pee is stored in the balls @okwaitno.bsky.social · 02/10/2026can’t believe I’ve never posted this for flat fucque friday before 1212
pee is stored in the balls @okwaitno.bsky.social · 02/10/2026did you gets get fitted for a mouth guard or did you do the out of the box one? 020
pee is stored in the balls @okwaitno.bsky.social · 02/10/2026all the prayers for your baps, bisque!! 040
pee is stored in the balls @okwaitno.bsky.social · 29/09/2026static.klipy.comForrest Gump (Tom Hanks) Waves HelloAlt: Forrest Gump (Tom Hanks) Waves Hello 010
pee is stored in the balls @okwaitno.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I love the wording here about reshaping our hearts, I used to say they get up deep in our hearts and I am stealing this if you approve because they really do! 000
pee is stored in the balls @okwaitno.bsky.social · 28/09/2026donated and sending you and Loki all the love 🫂💜 000
Reposted by pee is stored in the ballsC. Bukowski @thishurt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Y’all this is the baseline Loki needs in order to avoid being euthanized. Please boost this as much as possible. I’m a hot mess right now. There is no way I can cover this from my disability and stay housed. 1182106
pee is stored in the balls @okwaitno.bsky.social · 28/09/2026kind of want to post my insane mosquito bite forehead selfie but I slathered on so much cortisone it’s too icky 040
Reposted by pee is stored in the ballswindu pez @windupez.bsky.social · 28/09/2026As a society we need to all get together and agree to say "hey yo turn that shit off" whenever someone starts playing something out loud on their phone in the subway or bus. We can make it a better world together. 0133
pee is stored in the balls @okwaitno.bsky.social · 27/09/2026listen up I went outside to refill the bird baths and some asshole mosquito bit my forehead multiple times (again!!) I am so furious I may burst into flames 060
pee is stored in the balls @okwaitno.bsky.social · 27/09/2026what is this shit why what is wrong with the boot and is the chicken creature about to eat it 150
pee is stored in the balls @okwaitno.bsky.social · 27/09/2026confession: I am watching the Lizzie Borden miniseries on Netflix and there’s an Aileen connection 110
pee is stored in the balls @okwaitno.bsky.social · 27/09/2026okay I have now learned that these bugs do not harm monarchs and are part of the natural milkweed butterfly weed ecosystem 050
pee is stored in the balls @okwaitno.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I hate to post shit like this but what the hell is this demon pod of bugs on my fuckin butterfly weed 060
pee is stored in the balls @okwaitno.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I like to do a thing at my house I call ‘fresh sheets fridays’ as an accompaniment to flat fuck friday well last week I biffed it so we had fresh sheets monday and now my whole schedule is thrown off 030
pee is stored in the balls @okwaitno.bsky.social · 26/09/2026giardiniera on the pizza was a bad choice and I am being punished for my actions 040
pee is stored in the balls @okwaitno.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I will have you all know that a mosquito bit me on my forehead yesterday and I am LIVID about it 160
pee is stored in the balls @okwaitno.bsky.social · 25/09/2026raccoon update: idk if his mom got his ass 040
pee is stored in the balls @okwaitno.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I should go to sleep so I can wake up as people do but I’m glued to the screen porch listening to a raccoon try to climb the least supportive branches in the tree his mom is gonna come yell at him soon I’m fckn locked in 070
pee is stored in the balls @okwaitno.bsky.social · 22/09/2026www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/its...mcsweeneys.netIt’s Decorative Gourd Season, MotherfuckersFor the seventeenth year: Welcome to autumn, fuckheads. 232
pee is stored in the balls @okwaitno.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I think that may be a Swainson’s thrush, we had some in our yard this summer 110
Reposted by pee is stored in the ballspee is stored in the balls @okwaitno.bsky.social · 17/09/2026DID YOU GUYS KNOW PEE IS LITERALLY STORED IN THE BALLS OR AS I LIKE TO REFER TO THEM, BALLALLAS 062
pee is stored in the balls @okwaitno.bsky.social · 21/09/2026he forgot it for 3 whole days and here we are 😭😭 050
pee is stored in the balls @okwaitno.bsky.social · 21/09/2026oh my god Beau has rediscovered this devil bird toy from Chewy that screams with what can only be described as computerized agony whenever it is slapped 160
pee is stored in the balls @okwaitno.bsky.social · 21/09/2026an extremely rude mosquito squatting in my house bit me 4 times this morning it’s not even 11am THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE 060
pee is stored in the balls @okwaitno.bsky.social · 21/09/2026chilly enough for a long sleeve this morning I have not yet decided how I feel about that 030
Reposted by pee is stored in the ballsRobert Loerzel @robertloerzel.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I saw this white river crayfish today in the Orland Grasslands. It’s one of the crayfish species that are native to Illinois. 915014