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Kei with the bad joints @okeibai.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

It also thinks today is November the 4th. Bruh how does your computer get THAT wrong

Screenshot from the email receipt marking the date as November 4th 2026. It is October 5th 2026.

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Kei with the bad joints @okeibai.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Cider canNOT be for real be "grog" in French

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Kei with the bad joints @okeibai.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Like look at this shit. Rephrased this is literally saying by putting your bike on the bike racks for bikes, management will steal your bike and throw it out.

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Kei with the bad joints @okeibai.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Guyyssss look at my parents' cat he looks like an old man

A very round cat that looks like a tired old man sits in a shoebox. He looks like he's about to tell you about the tribulations of war

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Kei with the bad joints @okeibai.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I was not able to find that can but I found this. It comes in red white black and green. As the flavors. I was really hoping to find the above can, that one is so cringe it's funny, this one just looks like a knock off wicked tie-in. Oh well, for the Muppet Joker,

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Kei with the bad joints @okeibai.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I'm aware that the weird yaasification of energy drinks is a recession indicator crossed with a whole lot of other worrying societal trends (supplement grifting, gig economy, substance dependency, obsession with thinness, slop in general etc) but you gotta admit it's really REALLY funny

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Kei with the bad joints @okeibai.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Look at it. Type words by stroke order? The mechanical design of it is genius

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Kei with the bad joints @okeibai.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Used my Chinese phone to take this pic WHAT is this difference in quality?????

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Kei with the bad joints @okeibai.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

How tf is it that phones have 3 cameras at the back with five million megapixels but photo quality just keeps getting worse

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Kei with the bad joints @okeibai.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

goofier note, they are continuing the tradition of having the female bestie be really, really gay. And this glitch that caused p3mc to fully impale a sword through his own neck (I was a millisecond too late, but trust you can still see the sword). They fixed the Aigis noclip into Wonder glitch tho

Screenshot, Motoha is visibly stunlocked at Riko's tv interview outfit and calls it really really cute

Motoha continues to gush about how cute Riko is while Wonder has the option to agree the look is fitting, very pretty, or "a person's outfit is as important as a saddle is to a horse" (why is this your first mean dialogue option???)

Screenshot of wonder and p3mc opening a chest. A glitch caused p3mc's sword, which is normally not present in these animations, to not only be attached to his hand but also impaled through his neck

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Kei with the bad joints @okeibai.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

And NGL I was not expecting to like Riko all that much, but holy shit, kudos to her voice actress. Finding out she has THAT kind of Asian Parent (iykyk) got me both laughing and oof, of course you're so depressed... Another one for the robot coded Asian Kid gang

Screenshot from Rikos flashback, she is showing her father a test with a score of 90 on it

Screenshot from Riko's flashback, her father asking why she didn't get 100 instead

Screenshot from Riko'a flashback, her father's secretary telling her the only reason anybody is nice to her is because she's the only child of the head of the company, and nobody would care about her otherwise. Damn lady?

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Kei with the bad joints @okeibai.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Did a bit more of the p5x main story stuff and it's getting interesting. Their teacher, an ex-delinquent, is getting parasitically harassed by some chunni techbro troll consultant who creates problems in the systems he's hired in so he can "fix" it. So both of them share one palace

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Kei with the bad joints @okeibai.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Here's the crafting shelves I finished building out of random junk around the house. It's 90% garden stakes

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Kei with the bad joints @okeibai.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Thank you grocery store for blurring photos of the nutritional information for the product's privacy

Photo of the nutritional label on a box of mooncakes. It is so blurry as to be completely illegible

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Kei with the bad joints @okeibai.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Wow if only the moon gave us an universally understood symbol to indicate how full of white powder it was, we wouldn't have to make our pattern say "low sugar" like we think diabetics don't deserve the beautiful patterns on other cakes

Mooncakes stamped with a pattern that says "low sugar"

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Kei with the bad joints @okeibai.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Like what is this horror!?! The BRAIN??? and this tissue responds to estrogen cycling by collecting blood and shedding it every month???

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Kei with the bad joints @okeibai.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

iOS you wanna explain why using it for 0 mins drained half the battery? I literally have every notif off. I haven't even touched it all day? Clown products

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Kei with the bad joints @okeibai.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Yup these are scams. Bot farm, their "website"

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Kei with the bad joints @okeibai.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

This smells like content farm. I'm going to find out it's a bunch of AI bros in a trenchcoat isnt it

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Kei with the bad joints @okeibai.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

The M's are especially annoying because Gmail and Proton mail are sorted under G and P alphabetically and not M in the alphabetized list so I always get confused when I can't find them for a few seconds. Designers. Come on. It's literally your career to think about this

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Kei with the bad joints @okeibai.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

- triangles reads as A - C is a bad choice too many things start with C. Converter? Currency? Cloud? Calculator? Counter? Also looks like G - apps with logo that are not where they are sorted alphabetically - if you base a logo on MNWVU they should send you back to beginner graphic design class

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Kei with the bad joints @okeibai.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

We have got to do something about this in graphic design. TFW design so concerned with making the logo readable by itself they've forgotten to distinguish it from other logos

App logos for mega, Gmail, and morphe. They look almost identical

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Kei with the bad joints @okeibai.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

I love this comic from Grant Snider because I think a lot people get frustrated with contemporary art and media that gets praise from other artists and critics but are personally miserable experiences is because the central conflict has moved beyond even "character vs author" to "Author vs Audience"

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Kei with the bad joints @okeibai.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

This is not useful to anyone who doesn't work with bikes, isn't reflective of skill level and nobody will be mad if you just trace bikes in illustrations. My point - memorizing how things look isn't effective, understanding how they work and connect is how you get to pull it just off the dome

