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Evergreen advice as the horrors persist: If you hate everyone, have a snack. If you think everyone hates you, have a nap. If you hate yourself, have a shower.

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OK Slacker @okslacker.bsky.social · 23h

We’re all just walking and chewing gum here.

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OK Slacker @okslacker.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

“Bro, do you even lift?”

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OK Slacker @okslacker.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

This is elevated snark and I Am Here For It

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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 01/10/2026

I recommend people read this to get a sense of the president's grave cognitive impairment. Trump is either unwilling or unable (or maybe both) to answer the questions he's actually asked, so he just rants and raves while the interviewers do their best to provide structure to his random brain firings

time.com

Read TIME’s ‘What Trump Has Built’ Interview Transcript

The U.S. President discussed the war in Iran, press freedom, AI, and more ahead of the midterm elections.

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OK Slacker @okslacker.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Women getting ready to burn this shit to the fucking ground right about now. We’ve held up your stupid egos, we’ve been humiliated, abused, underpaid, groped, raped, put down in a billion fucking ways. WE ARE DONE NOW. do with this information what you will.

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OK Slacker @okslacker.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Being a rapist should absolutely ruin your life. Whoever you are. Duh.

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OK Slacker @okslacker.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

We did not, in fact, Take Back the Night. We should try again with some pitchforks and torches.

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OK Slacker @okslacker.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Women shut abuse down and rescue other women, even when it means putting themselves in danger; men don’t want to inconvenience their monster friends.

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OK Slacker @okslacker.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Not all men? Ok, then just most men. They might not be rapists themselves, but they don’t stop their rapist buddies from raping, so forgive us if we assume every man is a bad man until proven otherwise. Go be lonelier, you disappointing assholes.

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OK Slacker @okslacker.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Nope, never, never ever ever gonna betray my friends. All my friends. Especially my Trans friends. They are the best friends and the least deserving of betrayal. I mean nobody deserves betrayal, but trans friends, yeah never ever gonna betray them.

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OK Slacker @okslacker.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

An Election Haiku: Vote vote vote vote vote Vote vote vote vote vote vote vote Vote vote vote vote vote.

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OK Slacker @okslacker.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Ok so now I really need to get evaluated. Yikes.

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OK Slacker @okslacker.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

So I’m paying a thousand bucks a months just to be able to continue my fraudulent non-use of my health insurance? I must be the dumbest criminal ever.

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OK Slacker @okslacker.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I thank the gods and goddeses every day for the glorious incompetence. It’s our best hope.

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OK Slacker @okslacker.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I’ve been watching Sugar. Which is not that great, but I am entertained. Still, while I have no problem accepting the aliens part, I cannot suspend disbelief enough to accept how Sugar finds a parking spot right in front of where he’s going. Every single time. In LA! This is too much.

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OK Slacker @okslacker.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I ran into Shame and Irony at the bar. They’re consulting, taking small jobs here and there, Uber driving sometimes, but man it’s getting hard out there for them.

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OK Slacker @okslacker.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I am so very tired of all the gobsmacking.

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OK Slacker @okslacker.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Mamdani is the secret love child of FDR and Fiorello LaGuardia

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OK Slacker @okslacker.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Sitting here on a glorious day watching every fun fall festival planned for this weekend on the northeast coast getting cancelled. Waiting for the pressure drop headache and the big dumb storm. Not a fan. Stay safe people.

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OK Slacker @okslacker.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

She’s the Dowager Countess of Floofingtonshire. But she lets me call her Katara. Or ma’am.

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OK Slacker @okslacker.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Normielib winemoms out here saving their bottles and oily rags. Just in case. Good to be prepared.

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OK Slacker @okslacker.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

We are all so fucking freaked out. But we want to believe! Give us something to believe in and we will vote for you. Just give us some little reason to keep believing. Please.

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OK Slacker @okslacker.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

How many times do you touch the stove before you realize you are now deformed and in constant pain? I mean, you “owned the libs” but now you are deformed from all the stove-touching. Did you win? Does your arm work? If not, are your new friends helping you with that?

