Tyler @okty.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I hope all your teams win and I hope you find twenties in your jacket pockets when it gets cold and most of all I hope you're safe and happy. Catch y'all later 😎 060
Tyler @okty.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Yes but you're the most beautiful girl in the city which means you're the best and DOESN'T GASTON DESERVE THE BEST 110
Tyler @okty.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I do make a solemn promise to up my dumb posting on Instagram over its current levels just for your information 120
Tyler @okty.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Hi. I am putting this away for October in an effort to, idk, be more productive or present or something? If you’re on instagram and would like to connect there please do! Instagram dot com slash oktysure 4150
Tyler @okty.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Gonna start telling my boss I'm reclaiming my time when he asks me a question and I'm eating lunch. 030
Reposted by TylerpistachiOoOoOo 👻👻👻 @streetlightlily.horntforgood.com · 29/09/2026Under Shania Law they will utilize flock camera networks to find out whose bed your boots have been under 1558
Tyler @okty.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Wake up people!! Under Shania Law the government will require everyone to wear men’s shirts and short skirts!! 3222
Tyler @okty.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Neighbor to neighbor Father to son One for all and all for one!! 171
Tyler @okty.bsky.social · 29/09/2026By pure luck, I had my annual Durm visit today and he prescribed me some steroid cream. So I’m gonna do that plus Benadryl plus ice pack and see how we do. 010
Tyler @okty.bsky.social · 29/09/2026There were only a few on me yesterday at the park, and I felt it as soon as it happened. All of the swelling and awfulness really started this morning, though, and it’s only gotten worse through the day. 010
Tyler @okty.bsky.social · 29/09/2026update: this hurts like shit. The steroid cream is helping a little bit, but I’m gonna take two Benadryl and PTFO. 221
Tyler @okty.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Who called it “keeping a half dozen Pilot G-2s from Ricky” and not “Six Pens None to Richard” 030
Tyler @okty.bsky.social · 28/09/2026If this gets one like I will share my swollen and gross ankle after getting mauled by fire ants yesterday 160
Tyler @okty.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Reminder that any case tied after deliberation goes to penalty kicks. 120
Tyler @okty.bsky.social · 28/09/2026pretty sure the guy in front of me thought I was yelling at him in traffic when i was actually just nailing the chorus 020
Tyler @okty.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I NEVER MEANT TO STAAAARRRRT A WAAARR open.spotify.com/track/1Nme6K...open.spotify.comBattlefieldJordin Sparks · Battlefield · Song · 2009 140
Tyler @okty.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I can occasionally understand why people self-soothe with drugs or alcohol just to get some peace. Thankfully I'm so bad at drinking and drugs in general that it's never been an attractive tradeoff for me 130
Tyler @okty.bsky.social · 28/09/2026🤜🤛 Casually remembering something I did slash didn't do six years ago and that I can draw a perfectly straight line from then to how I'm feeling about my life right now 130
Tyler @okty.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Oh so we're just going to feel all the feelings at 1:30 on Monday morning. Is that right, dumb brain? 2110
Tyler @okty.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Vikings 3-0 Hokies 4-0static.klipy.comVeep: Nervous Laughter ReactionAlt: Veep: Nervous Laughter Reaction 020
Tyler @okty.bsky.social · 28/09/2026"We interviewed two Brazilian Cowboys fans." [Spits out coffee] “HOW MANY COWBOYS FANS??” 040
Tyler @okty.bsky.social · 27/09/2026He literally threw the best pass he’s thrown as a Viking immediately after I posted this. 000
Tyler @okty.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Kyler Murray is 2-11 for 7 yards and an INT in the second half. 100
Tyler @okty.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I spent many a birthday at my little sister's dance recital, so I feel this pain 👊 010
Tyler @okty.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Just ate a half pound container of honey chipotle brussels sprouts with a large McDonald’s DC. 10/10. Five stars. Highly recommend. 040
Tyler @okty.bsky.social · 27/09/2026OK, like, the way I feel about 2001 Miami is the way my kids are going to feel about 2019 LSU, so I really shouldn't torment my mom anymore, huh? 000
Tyler @okty.bsky.social · 27/09/2026more songs should have an epic sax solo right in the middle of them imho open.spotify.com/track/09huOV... open.spotify.comWaiting for a Star to FallBoy Meets Girl · Reel Life (Expanded Edition) · Song · 1988 141
Tyler @okty.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Remember that time Ja'Marr Chase and Justin Jefferson were Joe Burrow’s receivers? 190
Tyler @okty.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Everyone who’s ever played fantasy football and everyone whoever will play fantasy football remembers the first time they bet their team on a quarterback who ended up being unfiltered toasted ass 100
Reposted by Tylerjane @lazylazyjane.myatproto.social · 27/09/2026i am playing only my second year of fantasy football so i get somewhat of a pass, but drafting drake maye was likely the worst decision i have ever made in my life 1172
Tyler @okty.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Woke up, walked dogs, fed them, made coffee, sat down at my desk, signed in on my work laptop, saw everyone I work with was away on Teams, and then realized today is Sunday and not Monday. 1110
Tyler @okty.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Goodnight to everyone but especially the five of you posting through it during the bees game. Y'all the real ones. 040
Tyler @okty.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I hate that playcall. Hail Mary is infinitely better. Get a fluke completion! Draw a penalty! That short pass and then pitch it everywhere thing never works ever. 010