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You literally can't without employing a third party extension or use morphe, it's NUTS. I need the freaks who makes decisions at Alphabet to suffer

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I said 1 thing to the chatbot and it was "connect me to a human" and the bot typed "will do, wait time is x minutes". That was the wait time for CALLS, not chat. Chat does not have human agents. Instead of telling me there were no human agents it just lied. So you were wrong in both aspects, begone

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It also thinks today is November the 4th. Bruh how does your computer get THAT wrong

Screenshot from the email receipt marking the date as November 4th 2026. It is October 5th 2026.

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Except I can't even talk to him in the notes, I don't get to add information when I reschedule. And apparently nobody is reading his notes. I'm exploding whatever stupid AI admin thing they implemented with my mind it's JUST there to make things harder for BOTH the company AND customers

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Like it's not the technicians fault at all, he literally had said in the first receipt there is no parking. The problem is just we cannot communicate with each other where the parking is without 5 layers of AI administrative incompetence and obfuscation we gotta talk to each other in the damn notes

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Whatever I'm just going to demand refund and hire someone off Kijiji. One I can actually talk to

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"thank you for holding, we are experiencing high call volumes at the mome-" do ya think your AI agent might be causing this? Do you think people call customer service for fun? I'd much rather just call the technician and tell him where to park. But nooooo I gotta do this shit

Instead I gotta call customer service, who last time I called already told them all this, they l ALSO does not have the technicians number because the system that handles arranging service schedules is probably AI. While their useless AI agent can't tell the difference between a call and a chat

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Kei with the bad joints @okeibai.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

In a comedic level of AI incompetency, the technician that was supposed to fix my laundry machine left without knocking again. I see his notes on the receipt "is anybody reading these notes?? There's no parking for the truck" [deep breath] there is. I could tell you where if I had their number

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can't even search it up because "grog" is a very popular caveman name

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Kei with the bad joints @okeibai.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Cider canNOT be for real be "grog" in French

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Small Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

JRR Tolkien: You paint that picture of the key scene from the Two Towers where Frodo and Sam fight Gollum? Donato Giancola: Sure did, Ron, real fuckin' sexy just like you asked. JRRT: What.

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Kei with the bad joints @okeibai.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

They also keep complaining that people are disposing of bulk trash in front of the waste disposal garage. Well where do you want people to put it then. In front of the complex? Stop sending us warning emails, people who put that furniture there can't hear you anymore they've moved out

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Kei with the bad joints @okeibai.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

One of the units have windows that are immediately blocked by mailboxes. I don't think bikes are the thing that lowers the value of that unit

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Kei with the bad joints @okeibai.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

The people living here are not responsible for the shitty design choices of the contractors that built this place. You know not a single architect was involved because this complex is exactly 3.5 storeys tall. Anything 4 storeys and above requires an architect and engineer. It's so blatant

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Kei with the bad joints @okeibai.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

If they're going to be petty I'm going to be petty back. I'm going to send them a bunch of pics of "ugly" stuff on the grounds, like how the hand rails on the stairs to my unit have missing supports, and how most units only have windows directly facing the waste disposal shed.

Kei with the bad joints @okeibai.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I suspect they are 找存在感. The condo board don't even live here... They had the nerve to dock people for having seasonal lights but took them 4 years to scrape the paint from my inaccessible windows. Clown shit.

Kei with the bad joints @okeibai.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

It's so fuckin goofy like. I HAVE my own parking spot why the hell would I park in visitor. If someone tells you they don't have a car to put in visitor, you don't send them a picture going "are you suuuuuure", you go "oh, our mistake" and try to figure out why you thought it was their car.

Kei with the bad joints @okeibai.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

this is the same management that sent me an email threatening to charge me to tow my car for illegally parking in visitors spots. When I told them I don't have a car to park in visitor spots, they then sent me a photo as if that'll magically make it my car. AS PER MY LAST EMAIL, THAT'S NOT MY CAR -

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Kei with the bad joints @okeibai.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Also insulting that being unsightly is a given reason when there's eight million lawn signs everywhere for the municipal election. At least try harder to think of a lie

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Kei with the bad joints @okeibai.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Also, even in the photos they attached to the emails "safety" is not an issue. They're not even extending onto sidewalks they're tucked away DEEP into the building complex it's so goddamn HOA nonsense. One is across from the garbage disposal unit, I don't think bikes are the eyesore there!!

Kei with the bad joints @okeibai.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I had to invoke the spirit of a white lady Karen to send an email asking to clarify if this is admitting the management was planning to do theft of children's property, as children are not getting these notices. Looking forward to how they'll respond to being thieves who steal from children

Kei with the bad joints @okeibai.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Most of these are children's bikes, children who don't have access to the underground bike storage???

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Kei with the bad joints @okeibai.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Like look at this shit. Rephrased this is literally saying by putting your bike on the bike racks for bikes, management will steal your bike and throw it out.

