iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

oldtimeyclock.bsky.social @oldtimeyclock.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Finding myself physically unable to resist cursing out every slop ad on the meta platforms and it’s feeling real unhealthy.

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Andrew Made of MEAT @formaldehydefce.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

You're a bundle of lightning meat inside a skeleton beneath a bunch of meat wrapped up magic leather, and when you eat something it slides down into your acid sack. Act like it.

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oldtimeyclock.bsky.social @oldtimeyclock.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

What’s it called when the landlord is always completely up your ass about not dropping everything to respond immediately but then absolutely ignores your texts and emails?

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oldtimeyclock.bsky.social @oldtimeyclock.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Interesting factoid about retail: if there’s only one customer in the store, there is a 100% chance the only place they want to browse is the exact spot where your work is

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oldtimeyclock.bsky.social @oldtimeyclock.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

Someone just asked me if we’d lost a bet with the devil and he was making us listen to the music we’re playing in the store. Then he asked me when a book that isn’t going to come out is coming out. If anybody is wondering about the state of current discourse.

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oldtimeyclock.bsky.social @oldtimeyclock.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Just heard a child telling their parent through choked tears that my store “always makes them so sad because [we] never have any Pokémon cards” So: big shout out to adult flippers for helping build that moment. Y’all the real Players.

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oldtimeyclock.bsky.social @oldtimeyclock.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

Still can’t believe they made that white boy play that music till he died. Will there ever be justice in this crazy world?

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oldtimeyclock.bsky.social @oldtimeyclock.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

intentionally damaging your books is a radical anti-capitalist act

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oldtimeyclock.bsky.social @oldtimeyclock.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

“Come on down to Fucking Worthless Books, where i personally bite every single comic that comes through our door to ensure it stays a reader copy!”

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oldtimeyclock.bsky.social @oldtimeyclock.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

That thing when you notice a dude crudely checking out a woman but you only noticed because you were also checking her out…

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oldtimeyclock.bsky.social @oldtimeyclock.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

Should have known better than to mention Invincible in the place where reply-guy wanks hang out. That one’s on me.

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oldtimeyclock.bsky.social @oldtimeyclock.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

All of you motherfuckers had 25+ years to find out about Invincible. Die disappointed that you can’t find it now. There’s a thousand other books every bit as good that you can pick up and read today but you’re sleeping on because it’s not a tv show.

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oldtimeyclock.bsky.social @oldtimeyclock.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

Forever heartbroken that people can only relate to books through their media tie-ins

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oldtimeyclock.bsky.social @oldtimeyclock.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

I misread a dudes shirt and thought it said “Ed Harpy” and now im livid that it didn’t.

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oldtimeyclock.bsky.social @oldtimeyclock.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

“I’m sorry we no longer have •item that is still predominantly listed on the digital menu•”

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oldtimeyclock.bsky.social @oldtimeyclock.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

Welp. Suddenly ALL of my facebook ads are for nudify ai apps. So that’s cool.

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oldtimeyclock.bsky.social @oldtimeyclock.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

There are few sounds better than the tone shift in the operators voice when you tell them you’re closing your credit account with their company. Aural manna.

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oldtimeyclock.bsky.social @oldtimeyclock.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

Strange things are afoot at the Circle K.

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oldtimeyclock.bsky.social @oldtimeyclock.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

One day when I am dead and gone I will be remembered By spambots and data Scrapers as they daily Remind me there are problems With my website The package is ready To claim SEO optimization Could be better The payment has failed The account is at risk of Deletion and this shall be My legacy

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oldtimeyclock.bsky.social @oldtimeyclock.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

Modern tech be like: oh, you visited an adult site once? Oh shit fam lemme help you out and put that link ready to go on every device you’ve ever used - right there in the center timestamped and everything, we got you donevenworrybouddit

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oldtimeyclock.bsky.social @oldtimeyclock.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

Simply cannot fathom having been banned from a store and then trying to sneak back in every few years.

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oldtimeyclock.bsky.social @oldtimeyclock.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

*sitting backwards on a chair, cool youth pastor voice* You kids know who ELSE was weak on crime?

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oldtimeyclock.bsky.social @oldtimeyclock.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

I’ve gotten my hopes up too many times. That shits never gonna happen.

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oldtimeyclock.bsky.social @oldtimeyclock.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

Is the mood a whole vibe or is the vibe a whole mood? We may never know.