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OK Slacker @okslacker.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

People who pay pemiums but never see a doctor are the people who prop up the whole system. Healthy people who pay to stay that way. Cancel them and only sick people remain in your insurance pool. The stupid, it huuurts

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OK Slacker @okslacker.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

So I’ve picked this weird ass time to take myself (slowly, so slowly) off the antidepressants they gave me during my cancer treatment 12 years ago. And fuck if I’m not crying watching random Ted Lasso. And fuck if I’m not happy about the crying. It’s weird, but it’s real. What’s next? Bring it!

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OK Slacker @okslacker.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I would very much like to have more money. But I would definitely not want to fight for more once I had enough. Like why would I be in constant battle to keep it, or get even more, when I could just be like, yeah, I Got Money Now. Why is enough not enough for some people? Gimme enough and I’m good.

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OK Slacker @okslacker.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Jesus isn’t even my boy! But if he started flipping these fucking tables, I’d be all in to help. We’d bond over the table flipping, maybe have a drink later after the flipping. Maybe we would share social media handles, whatever. But if someone like Jesus starts flipping tables, again, I am In!

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OK Slacker @okslacker.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Every billionaire is a policy failure.

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OK Slacker @okslacker.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

If I wanted to eat dirt I could do it in a way that stained me less, both inside and outside my body.

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OK Slacker @okslacker.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

My kid just graduated. I love the way Reed sees the world. A joyful cynicism. Smart and open. Fully itself. Rare these days. (Sighs in Columbia alum…)

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OK Slacker @okslacker.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Every day I’m like “is this real? Are we all seeing this?” I didn’t drink from the wrong sangria at the party again right?

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OK Slacker @okslacker.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Save it. Protect it. You may need to sacrifice one side of the bread, but this will remain delicious for several more hours. You can make an antipasto salad. Everything is groceries. Be one with the vinegar.

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OK Slacker @okslacker.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Protect kids. Trans kids, cis kids, gay kids, nonbinary kids, well-behaved kids, bratty kids, cute kids, ugly kids, popular kids, nerdy kids, artistic kids, athletic kids, your kids, my kids, OUR KIDS.

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OK Slacker @okslacker.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

FUCKING FUCKETY FUCK! Ahem, erm, sorry. Couldn’t help it.

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OK Slacker @okslacker.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Elder abuse is the legal term. His handlers lie to him, and he magnifies the lie to an absurd extreme because that’s his nature. And here we are. But at least some dummies maybe aren’t that dumb anymore and they see the lies. Maybe.

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OK Slacker @okslacker.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

This is how you describe most towns in New Jersey.

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OK Slacker @okslacker.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

17 degrees removed and it all still follows me

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OK Slacker @okslacker.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I internalize my rage. Mostly because I can’t afford to buy a new phone every time I want to throw mine across the room. I might need to take up boxing. Or shot put.

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OK Slacker @okslacker.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

My newly-employed recent college grad is living with me right now because housing costs Way Too Much right now. So I’ve been overhearing a lot. Let me tell you, the kids are furious and very politically aware. “Don’t trust anyone over 30” is Back Baby! Everything old is new again I guess.

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OK Slacker @okslacker.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

The Streisand Effect is their only skill. My 22 year old has never even known Kraft existed before today but just gave me chapter and verse on the whole Ed Sheeran thing and how it led her to learn all about him and his Epstein connections and ICE planes and tell all her friends.

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OK Slacker @okslacker.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

AI generated “writing” just reads like Ayn Rand. (This is in no way complimentary.) Like her work has been oversampled or something. I once wrote the Sparknotes for Atlas Shrugged, so I may be more sensitive to it than most. But man that’s some bad prose.

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OK Slacker @okslacker.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Got an awesome deal on some magic beans

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OK Slacker @okslacker.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

I had no plans to watch it. Didn’t even know about it. It would have gone right past me. Now I feel obligated to go look it up and watch it on YouTube, which is available to everyone regardless of streaming subscriptions. More great work from the Streisand Effect Team!

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OK Slacker @okslacker.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

I just don’t think I can Let any more crazy shit Just Sink In. I’m at bedrock folks, running out of space down here.

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