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Kei with the bad joints @okeibai.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

It's really funny because management sent us an email complaining about there being children's bikes. On the bike rack. For bikes

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Kei with the bad joints @okeibai.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I wish we had sheltered bike parking like Japan does :(

Kei with the bad joints @okeibai.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Guyyssss look at my parents' cat he looks like an old man

A very round cat that looks like a tired old man sits in a shoebox. He looks like he's about to tell you about the tribulations of war

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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

i would rather remove my eyeballs than witness an AI tingler cover

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Kei with the bad joints @okeibai.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I was not able to find that can but I found this. It comes in red white black and green. As the flavors. I was really hoping to find the above can, that one is so cringe it's funny, this one just looks like a knock off wicked tie-in. Oh well, for the Muppet Joker,

Kei with the bad joints @okeibai.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I'm aware that the weird yaasification of energy drinks is a recession indicator crossed with a whole lot of other worrying societal trends (supplement grifting, gig economy, substance dependency, obsession with thinness, slop in general etc) but you gotta admit it's really REALLY funny

Kei with the bad joints @okeibai.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Theres more lawn signs this municipal election but less colorful than before. The ink price hike affecting politicians now huh

Kei with the bad joints @okeibai.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

You can't even pay to save time anymore FINE next time I'll pirate the repair manual and do it myself. God

Kei with the bad joints @okeibai.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Apparently my technician came at early morning, didn't knock or anything, and left. ????? Their online support is AI and calling was not helpful because they don't have any information about their technicians???? AI enshittifying even stuff that HAS to be done physically by people now

Kei with the bad joints @okeibai.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I gotta develop a Distinguishing Feature again so my friends can find me in crowds in Asia...

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Kei with the bad joints @okeibai.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

This is why I keep saying art and engineering are nooooooooot opposites we all get tormented by visions that make us unable to do other stuff until it's perfectedddds

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Kei with the bad joints @okeibai.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Learning about how the design came about was very much like yeah this guy went into hyperfixiation mode for years. The vision taunted him until he completed it. 🤝 Yeah man I get it

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Kei with the bad joints @okeibai.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Nowadays nobody uses the wubi method because it's faster to send voice texts, handwrite it on a touchscreen, type it out via pinyin than learn the wubi method. The first step being you have to know how to handwrite Chinese in the first place lol. It's completely obsolete but I love the design...

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Kei with the bad joints @okeibai.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Look at it. Type words by stroke order? The mechanical design of it is genius

Kei with the bad joints @okeibai.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

True elitism is using the handwriting keyboard on your phone to look up anime. Even higher tier than that is using the wubi keyboard to look up Chinese dramas (I do want to learn the wubi keyboard though I think the design of it is really interesting)

Kei with the bad joints @okeibai.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

The anime title "discourse" is a silly nothingburger with both sides calling the other elitist, I really do think it's funny. Why stop at Romaji. Go all the way coward, write the titles in kanji as the creators intended. Manually type it out every time you want to look it up.

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Kei with the bad joints @okeibai.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

And I mean... I've done it too with pulling all my shit off of xhitter, meta and insta. Specifically for not wanting to feed the Machine. I WANT to share my work, I just really don't want to help train AI... So does many other artists. Net effect, internet sucks more now

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Kei with the bad joints @okeibai.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Even when you go on weird nerd subreddits for troubleshooting it's a wall of "post deleted by user with mass post deleter" sighhhh. This was not a thing before it's obvious LLM disproportionately pulls from Reddit

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Kei with the bad joints @okeibai.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

The other issue with AI making the internet worse, even apart from the misinformation is that people are removing stuff because they don't want to be used for training data. Even when they are happy to share the information for free they are forced to take protective measures because of goddamn AI

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Internet Archive @archive.org · 29/09/2026

What's on your bookshelf that the Internet Archive doesn't have? There's an app for that. Scan a book's barcode or ISBN to see whether the Internet Archive needs it for preservation and digitization. Scan your shelves. Save a book. help.archive.org/help/donate-... 🧵

Four "Tools You Can Use" Upload campaign tiles arranged in a 2x2 grid. Top left, a cream and yellow tile with a folder icon reading "Upload" and "Contribute digital materials that you have the right to share." Top right, a cream tile with bold black text: "Upload digital materials to help preserve and share knowledge with people around the world." Bottom left, a cream tile with a screenshot of the Internet Archive's Upload files page, with the "UPLOAD" nav link and "Choose files to upload" button circled in red. Bottom right, a cream tile with bold black text, "Contribute digital materials that you have the right to share," and a small multicolor line-art icon of the Internet Archive's columned building.

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Kei with the bad joints @okeibai.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Like the anatomy "rules" are a general ballpark guideline for when you try to figure out why something doesn't look right. But following them too strictly and you're going to end up with same-face same-body syndrome. Same with everything else

Kei with the bad joints @okeibai.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Nobody's going to notice if something is like 10° off so long as it looks alright. Even in photorealism, the real world isn't as exact as you'd think. "That joint doesn't bend like that" people with "weird" anatomies are more common than you think. There are more exceptions to every rule than not