Jon Hernandez @oldjonhernandez.bsky.social · 08/10/2026new music tonight from my newish band of fellas who really like Hot Snakes and Constantines 000
Jon Hernandez @oldjonhernandez.bsky.social · 02/10/2026the new-ish band made more new-ish stuff. really love this one. 000
Jon Hernandez @oldjonhernandez.bsky.social · 25/09/2026“Barely Breathing” just came on in this Panera Bread. Pouring out some broccoli cheddar for our fallen king, Duncan Sheik. 000
Jon Hernandez @oldjonhernandez.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Somehow, the funniest part of this is “plane (Airport!)” 031
Jon Hernandez @oldjonhernandez.bsky.social · 19/09/2026If I take a shit while your band plays, it’s not an insult. If anything, it means you’ve cultivated a comfortable atmosphere. I’m truly impressed. 000
Jon Hernandez @oldjonhernandez.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Okay, now the guy on the next cable machine is legit air palm muting. Go to the gym during Eagles games, folks. 000
Jon Hernandez @oldjonhernandez.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Always love when the guy on the neighboring squat rack is a another fat guy in a band tee. We’re doing the work, fellow slob. 120
Jon Hernandez @oldjonhernandez.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I’ve still somehow never gotten to Brubaker’s DD, but lord I love those Nova and IF runs. I don’t love Yost/Kyle New X-Men, but it gets wild toward the end, and it’s nice to get to know some characters before Yost/Kyle’s way-better X-Force. Fellow Rise and Fall of Shi’ar Empire defender 👊 210
Jon Hernandez @oldjonhernandez.bsky.social · 31/08/2026AEW show was really good. My top highlight was when Mike Bailey and Nick Wayne briefly fought, and my buddy took a chicken wing out of his mouth and said, “How many times have we seen this shit in, like, some fuckin’ tent.” 030
Jon Hernandez @oldjonhernandez.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Spider-Man wasn’t that good, but the “Wolf Like Me” needle drop sequence should sweep the Oscars. 000
Jon Hernandez @oldjonhernandez.bsky.social · 31/07/2026I only ever saw The Break Up once, and I didn’t particularly like it, but ever since, I *have* said “CUM CUM on the kick drum” at least once each time I’ve been in a recording studio. 020
Jon Hernandez @oldjonhernandez.bsky.social · 20/07/2026I agree with this, but reading the FF run does give the whole thing a bit more of a throughline and full circle feel. 221
Jon Hernandez @oldjonhernandez.bsky.social · 14/07/2026I learned what hydroplaning was by experiencing it in the back of your car. 010
Jon Hernandez @oldjonhernandez.bsky.social · 03/07/2026As soon as I pass the Palisades Mall a clock starts and I have about 60 hours before I become manic. 010
Jon Hernandez @oldjonhernandez.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Driving back into my suburban hometown for 4th of July weekend while listening to Pyromania by Def Leppard, like so many great Americans before me 100
Jon Hernandez @oldjonhernandez.bsky.social · 19/06/2026“Where The Streets Have No Name” is one of those songs that I fucking love after two beers, but if I’m sober, my ears don’t even register it as music. 010
Jon Hernandez @oldjonhernandez.bsky.social · 18/06/2026My captain standing in front of city hall swearing up a storm. 🫡🫡🫡. Can we close this out with Mike Breen saying the word “shit”? Would really cement the moment. 020
Jon Hernandez @oldjonhernandez.bsky.social · 06/06/2026I’m at a bar by myself (waiting for people I swear) and “Nice For What” is playing and Josh Hart just got a block and the Knicks are going to go up double digits and we live in this beautiful world and 010
Jon Hernandez @oldjonhernandez.bsky.social · 25/05/2026I’ve been playing out a lot lately, and as all my cool Gibsons fall apart over the years, I’ve been using this guitar that looks kinda goofy but plays really comfortably and won’t ever break. It’s the orthopedic shoes of guitar. I went to the store and asked for the dual humbucker Dr. Scholl’s. 130
Jon Hernandez @oldjonhernandez.bsky.social · 22/05/2026I’m going to live forever. We’re up 19 in game 2 and our “foul merchant” star player just went to the line for the first time with five minutes left. Fuck everybody, go Knicks! 110
Jon Hernandez @oldjonhernandez.bsky.social · 07/05/2026home alone, whispering to my sleeping cat, “go NY go NY go” 140
Reposted by Jon HernandezRyan Boyd @ryanboyd.bsky.social · 27/04/2026I solve mental health by calling everyone "big dog" or playboy 868779
Reposted by Jon HernandezPressure Wheel @pressurewheel.bsky.social · 17/04/2026Between the members of this band, there are probably approx. 60 sets performed at @thefestfl.bsky.social. What’s one more? See ya in GNV. 011
Jon Hernandez @oldjonhernandez.bsky.social · 06/04/2026My wife just told me the shirt I’m wearing is giving “Harvey Fierstein in Mrs. Doubtfire.” I haven’t entirely built my case yet, but I think I can cancel my wife for this. 140
Jon Hernandez @oldjonhernandez.bsky.social · 04/04/2026Texted principal songwriter of band I’ve been playing in to tell them that I just realized the single we’re releasing is about Kensuke Sasaki, and that it’s super clever and he should have told me. As it turns out, the reason he never told me is because the song is not at all about Kensuke Sasaki. 100