Diagrams I sketched just from recall of the main components of a bike and how they connect

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Kei with the bad joints @okeibai.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

So I saw a thing that was like drawing a horse from memory is not impressive anymore since horsegirls and people gay for centaurs are good at it anyway, draw a bike and I regret to once again realise in this situation I am the freak

5 minute sketch of a bicycle from memory

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Kei with the bad joints @okeibai.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Senior companion that plays Go The reason old people play Go in the park is so they can see their friends. If your elderly client is housebound the solution is to fuckin. Give them a way to video chat and more intuitive interfacing for playing GO LIKE A KEYBOARD SHAPED LIKE A BOARD

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Kei with the bad joints @okeibai.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Here's your lettuce sandwich you piece of shit

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Kei with the bad joints @okeibai.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

These two are companion bots, they don't have arms and look like murder ghosts from Chinese horror. Just ask ONE of your programmers to style a wig, I promise you even in China a good amount of comp sci students are trans women and they are way better at styling than whichever techbro did this

Companion bot dressed in hanfu, the head and make up looks like a caricature of what a sad AI slop girlfriend on the brink of tears look like. A nametag prompts people to talk to her by calling her xiaomei twice

Companion bot dressed in comedically bad hanfu. It's makeup makes it looks like it has been crying for the last 48 hours straight.

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Kei with the bad joints @okeibai.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Remember this fuckin thing? If you JUST mechanised this thing it would be better at it than that robot. You don't even need AI or image recognition, add a fan and a roller to flatten the shirt, then have it tilt to slide the shirt into a drawer. JFC.

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Kei with the bad joints @okeibai.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Like just off the dome let's say the 2 criteria is it can't be bigger than laundry machine and only does t-shirts (like this one). It's simply not efficient to make robotics to move the way a human does when there's simpler mechanical solutions, what the fuck are we doing

Quick sketch of how I would design a laundry folding bot given the criteria and maybe 10 mins of thought. The inability to lay fabrics flat is simply designed away by not using the pinching and hanging motions the robot in the video uses.

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Kei with the bad joints @okeibai.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Cousin sent me like 100 pics and vids of things from the autonomous robotics expo in Beijing and I'm losing my shit. Like this laundry folding robot that can't even lay a shirt flat in idealized environments (good lighting, flat surface, strong visual distinction)

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Kei with the bad joints @okeibai.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Sojiro please get a dishwasher... Akechi also showed up and while I'm pretty sure where people stand or sit in LeBlanc is random, it is funny that Joker was making a point of ignoring him 9/10 times I went in there to pet the cat. Akechi also whines that nobody likes him because he's a cop

Screenshot from p5x inside Leblanc. Akechi looks miserable and says "I'm actually not very welcome here. I guess it can't be helped as they are thieves and I am a detective"

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Kei with the bad joints @okeibai.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

It's the street musician girl, she had her songs plagiarized and they are trying to help her stop the techbros from doing it again. they added interactions in LeBlanc or I just never did them before but it is funny Joker is doing the dishes in the background in all of them... Sisphysian task...

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Kei with the bad joints @okeibai.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

I don't usually get any merch but I might just spring for this one because oughhhhh look at Will ...

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Kei with the bad joints @okeibai.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Oughhhh Euchronias specialest little baby.... (I was gonna be like "why are you white" but tbf the photos seems to have overexposed the hair, pants and holster colors too so I think this may be a legit case of bad lighting settings + dark background)

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Kei with the bad joints @okeibai.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Made a stool hamper, will not be hulking out today 👍

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Kei with the bad joints @okeibai.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

That's fuckin wild bro considering how often tech pisses me off. You'd think I have anger issues

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Kei with the bad joints @okeibai.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

It is mostly concentrated in the marketing and growth areas of the project, which happens to be the biggest part of the project, and uses GROK of all things... I haven't looked at the actual code for the mini apps yet but yikes. Sorry you employ spambot tactics, I'm blocking forever

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Kei with the bad joints @okeibai.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

do you think I'm stupid enough to not check source code before I install shit on my phone. This code is so laden with LLM features it's insulting. This account is so obviously run by GPT I'm going to physically fight whoever is behind this if I ever see them irl

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Kei with the bad joints @okeibai.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Currently doing this but the table is JUST narrow enough that I can't pull it as close as I need at the angle I need. I'm also trapped in here, help

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Kei with the bad joints @okeibai.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

I have a child sized version of one of these, and really the only thing to do is make an attachment to hold keyboard mouse and screen. Preferably on rollers or swiveling so the person isn't trapped in there like a rollercoaster

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Kei with the bad joints @okeibai.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Y'know those... Monstrosities that start up desk and chair workstation designs for taking weight off your upper back like... Are there... Non over the top, cheaper solutions on the market because I can already think of several ways to make this more accessible

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Kei with the bad joints @okeibai.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

I usually ignore these gawking at whatever rightwing internet weirdos are engagement baiting with but I couldn't stop giggling because it reminded me of this image so much

A ceramic teapot of a old timey pilgrim man holding his legs up, captioned "wench, ha! For what reason is thou angry? Because mine own pussy poppeth sev'rely and thine own does not?"

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Kei with the bad joints @okeibai.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Fuckass language lmfao (Pic not mine, English caps mine)

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Kei with the bad joints @okeibai.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

I'm pissing and shitting this novel has GACHA MECHANICS oh we are cooked Context: guy has to give Gods psychotherapy in the dream mind palace, upon meeting percentage thresholds you get to gacha a skill from the god to use irl If gacha showed up in my dreams I'm killing myself immediately

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Kei with the bad joints @okeibai.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

Oh my fucking god why is this slopbot still here. Begone

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