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Women getting ready to burn this shit to the fucking ground right about now. We’ve held up your stupid egos, we’ve been humiliated, abused, underpaid, groped, raped, put down in a billion fucking ways. WE ARE DONE NOW. do with this information what you will.

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OK Slacker @okslacker.bsky.social · 17h

Being a rapist should absolutely ruin your life. Whoever you are. Duh.

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OK Slacker @okslacker.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Not all men? Ok, then just most men. They might not be rapists themselves, but they don’t stop their rapist buddies from raping, so forgive us if we assume every man is a bad man until proven otherwise. Go be lonelier, you disappointing assholes.

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OK Slacker @okslacker.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Nope, never, never ever ever gonna betray my friends. All my friends. Especially my Trans friends. They are the best friends and the least deserving of betrayal. I mean nobody deserves betrayal, but trans friends, yeah never ever gonna betray them.

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OK Slacker @okslacker.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

An Election Haiku: Vote vote vote vote vote Vote vote vote vote vote vote vote Vote vote vote vote vote.

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OK Slacker @okslacker.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I thank the gods and goddeses every day for the glorious incompetence. It’s our best hope.

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OK Slacker @okslacker.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I’ve been watching Sugar. Which is not that great, but I am entertained. Still, while I have no problem accepting the aliens part, I cannot suspend disbelief enough to accept how Sugar finds a parking spot right in front of where he’s going. Every single time. In LA! This is too much.

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OK Slacker @okslacker.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I ran into Shame and Irony at the bar. They’re consulting, taking small jobs here and there, Uber driving sometimes, but man it’s getting hard out there for them.

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OK Slacker @okslacker.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I am so very tired of all the gobsmacking.

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OK Slacker @okslacker.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Sitting here on a glorious day watching every fun fall festival planned for this weekend on the northeast coast getting cancelled. Waiting for the pressure drop headache and the big dumb storm. Not a fan. Stay safe people.

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OK Slacker @okslacker.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Normielib winemoms out here saving their bottles and oily rags. Just in case. Good to be prepared.

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OK Slacker @okslacker.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

We are all so fucking freaked out. But we want to believe! Give us something to believe in and we will vote for you. Just give us some little reason to keep believing. Please.

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OK Slacker @okslacker.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

How many times do you touch the stove before you realize you are now deformed and in constant pain? I mean, you “owned the libs” but now you are deformed from all the stove-touching. Did you win? Does your arm work? If not, are your new friends helping you with that?

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OK Slacker @okslacker.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

People who pay pemiums but never see a doctor are the people who prop up the whole system. Healthy people who pay to stay that way. Cancel them and only sick people remain in your insurance pool. The stupid, it huuurts

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OK Slacker @okslacker.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

So I’ve picked this weird ass time to take myself (slowly, so slowly) off the antidepressants they gave me during my cancer treatment 12 years ago. And fuck if I’m not crying watching random Ted Lasso. And fuck if I’m not happy about the crying. It’s weird, but it’s real. What’s next? Bring it!

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OK Slacker @okslacker.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I would very much like to have more money. But I would definitely not want to fight for more once I had enough. Like why would I be in constant battle to keep it, or get even more, when I could just be like, yeah, I Got Money Now. Why is enough not enough for some people? Gimme enough and I’m good.

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OK Slacker @okslacker.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Jesus isn’t even my boy! But if he started flipping these fucking tables, I’d be all in to help. We’d bond over the table flipping, maybe have a drink later after the flipping. Maybe we would share social media handles, whatever. But if someone like Jesus starts flipping tables, again, I am In!

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OK Slacker @okslacker.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Every billionaire is a policy failure.

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OK Slacker @okslacker.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Protect kids. Trans kids, cis kids, gay kids, nonbinary kids, well-behaved kids, bratty kids, cute kids, ugly kids, popular kids, nerdy kids, artistic kids, athletic kids, your kids, my kids, OUR KIDS.

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OK Slacker @okslacker.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

FUCKING FUCKETY FUCK! Ahem, erm, sorry. Couldn’t help it.

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OK Slacker @okslacker.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I internalize my rage. Mostly because I can’t afford to buy a new phone every time I want to throw mine across the room. I might need to take up boxing. Or shot put.

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OK Slacker @okslacker.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

My newly-employed recent college grad is living with me right now because housing costs Way Too Much right now. So I’ve been overhearing a lot. Let me tell you, the kids are furious and very politically aware. “Don’t trust anyone over 30” is Back Baby! Everything old is new again I guess.