Jon Hernandez @oldjonhernandez.bsky.social · 02/04/2026Majesty Shredding is another My Aim is True for me. Sure, I love it, it’s great, but I’d appreciate if you would listen to another album by this artist. 000
Jon Hernandez @oldjonhernandez.bsky.social · 12/03/2026Does everyone have a “thing I’m doing on my phone without realizing it” that indicates that the adderall wore off and you’re worthless for the rest of the day, or is that just me? 030
Jon Hernandez @oldjonhernandez.bsky.social · 12/01/2026Sometimes I’ll be scrolling through the IG or (gulp) Facebook stories of someone having a tragic, public mental breakdown, and then there’ll be a slide of them eating an expensive steak or something like that. Don’t love that. Guy losing his grip on reality is still more successful than me? Great! 010
Jon Hernandez @oldjonhernandez.bsky.social · 12/12/2025My favorite part of Pluribus is when the whole planet packs up and leaves that chud lady in Albuquerque. It’s so satisfying. Think of all the times some unbearable punisher has made you go, “I gotta get the fuck out of here,” and extrapolate it over a major American city. It’s a power fantasy. 050
Jon Hernandez @oldjonhernandez.bsky.social · 11/12/2025First gig with new band tonight. Allowing myself to believe I simply know how to play all of these songs, and there’s no need to drive home and start practicing the weird riff that happens once in song 3. 1140
Reposted by Jon HernandezToby @tobiasreif.bsky.social · 26/11/2025Just thinking about when @oldjonhernandez.bsky.social got a Google smart speaker thing and that stupid thing was just not gonna play lemuria no matter how nicely or firmly he asked 111
Jon Hernandez @oldjonhernandez.bsky.social · 18/11/2025Some kind words about the Pressure Wheel (@pressurewheel.bsky.social) EP over at @rosyoverdrive.com. 061
Jon Hernandez @oldjonhernandez.bsky.social · 03/11/2025I support anyone practicing whatever faith they practice so long as it doesn’t infringe on others. Honest! But calling this recent uptick in Very Loud Christianity™️ a response to years of persecution is like if I said I’m being persecuted because nobody will talk to me about the Offspring anymore. 020
Jon Hernandez @oldjonhernandez.bsky.social · 03/11/2025I make and work on lots of stuff that I’m really proud of and find very fulfilling. Having to do actual work at my job is a major impedance to doing stuff I care about. We gotta do something about this. 000
Jon Hernandez @oldjonhernandez.bsky.social · 03/11/2025I hate falling behind on work deadlines because then I have to spend a day or two focused on my job. This presents a problem in my carefully curated life where I pretty much pretend I don’t have a job at all. 100
Jon Hernandez @oldjonhernandez.bsky.social · 31/10/2025I don’t want to support or share any AI slop, but the closest I’ve come is a clip I just saw of Barney Fife uncovering the Epstein Files on the Andy Griffith show. 010
Jon Hernandez @oldjonhernandez.bsky.social · 28/10/2025Did Okada just spark a career resurgence by adding the ripcord bing bong to his arsenal?????? 031
Jon Hernandez @oldjonhernandez.bsky.social · 17/10/2025Bear with me, more new music: New band, @pressurewheel.bsky.social (pressurewheelmusic on IG). Our first EP, Atomic Woe, is available everywhere today. If bandcamp’s more your speed: pressurewheel.bandcamp.com/album/atomic... FFO: uh…let’s say Constantines, Hot Snakes, Jets to Brazil 020
Jon Hernandez @oldjonhernandez.bsky.social · 16/10/2025Did you know that So Much For The Afterglow is so densely packed with undeniable hooks that the federal government ordered them to add that stupid instrumental track so that listeners would have a chance to fucking breathe? 120
Jon Hernandez @oldjonhernandez.bsky.social · 15/10/2025It’s nice to send an IG message to someone you don’t speak to often about their video of AFI playing an old deep cut, then scroll up and see that your last message exchange two years prior was also about AFI. 020
Jon Hernandez @oldjonhernandez.bsky.social · 13/10/2025Two new Timeshares songs up today. Our first new tunes in a while. They let me do the fast palm muting on one of these. How fast? You gotta go listen to find out. distrokid.com/hyperfollow/...distrokid.comLoves Me Less / The Farewell Tour by TimesharesStream and Save Loves Me Less / The Farewell Tour - Distributed by DistroKid 130
Jon Hernandez @oldjonhernandez.bsky.social · 09/10/2025I have a cousin who just posted “If genocide ends the moment the hostages are released, it wasn’t genocide, it was propaganda.” I like that. I’m gonna use it. “If I stop eating your steak frites the moment my Santa Fe Southwest-style cobb salad arrives, I didn’t actually eat all them frites.” 010
Jon Hernandez @oldjonhernandez.bsky.social · 23/09/2025Look folks, this adderall isn’t going to work all day. You sure you want to soak up two hours on me silently nodding in a Zoom window? 010
Jon Hernandez @oldjonhernandez.bsky.social · 04/09/2025I posted this on Facebook fourteen years ago, apparently. 000