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oldtimeyclock.bsky.social @oldtimeyclock.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

Feels like 80% of the comics industry is propped up by like six dudes just buying multiple copies of the same books week in and week out. Supremely healthy industry state

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oldtimeyclock.bsky.social @oldtimeyclock.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

lol when you speed up to get away from the tailgater but then they pull you over because they’re a cop

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oldtimeyclock.bsky.social @oldtimeyclock.bsky.social · 07/03/2026

Got to see my childhood best friend’s dad today for the first time in maybe twenty years. I honestly did not expect to ever see him again. Got a not-verbatim version of an “I’m proud of you” out of him and oh man did that hit different

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oldtimeyclock.bsky.social @oldtimeyclock.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

I came here to get away from twitter. Why all you dinks keep reposting shit from that hellsite? Leave it there to rot for godsakes.

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oldtimeyclock.bsky.social @oldtimeyclock.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

Hot take: comic books can be more than a vehicle for launching “better” media tie-ins

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oldtimeyclock.bsky.social @oldtimeyclock.bsky.social · 22/02/2026

a new years resolution I’ve left unspoken so far was to not spend a single dime on Amazon this year and I *almost* caved today because googled refused to show me a competitor until the SECOND page of results

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oldtimeyclock.bsky.social @oldtimeyclock.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

Imagine it’s World War II, you’re going about your business when you’re suddenly stabbed in the back by British secret intelligence. Decades pass and finally your spirit discovers that your greatest cultural contribution is that Christopher Lee now knows what sound to make when Saruman gets stabbed.

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oldtimeyclock.bsky.social @oldtimeyclock.bsky.social · 16/02/2026

If you’re in a shop and you accidentally knock over a shelf and a staff member walks up and say “hey I got that” they’re not being nice, they don’t trust you to reassemble it correctly. Just let them do their job please.

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oldtimeyclock.bsky.social @oldtimeyclock.bsky.social · 10/02/2026

Idk but has anyone tried giving MAGA a Pepsi? Just one Pepsi?

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oldtimeyclock.bsky.social @oldtimeyclock.bsky.social · 08/02/2026

That thing when you’re sitting at work and it’s desolate for an hour plus then three minutes before closing a “just browsing” walks in and just browses

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oldtimeyclock.bsky.social @oldtimeyclock.bsky.social · 06/02/2026

Wild how chewing gum can go from “this is fine” to “I’ve never wanted something in my mouth less than this” in less than a single breath

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The Haunted Bookshop @thehauntedbookshop.com · 04/02/2026

Sigh. The reason that recent signed books are not very valuable is because in America, there are more people trying to make a profit on signatures than there are people who appreciate them. Someday, if you keep it in perfect condition, your newly signed book will be worth... the jacket price.

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oldtimeyclock.bsky.social @oldtimeyclock.bsky.social · 01/02/2026

Kramer has been flipping knock-off labubus, Jerry’s new car doesn’t have door handles and he’s been getting called antisemetic for driving it, Elaine gets a job at an ai startup but cannot figure out what she’s actually supposed to do, George tries to ape Kramer’s plan but ends up paying tarriffs

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oldtimeyclock.bsky.social @oldtimeyclock.bsky.social · 28/01/2026

“Oh, baby! Check out the thetans on THAT meter!” <distant klaxon noises>

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oldtimeyclock.bsky.social @oldtimeyclock.bsky.social · 26/01/2026

The correct place for discarded candy wrappers is atop the cat. I don’t make the rules.

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oldtimeyclock.bsky.social @oldtimeyclock.bsky.social · 26/01/2026

Old enough to remember when republicans spoke about states’ rights

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oldtimeyclock.bsky.social @oldtimeyclock.bsky.social · 23/01/2026

I can’t believe it’s STILL only March 2020…

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oldtimeyclock.bsky.social @oldtimeyclock.bsky.social · 20/01/2026

Computers used to scream when we connected to the internet. We should have listened.

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oldtimeyclock.bsky.social @oldtimeyclock.bsky.social · 13/01/2026

Scott Adams was hugely influential in my early appreciation of comics. I looked forward to reading Dilbert daily, and I collected many of the books. He also said some truly odious shit, repeatedly, for a long time, and doubled down every chance he got. Sometimes feelings are allowed to be complex.

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