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Who/What: Mum to Trevor the Cat. Butler to Trevor the Cat. Left my inhibitions back in the 1980s.

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Oldgitmark2 @oldgitmark2.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Excellent. I can buy a new hat with my commission, ready for the next heatwave.
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Oldgitmark2 @oldgitmark2.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
The laughing cavalier was not amused by the misuse of his horse.
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Oldgitmark2 @oldgitmark2.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I wouldn't trust them. They never give 3 BANANAS IN A ROW on their computers.
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Oldgitmark2 @oldgitmark2.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Chocolate lava cakes for pudding?
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Oldgitmark2 @oldgitmark2.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
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Oldgitmark2 @oldgitmark2.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
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Oldgitmark2 @oldgitmark2.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
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Oldgitmark2 @oldgitmark2.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Last year I reread the letters I sent to my mum when I left home and the daily doings are so much fun. I hope you enjoy your writing as much as I did mine (mum died in 2011). Excerpt from the late '90s.
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Oldgitmark2 @oldgitmark2.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Neptune looks something like this, Mars is more complex.
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Oldgitmark2 @oldgitmark2.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
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Oldgitmark2 @oldgitmark2.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Are you sure Señor Miguel is really a bit Mexican? His sombrero looks a bit off.
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Oldgitmark2 @oldgitmark2.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
That's better.
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Oldgitmark2 @oldgitmark2.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
I do love Private Eye's take on it.
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Oldgitmark2 @oldgitmark2.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
How about this magician?
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Oldgitmark2 @oldgitmark2.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
I especially love your banana storage trousers
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Oldgitmark2 @oldgitmark2.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
I wonder if you have already tried being the voice of AI on a satnav?
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Oldgitmark2 @oldgitmark2.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
More like Miles Jupp
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Oldgitmark2 @oldgitmark2.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Are you sure, Pam? Remember when @sirmichael.bsky.social trampled his local field to do a self portrait (Good Man with Ice Cream) and the Local Youths later added a toolbelt, spanner and large nips
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Oldgitmark2 @oldgitmark2.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Trevor will sleep on it
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Oldgitmark2 @oldgitmark2.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
The broom is mightier than the sword in Norah Batty's hands
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Oldgitmark2 @oldgitmark2.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Was The Scream set in the Strait of Hormuz?
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Oldgitmark2 @oldgitmark2.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Luckily Play School never televised this particular window.
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Oldgitmark2 @oldgitmark2.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
🤣😂😱
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Oldgitmark2 @oldgitmark2.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
I hope @villagetimes.bsky.social and @villageecho.bsky.social will be reporting on the curling at the Village Winter Olympics. Good on Mrs Buckley, not sure Uncle Geoffrey will go very far though. What will @sirmichael.bsky.social be participating in?
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Oldgitmark2 @oldgitmark2.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
After the tree was felled last winter the graves of 2 of the cats are a bit exposed if anyone were to dig up the garden when I'm no longer here; so I've started on a couple of grave markers.
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Oldgitmark2 @oldgitmark2.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Other distributors are available.
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Oldgitmark2 @oldgitmark2.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
I was about to say Claudia Winkleman has let herself go
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Oldgitmark2 @oldgitmark2.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Don't forget to replace the Ferraro Rocher with gold on the way out.
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Oldgitmark2 @oldgitmark2.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
I hope they're not looking at you, Pam. Mrs Buckley would not approve.
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Oldgitmark2 @oldgitmark2.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
At this time of year you should be writing a nice pantomime, like a mix up of Sleeping Beauty and Snow White. Don't forget to bandage Adric's finger when he pricks it on the spinning wheel; Davros as Prince Charming so Adric gets a nice sloppy kiss; some Daleks and Cybermen as the dwarfs.
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Oldgitmark2 @oldgitmark2.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
I think you will appreciate Heracles' issues then (from X).
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Oldgitmark2 @oldgitmark2.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Well, she would probably be too busy laying out a nice buffet on this lazy suzy.
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Oldgitmark2 @oldgitmark2.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
Minstrel telling me to go to work and leave her to do the jigsaw.
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Oldgitmark2 @oldgitmark2.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
They used to say "go to work on an egg". Ah, the good old days.
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Oldgitmark2 @oldgitmark2.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
They are too easily distracted by their radios to make much headway.
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Oldgitmark2 @oldgitmark2.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
This is why @sirmichael.bsky.social needs wheelbarrows.
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Oldgitmark2 @oldgitmark2.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
Why not get a proper ruff; like this one made up of pancakes and (potentially) banana cream filling.
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Oldgitmark2 @oldgitmark2.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
No cat flap, so doorman duties are required.
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Oldgitmark2 @oldgitmark2.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
I shall welcome you in with this old clipping I found and a link to the most excellent Jasper Carrot youtu.be/dQJn4qX1YHU
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Oldgitmark2 @oldgitmark2.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Just be a bit careful. I remember the time when @sirmichael.bsky.social sent this picture in to NASA claiming there was no need for any space telescopes as his selfie stick, turned outward, was big enough to capture even the Milky Way.
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Oldgitmark2 @oldgitmark2.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
He also didn't arrange for Mrs Buckley to jump out of your birthday cake (he did say @hadenoughnow.bsky.social had eaten it but that could be a fib).
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Oldgitmark2 @oldgitmark2.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
I cropped out the bit about the br* though.
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Oldgitmark2 @oldgitmark2.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
I don't think this is the first time this is happened, is he Richard Procter?
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Oldgitmark2 @oldgitmark2.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
Looking back at more letters from me to Mom, this back in 1987. Happy days.
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Oldgitmark2 @oldgitmark2.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Would @hadenoughnow.bsky.social be able to help Pope @sirmichael.bsky.social sort out the Local Youths?https://i.ytimg.com/vi/CiUC9qXPWjk/hqdefault.jpg
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Oldgitmark2 @oldgitmark2.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Have seen Interior Design Masters on TV many times, maybe you could do some HOME IMPROVEMENTS and have a fancy bathroom with some posh decor.
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Oldgitmark2 @oldgitmark2.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
Trevor has inspected the box. It was good.
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