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Tyler

@okty.bsky.social
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Find me at Whole Foods, bitch. Atlanta-ish

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Tyler @okty.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I hope all your teams win and I hope you find twenties in your jacket pockets when it gets cold and most of all I hope you're safe and happy. Catch y'all later 😎
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Tyler @okty.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I'll have to check out this fanfic
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Tyler @okty.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yes but you're the most beautiful girl in the city which means you're the best and DOESN'T GASTON DESERVE THE BEST
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Tyler @okty.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Chimkin nuggies and tendies
Impossible tenders and nuggets
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Tyler @okty.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I posted this without a Gaston reference jfc
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Tyler @okty.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
How much are you spending on eggs every month
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Tyler @okty.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Always and forever
Linda in the car.
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Tyler @okty.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I do make a solemn promise to up my dumb posting on Instagram over its current levels just for your information
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Tyler @okty.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hi. I am putting this away for October in an effort to, idk, be more productive or present or something? If you’re on instagram and would like to connect there please do! Instagram dot com slash oktysure
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Tyler @okty.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
INTEREST RATES KEEP GOING UP
WELL AT LEAST ASSET
PRICES WILL GO DOWN, RIGHT?
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Tyler @okty.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Cavan Sullivan is SO GOOD
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Tyler @okty.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
THEY WILL NOT FLUSH US
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Tyler @okty.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Gonna start telling my boss I'm reclaiming my time when he asks me a question and I'm eating lunch.
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Tyler @okty.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
w
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Tyler @okty.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Linda timeline cleanse
Linda, my small adult chihuahua daughter Linda, my small adult chihuahua daughter Linda, my small adult chihuahua daughter Linda, my small adult chihuahua daughter
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pistachiOoOoOo 👻👻👻 @streetlightlily.horntforgood.com · 29/09/2026
Under Shania Law they will utilize flock camera networks to find out whose bed your boots have been under
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Tyler @okty.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Wake up people!! Under Shania Law the government will require everyone to wear men’s shirts and short skirts!!
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Tyler @okty.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Double digit borrowing rates are going to be fun.
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Tyler @okty.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Neighbor to neighbor Father to son One for all and all for one!!
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Tyler @okty.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Wake up Maggie! WOOOP WOOOP WOOOOP!
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Tyler @okty.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Literally anal-retentive
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Tyler @okty.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
By pure luck, I had my annual Durm visit today and he prescribed me some steroid cream. So I’m gonna do that plus Benadryl plus ice pack and see how we do.
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Tyler @okty.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
There were only a few on me yesterday at the park, and I felt it as soon as it happened. All of the swelling and awfulness really started this morning, though, and it’s only gotten worse through the day.
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Tyler @okty.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
update: this hurts like shit. The steroid cream is helping a little bit, but I’m gonna take two Benadryl and PTFO.
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Tyler @okty.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Who called it “keeping a half dozen Pilot G-2s from Ricky” and not “Six Pens None to Richard”
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Tyler @okty.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Send any complains to @lazylazyjane.myatproto.social
My swollen and bit up ankle after some dang fire ants
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Tyler @okty.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If this gets one like I will share my swollen and gross ankle after getting mauled by fire ants yesterday
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Tyler @okty.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Reminder that any case tied after deliberation goes to penalty kicks.
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Tyler @okty.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
pretty sure the guy in front of me thought I was yelling at him in traffic when i was actually just nailing the chorus
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Tyler @okty.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I NEVER MEANT TO STAAAARRRRT A WAAARR open.spotify.com/track/1Nme6K...
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Battlefield
Jordin Sparks · Battlefield · Song · 2009
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Tyler @okty.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I'm trying, Archie!! Thank you for your encouragement!
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Tyler @okty.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I can occasionally understand why people self-soothe with drugs or alcohol just to get some peace. Thankfully I'm so bad at drinking and drugs in general that it's never been an attractive tradeoff for me
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Tyler @okty.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
🤜🤛 Casually remembering something I did slash didn't do six years ago and that I can draw a perfectly straight line from then to how I'm feeling about my life right now
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Tyler @okty.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Oh so we're just going to feel all the feelings at 1:30 on Monday morning. Is that right, dumb brain?
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Tyler @okty.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Vikings 3-0 Hokies 4-0
static.klipy.com
Veep: Nervous Laughter Reaction
Alt: Veep: Nervous Laughter Reaction
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Tyler @okty.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"We interviewed two Brazilian Cowboys fans." [Spits out coffee] “HOW MANY COWBOYS FANS??”
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Tyler @okty.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
He literally threw the best pass he’s thrown as a Viking immediately after I posted this.
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Tyler @okty.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Kyler Murray is 2-11 for 7 yards and an INT in the second half.
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Tyler @okty.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I spent many a birthday at my little sister's dance recital, so I feel this pain 👊
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Tyler @okty.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Cowboys buttfumble!!
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Tyler @okty.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Just ate a half pound container of honey chipotle brussels sprouts with a large McDonald’s DC. 10/10. Five stars. Highly recommend.
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Tyler @okty.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Took my sons to the park today
Stuart and Peter
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Tyler @okty.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
OK, like, the way I feel about 2001 Miami is the way my kids are going to feel about 2019 LSU, so I really shouldn't torment my mom anymore, huh?
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Tyler @okty.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
more songs should have an epic sax solo right in the middle of them imho open.spotify.com/track/09huOV... 
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Waiting for a Star to Fall
Boy Meets Girl · Reel Life (Expanded Edition) · Song · 1988
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Tyler @okty.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Remember that time Ja'Marr Chase and Justin Jefferson were Joe Burrow’s receivers?
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Tyler @okty.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Everyone who’s ever played fantasy football and everyone whoever will play fantasy football remembers the first time they bet their team on a quarterback who ended up being unfiltered toasted ass
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jane @lazylazyjane.myatproto.social · 27/09/2026
i am playing only my second year of fantasy football so i get somewhat of a pass, but drafting drake maye was likely the worst decision i have ever made in my life
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Tyler @okty.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Woke up, walked dogs, fed them, made coffee, sat down at my desk, signed in on my work laptop, saw everyone I work with was away on Teams, and then realized today is Sunday and not Monday.
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Tyler @okty.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Goodnight to everyone but especially the five of you posting through it during the bees game. Y'all the real ones.
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Tyler @okty.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I hate that playcall. Hail Mary is infinitely better. Get a fluke completion! Draw a penalty! That short pass and then pitch it everywhere thing never works ever.
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