026Is the mood a whole vibe or is the vibe a whole mood? We may never know. 000
oldtimeyclock.bsky.social @oldtimeyclock.bsky.social · 23/03/2026Feels like 80% of the comics industry is propped up by like six dudes just buying multiple copies of the same books week in and week out. Supremely healthy industry state 010
oldtimeyclock.bsky.social @oldtimeyclock.bsky.social · 11/03/2026lol when you speed up to get away from the tailgater but then they pull you over because they’re a cop 000
oldtimeyclock.bsky.social @oldtimeyclock.bsky.social · 07/03/2026Got to see my childhood best friend’s dad today for the first time in maybe twenty years. I honestly did not expect to ever see him again. Got a not-verbatim version of an “I’m proud of you” out of him and oh man did that hit different 010
oldtimeyclock.bsky.social @oldtimeyclock.bsky.social · 06/03/2026I always thought of them like Socko 100
oldtimeyclock.bsky.social @oldtimeyclock.bsky.social · 28/02/2026I came here to get away from twitter. Why all you dinks keep reposting shit from that hellsite? Leave it there to rot for godsakes. 000
oldtimeyclock.bsky.social @oldtimeyclock.bsky.social · 23/02/2026Hot take: comic books can be more than a vehicle for launching “better” media tie-ins 100
oldtimeyclock.bsky.social @oldtimeyclock.bsky.social · 22/02/2026a new years resolution I’ve left unspoken so far was to not spend a single dime on Amazon this year and I *almost* caved today because googled refused to show me a competitor until the SECOND page of results 000
oldtimeyclock.bsky.social @oldtimeyclock.bsky.social · 20/02/2026I would never want to overtly thank a nazi for their service, but one or more of them clearly did gods work by contributing to the excellence of LotR 000
oldtimeyclock.bsky.social @oldtimeyclock.bsky.social · 20/02/2026Imagine it’s World War II, you’re going about your business when you’re suddenly stabbed in the back by British secret intelligence. Decades pass and finally your spirit discovers that your greatest cultural contribution is that Christopher Lee now knows what sound to make when Saruman gets stabbed. 100