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OK Slacker @okslacker.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

AI generated “writing” just reads like Ayn Rand. (This is in no way complimentary.) Like her work has been oversampled or something. I once wrote the Sparknotes for Atlas Shrugged, so I may be more sensitive to it than most. But man that’s some bad prose.

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OK Slacker @okslacker.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

I just don’t think I can Let any more crazy shit Just Sink In. I’m at bedrock folks, running out of space down here.

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OK Slacker @okslacker.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Help us Judicial Branch (not you SCOTUS), you’re our only hope.

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OK Slacker @okslacker.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

I saw a post somewhere that said if you put stamps on your pre-paid mail-in ballot envelope the post office has to treat it as first class mail, not bulk mail. Does anyone know if this is true? It makes sense, since charities often ask you to add a stamp to save them money on postage. Anyone?

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OK Slacker @okslacker.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

This midterm GOP convention’s gonna be another Squeaky Tank Parade isn’t it?

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OK Slacker @okslacker.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Laughing and crying You know it’s the same release.

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OK Slacker @okslacker.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

For the first time in 22 years (when my oldest started preschool), Back to School season has absolutely no relevance in my life.

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OK Slacker @okslacker.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

I met Gloria Steinem once at an event. All I could think to say was “I’m your biggest fangirl!” So embarrassing, but so heartfelt. Then she grabbed hold of both my hands, leaned in and said “I’m yours too. We are all each other’s fangirls” Man that was a MOMENT. Farewell to a true icon.

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OK Slacker @okslacker.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Sterling Point is hitting me on all the levels. Spent summers on lakes in Canada. Loved Dawson’s Creek when it first aired. Desperate for a solid escape. All the levels.

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OK Slacker @okslacker.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

If a hurricane named Dolly destroys Mar a Lago, I might just find some kind of religion.

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OK Slacker @okslacker.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

I don’t think the commentariat fully grasps the level of feral rage among normielib winemoms. They are So Fucking Done with All This Bullshit. Interview them, why don’tcha?

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OK Slacker @okslacker.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Has Mitch McConnell been made into banana bread yet?

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OK Slacker @okslacker.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

I had all kinds of visions of Justice. But I know as soon as it becomes convenient, he’ll just go all “Vinnie the Chin” in a bathrobe. So now I just want it to be Over. Let the universe deal with it all. Just let it be over.

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OK Slacker @okslacker.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Restricting mail in voting is a dumbass thing they want because their leader is stupid and loud. No thoughts past owning the libs. Dems everywhere are incandescent with rage and will gladly vote in person, in long lines, after crawling across broken glass. Will demoralized Republicans do the same?

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OK Slacker @okslacker.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

America’s shrinks are all about to go on their annual vacations. Things are gonna get weird. Buckle Up, everybody!

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OK Slacker @okslacker.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Nobody out Streisand Effects this regime. Now even offline normies who don’t follow politics are asking who this Natalie person is. Great work, no notes.

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OK Slacker @okslacker.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Jesus, Staples! I buy one box of ink and suddenly we’re in a situationship over text and email. The ink is great, thanks. We’re all done here.

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OK Slacker @okslacker.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Spite will keep us going. Lean into spite. There’s power there.

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OK Slacker @okslacker.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

I’m just gonna say it. If you don’t have kids, don’t tell people who do have kids how they should approach raising them. Just stop yourself before you do or say something you can’t possibly back up. If you don’t know, you don’t know. Don’t imagine you do, because you don’t.

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OK Slacker @okslacker.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

The shame of Republican senators will never ever wash off. They should start begging their grandchildren for forgiveness yesterday.

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OK Slacker @okslacker.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Why is 18 our voting age? Is it because it’s also draft age? A 16 year old with no vote must live out the consequences of things that 80-90 year olds get to decide. The 16 year old may suffer the consequences for 60-70 years while the octogenarian who chose them has already beaten the actuarial odds

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OK Slacker @okslacker.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Neighborism. That’s the philosophy that is closest to the golden rule of all religions. Just love your neighbor. Or, at least don’t hate them or hurt them. And trees and rivers and mountains and oceans are also our neighbors.

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OK Slacker @okslacker.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

I wish it was November already. Not just because I want this election over. Mostly because I want to go outside again without sweat-fainting or choking on wildfire smoke. This summer positively blows.

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OK Slacker @okslacker.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Maybe I am just a lefty, feminist, over-informed, over-educated bitch. I’m okay with that.

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